This is Dok. Dok knows the identity of everyone who posts on this thread and will gladly expose people he does not like

Damn

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Redditor detected

Dok is gud

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What.

This is a test, please stand by...

sorry

I like you Dok

dok

we must out the eternal r*dditors, lets roll

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

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Small chungus tranny

Reddit moment.

That diet sounds really interesting... might try it

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god just sent me a text message

who am I?

Fuck off Dok

>be me

HUFFMAN

wat's jannie

Tell me the truth

can we see the Dok Duck Dick?

What am I, Dok?

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Hmm

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can i pet himmmm

what am i

i'd shove dok in my ass til he suffocates

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lol

yo man, got any drugs???

yes haha who am i?

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dok more like suck my cok

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I am not a ceo

Ok Dok

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monopoly dok

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Praise the duck

gud dok pls luv mee

ok

Henlo Dok

Of course I get even dubs when I post the most reddit comment I can think of.

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Hi Dok

thanks dok

Duck :3

fuck you

Quack!

Smooth dok