What the most evil fap you’ve ever had?
>working late
>hot girl leaves and says goodbye
>get horny
>remember she has baggies of pretzels in her drawer
>take pretzels into bathroom
>jizz onto them- carefully
>put them back
>watch her eat them the very next day
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I found out my sister has a squirting dildo and I jack off into her fake nut stuff.
That's a lie.
And so is that.
that's fucking hot.
Op here. Not a lie. Also blew a load into her lotion
I know you wish it was a lie, but I do it at least once a week.
I jerked off into some Chinese food I picked up for the girls I worked with when I was a lifeguard. Give it a little stir and they couldn’t even tell
I once snuck into the popular girls' room during a school trip while she was out and came my biggest load ever into her booty shorts
Had to wash them and put them back completely wet, dunno if she ever noticed
continued to wank whilst on the phone to my mum
I like calling crisis help lines and asking them what they’re wearing. I called the gay one once and the operator actually got me to cry. I still finished.
i jerked off to something that had to cause suffering to be created. LOL
Not jerk off story but still fucked up
I was touring a house to buy and they had a teenage daughter. The pic on the wall of their family showed that she was hot as fuck. After the real estate lady showed us the daughters room I noticed dirty laundry on the ground. I managed to sneak away later in the tour and grab some panties stuck in some pants and licked the crotch until it was soaking wet
Fapped in class while we were watching MacBeth back in the 12th grade. I was in the front-row, and did it VERY slowly the whole time, eventually gushing down my pant-leg.
No one saw, but it was an awkward walk from class to the bus that day.
>I've also fapped on a school bus
My girlfriend and I party with a pretty rowdy crowd. We were playing Kings Cup once and was dared to jack off on a friends balcony to the street below. Girlfriend stood behind me, reached around and jacked me off. Thankfully didn't hit anyone, but after we left we saw that I nutted all over someone's car.
I get such an instinctive urge to drown them. Not sure why.
Yeah, they'd look even more beautiful covered in cum.
Do ya?
They’re both dead so...
Friend of mine passed out at a party and I jacked off on her face while she slept.
That’s the dream. Get any feels in before you finished?
TBH, just walked in, saw her laying there, and she is a pretty pretty girl. Was sufficiently drunk as well, thought "Eh, why not" and whipped my dick out. She flinched a little when the first rope hit her face, but she never woke up.
Probably when I borrowed my mother's vibrator and used it analy. Or one of all the hundreds of times that I have stolen panties and worn them while fapping.
When id stay the night at my buddies, id sleep in his sisters room when she wasn’t home. I was 15-16 she was 12. Used to cum on her clean folded panties and put them back.
I stole this hot milfs underwear when I was dog sitting. Fapped using them until they lost their smell
Personally I'm not that much in to sniffing used panties. I prefer wearing them. Most of mine are stolen from the laundry room in the basement of my apartment building. Some come from friends and family. I've also stolen a few sex toys (not the vibrator I borrowed from my mother, that one I returned when I was finished)
not me but my friend was jerkin his gerkin while watching the live action lion king during a night scene. the scene turned to day and he had to hide his dick. He never even busted. poor lad
Got a blowie at work, cams everywhere, one little corridor all good. Problem was it was quite well frequented. She couldn't resist my penis. I whopped it out. Slides straight down and starts going to town on it, like an ice pole in desert heat. Some lad and an 18 year old penger walk by, knew it was a risk, DGAF. Knew she would have clocked my fatty. Obviously had to leave it unfinished. Get back to my office, it's Saturday, none of my colleagues in, I'm covering. Proceed to rinse out the most grimy and guilt filled wank.. Based on this beautiful little sex pixie sucking on my chunker and this just as fit little Polski walking by in shock at what she was seeing
Felt grimy afterwards
Quads of truth
Idk if it’s evil or just being a bro but I helped my buddy fap when he broke wrists after falling on his bike. We were 13 and used to both watch porn and jerk together anyway
I like how you jizzed on them carefully, instead of just putting them back carefully
When she woke up from her drunk and felt all the sticky on her face, was she pissed or embarrassed?
This never happened.
