What is like to have a big dick?

Confirmed incel dreamer.

it doesnt save universe but would be shitty to have small one

Ask your mum

Obviously

Best part is when you break up with a girl, her "friends" who aren't really her friends have heard you have big dick and will start sniffing around.

The substantiated rumor of your big dick is worth 1,000 lines of smooth talk

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This is a fact lol I didn’t even think of it but this is super accurate. Bitches are thirsty lol

It’s got its pros and cons.
I can’t randomly shove it in girls without hurting them or myself, but I think that’s the usually for most
Dicktip hits the shit water when I poop
When I sit down I can’t cross my legs like a euro
I can make girls bed and bust with just the tip
It’s a rough life

honestly not as great as everyone would think. I'm 8.7" by 6" and although i get a kick everytime a girl looks at it for the first time, it can some times hurt them and ruin the sex.

I dont have a 'huge' dick, just over average, about 19cm.
I must say, it has more cons than pros.
If you get a semi stiffy in public, its hella obvious and emberassing and hard to conceal
Doing it for first time with lots of girls is too painful, and requires a few times before they can take it
Some girls cannot take full length, making you worry and be careful the whole time during sex
Getting condoms in appropriate size is more expensive than average ones
Some positions are painful for some girls, doggy style being a notorious offender
Girls cant fully take you in their mouth

Advantage is though
Girls always surprised and seem to like it
Some sexual positions are possible or comfortable that would otherwise be harder (like spooning)
Dont need to feel self consious about it

Tbh, would be better to be average sized.

You’ve measured girth? Liar or psychopath found lol

My man had to involve pi for this hhaha

Who measures girth? Gary oak? Faggot

Not all it's cracked up to be. I'm almost 10" and it's not a magic fucking wand. It has its ups and downs (pun intended).

Just like big or small tits, I don't care which one you have I love them all.

Are you white?

timestamp it.

you tell me

what is it like to be dicklet? i have no idea

Yes

This is true. I had 2 girlfriends that I knew told their friends. Great confidence booster.

This is very true. I have had friends of past partners reach out to me, out of the blue and the size of my cock has come up. Refer a friend indeed! No complaints here though.

It is. Doggystyle is nearly impossible, along with other varied sex positions. Makes me not seek out women, because I feel like shit that my dick can't give them the pleasure they deserve. It kills my self confidence as well too. 5in. isn't enough.

I I wish cyborg or bigger-dick transplant were a thing.

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it's pretty cool but I cum too quick

I will tell you right now, it gets old pretty fast. I've been with a lot of guys, and the big dicks are exciting at first but when a guy rams it in it fucking hurts my pussy for a bit. I'd rather an average guy.

Hook up with small girls

sometimes just the tip is all they get..

unless the like a bruised cervix
doesnt happen as much as you would think.

no one's cock is 6" in girth you fucking idiot. Go look up at 6" diameter pvc pipe you fucking idiot

Like bags of sand

>no one's cock is 6" in girth
>look up at 6" diameter pvc

this fucking retard

I have an average dick, about 6”, and have never had complaints or problems making a girl cum.

He’s talking about circumference.

18.84" circumference.. hahah..

>7 inch
>parents circumcised it

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Idk I mean I didn’t think i had a big dick and I still don’t but I just finally figured out i need magnum condoms

I’m not long like maybe 6 and a quarter but I suppose my dick is girthy.

Anyway never had any chick “amazed” because the they notice length over girth. I’ve had a few girls that I could hardly get into and a couple where there was actual physical a abrasions on my penis after sex from the friction

It's great because bitches love it when they find out but some women cant handle more then 6 inches. So certain positions will hurt them: doggystyle and them getting on top. Some times it hurts because your smacking their uterus and they're bending your dick.

Please fuck our asian women!

No one's cock is as thick 6" you fucking idiot. The white pipe is 6" diameter. Anyone who says their cock is 6" thick is a fucking retard.

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restore your foreskn

What is it like to constantly obsess about dick sizes and still claim you're straight?

Im long but not too girthy. Wish i had a little more. But just tgis morning i got a boner cause my wife cooked and cleaned the plates. She said and has said many times “whoah you have a big dick”

Like being rich. They only want you for that one thing. Vacuous and hollow existence

Mines ~ 20cm

Someone recently told me that it's a crime not to use it.
All I can bother myself with lately is easy milfs on tinder/cupid that are almost straight to the point.

It compensates for a lot if used right.
Lots of perks gotta say.

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Lol did circumstance you dumbass not diameter and yes people are six inches in circumference

Mine is a normalish length of 6.5 inches length. I am also 6 inches girth. So I have been accused of having a woody when I didnt.

