Why do these bitches never message you back after matching with you...

Say something related to her pics and/or bio - especially if it's something funny or even something slightly offensive (when it's clear it's just a joke), you'll either get the "crying laughing" emoji or unmatched but being daring sometimes pays off if you don't let the unmatches mess if your head.
Asking such a boring question won't make anyone think "Oh, I really want to talk to this dude asking about my favourite restaurant!"

You gotta be like hey I just got through a pretty rough break up and am looking to find a new girlfriend that can take my huge cock

Just say, "I want to touch you inappropriately until it becomes appropriate."

tinder is for trash, scammers, and thots.

You'll find desperate fatties on there too, but they also have a bumble profile.

Use bumble. Clean yourself up, lose some weight, and stop being a fucking psycho with your standards, and you'll find love.

Worked for me. I accepted that I wasn't some prize, so I worked for 4 years to make myself worth someone's fucking time, and I have a girl who is going to make me very happy for a long time now.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnsW03dCPjU

It’s an ego boost for most of them. They like to collect matches.

Who said anything about finding love?

nice it's also a tease because its like you're going to take her there which by definition should be a little treat that might incentivize her to talk

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what should i say? she looks like a stripper

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Boo hoo, at least people are matching with you. Quit being a crybaby.

I matched with a qt Asian grill and we're gonna eat IHOP:3
She just takes the whole day to reply though :/

she's not gonna show

could you not make light of my plight pls

You matched with bots

Use this gem, thank me later

I got 3200 matches and probably only met and fucked like 10 girls during my 5 years of tinder. It's mostly just a boredom thing to go on for most people

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say being a single mother is not an attractive situation but fucking could be fun if she's intact down there

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You're trying to make her think on going out with you when you didn't give any reasons for her to do so.
She probably has 300+ matches, if you don't stand out in any way there is no way she's going to reply.
But well, you do you.

Your face is sexy, you wanna face fuck?

you may not open your messages but i bet you can open and put a condom on one handed

There are some bots but if you've just installed then you get a new starter bonus for an hour or so where you're near the top of the stack

> 25, single mom of 2
> still on tinder
> welfare queen
> trashy and tattoos

yeah, her boys are fucked.

i don't have 4 years tho

"I know you're a mom, but I want you to call me daddy"

We didn't plan a day yet but most likely will happen

> unironically using tindr

>single mom, 2 kids
>you're not good enough for me
Fucking lmao. Women are literally worth fucking nothing. They're a fucking waste of space that do nothing but bitch and complain and think they're worth more than they actually are. Some dumb cunt that hardly graduated high school that's 22 and has multiple kids and she thinks shes gods gift to mankind. Tell her to do the world a favor and kill herself

most tinder "dates" are no actual dates we just meet up and decide if its too embarrassing/regrettable to fuck or not.

You ever see the movie free willy? I want to free willy in your mouth.

what the fuck does that mean neet boy?

>we just meet up and decide if its too embarrassing/regrettable to fuck or not
Isn't that the definition of "date"?

sorry bro but really plans are only plans if its set. Girl is going to want to seem keen to keep up the attention but you need to assert to make it happen.

You fell for the bait, that's what it means

amen but some got nice holes and that is worth something

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no money is spent and no places are visited its literally just meeting maybe sit in each others cars or go to the drive thru. Not the stereotypical date but sure its not breaking the definition but has fuck all to do with restaurants .

I prefer my hand. I've been in enough relationships to see the flaws in them, and no I haven't even been cheated on or anything. I think that being alone is simply more attractive option as there's no woman slowing me down. However, I dislike it when someone puts me in the MGTOW category, because those men are mostly just losers.

Seems like your life is full of bad decisions, how about i be your next one.

Garunteed response

yep and bet she still doesn't respond

she's gonna do some bull shit like " oh i forgot
or just ghost you

Yeah... :,(

Dont hate the player hate the game the secret is to convince a women she is a worthless cock slut then fuck the living shit out of her and make her thank you later. Stop overthinking this shit just exploit it.

That is a nice one

You're on Cred Forums on a saturday night. You've got plenty of god damned time that you're not using for anything but anger and masturbation.

What the fuck else are you doing with your life?

BUMP bro.

Get HUNDREDS of matches and cute guys (being gay) never message me. I fucking hate it.

This guy gets it.

this is the only not worthless pos here

this is lies lmao

One match ever. Didn't say a word. Your account has been banned. No lewd photos, nothing. Fuck Tinder.

I am about to give you guys the easiest way to get nudes that has ever been posted in a thread revolving around Tinder..... (mind you, this is JUST to get nudes.....works for Bumble, too)

1.) create fake profile using pics of lesser-known male model

2.) put that you live in (your city), "tried modeling for a bit, it didn't work out/went okay"

3.) Open with this "If we had sex the first time we met, would you be mad if I nutted on your booty? (smug emoji)"

4.) Wait for her dumb, stupid response trying to be cute or witty

5.) Disregard whatever she replies with, respond directly with "Favorite: Food, Alcoholic Beverage, Movie you saw for the first time recently, Sex position......Go (optional emoji)"

6.) Wait for her stupid response

6.a) Possibly ask for her snap (I usually do), text chat through there until you can convince her to send a "sneak preview"

6.b) Send her pics of expensive shit (car steering wheels, watches, art, etc. that you have)

7.) She sends whatever position, goods you want

8.) screenshot

9.) Quickly block her on Snap and unmatch her on whichever app you're using

Easiest. Shit. Ever.
You're welcome.

