I need some advice. Not related to anything in particular. Just good old advice that has helped get you to where you are today.
I need some advice. Not related to anything in particular...
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dont try piss with a morning wood
Your wisdom will go heeded.
don't cook bacon naked
dont date nigs or shitskins, have self respect, don't embarrass yourself, date your own race
don't ever borrow or loan money
don't ever date an ugly girl. they don't know they are ugly, and can break up with you. which means you can get turned down or dumped by some ugly bitch. it's much better to be turned down or dumped by dime.
however, just because some bitch can make your dick twitch doesn't mean she isn't trash. assuming your also not trash, only date girls who come from good families, who have wealth and power, have something to offer, and would never embarrass themselves dating outside their race.
¿So should I be anti-Israel?
depends on what they say
Blow it out your dickhole. Get the fuck outta here with that racist crap.
That’s kinda true for most people. tbqh
if you go to college study something good. i just wanted to learn photoshop. i have multimedia degree.
join a gym / buy some weights. girls are bitches going to the bar girls telling me they don't know me. buy some condoms. i had sex a few times without a condom. i pulled out on them.
Don't try to overcome the natural instincts and traits you have. Instead use them, sort of manipulate your mind into being what you want. Worked wonders on my life.
Believe half of what you see less of what you hear but most importantly believe even less of what you think.
P.s old hickory is my nigga
If you’re gonna fuck a goat always use a condom
fuck off erik
Don't make any promises. You can't even control your body.
Don't deny being in love. It will make your life a living hell.
Lying is the ultimate truth. Just realizing that makes you a better human being.
Don't fuck yourself over by being a wise guy. You don't do that. That's good.
Drink milk. It makes the bones very strong.
Eat a balanced diet.
Fuck u hugo troll
Solid advice for a work environment, never try to be the very best cause you will flounder and fail. But if you chase the person in front of you you will always end up in first place.
We prepared a black bull for you
Пoйдeм
What have I unearthed?
我们走吧
кaк дaлeкo вы мoжeтe взять мeня?
Funny
我们去哪?
无处可去
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Lets' go Hugo troll lets' go
COME ON
我宁愿见按摩治疗师
Like certified, no seedy parlor
Really?
What is so secret?
I am but a wheel
A wheel of fine yellow cheese.
I do as I please
There be no secrets kept here, friend.
COME ON FAGGOT NIGGA
Friend is a treacherous word.
Hapi is getting married to number two. He is engaged already.
AIDS spreads via saliva. She kissed you right?
Good job, number two
don't start a 2-front war
ask me how i know
LETS GO BOY
LETS GO
The word treacherous is also pretty badass and I like living on the edge
Also who the hell dislikes cheese? You’re the queero if you got a problem with that. Are you intolerant of lactose or something?
"What you say about other people says a lot about you."
this quote actually helped me put into perspective about people who talk shit about others. at the same time, it helps me stay humble and not talk shit about others.
Has anyone ever read this?
Don't stress in the moment over things that take years to encounter.
Never give up. Keep pursuing education, and sort out the specifics as you go. Be interesting and interested. Don’t be a dick.
Never go to jail for a woman.
Poo poo pee pee
This human gets it. Do this.
Sleep well
This is something you can put on a gravestone too
And what are the Jews saying exactly? I don’t remember Jewish leader giving me directions on anything
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Do your best to take care of your teeth. You will thank yourself later.
Try and make a habit of improving yourself when you're young.
>gym 3 times a week
>savings, do it
>stock, do it if you can afford it
>bed at a reasonable hour
By the time you get to your late 20s, early 30s, these things will be part of your routine.
It's much easier to maintain a good thing than completely restart
>And what are the Jews saying exactly?
It's a great idea to refinance that mortgage of yours.
You need s root canal, and the a cap.
Lmfao imagine not being racist
ITS THE VIRUS
Your point of failing begins where you concede. Once you start something, always finish.
Yeah