Ylyl fahgs.
Ylyl fahgs
Brandon Campbell
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Juan Rogers
Camden Myers
Cameron Ramirez
Hunter Sanders
Boom! Women can't win!
Jayden Brown
20H1 where!?
Christopher Parker
Adam Nguyen
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Juan Hernandez
Dylan Flores
this fucking nigger again
Blake Peterson
Parker Harris
Grayson Clark
no matter what time of day, this is always posted fairly early on
Alexander Torres
wheres the punchline? not even remotely interesting or funny.
John Jackson
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).
I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.
Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.
To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
Connor Adams
Chase Ross
David Scott
Camden Jones
Dylan Moore
Owen Martinez
Andrew Brooks
Parker Jackson
Lincoln Campbell
based
Julian Sullivan
Liam Powell
Liam Long
what a hero
Luis Gomez
>certified dank
pussy slayer material
Charles Evans
Nathan Howard
Eli Powell
Good God...
...she's a GENIUS!
Elijah Gray
Xavier Cruz
Gabriel Richardson
Hunter Wood
Jordan Davis
Ethan Young
Cameron Howard
Ryan Perez
Blake Green
Kevin Robinson
what is this shit
Zachary Scott
looks like tumblr tried to meme
Juan Cruz
Get a job
Michael Diaz
This is a classic anti muslim parody meme lurk more normies
Brandon Lee
>>Being a minority isn't a big deal!
>>Omg whites might be a minority! Kill all brown people!!
Landon Ross
Xavier Lewis
I've read this story over 300 times over the last 6 months. Everytime it gets me. I just can't stop laughing. It's the greatest green text story of all time. Nothing even compares or comes close to the satirical genius that is actual true story inbound.
Dylan Thomas
Jayden Jenkins
dude, i fucked off for a good while, its been about a year to year and a half, and i only saw them once in a while even then, so im not intimately familiar with the bottom of the barrel memes anymore.
a year and a half is a long time in internet time...shit moves allot faster on here, and half the niggers on here are spastic commies now, so calm your tits.
Josiah Clark
Carter Hernandez
Josiah Butler
James Walker
Ryder Perry
Matthew Sanders
Justin Smith
this is evidence we live in the best timeline
Justin Bailey
Jack White
Easton Edwards
repost
Robert Butler
Nathan Barnes
>the president is a Russian opera
Anthony Jones
Grayson Sullivan
Lol,,wtf, looks like one of those weird penis looking snails the chinks eat
Julian Gonzalez
When the fuck dare you going to give up, you stupid nigger
Nolan Harris
Carson Cook
Jaxon Howard
Based
Robert Russell
Die, sandnigger. Preferably by detonating a suicide vest while inside a synagogue.
Christian Barnes
Shit has been around for ages lurk more
Cooper King
Why do you keep posting this garbage
Lucas Hernandez
The bootleg upside-down Nike logo...
Anthony Rogers
Brody James
Austin Rogers
Asher Brooks
Lucas Flores
Robert Hall
John Murphy
Luke Williams
Thanks now me sad
Thomas Taylor
Ayden Rivera
an apple.
Luis Cook
Christian King
Ninety per cent change this poster is a cuck and added hyper masculine nouns so he'd feel less like a worthless homosexual for posting a pic like that and liking Prince.
Thomas White
Justin Jenkins
Caleb Scott
Fucking lost it. Good shit.
Adrian Diaz
Someone explain please
Gabriel Adams
Evan Murphy
Brandon Morales
lost
William Bennett
Probably wouldn't hurt to eat some fucking celery occasionally.
Hudson Gray
Ian Baker
Gabriel James
Lost to this stupid shit
Sebastian Hill
no, he will not.
Lucas Jones
Just imagine what a giant faggot you'd have to be to make this shit
Isaiah Myers
checked
Connor Jenkins
Same fag
Nolan Powell
Carter Ross
What’s this from?
Robert Wood
time to go back
Charles Adams
Samuel Sanchez
Jaxson Harris
Nolan Collins
What exactly are you checking?
Zachary Perez
Always lose to this. Is it real?
Some kind of video game tournament or something. There was an all women’s team because muh vaginas and they apparently did very badly, lost every game, and I guess got eliminated from the league.
