How much do you guys drink? I'm up to a half gallon every two days. And what are you drinking now?

How much do you guys drink? I'm up to a half gallon every two days. And what are you drinking now?

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Ice cool chocolate milk.

a 12 pack of lite beer every weekend. formally have a fifth every other day.

not drinking right now, fuck alcohol

I don't keep track of what I ingest

A fifth with a six pack of 9.5% beer. Things aren't going well.

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

i don't think thats how livers work user

What are you, a liver doctor? Get real

I was drinking 3 - 4 handles a week back a couple months ago..Back in the beginning of 2019 I was at 2 fifths of tequila a day. Quit my job, just drank all day, ate junk, jerked off (though often fruitless drinking that much) and slept.

The worst was Sept - Oct, drinking 151 exclusively for almost a month. Hardly any water or food, working 2 jobs, fucked up at both. Horrible withdrawals. That was a ton of fun.

Just wait til youre me and you have to drink one every day. Started the day with whisky now im drinking high proof rum.

I was averaging a gallon of vodka every week, svekda, specifically. Did that for years... I still drink like 10-12 shots a night, but my body is literally falling apart so my tolerance isn't as high as it uses to be. Just waiting for the sweet embrace of death because I'm too much of a coward to shoot myself in the head. Plus, I'm a convicted felon so I cant buy a gun.

Youre a fuckin idiot brush your teeth you nasty fag

You can buy a .50 black powder pistol

I'm in the same boat being a felon, though I have sought them out for time to time illegally when feeling suicidal. My body recovered a bit when I had to stop drinking as much when I lost everything being an alcoholic POS, but rest assured, I can get right back to rock bottom once I can really drink again.

...

I mean, I'm a functional alcoholic and usually a fighter. I've always held down long term jobs, had long term relationships (that failed)... even with being a high school drop out, a felon, an alcoholic, I've still worked hard and have worked in management in retail for like 8 years. I just really dont enjoy this life, but since I dont believe in anything after it, I'm afraid to end it

You probably hate life because youre a fuckin wage slave idiot
Why the fuck do you put some imaginary morality into working your life away when youre a self admitted criminal and alcoholic?
Hit the road you sad fucker. Hitch hike. Hop trains. See the world. Hold a fucking sign, get drunk and kick it. Why the fuck anyone in your situation would wage slave it up theb pat themselves on the back for it is beyond me.
Never listen to the old faggots that still have faith in you just because youre working. Biggest crock of shit ever.

Also he could get a black powder pistol and kill himself. Im just sayin.

Got up to a fifth a day back in July before my heart started to give out due to a combination of the drink and other medical problems from a while ago. Now I've been sober about 8 months. Still feels weird being sober sometimes, I had been a heavy daydrinker for nearly 5 years before that.

I never knew about muzzleloaders..This would have been great months ago lol. Still might be viable in the future when I'm feeling it again..And have money. They're cheap at least.

I mostly do heroin and my wife is the hard alcohol abuser, i really really resent her

Ahahahahahahaha... Wait
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Ahahaha
Haha..

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I’m trying to get into bourbon. First Knob Creek and now Maker’s Mark. I’m trying to find Woodford Reserve.

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I was born to hate life, it was just my destiny. I'm far from being a slave wage idiot, I'm making more money than people that went to college or think they're going somewhere in life, I manage people 20 years older than me that still make minimum wage. At this point, I would clear my bank account and go to south america or maybe Russia, but being a felon makes it too complicated

You sure sound like a fuckin wage slave. Your money doesnt mean shit.
Do what i told you or keep living your meaningless mediocre ass life that you hate. There is absolutely nothing you could tell me that would make me believe you like what youre doing since you already said you hate it and want to die. Why you would even try to explain yourself is beyond me.
Think outside the box for once.

BP revolver isnt muzzle loaded. Buy it, cover your loads in vaseline before you put em in the cylinder, put it away for when you need it.

Lol I'm sure you make plenty of money, and have plenty of time to give out such great advice with all of your success. Please tell me more

>immensely prodigious to healthiness
>he doesn't know how to use that word
>he eats sardines and doesn't brush his teeth

Did you really just try to turn this back around on me you depressed alcoholic wageslave?
No wonder you want to kill yourself, youve got shit for brains.

Get thirty feet of strong rope. Tie it around a bridge rail, other end around neck, jump off. It'll tear your head off. You won't feel a thing.

Guys, what are some good vodka brands?

Smirnoff = over-sweet vomit
Zubrowka = better, but way too sweet with not enough character
Grey Goose, Absolut, and others = over-smooth and bland

So far, my favourite is Stolichniya, as it is smooth but has enough of a rough edge, and a nice flavour.