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Yeah, no one ever heard about catfishing.

fuck nudes you stupid faggot porn is free
and you fags cant stop posting them in other threads too gtfo

>this is JUST to get nudes
>Proceeds to send non-nudes

still works, buddy

dumb bitches think it will never happen to them

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Didn’t even fuck though

>who is going to make me very happy
Imagine being this retarded....

>being this mad you;ve never gotten nudes on Tinder/Bumble
lol you're cute, bud ;D

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Sounds like a great saturday night, enjoying some free nudes of chicks ill most likely pass by irl, i live in a small town so it'll be great!

lol
>actually thinking spending hours catifishing dumb whores while other are fucking is cool

>implying I want to waste my time with dumb broads who don't know what they want anyway
keep talking shit

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swear man, so many hot guys. Wish I could get a word out of em. They just like the "match". Boom there gone man. I don't know what to do but feel alone.

keep talking shit buddy ;)

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Bitches on tinder
They be cold like winter
Yo yo yo

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cringe

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stop posting this fat chick

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Ah, the "MGTOW"

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or could do less work and fuck these girls

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talking shit? i was being serious

imagine being so convinced you're not deserving of love that you sit in a festering echo chamber of misery well into your mid 40's, eating the same snack cakes and mountain dew you did 20 years ago.

It's not my fault you're not happy, and it's not women's fault that they don't just fly to your half-incher. You don't want anything less than a 10, so why the fuck would a woman want a 5 like you?

Make an effort, or die alone and miserable with your dick in your hand.

girls have a buffet line of men and you're at the end of the bar where they havent gotten to yet because they are too busy stuffing their face with chicken wings.

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I fucking love those striped panties

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Right, you gotta think of it from the girls perspective.. you have 50 matches, right? Needless to say she will have almost triple that, maybe more.. so your message won't stand out at all, it will get backlogged by the other 60 messages on there... all i can suggest is make your profile stand out.. say some witty shit and quit fucking whining.. also stop going on the app every 5 minutes, if shit changes, you will get a notification... just go on there 10 mins a day, like a few lasses and then leave it alone.. the moment you stop prioritising it and making it a big deal, the less you will feel pressured. Just focus on being a king, get a hobby or play some video games and go see friends or spend time with family.. love yourself before you try loving somebody else.

Idk dude, I get a lot of matches but almost never even message or message back. Figure most use it the same I do just for validation and almost nothing else.

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It helps if you kan spel. Maybe go bak 2 skoool?

That is a ROUGH 25.

And you get sent pics of some lesser known model. Not sure this is helpful

thats perspective right there. i always though you had it super easy

Had a super like recently, but they never said anything when we matched and removed me within a few minutes.

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who took the picture?

imgur.com/wxbMirt

Your thighs i just want put my face between them.

>I have a girl who is going to make me very happy for a long time now.
women dont make men happy. if a woman makes a man happy then he is gay.

Run

"100$ says your kids are niggers with 2 different fathers."

Checked

>be me
>actually read their damn profile
>find something that I can make a funny or clever comment about; bonus if it's something I'm actually interested in
>start the conversation with that comment
>get a positive response back almost every time

You need to not sound like a bot.

maybe gay

u dont genuinely like women personalities and u know it. unless ur gay. faggots hang out with women, straight men hang out with men.

closet homo detected.

Just say you want to fuck out the gate. I’ve been pulling chicks on tinder for a year now. In the beginning I’d treat them like delicate flowers and get a lot of flirty convos that never went past that. Had a few dates but those were just time consuming farces where the chick pretends she’s not a slut and would sleep with me on the second date. If I even got a second date. I’ve learned that u can match with someone, send a message like hey I’ll be honest I just want some ball slapping sex or I just wanna stick my cock down your throat. They’ll be at your house on their knees in 45 minutes. When you get a match and they randomly respond like 2 weeks later it’s cuz they need some dick at that moment. Don’t overthink it and take her to pound town. Need to have your own living space, apt or home. You are shooting yourself in the foot if you have to go to her place cuz you live with mom or something

This is the best advice here tbh. I’ve only had positive responses being strait up like this myself.

Use hinge instead

flamboyant homo detected. Do u go to a sports bar with 3 guys or a gay bar with 3 girls?

>you get 50 matches, they get 500
>of the 500, 100 are straight up Chad Thundercock
>100 other ones remind them of their dad
>100 remind them of their Ex but the hot parts
>100 make them feel slutty, they like that
>50 are just nice guys that make them laugh
>50 are incredibly rich
which group do you belong too?

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I go to sports bars with 3 guys, and we end up hanging out with 3 women.
just tell your dad the truth, its ok to be gay, its 2020.

Probably because you’re a decent looking guy but when you talk it’s clear to see that you’re fucking retarded.

your numbers are fucked.
more like 100 dudes they would actually fuck with and 400 beta faggots

why would they swipe right on 400 beta faggots?

What a goddamn waste of time my dude

this

Lmaooo dude got bodied.

Say something back you worthless fucking loser. Unless you already hung yourself from the truth. Pathetic little incel bitch.

you have to realize that girls will have hundreds of matches simply bc they are a girl. you have to stand out. either by A. not being ugly or B. having an attention grabbing profile and/or opening message

>implying that anyone implied anything else than hooking up with the ho