Luke Collins
That one always makes me sad. I like to think she found her chicks.
Kevin Gutierrez
Based HH dubs of truth
Jayden Smith
the epic get
Parker Jenkins
Elijah Harris
its one of those things that repetition made it annoying and long after funny again.
Caleb Richardson
That's a rare pepe.
Oliver Anderson
Jeremiah Cook
Hunter Bennett
Alexander Price
most honorabu ass of dumb
Parker Nguyen
OYYYYY VEYYYYYYYY
Blake Myers
Benjamin Fisher
Jordan Ramirez
Cooper Jackson
Jace Gonzalez
Logan Gomez
Brandon Stewart
Way to rip off a left meme. Goes to show, the right can’t meme without Russian help.
Chase Smith
The actual Quran 8:12:
"[Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, 'I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip.'"
fucking moron
Blake Gonzalez
does it suck back in when they are done poopin?
Charles Thompson
Gabriel Ramirez
Daniel Smith
people dancing? enjoying themselves? what a terrible world we live in. truly western civilization is in decline and it is all the moslems fault
Michael Butler
Jacob Bennett
Please stop being gay retards...Please...I beg you stop spreading aids and cancer
Henry Ortiz
>people dancing? enjoying themselves?
An openly evocative, inherently sexual display in a public space. Yes that is bad. In fact it's still considered a crime in a lot of places
Kevin Powell
Don’t get. Why is the 14 pulling 88? Is the idea that the 14 words are what matter and Hitler is an albatross?
Parker Ross
"Anime is not bad"... really?
Easton Lee
All woman team in the League of Legends pro scene got eliminated because they were terrible. Of course game journalist outlets like kotaku were trying to turn it into some sexism bullshit but in reality they simply lost and got eliminated like any other team would.
Juan Garcia
14 is the 14 words
and 88 stands for Heil Hitler.. aside from that idk what
Jose Gutierrez
Quads can't be denied
Dominic Hill
hungerff,pumpermike67,and timmyph
Lucas Hernandez
That's actually pretty impressive
Ayden Walker
thanks quads i needed that
Joshua Sullivan
A cartoon image on Cred Forums.
Reality in Europe.
Bentley Hughes
well it's a shame no one got arrested for having a good time. this sort of degeneracy ought to be punished. i can't stand to see the mating dances of clothed sapient primates -- makes my blood boil personally
Blake Ward
>Human models are worried
Kek. They're not even porn stars. They're the equivalent of a worse hooker. Models...psh...gtfo. Written by a woman.
Dominic Anderson
Now this is pod racing
Wyatt Reyes
Brandon James
Zachary Cruz
I mean thanks but you literally added no new information
Henry Mitchell
This is phenomenal.
Jacob Russell
not dude but;
it represents Hitler holding back the idea of the 14 slogans because of the whole being hitler thing and that many people still have that ideology and obviously the 6 mill in the back are the jews laughing at the occurrence.
its not really funny or anything and doesn't really say anything so... yeah
Michael Davis
clutch your pearls harder you fucking retard
Brody Thomas
Is that supposed to be the anus?
James White
i thought it was criticizing baby boomers for expecting zoomers to support them while jews celebrate
Liam Allen
Got it. So you’re saying the ideology of white preservation would get more sympathy if it weren’t for Hitler. Makes sense honestly. Ironically the artist choosing to make it antisemitic (instead of just it’s ok to be white) proves his own point.
Jace Wood
Think what you want but this shit is symptomatic of an unhealthy society, in the same way that nymphomania and "alternative sexuality" are symptomatic of abuse in early childhood.
We're slowly eating ourselves, but if you think that's not a problem then enjoy the wonderful new outbreaks of AIDS and nigger population booms in your future.
Juan Allen
Oh my God that so cute, she is going to be a great shit poster, I'm so proud.
Camden Watson
Is this real? Wtf???? That is the strangest thing I've seen in my life. I need to see full video
Isaiah Carter
this is an ironic image to use given that mike judge is a "libtard"
anyway, i don't think you have particularly good opinions about what makes a healthy society. read hegel and aristotle and then we can talk, retard :^)
Jace Martinez
Lost FUCK!