I also like Russian Standard.

What else should I try based on this?

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Titos is good. Jorvik is good and cheap. Takka is aite

wow booze world is really something.

>wife on the silly juice
>i, a man of culture, inject black tar straight into my arm, as any gentleman does
>at least my blackouts and nod fits are to the point, she has to sleep for hours on end
>and she doesn't even bother to hold back her opinion of me
>calls me a junkie, says im gonna kill myself, imagine being so privileged
>i'd leave her, but her boyfriend buys me current gen consoles. shits cash, yo

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How does he play his switch if hes nodding out all the time

Usually 10-12 beers, and a few scotch rocks to get the plane flying. Without the scotch, the beer doesn't do much. I skip every other day, sometimes two days. I usually don't feel so great the next day, metabolism is slowing, liver is probably growing hard. But it's not like I have much of a gut, and I don't get the shakey-shakes if I don't drink. I should quit, but sobriety eventually bores the fuck out of me. I've never been a sober-minded person, since thirteen years old. If I get one pretty good drunk in per week, it sort of re-sets my brain. Otherwise I feel like my mind is getting stagnant and I sleep too much and fart into the couch, and mindlessly watch irrelevant garbage on the TV like a fud. I crave that sweet spot about eight beers deep, where everything is groovy and you assholes make me laugh, and I watch some bloody fights and feel some temporary clarity and excitement. Thats the golden moment, and everything between those moments is just kinda drab.

You don't sound like a happy guy, but please, keep rambling about how superior you are on a board about alcoholism located in the asshole of the internet. I'm sure you'll get the attention and admiration you're looking for.

When I used to live in the bar, I drank beer and Stoli-Oranj on the rocks. Everybody in the bar called me Stoli John. My name's not John.

I havent said a fucking thing about me, apparently triggered you into some sort of autistic fit because im talking to you like the worthless faggot you are, and youre the only fucking one in here replying to me you stupid fucking retard. Get a grip.

I dont usually watch tv but i was in a hotel not long ago and saw a commercial about keeping your tide pods where your kids cant eat them
When did the whole world become memes?

Thanks user, but those are American brands and therefore beneath my notice.

I hope you had a great time user. But flavoured vodka is for women. That's probably why everyone called you a mocking name.

Lmao you aren't even talking to me any more, this is someone else

Pffftahahaha you stupid deluded meme lord faggot. If you wanted something specific maybe you should have said so. Kys.

Are you retarded, or just pretending to be retarded? If only you could read as well as you can get drunk and hate your life.

You know what you dipshit managerial dickwad? Sorry. Ill go back to being productive. Sell everything you own and hit the road. Do it faget.

Dunno, whatever. I'm more active when I drink. Sometimes I read, sometimes I do this, sometimes I watch the fights. I dunno what you were doing in the hotel, but if I was in a hotel, it would be for hookers and drinking and blow. Last time I was in a hotel it was for drug smuggling.

Spelling flavor with a U is for women. Everyone called me that name because I never told them my name, so they made one up. I spent six years in that bar getting wrecked. My drinks were often free because I'd watch the register while the guy was upstairs getting weird with his crazy-ass wife. Most nights, we'd lock up at 2 and sit there til 6, smoking dope and drinking. The crazy-ass wife liked snakebites, so I'd drink a few of those when she did the viper hook with her fingers, like one-half of an air quote. But too much lime gives me heart burn. Stoli is not a womans drink when you drink six rocks glasses of it. You'd almost certainly be lying on the piss-soaked tile bathroom floor covered in puke, munching ice cubes out of the urinal.

sweet. be sure to have someone record your DTs for us.

nice

eating liver to stave off liver disease...

gonna go get me some cow heart to fight off coronary artery disease from cheese burgers, and while i'm at it, some sheep lung to prevent lung cancer from smoking.

You could try eating ass, but it's probably too late.

How has sobriety been? I've been sober for a week now and while it's not bad (no hangovers and shitting normally) it's not the best thing in the world yet.

A bunch of belligerent drunks in this tread. I'm enjoying a nice cup of water. Might have another tomorrow. Sober life niggas

I was in the hotel to get drunk on nice shit, smoke high quality thca diamonds in sauce and shower cuz i made $700 panhandling in like 4 hours
If i had a plug idve bought blow but i dont care about hookers and i aint buying baking soda and baby laxatives off some asshole at the bar
I do wish there were still crack dealers around i never get to do crack anymore

The usual is 2L of hard cider every night, more on weekends of course

New pasta

Nigga that shit's old

Calm down user. I never actually tried American vodka. I think I can pick up Titos fairly easily.