Really? Tell me user, unless your pickup line and way to attract women is just “I have a big dick”

How could they possible know that until you take your pants off? This is why I laugh about dudes who are all weird about their dicks. By the time you are at a point where hyoid pulling out the dick you are already well past the point of the chick deciding to fuck you so who cares

No I don't fuck animals

Calling other people retards, while not knowing that dick girth is measured by circumference not diameter.

best female friend for years
we never were single at the same time
talked about everything
sex
tit size
what we shaved
shes little tiny Hawaiian pettite girl
always told her i'd go slow on her so i didnt split her in half..
were both finally single
go out one night
get loaded
cum back to her house
user youre not goin anywhere tonight youre too drunk
sleep on couch
wake up with her hands grabbin my junk
wow user-- you werent kidding..
we're still fucking.. and shes learning how to please my beast.. slowly

only split her open once.. she wasnt impressed to feel it in her stomach..

I'm 6 inches by 4 inches. On the small side really. I used to be ashamed but as I've lived through my 20s ive only had one woman reject me for it. All others didn't care and came hard. Small dick protip (haha) put her on top.

Who the fuck measures cylindrical objects by circumference? Get a cheap set of digital calibers and measure that way. You people are fucking retarded.

i just took a piece of string and wrapped it around then cut it off at the end and measured the string. not hard bro.

Its like measuring your waist, chest size etc. Its OK to be a retard

Sometimes is fun, like when they discover it. But several problems like hurting them if you fuck too much time.

And you almost never get anal.

user with the 6" thick cock here, can confirm that I was talking about circumference, not diameter. if you don't know that dick thickness is measured by that you clearly don't have an impressivley thick cock.

im close to 7" and 5.5" girth. My dick isnt huge like this thread is about but its honest work. Women are satisfied but never shocked by its size. Im content with what I was givin =)

7" by 5.5.-6" was actually voted the ideral penis

No, it's just a retarded way to measure girth. Everyone can picture what a 1" thick pvc pipe vs a 1.5" pvc pipe looks like. 6" girth just sounds misleading.

Really?

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im more 6 7/8". Not quite 7 but I usually say I am because women are fucking retarded and have zero sense of measurements and relative distances

Old fag here. Mine is about 7.5. I have a big mushroom head. I agree. not all women enjoy getting hammered with it. middle aged divorced women seem to like it the most. never got to enjoy anal until I started banging them

damn why would you cut the end off your dick to measure it?

For all of you retards going, "my dick is just normal at 6 inches", that is not normal. That is above average. The average length is 5.25 to 5.5 inches. It varies per study.

>clearly doesn't have a big dick

Yes, misleading to retards. Why do people care about the opinions of retards?

They can kind of freak out at first but they always want to try it again.

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? What is this supposed to tell me?

Uhhh. I don’t think that’s normal big dick or not

If you're rough and there's not enough lubrication, some tearing happens due to friction. Those with big man meat need to go easy at first and then slay.

Are you a fucking simpleton?
You don't think women notice a guys bulge, or how he carries himself, or basic fucking body language you autismo.

I've got 18cm, not huge, but it's been more trouble than anything else. Gotta be careful and patient otherwise I hurt the person. Some positions I can't do because it's curved upwards.

had a female boss whenver she called me into her office.. came around the corner and bam eyes right on my junk..

yeah.. they fuckin look..

I k in my duck is a good size but I’ve never had anyone bleed for Three days I’d be concerned that she was actually hurt

Your bulge has very little to do with the size of your hard dick you fucking children

Do You like blowjobs? They suck since most girls can't open their mouth enough to take it

dicklette confirmed

Stay retarded

youre correct.. takes lotsa balls too..

wait...

Are you implying his mom has a big dick?

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It's a burden, but your mom seems to like it.

>girth
>diameter

Nigger you're high af.

Chicks don’t let you put it in their ass

Not that great. All girls are scared to have anal. And when it comes to pussy I have to take it slow otherwise it will hurt them too much and we will have to stop fucking.

No it’s true your bulge has more to do with your nuts and how your dick rests on your nuts

Is 7" by 6" a good sized dick?

6in girth/circumference here. It’s not confusing if you’ve made it through elementary school.

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indy100.com/article/penis-member-length-girth-circumference-size-scientific-research-average-length-uncovered-7533066#top

The measurements of 15,521 men aged over 17, were compiled from 20 studies.

The researchers calculated that the average (erect) penis length was 13.24 cm (around 5.2 inches), and (flaccid) 9.16 cm (around 3.6 inches), a growth of approximately 30 per cent.

But where did they measure from?

According to the paper's methodology:

Flaccid or erect length was measured from the root (pubo-penile junction) of the penis to the tip of the glans (meatus) on the dorsal surface, where the pre-pubic fat pad was pushed to the bone.

The study also found that the average circumference (aka "girth") was calculated as 9.31 cm (around 3.6 inches when flaccid), and 11.66 cm (4.5 inches when erect).

Dick master over here.

you may call me Richard.. not Dick..

>Dick Great Grand Master
*fixd

Being considerably girthy, 5.9 or 6,
And 7” in length, they are amazed by looking but it’s hard to find a girl who can handle it without needing to stop. Current girl I’m with it’ll start to hurt her. No one can deepthroat it

In her mouth

>You need to be pumped with testosterone to operate a big dick.