Angel Jones
I KEK EVERYTIME
#LLL
Jace Allen
it's all gay ass colored cellophane packaging
Logan Green
ironic that youre posting pics of laughing people as mfw when youre in full panic mode about aids and niggers because people are dancing in the street.
people are laughing around here and it aint you
also, i dont know why youd think i care about aids and niggers, these things literally wouldnt affect me even if it was an epidemic because i dont take dick up my asshole nor do i hang out in crime-infested neighborhoods
meanwhile, im going to enjoy a society thats got less of a dick up their ass about sex while you devote yourself to god and one woman - probably stupid and ugly enough that she settled for the first sucker that would guarantee her the only chance she can have at a life that's not completely miserable and sad, a normie's gamble
Adam Reyes
brb, gotta try something...
Samuel Clark
adding more: with the divorce rate in America being 50% and aids being 0.25%, thats a lot of gay, unprotected ramming I can get from non-homeless crack addicts before I'll come close to taking the level of risk I would be taking from marrying my "Q.t. 3.14 wife"
but sure, keep laughing at me you agitated moron
Xavier Lopez
Carter Cooper
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Jaxson Adams
>this is an ironic image to use given that mike judge is a "libtard"
Don't know what you're talking about, dude, I'm posting images for the thread, they mean nothing to the argument.
>read hegel and aristotle
Never really had the time, but I know that encouraging degeneracy and especiallyencouraging it among niggers isn't good for us. Larger populations of uneducated people who are unwilling to work and constantly demand hand-me-outs all thee while blowing what little resources they have on frivolities and causing riots when they feel slighted is bad for us.
Surely you agree, don't you user?
>ironic that youre posting pics of laughing people as mfw when youre in full panic mode about aids and niggers because people are dancing in the street.
Not in full panic, but I see the signs.
>people are laughing around here and it aint you
Funny, considering that you're the one mad about someone posting that video in a YLYL, with the implication of laughing at the state of Britain and the behavior of niggers in public spaces.
> these things literally wouldnt affect me even if it was an epidemic because i dont take dick up my asshole nor do i hang out in crime-infested neighborhoods
No, but more niggers means less economic stability, which means the spread of "bad neighborhoods," and population booms among said niggers as they spread into previously wealthy areas. Eventually they'll get to where you are, and if you don't get raped by some faggot nigger then someone around you will.
>meanwhile, im going to enjoy a society thats got less of a dick up their ass about sex
Cool, but you should know that higher numbers of sexual partners correlates with depression later on in life, higher divorce statistics, of course, higher chances for STDs, and a lot of other fun stuff.
Being sexually immoral is like eating nothing but pizza and ice cream. It's fun while you do it, but it'll really fuck you up afterwhile.
Liam Miller
Not who you quoted, but I thought Mike Judge was in fact conservative. I read somewhere that while a lot of King of The Hill was parody he is actually kinda trad.. Not that I really care. Also, my favorite philosopher is eppycaroos and his sensible middle ground between hedonism and conservatism. UwU
Brayden Morales
Cameron Miller
We wuz kangz
Alexander Miller
>you devote yourself to god and one woman - probably stupid and ugly enough that she settled for the first sucker that would guarantee her the only chance she can have at a life that's not completely miserable and sad, a normie's gamble
Ooh, got me real hard there user. I care shitloads about the opinion of some fat loser over the internet. Ahh, ooh, that really stings, that ad hom is really the sign of a towering intellectual who knows his stuff.
>with the divorce rate in America being 50%
Care to sauce me on that? No, because that statistic is completely fucking made up outside of Hollywood.
Besides that divorce rates decrease with stable financial situations, time spent together, lower numbers of sexual partners, etc...
>aids being 0.25%, thats a lot of gay, unprotected ramming I can get from non-homeless crack addicts before I'll come close to taking the level of risk I would be taking from marrying my "Q.t. 3.14 wife"
Not true actually. Among Homosexuals and niggers, AIDS infection rates rise sharply, of course you'd know this if you knew dick about anything but I'm guessing you've never read a book in your entire fucking life.
Jordan Gomez
>can’t spell name of his favorite philosopher
>Cred Forums philosopher
That checks out
Ryan Sanchez
mike judge has only ever admitted to being apolitical or centrist. i have some pet theories about him being a buddhist or something. i think the subtext of king of the hill is generally left, though.
