Im completlez drunk i wan to mutilate someone while singin its sa small world after all whos with me share zour...

I'm a wierd fuck and over 50 without the money to brag about. So zero friends and especially nobody to fuck.

>ILYM
tsil ophere

what i had to golggle butdont inderstand, whayt ??

anzway, gif stil hot, thanks for contributing to my lif

ophe

what is there to brag about with money? youre over fifty, i do believe you are well worth a llot more than money.

i also have zero friend, to wierd and bizarre i believe. nobody to fuck is depressing i agree. takes the mind off and helps for a bit...anyway, i believe in you, you answered me, im sure youre a good person and you deserve a good life, please do what you can to have it

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ophere

fuck ow did you know a i had a feet foot fetish ????
tahks yo you mate, i hope you live the life you want to live, thanks to you for making me smile, hugs

oP how r u

still hophere

je vous aime tous, mais je nous hais

dont you also hate what we are? why do we have to live like we do? why do we have to feel what other fel? its horrivle, we all feel the sufferin others feel, i hate this, i want everyon to feel goodd, what kind of existence is thos? guys, listene, guts, guys, i want you to bve happy, but we, as human eings, are not alowed to have it, when someon dies, we are sad, we weep, but why? what kind of god would permit us to empathises (works in french) and feel waht other feels? its awful

ophere sitll

completely blasted ifear. do yu s[eak frrench? would abre easyier for me.
howabou you? please talk to me, i want to know you
google is fighint my druknenss (is thois an english word?) wiyh its captcha

and op here again putain

why dont wte live withoutwar and only with love?

please answer me, why dont we? everyone likes to be happy, but we arent, and i hate this,if i was dicctator, i would force everybody to love everyone,

je nous hais, pourquoi ne pouvons nous pas tous nous aimer et vivre tranquillement, nous sommes tous des êtres humains bon sang, sil vous plaît, faites que cela cesse

Malheureusement, Je ne parle pas français.
J'ai aussi besoin d'un programme pour écrire le français.

because we are human and conflict is in our blood. it's stupid but you can only try to live your life as peacefully as it gets, mon ami.

ow so you wentthrough the trouble of using a translation software? thanks for contributing to my thread my good sir. engl;ish is fine, but drunkg english is fine too i hjope. you have a beautiful language damn, i love english in read hamlet when li learnt (*leanred?) hte first time. love humanity

thanks for contributint.

I hat this, why cannot we liv loving ech other? why do we have to have conflict? why are we so flwaed, what kind of creator finds pleasure in seeing men tear each other apart?

i want to lve my life happily but i would, in the perrecet secnario, see that everyone lives his life happiylly, do we really have to make a choice? why not making everyone happy?

I like english but I'm from Northern Germany near the Danish border.

ich kann ein bisschen deutsch sprechen, obwohols es wirklich schwierig ist whann ich bier getrunken habe. prost mein freund. are you from schleswig holstein? how is it here?

grewetings from CH

Schleswig-Holstein it is. It's raining and a bit stormy. So called "Norddeutsches Grillwetter".
Never been in Suisse, probably never will.

please dont come here, horribble. staying in germany is obviously the better choice. swiss are racist, stupidly so to boot.

how com you anser in my stupid thread?

Because I'm also bored AF. And drunk.

what ae you doin to kill th time ? and whayt did you get drunk with? for me, a single bottle of gin, gordon gin apparently.

prost freund

Hey i too am drinking, so cheers buddy.

Killing time with mostly video games and listening to all kinds of music. Had a litre of red whine. It's not a hard drink but I'm also not used to alcohol, so it doesn't make me keel over but I'm definately not able to operate a vehicle right now. Cheers.

a whole liter of red wine is definitely going to give you a hangover. ypouir courageous, cheers. what kind of video game//?/

Dubs! Cheers!

IPHERE AGAIN AND AGAIN

cheer s mate

Red wine gives bad hangovers friend. Make sure to drink plenty of water okay. I once had a total of 1.5L of red wine. I was quite sloshed.

Think i should go downstairs and see if there is more wine. Gotta drink in the name of dubs at least.

Nah, I have enough capacity and never get a hangover. I play stuff like 7 Days to die, Space Engineers or Shooters like Doom.

We are talking 1 litre of wine against 134kg of lard. I guess, I win. No headache.

dont - its damn expensive here.

are you also from cHj? do you honsetly like it hjere?

Yep - Gèneve, and its boring as hell. Lickily i have booze and internet to pass the time.

I know but I have absolutely no reason to go there. Except you are a really hot woman with your own challet there. ^^

Yeah, i am anal teen whore with chalet - Please take me ! :D

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Kek. Absolutely believable. Send nudes! Maybe I assume they are not fake.

ah, ainsi tu parles français je suppose? genève passe pour un sacré ghetto depuis notre campagne de cul-terreux, aimes-tu y vivre?

assumed u spoke french obvousilz

Well that is fair. Still good to keep hydrated. Just poured myself another glass of wine, although i don't like wine, but im living with alcoholics and so i just drink their wine lol

You live with alcoholics? by choice? cheers anyway

Dubs of alcoholic wisdom witnessed.

Oui, mais pas trop - Je suis Anglais.

Well not so much choice, rather me being a stupid cunt and fucking up my life haha.
Hey two dubs in one thread, that's good fortune

Maybe you like a rainy and cold corner of Europe, come and see Schleswig, in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. This is a view of our fjord - the Schlei.

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lol!

how come you are in geneva right now? do you prefer UK?

i feel like geneva is like prosittutes, chads and ghettos, are you managing?

not by choice? sorry to hear that. i hope you manage to go through. what happened?