I suspect Russian and Eastern European vod is probably where it's at. But I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

Ur old fk u fgt

that would help fight colon cancer

Have the hooker buy the blow. Hookers like cocaine. They won't score garbage, and it's bad economics to burn a $200 lay for $100.

Ive tried a shit ton of vodka and those are my go tos anymore. I also dont really give a fuck. The only liquor i ever bought that i couldnt drink was 2 half jigs of some random ass tequila out of a bargain bin for 3.99 each. That shit was so bad i pissed in it halfway through one of them and then everyone else still drank it and didnt even notice.

I say I average about 64 ounces of alcohol a week. Usually modelo

Theyre so fucking annoying though holy shit. I get laid enough to not put up with bitches, and i dont cake hoes.
I usually just get my blow from mexicans working road crew. By far the most reliable and hassle free experiences ive ever had with it.

Underrated
Lol

Modelo is actually really fucking good.

Please dont say the n word

I drink 8–10 shots of vodka per night plus 3-4 16 oz beers. I run a successful insurance business and never miss work. Yeah I know I’m pathetic redpill me niggers.

Throw me 100 bucks for booze

You're a functioning alcoholic who will have a short life expectancy.

Nah. Theres nothing better than a stripper hoe who likes to party. If they turn tricks, they've got fun clothes and toys, they'll put on shows to keep the coke happening, then when they're good and sloppy you can do all the porny stuff and bust nuts on them. My last one was athletic .

Do you think it helps that I run 5 miles a day?

>Do you think it helps that I run 5 miles a day?
Must suck at the end of the week when you're 35 miles from home.

Maybe ill be there one day gramps but i just dont care enough about sex for all of that. Id rather just go score for the crew and party in the bushes somewhere.
Hoes cant hang, theyre fuckin dumb. Ive met maybe 2 interesting hoes.
Tell us some hoe stories

Asparagus wine.
3-4 glasses a day.

I drink 2 gallons of cum every day I am a faggot.

Well, women generally don't enjoy sex in the bushes with homeless people.

Last whore I got was a stripper. I like strippers. You can talk 'em up and suss out if they turn tricks. So she started telling me about a sugar daddy she had who she hadn't seen in a while. I said maybe you were n't giving him his moneys worth, and she bristled a little at that. She said he sure as fuck is. Get a private and I'll suck you off and show you what he was getting. Hundred bucks. I said nah. How about after work, you come up to the motel and show me the whole package deal for 250. Nothing crazy. She said okay, so I stayed for another hour til they closed and she followed me to the motel. I let 'em get a good look at my car so they can see the plate if they're paranoid. I already had beer because I was gonna go home after the package stores were closed. Took the beer in, she came in, had a whole bag of tricks and clothes. She had those leggings that were about the size of chainlink fence. Her body was tight with little athletes tits, and the slut haircut with the shaved sides like Christy Mack. Cracked a beer, smoked some weed, did the splits and some dildo stuff. Then she sucked my dick, and I gave her a pretty good bounce. All gloved up. Gacked on her tits, took a shower and fingerfucked her, and she left. Pretty horny chick. I gave her an extra fifty for being a good sport. 300 total. Plus the room was 60.

>Well, women generally don't enjoy sex in the bushes with homeless people
You are super wrong about that. Im like some sort of mythical creature to most girls. Its actually kind of weird and i didnt expect it. I fucked 6 girls before i was homeless, over like.. 5 years. Been traveling for 8 years and its over 30 since and i stopped counting. Sex is boring, its everywhere all the time and everyone is thirsty as fuck for that out of the box experience.
When was the best time for fucking hoes and what drugs were you moving around when you mentioned hotel earlier?

That one was one of the better ones. I had another in seattle that was pretty much the same story, but different girl. Seattle girl was asian. Long black hair, skin like pure silk. She cost 400 but I don't really care. Seattle was the drug trip. I'm not telling that story. The little tit chick from the first story was inked all in blackwash. Skulls and roses and thorny vines and wolves, all that jazz. The Asian had no ink. She was tanned like a Hawiian girl, classy. Tight as fuck. Probably the tightest pussy I ever had. The myth is no joke. Not as enthusiastic, but totally pro. All sorts of stripper fucking. I took a viagra when she agreed to go, so I was hard as a fucking rock and I had a nice room near the Needle. She didn't drink or smoke, but could definitely fuck and did a lot of the spitty blowjob stuff. No shower. She just used baby wipes and left.

>used baby wipes and left
Yesssss

I drink that crazy shit called water.

Wtf delete this