Nicholas Taylor
it's a meme you fuckin dip
Benjamin Turner
Here ya go.
Ryan Martin
Military grade pussy cat
Jonathan Allen
Dude... chill
Luke Long
From that angle she is actually fucking hot.
Ian Scott
No
Lincoln Nelson
>millennials
>post zoomer
Ok boomer
Austin Reyes
more like grandma.jar
Jose Taylor
Mason Brown
N SHEEEEIIT
Henry Kelly
Austin Perez
saved
Dylan Long
David Cook
Hunter Foster
i have laughed harder at this reply than anything o this thread
>I need to see full video
Kayden Jackson
This is what the human race has become
Justin Perez
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to take a test in class yesterday, and when I saw some sexy looking quadratics, my boner engaged. When I found the y-intercept of the equation, I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and the teacher got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on a classmate. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. He should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over him, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the teacher didn't agree with me. She KICKED ME OUT of the classroom, and I didn't even finish taking the test. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my cum after it already dried out and solidified on the carrpet. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean dried cum? You CLEAN cum after its FRESH out of your dick, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT quadratic on a test? Either make the equations less sexy, or LET ME jack off in your classroom, asshole.
Elijah Lewis
Carson Smith
HAHAHAHABABA WHOLESOME 100 KEANU BIG CHUNGUS MOMENT CHINA BAD XD BERNIE GOD
Tyler Sanders
F
real niggaz recognize realness, my nigga ;)
Cameron Bell
I don't know what's wrong with you, but take your fucking meds.
Isaiah Walker
That's depressing omg. Either go gay and bottom or live with the fact that no women will ever love you when they see that shit lmao.
Carter Hall
Charles Gomez
i rember my first Cred Forums
Joshua Gonzalez
i
Xavier Johnson
All right, who's been teaching the niggers how to read, type and post shit?
This keeps up and we'll lock all networks and systems behind job applications.
Parker Brown
So first of all we have to explain how hitler was a dolphin. the Idea is in itself wrong, since hitler wasnt a dolphin, but dolphins are actually Hitler. How do I know that? heres the evidence:
No one has ever seen a dolphin before 1889. Seriously You could ask anyone.
Dolphins love to do drugs. They sniff pufferfish all the time. Hitler was also a heavy drug user and even prescribed meth to his soldiers.
no one has ever seen Hitler and dolphins in the same room together. thats because Dolphin is Hitler.
No one has ever seen two dolphins in one room together either. thats because there is just one dolphin and thats Hitler.
When Hitler "shot himself" he actually just left his mortal vessel behind (his human form) and transformed into a dolphin and swam away in the spree (thats the river that flows through Berlin) morgenpost e/bezirke/reinickendorf/article211551815/Ein-Pottwal-auf-der-Spree-mit-der-Moby-Dick-nach-Mitte.html In this article you can read that whales have been spotted in the spree multiple times since then.
Hitler "shot" himself with a "Walther PPK 7.65". Now if we change every letter to is correspondent number and the other way around we get 23112208518161611GFE. If we add all those numbers together we get 49 GFE. if we now change "GFE" back to numbers we get 49765 anf if we count all that together as well we get 31. If we take away the 3 (because who needs it anyway) we get 1. Now what is the 1st letter of the alphabet? A! what is hitlers 1st Name? Adolf! what happens when we take away the 1st letter of the alphabet that is also the 1st letter of hitlers 1st name? We are left with DOLF!!!!! OR MORE LIKE DOLFIN!!! THE PROOF IS OBVIOUS!!!! DOLPHINS ARE HITLER!!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!