Yeah I drink and smoke weed alot and it hard to get it up and keep it up to fully satisfy a woman. I do enjoy the attention of women gazing on my crotch to see the outline of flaccid my thick 8 and them thinking about getting that. Sucks I can't do anything though just to nice girls who try to understand and don't need no more than 10 minutes of pounding

>invite friend to your house
>they find your dick calipers on the kitchen counter
>"hey user what do you use these for?"
>"I have been doing no fap to increase my penile girth. I haven't ejaculated for 9 weeks!"
You're now the creepy guy at work that talks about his masturbating hobbies.

Dick Caliper..
Sounds like a Gay Porn Detective..

I never understood how some people's dick reaches the toilet water, it is like 20+cm wtf.
I can understand the inside of the toilet bowl but not the fucking water??

Or is the water really close to your ass in Murica or what?

Pic related, a normal toilet

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Nigga what?

i have a 7 incher,i don't consider my dick big by any means.

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I love small girls, but it can be a real ordeal trying to convince them it'll fit

>Or is the water really close to your ass in Murica or what?
yes

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Older, less efficient toilets hold much more water in the bowl

I can only imagine it would be wonderful. Shorthorn here.

6.5x5.5 here, just above average I guess.

Pretty happy with it. Can go balls deep in doggy without most girl tapping out in seconds, but still calling me big.

Honestly just happy I'm not circumsized. Easier to slide it in and when girls know how to tease their tounge underneath the foreskin when sucking, it feels amazing.

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It is awkward. Ppl stare at ur bulge and act weird sometimes

It really is. And there is nothing you can do about it. It will always be too short.

cringe

this is actually pretty legit, even porn stars on viagra and god knows what else to keep going often have floppy 1/2 chubbies most of their scenes.

I'm only about 8ish inches, which isn't porno big, but I still have to take something to get full wood. Now I am in my 30s, and my test isn't as high as it used to be ... so that may be a factor.

I have had lots of girls tell me their larger boyfriends had a harder time getting a full erection and maintaining it. Then there is a problem with premature ejaculation. I have a pretty big glans, and its SUPER HARD for me not to cum as soon as I'm in a girl after like 3-4 pumps. Its just super warm in her, very tight, and takes work to get in ... its not the best thing in the world unless you've got a very experienced girl friend.

Truth.

Here was my trick from my single days. When you start hooking up with a girl, tell her we are going to do a 3 week trial. This way, if it isn't working, we can move on without hating each other.

If you are any good, you go your own way after the 3 weeks, but this opens you up to her friends group who hear about your prowess and you can work your way through them over the next couple of months.

Skinny dicked guys can't get over this. It isn't that hard if you have a big dick to have a 6-7 inch circumference.

But it is incredibly threatening to the 7-inch pencil dicked boys who think they are all that, and then realize they really don't satisfy their women...

>Sucks I can't do anything though
you could just stop drinking and smoking as much...

Truth. I have never had anal. Not even an option. Girls would have a hard enough time fitting me in vaginally the first few times. You learn to eat the fuck out of pussy to get them wet enough and stretched a bit before entering.

Ask the oval office.

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Just spit noob

And deep throat is a pipe dream.

I had a girl puke all over my dick because she never had was not able to deep throat. She was a determined girl though.

I fucked my wife so hard she bled a little and her cervix was swollen. Kinda feels powerful that my dick can literally do damage (shes fine and said it didnt actually hurt during. also when a girl can tell you "oo too deep"

6 inch circumference you retard fuck, guy's do mark out radians on their glans tip. 6 inch circumference is much on the larger end of the spectrum. 5.5 is typically considered "idea", when you get over 6 its more in the "don't stick that in me" range.

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I'm really above average in girth and thats what girls notice the most. To a degree, girls care about length but if you're 6.5 to 7, you're fine. It's all fun and everything, but after a while it gets bland.

On the internet you get loads of attention, but for me, not many know in real unless the information leaks out or until I have sex with them

Racing into a friend's house to take a dump and your dick hits the water sucks.

Why? I love eating pussy and the girls enjoy it too.

Nothing is more romantic to a girl than watching you spitting all over your dick and her pussy.

Same dimensions checking in. Damn it feels good. Uncut too.

Is that why (You) people shit at the beach? Filthy fucking bastard!

Scared a girl once with it. Don't like go swimming in public with it because of the bulge in the pants. Hell, I don't even know if it is really that big because I'm also tall. But otherwise it doesn't really matter.

What you fine gentlemen need is a horny mare. It is fantastic when you carry some serious meat. Just imagine being balls deep inside the warmest wettest pussy while she is clenching around your cock as you thrust as hard and deep as you desire, with zero complaints..

Hngg sign me up.

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Having a big dick is obnoxious. Maybe I’ve had bad luck but most of the women I’ve been in a sexual relationship with have only liked looking at it but would avoid me trying to actually fuck them. If we did fuck it was slow and usually un enjoyable to one of us. I love the initial shock though that’s the best feeling in the world. The initial hype and lust when you show it off for the first time is crazy exciting

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It is the almost every guy is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches

Anything outside of that is increasingly rare for you are well above average

I worked for a place where the toilet water was way too high and my nuts would always dunk in the water