Ham and Pork tastes like shit, anyone wanna fight me about this?

Ham and Pork tastes like shit, anyone wanna fight me about this?
When they are cooking, I have to vacate, it smells like strong, stale urine to me.
Anyone else?

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That tends to happen when you're a cock-sucking faggot. Got it now OP?

You could’ve just said all pork, you redundant retard.

Not really. To me pork is usually best eaten fresh or else after a little more than a day it starts getting a weird iron aftertaste to me, I love it with saurkraut, or hoisin sauce, or fritter fried with a little bit of original Stubbs BBQ sauce

>OP makes thread
>Immediately abandons it

Why do people do this?

It's a genetic thing. For some people pork tastes/smells like piss

Your hot as fuck

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

OP back again, I've heard this before.

Closet faggot detected.
Eat dick, kys.

Your dad is a closet fag so fuck you

Jokes on you
He came out 3 years ago

I find seafood gross. More goth girl plz.

Op back again, beef is the best meat, it doesn't produce such a pungent smell whilst cooking.
The cooking of Pork smell makes me heave.
Also, undercooked Pork, even bacon and sausages are riddled with bacteria that brings on certain strains of Hepatitis.

I don't get that way with the smell, but I really do hate pork and ham taste

Haven't got any more of her, I'll look through my folders to find some girl similar.

how do you know what shit tastes like?

Op here, I used to love a ham sandwich when I was little, I piled it on too much one day and I could taste the pungent gristle and smell the pissy aroma.

I think this girl is attractive.

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Sorry meant for

Oh lol. I just always hated them.

She's cute

No, just you fucking retard.

the intestines do when you cook them

I dunno, I find Ham, Pork and Gammon far too pink and raw looking, like when you fall off your bike when you was a kid and grazed your knee, pink, raw, slimy and painful.
Nah, fuck that shit.
Ham, Gammon and Pork just reminds me of fresh open wounds, with the strong smell of piss when cooked.

I love you too, darling.

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I found her from a thread a couple of days ago, I doubt OP of that thread is here now or could provide moar pics.
The only other one I have of her.

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Aw darn
Oh well, at least I can oogle at these two

you sound like a fucking kike

You sound like a rude person

I'm a two faced snake like most my good boy