Connor Kelly
ok
Jaxson Hughes
I hate Stuart little. Jesus fuck I hate him so much I’m gonna kill him tonight that tax evading ratshit. I’m gonna send Remy from ratatouille on his fucking ass and kick his little ass. Stuart little ruined my family. My wife cheated on me with fucking Stuart little. He thinks he’s so much better than us cause he’s a god damn rat. I’m shaking with anger right now I’m gonna fucking stomp on him. His dad was probably a rapist and that’s why he’s such a fucking pussy. I’m gonna take my dads 2003 Yukon XL right over Stuart littles fucking Red Car. God I hate him so much I’m gonna kill him. I’m gonna take a fucking jet ski right over his fucking sailboat. He’s the reason for my problems. The god damn cat should’ve eaten that fucker. I hate him so much I’m going to murder that bitch. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
Cooper Lee
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Adam White
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William Thompson
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to take a test in class yesterday, and when I saw some sexy looking quadratics, my boner engaged. When I found the y-intercept of the equation, I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and the teacher got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on a classmate. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. He should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over him, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the teacher didn't agree with me. She KICKED ME OUT of the classroom, and I didn't even finish taking the test. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my cum after it already dried out and solidified on the carrpet. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean dried cum? You CLEAN cum after its FRESH out of your dick, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT quadratic on a test? Either make the equations less sexy, or LET ME jack off in your classroom, asshole.
Isaiah Roberts
u must be new here
Elijah Jenkins
Lotsa weird obscure pasta here. Post something good.
Lucas Cox
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).
I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.
Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.
To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
Jacob Lopez
The House of Windsor are one of the most wicked and satanic bloodlines. They are involved with human sacrifices, mind control, satanic ritual abuse, cannibalism, drinking blood, bathing in blood, human trafficking, opium trafficking, terrorism, money laundering, and war profiteering. Prince Charles openly claims to descend from Vlad Dracul or Vlad the Impaler and he owns Vlad the Impaler's old castle in Transylvania. Vlad Dracul was known for being sadistic and tormenting his victims. Dracul means dragon and the Dracul family were members of the Order of the Dragon. Vlad Dracul was the Prince of Wallachia. Prince Charles is the Prince of Wales. Wales gets its name from Walha. Wales also uses a red dragon on its flag. Some of the Transylvanian Nobility covertly settled in Scotland. Prince Charles is extremely sadistic and ruthless and he is backed up by his cousin Prince Philipp Hohenlohe-Langenburg. Lohe in Hohen-lohe means dragon. Members of the British House of Rothschild are knighted by the House of Windsor. The Rothschild and Goldsmith families are the Windsor's Court Factor financiers and knighted by the Crown. The British Rothschilds serve the House of Windsor.
Charles Diaz
Queen Elizabeth II takes her name from the Dracul's cousins the Bathory family and Elizabeth Bathory who was a serial killer known as the "Blood Countess" and reports claim that she bathed in the blood of hundreds of young women. The House of Windsor run the Order of the Bath which really takes its name after the Bathory family. They covertly continue their ancestors blood rituals of bathing in blood and they wear blood red capes during their public ceremonies. Jimmy Savile was close friends with Prince Charles and he was accused hundreds of times of pedophilia and sexual abuse. Jimmy Savile was a Knight of the British Empire and Vatican Knight of the Order of St Gregory. Canada is a Crown Colony and through out the past century there are many official reports of missing Aboriginal children that were taken from their parents and forced into Crown schools and Crown Wards or orphanages. Missing children is acknowledged in the Truth and Reconciliation Commission of Canada. The Windsor family traffic and murder children. Every time I expose this sick family a lot they put out propaganda pieces in the media as a defense.
Xavier Parker
Neat
Hudson Cruz
did you just suffer a stroke
Evan Wright
The House of Windsor have a harp on their coat of arms. The harp was used for bewitching minds in ancient times. They have authority over the USAF's HAARP which is radiating the atmosphere with electromagnetic waves and is used for mass mind control and weather manipulation. HAARP is named in reference to the harp and its use in ancient mind control. Wind-sors like wind and tornadoes. The House of Windsor are funding and running satanic cults in the United Kingdom and United States and these cults are involved in mind control, satanic ritual abuse and human sacrifice. Prince Edward is the Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of England. Their peerages also manage Freemasonry and there are tens of thousands of masonic lodges in the United States. Freemasons are involved with satanic ritual abuse, mind control, pedophilia, blood drinking, and other various wickedness. The Windsor family also manage the Skull and Bones secret society at Yale. Yale was established under the British Crown's authority and through a Crown Colony. Skull and Bones is a military council and death cult in the United States with the Bush family as top members. They also use war to initiate death squads used for persecution and assassinations on a domestic level. Prince Harry worships violence, death, holocausts, and destruction. Prince William is a sexual sadist.
