Magic 8 ball thread

depends what you mean by mixed decent. im not a yankee if thats what you mean. but as far as I know im like scotish, french, english, and ukrainian with a little bit of northwest coast hiada mixed in there but you could never tell. I look like a ww1 german soilder ive been told. also if you see digits dont lie - you got a 5. nice try fag

also - should I learn german?

Am I gonna die alone
Oregnanone

Am I attractive in the eyes of others?

will he talk to me again sddsdd

Okay,welI FUCK YOU THEN.

will i get happy within the next couple days?

am I very attractive o great wise ball

Will I speak to my two former friends again?

:)
with a dash of origonal of course

godspeed user

Fucking let me send this post 4chang

is he actually obsessed with me? xo

will i stop procrastinating and get my shit together

Will I ever get rid of my nicotine addiction?

i am asking again, will i stop procrastinating and get my shit together

Is that a no? desu senpai

Are you fucking with me? Originally

will I be happy someday?

Is "it" happening?
Tell me 8ball

Will i every make real and true friends?

Will she love me again?

Muted for 2 seconds...

8ball-san, should I be a writer instead

8ball-san I'm tired of your shit. Should I give up on having a normal life?

Will E and I hook up tomorrow?

Get your shit together 8ball.
Should I give up on my dreams of employment and independence?

mighty 8 ball, should I just kill myself? I am so sad.

It tried to evade the question to not upset you, because you clearly want to do it
By the way 8ball, is this guy a dummy?

fine; will i end up killing myself?

Are you telling me the gypsy ball is trying to be nice? Feels to me like it's trying to let me down easy.
Also
>ask again

will i go on a date before this month ends?

Virtual picture of an 8-ball, would she go out with me?

will I die of a heart attack tomorrow mr 8 ball?

will i pass my exams with 450+ marks?

Is there a non-degenerate girl left in this whole wide damn world dear 8ball? I'm afraid the human race won't live long enough to see His second coming.

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It's telling to ask again because it doesn't want to let you down!
Fine, I am once again asking-

Is shann gonna fuck her pussy with a cucumber and can I watch?

Will i ever fuck a girl in her ass
(However hard as i please)

Will I originally finish my college?

will i feel her in my in my bed soon?

Am I the only one for him?

what a tease.
will she cuddle me in bed soon?

Should I kill myself this year or wait till next year

Will I ever go out with him?
>ever

cmon
will she cuddle me in bed?

alright 8 ball go fuck yourself
every time you gave me an 8 before you were wrong so fuck you haha

Will I ever be good socially?

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It's confirmed. I'm a dummy.

Does 'A' have any feelings towards me?

would "A" think im a good person?

Will I manage to get anywhere in life?

Will I eventually end my own life?

will snacks be back?

Do i like her

Will I ever get married?

oergenos

Ahh fuckk

>better not tell you
See, he was only protecting you from the truth. 8ball isn't mean but he has his limits.

so its infinite then ?

holy shit hahahaha
Well shit. Looks like I'll get married. Might still end up being shit for me though

Do I actually have to do it

Okay then, let's test this hypothesis then.
8BALL AM I A DUMMY?

Son of a BITCH
ORIGINAL
AAAAAAAA

Should I be worried about what's going to happen next at my job?

what do you have to do user? im so curious, i must know :>

also: will I become a good person soon?

See. He doesn't give a shit. Or maybe he has a sense of humor and it's all about divine (comedic) timing.

Will Tsukihi ever be real?

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Will I ever get it on with E?

Tell it to me straight 8ball, will my future spouse and I have a loving and lasting relationship?

Will I ever know what I want in life?

Well shit. Will we have any children together?

will i ever get succubus gf?

Will we not have any kids for the reason I think we won't?

Follow up will anything ever happen between us romantically?

Because you're too pushy (and a dummy), it's your punishment. Don't mess with 8ball-sama.

Rolling to ask again again.

Wrecked mate
Will my wife be hot 8ball

>2
Btfo
Anyways I did one of these things the other day and it said I have to message my oneitis within a week
I havent talked to her in a year and I'm extremely nervous to do it. I was hoping this one would negate the last one but instead it agreed

will this weekend work out?

at least tell me she will be hot when I marry her

stop stringing me along 8ball. will she be?

will he ever confess his obsession with me xo

fuck this world. will I be hot?

damn dude. at least hotter than I am now?

thanks for the compliment 8ball. you care if I stick you up my cunt?

PRO TIP: when it avoids a direct, it means "no", faggots.

o-oh...i guess i'll ask the real question then
will i ever BE the a succubus gf?

