Celeb thread™

celeb thread™

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Kate has some nice titties!

Thank you qt 3.14

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need to stroke for emma

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Anyone help she's kinda famous I guess wanna see her big areolas better.

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fuck, taking it out for her

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Nothing I wouldn't do to sniff Bebe's ass

Now this thought sits in my head

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im jealous of both of them

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can someone feed me tay on disc

Palvin's proportions are insane. Her oversized hips just scream "put a baby in me!"

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It's all I think about

GOAT-tier scenes

no problemo

they really really do

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she definitely gets me stroking

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Imagine how it smells. Do you want her to let you wash worn panties?

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i'm scared

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The small alone would make me cum. I'd do anything to be her panty washer.

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They should have let Michael Jackson's face rot and it would have healed. Just have him eat the bigger maggots and it would have been ok!

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who else do you like?

Since the face regenerates....
A forgotten tradition of medicine.
The maggot shit creates skin tissue. I am willing to try this myself.

I'd rape it

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boring asf

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So, how did you sleep? How was your morning?

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nice saddlebags

Nice titty, Kate

Imagine that you go to her bathroom and there is big
a laundry basket with her dirty laundry. You put your head in there and breathe deeply

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jj, dove, pey, kendall, capaldi, elle, dakota, upton, many many more
easier to say who i dont like

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I slept like a baby and was only slightly rough in the morning
I think your hydration reminder helped

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After 2 years, I will learn about the new sex symbol of Hollywood, it will be you

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I'd instantly squirt in my pants.

You're forgetting a scene in between.

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Good boy, you deserve it

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I miss babsanon

I'm not threatened.
Be wise, mr B.
It's over.

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I'd do anything she wanted.

huh?

hello anons :)

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what do you rate yourself out of ten? not just looks, everything

shinny

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For example, will you lick her pussy after she pees?

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Jello!

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7

HOLa :3

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7/10

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Hello there.

Six and a bit. Specifically, six and two thirds. Even more specifically, six and two thirds to two decimal places, and rounded down.
It's a devil joke, I'm sorry.

It always does. Well, either that or you didn't drink enough.

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I'd beg her for a taste.

9.3

how are you guys doing?

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good

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hey there

6.9

it can't have been that
someone I was with threw up after a tequila shot and stuck to water after, but I'm sure I kept going til the end

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a five for me

I'm a bit too drunk

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After a single tequila shot? Is this that northern endurance I've heard so much about?

I feel quite lovely, actually. How are you?

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Killing time and hope user.

What's going on with you?

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I miss lily

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I wish it was only one
and in his defence it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted in my life, I think I can still taste it now
I don't know what brand that was but *never* again

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no such thing

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10

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that's good to hear! :)
I feel you user :[
i just woke up kind of hungry

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Then you need to keep your mouth clean, Bebe will check before allowing you to lick your pussy

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of course! Anything for Bebe.

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doordash some breakfast

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How're you doing? Apart from hungry, I mean. That's easily resolved, in fairness.

Oh, one of those. I remember being at my cousin's a long time ago, and being introduced to a tequila that I'd probably rank among the foulest things I've ever tasted. I'm sure it was called Devil's something, but I feel like that doesn't narrow it down.

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Deal

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I just had some left over pizza and feel full and fat.

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She completely owns me

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stop

stop

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im drinking more, so you were right

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here you go. you should really learn to do this yourself, retard.

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you the cara post from awhile back worried about that big date?

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Beam me up cara

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god, that still sounds good!
pretty good :) feeling relaxed at the moment
that pizza sounds delicious :$

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So much angst

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that wasn't me, no

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I had a really bad experience with it on new years eve a couple years ago which resulted in me lost and confused, sleeping in a hallway hugging the empty tequila bottle
totally put me off it but unfortunately, that doesn't stop other people buying it for you

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so does some fried rice

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stop

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well any friend of cara is a friend of mine

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stop

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Fuck I wanna sniff her pits while I jerk myself to a mind-melting orgasm!

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stop

stop

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where you from, user?

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yeah, we're getting married wednesday, actually.

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That doesn't sound like such a bad experience. I know what you mean, tho.

Well, that's a good sign. Any plans for the night ahead?

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us why?

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making me even more hungry user :p

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Thank you user

What do you have user? Don't eat your couch.

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im just a bad influence. whats better french toast or pancakes? or waffles are good too.

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And if she forbids you to masturbate while you sniff her7

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Lol don't be offended but even my english level is better

quite funny in hindsight, I was at a party at the flat above mine so literally only had to walk down one set of stairs to get home
I, for some reason, decided to go upstairs. thought I was locked outside my own flat, knocked on the door for a while, slept outside it. thankfully none of the people who lived there were home at the time lmao
tequila man, the devils nectar

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some korean ramen, hey who knows maybe my couch tastes good :p
i prefer waffles 8)

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what state

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I could cum from her perfect scent alone

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*which

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Fuck I don't even know.. I'd do anything to cum for her. I'd ruin my undies with precum while worshiping her pits

She said she would help you cum, but only if you refrain from masturbating for a week

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na im good

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well im from oregon

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I'd happily obey, I'd obey if she said no masturbating for a year

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from or in

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I want to fug earthbro

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Imagine how hard it will be for you not to cum 7 days, and every day you will sniff her body and wash her worn panties, and lick her pussy after she does pee ...

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I'd be so grateful to be serving her, I'd thank her and continue to obey.

im from cali, but ive lived here for a long time
you want to fug me? lewd

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I would say that it could indeed have been worse. And I'd be inclined to imply that northern absent-mindedness was just as much to blame as the tequila was, if I weren't so nice.

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honestly I just want deep head from you

did you wanna meet up and have funnsies? other coast

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Good boy, at the end of the week she will touch your balls and stroke your cock, and you will have her panties in your mouth

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alright, sure user. If only

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No need to even touch my cock, she could stuff her panties in my mouth and I'd cum right then and there

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is that what earthbro wants as well?

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thats me, yeah

Well, then she will sit opposite you and look into your eyes, sometimes forcing you to remove your hand from the penis, and then allow it again

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but I mean, do you want to give?

She completely owns me, I'd be soo weak for her I'd obey her every command.

Chicago Bro eats his couch now and then when he runs out of chicken and veggies.

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She likes your devotion,
You serve her well and you can even afford to ask her for something

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Obeying and serving Goddess is all I need

you are sex toy

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no bully, I was on a high level of consciousness for 90% of that night
I was whatever the opposite of absent-minded is
you now owe me an embarrassing story just fyi

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I am belong to Goddess, I am hers to use and abuse.

Are you sure that's how it works? I didn't ask you for a story, if you recall. You volunteered one.

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Sorry, I already went to bed. I do not have a photo of Bebe on the phone

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yeah trust I just had a quick look at the rules, think thats how it goes
youtube.com/watch?v=ygTZZpVkmKg

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spill for mill

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Cute :3

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That song's the one. It really takes me back to the old times. Maybe I'll share some of the less successful stories from those days, some time when I'm feeling like revealing.
youtube.com/watch?v=oRzD0GrEA9Q

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what is the obsession w black dicks here? $10,000 says you've never met a hot white chick stay w one

>$10,000 says you've never met a hot white chick stay w one
$10,000 says you don't see how that doesn't make sense without lying

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Hello cute