Colton Howard
Thank you! I've been searching for this since the eclipse a few years ago.
Ayden Cooper
A stroke
Colton Hall
I'm not an expert in the area of biochemistry, but motherfucker, I would blow YOU out of the fucking water
In as few words as possible, tell me the name of the process of oxidation of acetyl-CoA and explain how it is important to cellular metabolism.
I don't know my shit? Do what I asked above without googling it. You pop culture, fad diet whore.
I certainly don't need google to teach me this, I taught others about it in College. I'm also an accomplished triathlete that lost a ton of weight while taking medals at races. I know this from the scientific aspect and the practical. Sure, I'm not exactly an expert in the area of biochemistry, but motherfucker, I would blow YOU out of the fucking water.
It's terrible because this is the crux of this post; dickfucks that didn't pay attention in science class in school, who are embarrassed about that fact, but can't do anything about it now. So you all huddle together and feed each other bullshit about diets, vaccines, birth and this and that and we end up with Trump, with Measles making a comeback, with the denial of climate science. It's not my fucking problem that you didn't recognize the importance of knowledge back when it was being offered for free. You don't get to claim that you're knowledgeable now, that your opinion is worth anything. Go watch your fucking football, drink your beer and stfu. Shove your own dick up your ass, if you find a way, I don't care, just stay the fuck out of the decisions that make the world. Have that basic bit of decency.
Jose Gonzalez
The Windsor family claim to be part owners of the United States as a continuation of the Virginia Company The United States is defined as a federal corporation under US code 3002 section 15. The founding fathers were British Freemasons. George Herbert Walker Bush is a British Knight of the Order of the Bath and serves the Windsor family. The Gulf War, Afghanistan War, and Iraq War occurred under the Bush family. The Windsor and Bush families are controlling the opium production in Afghanistan which produces the majority of the world's opium since the US invasion. Their opium operation is a continuation of the British Crown's East India Company which controlled the opium trade. They currently sell it to pharmaceutical companies and the rest is handed to the Italian Mafia who cut it into heroin and have it distributed it on the streets. Opium is a strong depressant and is being used to weaken society as they attempt power grabs. The British Crown attempted to do this to China which lead to them seizing Hong Kong when the Emperor banned the opium. The British Crown still have major control over Hong Kong which has economic leverage over the rest of China. The Windsor family has leverage over organized crime in Hong Kong like the Triads.
Gavin Martin
Why the letter 'h' is so good
'h' is a good meme because it just doesn't mean anything. It's one of the few letters that really can't be associated with anything. By itself, it just cannot mean anything. The letter "a" is obviously associated with the word, we say it a lot. It's also a letter grade, along with BCDF. There's clear meaning in it. Even a less common letter like X is associated with something, like your "ex" or "exterminate" or something. Maybe even the algebra variablex, along with y and z. They're just too familiar.
But h? It's just h.It literally doesn't rhyme with anything. It doesn't stand for anything. It doesn't mean anything but it still takes effort to pronounce. H is succinct but also not the easiest letter to say in terms of effort. It takes effort to say for how succinct it is, and that makes it even more useless and it's great.
Online, it's a great way to say something without actually saying anything at all. It's the equivalent of just typing "." or just a blank message in a chat, except you're writing something that can be pronounced. It's brilliant.
Close after might come W and E. I'd argue that's why E became a meme before, it's also kind of a standalone letter but there are some differences. I'm sure W has seen its spotlight here and there over the past decade or more.
Jackson Powell
Ez. Here's 3:
The wall, the floor, and the trim where they meet.
Noah Gonzalez
Thank u sir
Asher Perry
And once again there's no evidence that Russia was involved lol. Love merry go rounds
Hudson Wood
Fur reelz? 2020..all niggas startin to look like this
Eli Diaz
These last three years have been a fucking nightmare. Just one long continuous nightmare that gets worse and worse. Rush fucking Limbaugh just got our highest civilian honor, for fuck's sake. Last time I heard part of one of his shows he was going on a 30 minute rant about Bill Clinton potentially defecting to China (this was while he was president). Fucking bonkers shit, and I knew exactly one person who bought into it (like hanging out with Dale Gribble, though - everyone knew he was full of shit and super paranoid). What the fuck has happened. That's some evil shit, to bastardize our highest honor like that. If Obama gave it to some MSNBC sycophant it would have been equally as fucked up.