Well i am currently living with some family, because i didn't really put any effort in my life because i believed i would've killed myself by now haha, its all one big joke.

do tell, im iinterested. why would you have killed yourself? why dont you put effort in your life?

also guys, 1 or 2 ?

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Well i have been battling depression and such since before i was 16 and always believed i wouldve killed myself by now. And everything is so fucked at this point, i just really need to kill myself.

1 looks natural, 2 has fake boobs as far as I can tell. So it's 1.

i battld depression too. from 18 two 25 approx, i feel you. efveryon just goes like "why are u sad, cant you just not be sad?" its irritating. its hard, i have no answers myself. i should be past dperessison, but apparently still battling it. good luck

Yeah, its quite an adventure haha. Hopefully it will all be over soon enough

should i go to 1? 1 and 2 are like 900 meters apart

Right now in a mild depression. Never found a way to rid of them, had to ignore and play them over. Also never found any help. It's like standing on the embankment staring at the storm tide of the North Sea coming towards you.

? Is that from an escort webpage ?
I'd choose 1 for natural tits but it's up to you.

it is, xdiva (imsure you understood yourself!) 1 lookds indeed nice, looking for a titjob. number 2 was around ten years ago, used to know her, but pics are lying.

im in a happy realionship but obsessed by sex, should i go?

>im in a happy realionship but obsessed by sex, should i go?
I'm not you but I wouldn't jeopardize a happy relationship for sex or anything else.

i dont thinkg you can find any help. psychiatrists are just an aid, you have to find the solution by yourself.

i can however share my small contribution. do try to find things you enjoy. for me, i love to brew coffee for me and my friends. when i do it, i am all alone in my little bubble. also, do try to avoid things that make you feel bad. i believe that all the work you put into avoiding bad things just makes you feel better overall.

however, each depression is personal...

Also, I'm idiotically romantic and couldn't have paid sex.

tahks for your advice. its so hard fighintg the need to have sex...

i envy your so called "idiotic" romantic idea of love and sex. cherish it, i do think it will do good

I can phase out. If you aren't there, you can't be hit. It's not healthy though and starts to erode my personality.

>cherish it, i do think it will do good
8 years without the soft skin of a womans neck. No, it does no good. But I'm over 50 now. I won't live forever.

Ive been there. I also phase out to preserve myself and avoid getting hit. What is your personnality? I believe you should not have to erode it but live accordingly to who you really are

I understand that you suffer the absence of intimacy in your life, and I am sorry to hear that. Do you have any way to relieve the pressure?

Also, in my case, I do feel almost each day the soft skin of a women's neck, but still, I am not satisfied. The grass is always greener on the other side, isnt it?

Multifacetted personality, not classified as a disorder. The void begins to destroy parts. And that causes personality shifts. One funny but really unpractical effect : if I hit on a woman, I behave like one. It's a bit offputting to most of them and they think it's a trick.

Sounds complicated. Do you have ways to hang on? Do you suffer from this multifaceted personality?

Imagine a choir with a shoddy conductor and you barely agree on singing the same song. Also you switch behavior midsentence. It's a bit irritating but that's it. Not rated as pathological. Right now, I motivate myself by losing weight in a selfmade diet. Started last year with 170kg and I'm down to 134kg now.

Also, I'm 193cm high, so I'm not looking fat with 134kg.

Not sure if i am the same as you, but it feels as though i have a different persona with every person, although in the end every persona is a part of who i really am albeit in small segments. Also congrats on the weight loss, keep at it, you are doing great.

this is huge progress, you ought to be proud of yourself.

loosing weight could change the way you interact with others, i encourage you to go on. shoddy conductor part, I don't know what to say to be honest

I developed distinct facettes because my parents were especially shitty in bringing me up, getting me in situation with conflicting interests every time, so I had to adept and turned the wierdest turns in very short times. I guess everybody has this multifacetted thing, just so small scale that you don't realize it.
A month or so after starting my diet, my hormones acted up and I suddenly looked and acted completely different. Was a bit scary. I thought, that's it, I'm going schizo.

But then I realized that humor was shitty as always. Picture related.

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That is quite a shitty scenario. Sadly i don't have anything worthwhile to add, due to my intoxicated disposition right now.

Trips of modesty. Surely you can drop a story or two

>Update
two sets of dubs and now trips, surely this is my thread. Lol story. err. Completely unrelated but in high school me and my friends used to go get drunk at a cemetery near the school and then go back to school properly drunk lol.

Nice. I managed to get into a similar scenary where I ended up drinking a whole bottle of vodka, went back into class and collapsed. There was a lot of ruckus but they didn't manage to expel me for it.

A whole 750ml bottle? Jeez haha ive never done that. But in school everyone could tell if i was high or drunk because i was usually super quite but if i was all chatty then they knew.

I ended up in hospital. Also my case was used in the school as a bad example on the dangers of alcohol. Kek.

Nobody noticed how drunk I was because I was just grinning like an idiot.

Haha sound quite epic. Alcohol and school was always a fun adventure. Me and my friends once paid a car guard to buy us some alcohol and she bought rum and we mixed it with coke in a bottle and walked around school drinking out of it.

I tried this with a biker chick who not only bought us booze (and for herself) but also tried to get some saucy boy butt in the process (we were 15 or so) but she was ugly as hell. Could have lost my virginity that day but naaaaaaaah!

haha well i guess sometimes it is better to wait than lose it to some fugly biker gal whilst drunk.

Yes. I did some fairly stupid stunts involving girls but even I had my standards and limits.

Thanks for the conversation, gentlemen!
I'm almost sober again but also almost 20 hours on my feet. Looks like it would be a good idea to hit my pillows.

Have a nice one!