YLYL make veri funni image haha
YLYL make veri funni image haha
Bernie 2020
"feared dead" as if i'm supposed to care about refugees
based
lolololol, no honor among thieves
lol i really like this shoop can i save it?
it's all yours my friend
You'll be never able to afford this, you fucking losers
>no tactile keyboard
yikes
seems like a great website
it seems strange to me that our politicians think allowing hostile third worlders into our society is a good idea.
gee thanks loli
i LOVE that image
AYY nice feet
cool vase hahaha, where did you find this one?
fpbp please post more funny nanner images
then you’re really,really,really gonna like this image..
i hope this is some fag larping ...
Asian men just get better. You need to get you one of us baby.
would you take a job if the boss wound up being your bully from middle school?
nice feet
It's not being produced because nobody needs it
... why is this kinda hot? ......
MOAR
still a win
...
hahah,great pic
>can't stop bein summer xD
babby's first day on 4chin
what a stupid gimmicky thing
I have no desire to, that's fucking retarded.
Don't want that gay ass Samsung flip or whatever it's called either.
What about the turk company who sold them sinking lifevests
Every little bit helps
why are they selling virus?
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
It's all gimmicks in a world where nothing is new and everything looks the same. We're at the point where we just call things what they're fucking not just to feel like we've progressed.
We've got hoverboards which are just wheels attached to electric motors.
We've got holograms which are just faint images projected onto a surface.
We've got phones with glass that folds which is really just plastic.
>it's real
Do you think this guy is ever going to stop posting this? I'm starting to doubt it
why are niggers so sex oriented?
Dont they ever lift their heads out of the gutter
even for a minute?
dont they everthink of anything but sex and violence?
Our politic is control by pc think. we are fucked.
There's only one other thing that niggers lift their head out or sex and violence for. Chicken.
Who else is gonna scrub your toilets, Mr Trump?
Your mom
What, did your mom die or something?
Shut up, libtard.
Sure libtard.
imagin mah shock when soibois and neomarxcickst libreral femnenazi riuin wesntnern societey
buy breinforce
who else is gonna coom in your pooper, mr droompf?
oy vey
I haven't never not been in ant pooper' DJ Trumpster
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I got your joke user.
... same goes for space shuttle, and i wouldnt take one even if it was a freebie. then again its not surprising kids like you shit their pants looking at gimmicks like pic related.
Wrong. Tards aren't vegetables.
potatoes are vegetables, fool
Potatoes are vegetables I believe....
but hey, at least we have transgender bathrooms.. that's what people keep screaming for anyway isn't it
Hey just because he's retarded doesn't mean he's completely incontinent. Rude
did you just assume his gender
Took me a second, but damn.
The joys of being primitives. It's all they'll ever have.
Islamic Rage Boy gets around. He must have a good press agent.
classic, wonder what happened to him
One of them WILL be the president January 21, 2021. That's a fact.
DAYYYUUM baby got back for weeks.
Very interesting analogy. I would take the shuttle though.
There is truth to what this man says.
Antivax subhumans aren't raff. They're cringe.
Easy enough. The same group who's been causing wars in the Middle East for 1,400 years.
I refuse to believe this isn't a Poe.
So what's the downside here?
Trolls gotta troll. It's a compulsion.
Is that supposed to be funny, or are you just stupid?
>inb4 why not both
Fuck this is so disturbing. There are some real shit bags out there. Mental illness at its best. Why aren't they trans as well?
>wiesbaden
And I thought that drug-infested shithole couldn't get any worse.These fucking subhumans ruined my country. Every last one needs to be gassed, for real this time.
lost
nice trips satan
I only see two potatoes
>B-black b-bvll cracka
Fuck i lost to this one.
You only see two potatoes, but they have probably more sex- and sociallife than you, babe
It's the jews. No one is entering Israel, but every other country is filling up with refugees
This is a Poe.
Oy vey, cool it with the anti-semitism, goy.
Oh look, it's one of those fear mongering retarded Russian fake news articles from Facebook. How quaint.
>you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT FUCKING STOOOOOOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Butthurt asspie detected
no sex- and sociallife ->confirmed
Lost
you fucking normie reddit faggots
Imagine ever participating in a meeting with so many people this based all at once.
you have to prove racial purity by providing proof that your mother is a jew to get citizenship for Israel.
what other
Essentially trump's strategy in 2016,but Bloomberg is an actual billionaire
I can be your friend, user
And nothing of value was lost, except the boat that might have scrap value.
white chocolate costs more
What. This can't be real, he ain't fucking the mom nor has he ever fucked the mom, yet he raising her kid? What?
Why the fuck would I want this?>
The entitlement.
do you ask this in every thread?
The amount of autism in this world is incredible
i havent been on /b in like a year and half and im not even suprised that this copy pasta still exists
two tablets on a hinge oh my god where can i get one
Wow, what kind of scum does one have to be? Fuck that nigger.
>niggers arent violent you guys
sure, you keep thinking that
Begone sped
got me
>his gender
I think she was your mom since she brought up a shitbag like you
What does ylyl mean guys ?
Edgy
Yes you may
Lost, thank fuck
Seems to me like a bunch of republitards got triggered kek
Stop the fucking torture. Money isn't working out.
Ok but asians aren't affectionate and are emotionally constipated with their partners. Also usually short
>he literally attaches a tactile keyboard
Yikes.
Even if he wore the glasses the tiger would ass rape him
CCCCC-CoMBO BREAKER
That's sad
This is ylyl not make me feel bro
That bitch is based tho fo real she got respect from me.
Too bad she’s not like those bitches in the Bible that could have babies into their late 80’s
2 tablets and duct tape
lol actually true
So now all vegetables are potatoes?
