you and nine other people wake up on a beach in a mysterious land
>dubs decides what happens/what to do next
>00 will result in the worst outcome
>55 in an okay outcome
>99 in the best outcome, within reason
>trips decisions will be absolute, no matter how ridiculous
try not to die, have fun
I beat up the other males into submission and take control of the group.
i like this idea and want to bump so will roll
Remove my pants smash my cock between two rocks and claim myself as king.
encounter a local village of cannabis farmers and steal some of their weed
Build massive sand castle
hard roll
reroll
reroll
Travel to the forest cave
dammit off by one twice
rerolling one more time
Rerolling for my castle of sand.
i will give this man a pity roll
re-re-rolling
I got it but do the double dubs.
you accidentally build a sand kingdom which you rule over with an iron fist
>i may have misread this as 99
I declare myself a God and demand sacrifice of nigger males to appease me
Send caravan to the village in the (East?) And attempt alliance. If they disagree, count their standing military. If less than ours, rape everyone.
you find a weed village and, using your army of sand people, attempt to raid it
unfortunately you fuck up and lose a bunch of civilians
more soldiers are on their way and armed with bleezies and sharp sticks oh god oh fuck
send the strongest men east to the village and take their women
reroll must make more children
make it law in the kingdom that everyone who is on Sand Kingdom soil must be morbidly obese, or else be rounded up, jailed, and forcefed to be morbidly obese. then released :)
The weed people are formidable. Bake brownies to try and appease them, strike alliance. Offer general who attacked them as butt-slave.
reroll
Keep on rollingrollingrollingrolling
I take the weakest males and force them to become women. As the invading weed people come, I wave a white flag, and offer the sissified males to their kind as a peace tribute.
Every women is now a breeding sex slave. The population is exploding. The women breed like rabbits and a lot of mercury's come for free rape.
rolling to let the weedmen into the sandcastle, using their drugs to coax all male sandcastle denizens to become traps
rollie pollie
A large seemonster appears in the sea. It has dicks as tentacles.
reeeee roll
reroll
Offer general who ordered attack as eternal butt-slave to the weed people. Strike a deal for trade of their dankest weed with our rare hand-cut mineral sand. Show them the glory of our sands and offer trade route of fish too.
Rolling.
reroll
rerollll
If trips
If dubs
implement civil rights for negroes, and outlaw cannabis
giving my roll to the first reply
Start a large fire
by allah these dubs shall be powerful
.
roll
....weed people extra attack us?
Seems like tensions are high. Offer permanent alliance. Go to the sea and devote our women to the faceless eldritch beast of the sea in exchange for a fish-man army.
Fucking christ...
reroll pls
fuck it, check these singles
reroll
NOW WE RISE ME BROTHERS WE RISEEEEE
Roolio
man
user you dumb nigger
Double extra fire
Everyone contracts corona virus.
This should count.
RIP. We die.
Hotbox weed village to reduce melee accuracy by 60%
>11
winRAR
you start a bigass fire and accidentally burn down your sand kingdom
there are casualties
luckily the weedmen haven't found you yet
but they're looking
you better run
Return to Sand Kingdom which has become kingdom of Glass. Use glass to make dope ass bongs to offer to weed people and one-shot one-use glass cannons.
make the fire bigger
Oh fuck
attack someone
>55
you let the weedmen into the sandcastle
they graciously accept and burn alive
420 blazin forever
Okay, we're dead. Thanks for ruining the thread.
I take the remaining men and order the women and launch a kamikaze attack on the weedmen village while their soldiers are busy looking for us.
>burn down sand
Roll 4 gay orgy
jack off
Go to burned down city and rebuild using even better sand
make new sand city
you beat the fuck out of Mark, prince of Weed Village
you steal his stash of Bs
Fuck Mark
I take all the survivors intro the nearby woods and start building a fort
The mountains become sentient and start talking shit
After we build the fort [dub dubs]
We begin training bears as mounts
oof, almost got quads
Ask around to find out which of the others are wealthiest and then to stave of starvation we proceed to eat the rich.
burn the forest
Reroll
>reroll
BEARARMYBEARARMYBEARARMY
I take a huge fucking shit on the flag of our glorious nation and blame it on steve, prince of the mole people.
:(
kill a random citizen
chop down the forest and build a village
you take mark's stash and the remaining survivors and build your own, cooler weed kingdom
guess you're a natural born leader, huh?
Post pic of your dick if dubs
oh, forgot to mention
the fire's spreading :)
check out the castle thing
reroll
I send all the niggers to build trenches to stop the impending fire
The god of the lake puts out the fire
you and Joint Force 1 build a blunt bridge and make your way to the castle
what's inside?
An endless amount of awesome :^)
a huge weed stash
This is happening right now
waste of quads
Wtf is happening
BRUH
this nigga just won the game
The unofficial version
Jealous?
For my roll, we take all that awesome and build a massive awesome kingdom.
hey... guys?
maybe ;)
Poopsmoke ungodly amount of butthash, summon the wrath of Allah, fire yo lazar towards the weedmen, colonize their widows or husbands cause they were prolly gay anyways
the castle was a trap rigged to explode
Reroll cause this has to become the kingdom and valley of the butthash kings
Reroll again
Goddammit
Fucking jannies, stop being such a bunch of bizbub niggers and gibs me 55, 99 or trips
Nah.
Reroll
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Rerolling
k
Reroll again
Quad trump it, faggot. Kill yourself.
op is gone
OP is busy with the awesome quads roll.
I could easily kill you because I made a half year tai-chi
good point
Bump to keep it alive.
Dang, ain't this the most live thread.
Probably cause OP has been dead for like 20 mins
I rape the women
op is gone, it was good thread while it lasted
Rip thread
:^(
We have an orgigy while we’re covered in the blood of orphans and soaked with the tears of raped babies
Find waifu inside of castle. Worship waifu as god. Waifu puts you through trials to see if you're worthy.
Quads trump.But I guess that would be included.
WHERE DID OP GO?? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???
Travel to the lake and set up camp, opposite of the settlement.
Roll
We remember our good times as we fade away to the archives
Everyone gets hungry and there is no food around and they Eat the weakest member of the party for sustenance.
Rape all women to increase the population
From the 9999 the party accidentally destroyed the game with awesome.