8ball does this faggot want to lick my ass?

well fuck your sources then you stupid ball i'll do it myself

Does this user suck cocks?

8ball will this tranny kill itself?

Will the antibiotics work?

does this fag want to fuck his mom?

>ask again
You always do that, don't you?

will i ever get a harem of asian gfs?

will this tranny be murdered by man it lured on tinder?

Is she willing to talk to me again?

will this tranny be murdered by a pack of angry women?

checked dub
organs

will this user be murdered by his harem of asian gfs?

will that user be murdered by dozens of white women?

Asking again, rolling once moar

am i going to fuck her in the ass?

does this user fantasize about kidnapping that girl?

Will I make amends with my ex friends

will he make amends as they see it?

Should I buy more dragon dildos?

will i have sex anytime this year

will i ever actually do something with my life?

What about dragon holes?

based
will i meet my harem before my 25th birthday?

will devin find the message I just sent him funny?

will jesus come back?

can i get a gf

very original

will i kill someone this year after snapping?

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oh my god 8ball. will that person at least be himself only?

Please, will I ever have fucking peace?

nice. am i going to fuck her right in the pussy too?

Will anything romantically significant happen to me this year?

will i at least meet one or two of the girls in it before my 25th birthday?

Reroll, I guess. Ask again is the dumbest result.

>6
hahahahhahahah

Should I kms before the end of 2020?

Poor user. Will women bully him this year?

awh. are your sources sure about that?

From right to left:

>will I get a gf ever again?
>will I ever be happy again?
>if positive, will it be soon?
>does my co-worker feel about me the same way I feel about her?
>will my father be ok?

Seems like I'm in for a tough year of being bullied by girls.

g-guess i'll have to be patient...
will i at least get a harem this year?

>Most likely
Damn dude. Will one of those girls bullying him at least fart in his face?

Is this user's harem only in his dreams?

nooooooooooooooooo
ok if that doesn't work, then will i get an asian gf this month

Would it be for the best if I just killed my self

this 8ball savage

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am I meant to be a househusband?

Reroll plz 8 ball

Does my mom wish she aborted me?

Will this user be murdered by his breadwinning wife?

Be my househusband

Will I live a happy, fulfilling life?

Will this faggot molest children?

Will it succeed? My date i mean.

you a guy or girl? and do you look like kasper cause the last 8ball thread said id get a girl who was kasper tier level looks

user!!! thats not very nice... and lucky 8ball didnt say yes >.>

Will I ever be in love again?

am I gay o great 8ball?

Will this user have his balls crushed by his breadwinning wife?

Damn 8ball why can't you predict shit? Will she at least inflict severe trauma on this user in some fashion?

will I ever get a gf?

origigigg

Asking again 8ball kek

will this user's gf have a penis, five stds, and multiple hemorrhoids?

is this guy a ffaggot who should neck himself after swallowing glass and drinking bleach mixed with red red wine?

I don't, why?

will this user kill himself within the next five years?

Is this user lying to me 8ball?

will my dreams of marriage, a home & kids come true?

yay, ty wise 8 ball

Am I gonna die of cancer?

Will i kill myself magic 8ball?

Will he confess to me anytime soon?

Has he been masturbating to me?

will we kiss orgrhfh

but will this user kill himself within the next five years?

Will this year feel like a downward spiral again?

will my cock ever grow bigger ?

Has she ever considered masturbating to me?

Will things work out in the end?

Gay ass bot muting me, fuck you.

Will he send it?

Will i finally have sex this year?
Og

Will I finally get what I want in life?

Should I move out
originally

Will corona kill humanity?

Will I get my own harem?

Am I going to fail again originn

Will my current relationship last forever?

Will i get the grades i want in my exam this year?

is the girl worth persuing?

does he love me xo

Am I gonna become good looking as time goes on?

Is he scared of me jjj

Wow what a pussy faggot. Is it because of the sex?

Did she ghost me or am I just being dramatic?

Is he scared because he's intimidated?

will I get my shit together and stop running away from all of my fucking problems soon

am i a fag

Do I like dick?

I Sunday going to be a good day for us?

am i gonna get coochie soon?

Will she and I have sex?

That used to be a triple 7.
Are jannies gay?

I said are janitors fucking deficient in the intelectual department.
They never clean up the gay and trans shit straight to LGBT. Yet here we are.

Will we be FWB's?

Am I going to die from Corona virus?

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Am i going to get rich

Well, kinda expected that

Czy Olek jest gejem

Fap

Re roll

will I get a girlfriend this year?

Should I give it a shot even though I'll probably fuck it up anways?

Will I win the lottery jackpot?

Should I join the Corps?