My family is divided, people are losing friends, and things that were unthinkable a few years ago are now commonplace. We've had to update our security policy at work several times because of threats against the media. I get nervous about speaking out online in case it's used against me in the future (even on Reddit where I try to be somewhat anonymous - this stuff can be de-anonymized). The environment is unequivocally going to hell in a handbasket and yet we're reversing course and making things worse (look at just the migratory bird treaty, for example - why are we throwing it away?). Shit's fucked, yo. It's really fucked up. I worry about our collective mental health with this sort of disinformation and stress going on.
So I can see why the fucker comes up in basically every thread. People are really scared. And pissed
Jose Campbell
Wahmen are shit at vidya
Matthew Morris
Prince Charles is covertly controlling the Hells Angels motorcycle crime syndicate. Many members of the Hells Angels are descendants of Irish and Scottish Clans. The Hells Angels also established themselves in the United Kingdom after the Beatles invited them. The Hells Angels set up charters in New Zealand and Canada which are nations ruled by the House of Windsor. Prince Charles is the head of the Cult of Hell and the Hells Angels are his minions. They are known for blowing up their enemies. The Hells Angels have also infiltrated the trucking industry and work with other organized crime groups in trafficking weapons, drugs, and human beings. Living members of the House of Windsor include Queen Elizbaeth II, Prince Edward of Kent, Prince Charles of Wales, Princess Camilla, Prince Andrew Duke of York, Princess Anne, Prince Edward Earl of Wessex, Countess Sophie of Wessex, Prince William Duke of Cambridge, Duchess Catherine of Cambridge, Prince Harry of Wales, Prince Michael of Kent, Lady Gabriella Windsor, Lord Frederick Windsor, Prince Edward Duke of Kent, Prince George Windsor Earl of St Andrews, and Prince David Armstrong-Jones of Snowdon.?
Caleb Martinez
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Alexander Moore
The fook
Owen Stewart
How would you continue making white women without white men?
Christian Young
Kek
Tyler Evans
i saw someone drop a 1000 tokens on that thing while hardworking girls were busy shoving enormous toys inside themselves for singles
Christopher Baker
>little girls are allowed to drive cars
Fucking hell America.
Ryder Anderson
KEK this dog has NO CLUE what’s coming!
Landon Jackson
Jacob Baker
Found the degenerate faggot
Alexander Brooks
How is that even possible?
Anthony Moore
Jaxon Lewis
Based
Ayden Rivera
Underrated
Justin Hill
Too much Anal Play, Stretch , Fisting let your Anus prolapse Like this in Video
Hudson Ross
Thia gave me an aneurysm
Mason Gomez
This is good post. Saved.
Jackson Bailey
Ikr? I love the way he twitches
Daniel Ward
KOTH is one of the few shows that managed to take the piss out of liberals and still be funny.
And I say that as a filthy lib.
Parker White
Nice bait
David Ross
this fucker reads from the bottom of the page upward like some kind of china man
Carson Ross
>In fact it's still considered a crime in a lot of places
Fuck those places
Dominic Barnes
Lost kek
Austin Cooper
>posting on Cred Forums
Found the degenerate
Carson Hall
Green text please.
Angel Murphy
>I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
>I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).
>I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.
>Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.
>To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
Adam Powell
Agreed. Dogs are fucking garbage. The black boy in the gif got what he deserved
Ethan Gonzalez
And idiots still "rubbing" their prostates
Dylan Powell
Finally lost, its been ages. Good day to you, sir.
Jordan Powell
slav prolaps
Cameron Green
You forgot the "give her a dick" part
Hunter Nelson
Nathan Jackson
Leo Cooper
Lmfao, bruhh
Josiah Morgan
Gtfo to Uganda or Afghanistan then
Jonathan Brown
Beautiful
Nathaniel Myers
The fuck is this?
Wyatt Murphy
im still in her room
Parker Campbell
It's art
Xavier Torres
this is officially the oldest meme i have ever laid eyes on in a ylyl thread. congratulations on being 8 years behind the curve nigger
Daniel Watson
Fuck cat dog? in the what exactly?
Colton Russell
Mason Lee
Nicholas Wilson
Mouths?