Have no idea, I'd already left the party.
Niiiice
Was a 5'0" petite and super cute girl working accounting at one of my jobs. While closing the store I took the chapstick out of her desk and blew a load on it and rubbed it all over my dick head. before putting it back. I tried a few times to get a upskirt pics of her but was unsuccessful
>was unsuccessful
There could be a reason. Does everyone at work know you're the office pervert?
last roommate, super hot, was in love with her from college. left her beer on the counter to go to outside and talk to her mom. Jerked off into the bottle, flipped it to get my cum mixed in and watched her drink it.
If say compassion, but this is Cred Forums we're talking about
everyone saw.
>At work
>Took hot girls stapler to the bathroom
>Rubbed my dick on the top of it.
>Put it back exactly where she left it
i was super close to this one girl through middle and high school, our parents were friends and it was at a point where we were next to siblings.
one day after a trip to the beach i stole her bikini bra and sniffed it until i came
Constantly bust nuts on my sister in laws shoes or sandals. Love watching her wear them, she’s got smelly feet and her shoes smell heavenly.
one of many co-worker roommate faps if there's interest i can tell more
>hot af supervisor gone for few days vacation
>left her glasses in office
>take home and bust countless loads on every inch the entire weekend
>take pics with phone
>only clean the lenses and put back
her eyesight sucked so she wore those bukkaked glasses everyday and I would sneak looks at my pics pretending to play a game while talking to her about mundane shit for months after. It reeked of cum when i put it back but i never saw her clean them
>live in 3rd world shit country
>aunts house has no running water for a couple days
>15 yr old hot af cousin comes to my place to take a shower
>forgets to pick up clothes after she’s done
>quickly notice this and enter the bathroom
>smell the fuck out of those sweaty shorts and panties
>jack off with the power of a million horses
>my nuts hurt from the amount of cum they spit out in less than 1 minute
>feels like I smoked a shitload of weed for couple seconds
>still occasionaly think of this and get rock hard
>best fap of my life
In college, I used to live in a big house with lots of women. I was fucking cheap as hell and instead of buying my own toiletries, I'd use theirs. One of them wrote on all her shampoo and conditioner bottles "Buy your own shampoo cheapskate." Of course, I was not well adjusted, so while I did buy my own shampoo, I also jerked off everyday into hers. I did this for at least a year. She never had any idea, but I knew every time I saw her that she had my cum in her hair.
Is this really that rowdy? That was a consensual sexual act with your partner. Not exactly crazy...
I farted on my beanbag and doo doo got on my nuts
Random numbers, asswipe. Meaningless.
Onto a street of unwilling people below, this was in the middle of Hollywood.
Based
Been there buddy
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Based is a slang term that originally meant to be addicted to crack cocaine (or acting like you were), but was reclaimed by rapper Lil B for being yourself and not caring what others think of you—to carry yourself with swagger.
What the fuck did I just read
What?
What's the story here? Looks like the girl saw it.
trips checked
Yes please. I had to save it immediately. I love how he tried to block the next spurts, don't think he expected that much force lol
Nice trips, I would suck your dick but I’m a cat on the internet
In college I rented a room in a house close to campus. The 2 other people in the basement with me were never there. One was a military fag the other was a skid looking hoe. I snuck into her room often while she was out, stole used panties and jerked off in them (always thongs, tiny bullseye) right onto pussy smegma, usually taking a lock and a sniff before. Used her vibrator, dildo, nipple clamps, I was a giant piece of shit. Crossdresser as well, so I sometimes snuck into some of her bigger clothes and ALWAYS used her makeup...
Her or her boyfriend never caught on in the 2 years there. Took one of the military guys combs because it was so firm it was AMAZING for scratching your limbs while WoWing it up. Other than that, I've been sane since. Glad I grew out of that shit.
Lies
Nah, that's just your typical gay Cred Forumshavior
gf got horny in strip mall late at night, pulls me into private bathroom and blows me
"accidentally" cum all over her face and shirt, then convince her to go out like that anyway
open door to some girl waiting, giggles at us as we walk out and gf gets beet red
later she admits it turned her on like crazy, and have done it a few more times since
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