By this logic a fruit salad can just be a bunch of peeled bananas.
always kill a traitor before an enemy, jimbo
Fuck you Baltimore
Reminds me of the top tier MacBook I bought last month for your entire yearly pay, kiddo. The only difference is, the MacBook isn’t a stupid piece of shit that doesn’t work.
you live you lose
look it up, it's real
Nig Nog, Wiggly Wog!
Get a load from this guy
Sliding down your throat
Sfvh sfvh sfvh sfvh sfvh....
I remember thinking these were fake.
Truth in advertising and expectations is a wonderful thing.
We saw you Satan.
Men
22-25
???
This was so stupid but I lost
Pawpaw threw down 72 burgers? Absolute legend
This guy..
That image feels so real, I mean as long as one doesn’t use that rationale to become destructive it seems like a good justification for being an outcast
I really like this
at least the won't come to sweden
.t swede
Yes honey, he likes himself!
look at all those socialists
very much reality
always believe someone when they say they're crazy. Unless you're in court I guess.
need dat sauce
god damnit... of all the things I lost too.
Congratulations on turning 14!
This is a repost from an earlier thread.
This is just sad tho. Say what you want about retarded feminsts, but this is just a woman trying to have both a career and a family. A dude can fuck around till he's 25, make himself a career till he 35 and start a family with a younger women like it's nothing. A woman can't really fuck around at all if she want to do the same. That's one of the big reasons men and women never will be equal.
Honest to god stay off of Reddit for politics. It’s only good for specific interest communities. Even then they tend to suffer from group think but as long as you don’t surrender you own views to blend in you’re good
This 100%, going through pregnancy and even weening would suck
so which one was hiding the motor?
I hate feminists and children, but yeah, even I feel for her. She did everything right and still got fucked over by fate. I hope she finds happiness in something else.
That does sound about when I started sucking my girls clit.
I don't get it
What a lying bitch. As are you. She decided, like all other ivfers, that she had tits and thus somehow knew better than NATURE ITSELF, and got smacked down for it.
no u
Well fuck
This just reflect how short he is.
Lost..
Imagine the obituary if she died from this...
Ye believe me I know lol. It's sad but it feels inevitable that whenever a sub becomes too big it just becomes a cesspool . Subs that I used to shitpost in are now pure cancer. Honestly I think the biggest problem with reddit is the downvote button. Reddit never forces people to put their thoughts into words to argue with each other since you can just downvote what you don't like. Pretty much the only sub I'm in nowadays is the poe sub but even that one is slowly getting absorbed by plebbitards
126 people and not a single faggot thought, "Hey, lets hand paddle our way to shore."
Beautiful culture, lets import them.
Don't play with my emotions, user.
Yea faggot, it’s on a lot of posts.
You can see the breaks in the dark chocolate bar where he inserted part of a different one into the middle.
This was funny in 2016.
That kid looks like a colostomy bag
She should be violently raped publicly
>Head game otherworldly
This bitch doesn't even have a mouth.
The bible is just a collection of Jewish lies
your life would be worse if you did
unfunny because misinfo
veggies are immobile
you ylyl you lose
Good to know user
Hes gotta be fucking the kid
I don't see any guy staying unless there is sex involved
I kek everytime
#LLL
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).
I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.
Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.
To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
>Manufactured rage
Your anger is bought and paid for.
Hail swedistan
conservatives: liberals are so sensitive and fragile!
also conservatives:
99% of liberals hate shit like this. But the loud annoying 1% are the ones who you hear
She's so fucking stupid. He's her only hope of not being a single mother, and she fucking friend-zoned him.
Now post something anti-Trump on /r/the_donald and see what happens
lol women
Cum bottle and MLP
it means post about politics and race and hope it triggers someone enough to reply so you feel like less of a lonely faggot for a couple seconds
how the fuck did i lose to this garbage? gonna kms
>macbook
>not a peice of shit
You only get to pick one
These are real people
Well there is a biological age for women. Getting a kid over 40 is nearly impossible. Also why she thinked that she would find a guy to marry in her 40s?
Wrong
White chocolate is just sugar
No cocoa
nice 12 year old youtube comment format
by the way, since you’re too busy making unfunny jokes to take note of this, he’s making the point that his own retarded opinion is being suppressed and censored by people who likely deride orange man for being intolerant and suppressing those he disagrees with
Just ignore it. He wants attention so bad he is doing it in every thread.
The fact that we're not biologically the same but still try to get women to emulate men's life choices is precisely why this scenario is retarded feminism.
>She did everything right
>Have a biological clock
>want children, but concentrate on career first like a man
>wait until the biological clock is almost over to freeze eggs.
?Tries to become a single mother
She did literally nothing right.
bitch died too
Enough with the racism
This bitch was woman spreading
If they want to make a huge deal of "man spreading" (fake problem) then we should they're the ones who take up multiple seats with their purses on purpose
They take the seat next to the walk way instead of sitting beside the window
You're just upset it took a black man to have some balls and stand up against feminists
Hahaha
This is what women really want instead of sex with men
Sex is soooo bad to them because of the Jewish propaganda
The ones who are not brainwashed into loving black men just decide to never have sex at all
Quantity versus quality, mother-fucking niggers. Your dicks are bigger so that they can collect more stds from toilets, and your sperm is dumber and lazier, and so God had to bridge the gap. Dumb lazy quantity cocks versus quality high-class pain-free cocks. Check and mate, you fucking dumb ignorant savage apes!
Beside the fact that with 45 the risk for retarded kids or failed pregnancys is very high. There is a reason why women become pregnant between 20-35. And even everything over 30 is called a risk pregnancy.
They need to work and focus on their careers so they can afford those shoes, phones and clothes. Fuck kids.
Women.