Ryder Ramirez
Thomas King
This is the ideal male body. Like it or not this is what peak performance is like
James Ramirez
Benjamin Scott
you're my savior
James Bell
I have been railed by Daddy's big dicc while wearing a cheap synthetic wig because I am a total faggit, but never in my life have i ever had this issue before. This is something that someone has done in purpose. This person wants a giant prolapse. In the end they will probably shit their guts out one day while recording this and their whole family will find out
Zachary Rodriguez
Protons neutrons electrons
Josiah Turner
Caleb Taylor
Lost!!!
Carson Price
comic sans
Lincoln Morgan
Joseph Rivera
Fuck off grandad, you miserable old cunt.
Elijah Clark
i hope that one day in the future, you'll both have a moment of clarity and realize how autistic you sound. Peace of Christ be with you.
Matthew Gray
That shit was so funny. The other camwhores reeeing especially
Jace Reed
That's cute
Josiah Hill
Kek lost
Jayden Watson
You can relax. There's a full photo series that shows them getting them all out.
Nathaniel Richardson
lurk moar fag
Blake Myers
That's what I got from it - that without the "88" aspect, the principle of the 14 words alone would generate more action from the average citizen.
Jonathan Flores
mueller didn't find shit, faggots. he fucking said so. no evidence of russian collusion found. end of story.
Ayden Ward
Mason Lopez
Get a soul infidel
Chase Clark
@mad_madie on instagram
Luis Lee
I was gonna post happy merchant, but shit I don't need to
Christopher Cox
ok faggit
Adrian Evans
Easton Lee
That's only one of several translations, there is one that calls upon its believers to strike the heads off non-believers
Justin Allen
no there isn't faggot
Brandon Jackson
True autist we can be proud of
Nathan Diaz
Michael Lewis
I thought that was a zit at first.
Christian Stewart
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>imagine being so retarded that you don't know how to save a full size image on Cred Forums
Dominic Ramirez
Imagine sticking your dick in it
Sebastian Watson
Yep, and the hand wringing 6m in the background.
Gabriel Brooks
imagine being that edgy
Grayson Cooper
The Redguards having invaded High Rock...
At least Skyrim is still for the Nords...
Adrian Russell
based little sister.
hang the little nigger commie commenting though.
We need firing squads for those people
Juan Martinez
Brandon Myers
do you like shitting your pants? maybe you're too lazy to microwave your own food? then boy have you come to the right place!
upon entering red chopstix, all seems right and well. the decor is traditional, you can only faintly smell urinal cakes from the front counter, and a little asian boy puts down his homework to take your order. sounds like we're in for some pretty good asian fare, huh?
i ordered vegetarian chow mein, a plate of fried shrimp, and a plate of cream cheese wontons- all "to go". the chow mein was greasy and not in the "what happens in vegas stays in vegas" kind of way. this was a "what happens in scottsdale gets posted online" kind of greasy. the shrimp was instantly recognizable as being from a box of SeaPak brand frozen coconut shrimp (albeit minus the orange marmalade sauce). though slightly on the burnt side of things, the shrimp was edible. the wontons were average at best, though less cream cheese and more flavor would be a nice change of pace.
however, the real culinary experience kicked in at about 3 AM. i awoke to a severe pain in my stomach, sweating like christopher walken in "the deer hunter". it was in this moment that i knew i had eaten authentic chinese-american cuisine from a strip mall. i made my way to the bathroom, unintentionally mimicking john wayne as i waddled along and clenched my sphincter.
with the toilet in sight, my body took over and i messed my britches. i mean, just absolutely wrecked them. i was only feet away from my throne but i had been betrayed. my only saving grace was reassuring myself that my toilet couldn't have handled the mess i just made. i came to terms with my current situation and removed my sweatpants and underwear and wrapped them in a bath towel (the cheapest one i owned) and hopped in the shower. after getting clean i dressed myself and took my towel of shame out to the garbage can for pickup on tuesday.
Brody King
why did i lose to this.
Ian Turner
When did ylyl threads became so shit yuhh
Landon Bell
Jason Anderson
nigga
Andrew Stewart
some subhuman nigger chimp ruined some great artwork all just to be jealous of white people.
What a shame