Secrets thread. Let the past die, Kill it if you have to Edition

Secrets thread. Let the past die, Kill it if you have to Edition.

And remember to share your donuts.

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I used to share a bed with my mom and dad when I was young, up until my teens and even a while after puberty. I've been on the edge of the bed while they had sex, and I've jacked off in bed while they fucked. This had pretty much all passed until I came back from my first year of college and was spending the summer with them.

They invited me to watch a movie in their room, we all drank wine, and eventually fell asleep like that. I woke up to my mom on her side facing me and my dad fucking her. I just laid there watching for a little while until she finally grabbed my hardon through my shorts and asked me if I wanted to join.

My older cousin (15F) caught me (11) and a boy cousin (12) masturbating and watched us for a while, then sat on the bed and spread her legs so we could see and touch her pussy.

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bumpin

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I want to fuck my mom real bad

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Bruh.

What? You telling me you wouldn't smash your own mom

Must be for the taboo because it can't be for looks.

I stabbed a man in Mesquite just for a Klondike bar

That and I have other reasons, i just want to bust a load in my mom. Best part is that she cant get pregnant because she got her tubes tied so no condoms is a go

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If thats your mom, id give her a fucking too

And I thought I had low standards..

uhh

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Here's my cousin I got pregnant but she doesn't compare to my mom

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Yes?

That makes a lot more sense. You better have nudes of her.

I did the math and it's basically impossible for me to retire. I'll have work until I'm dead. So instead, I've decided to kill myself. The only reason I'm waiting is because I'm saving up enough for a funeral so I don't leave any expenses behind.

I do but their on my camera back home(thousands of miles away from home now)and me and my cousin are planning on getting married

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I told my mom I didn't know, and that I was nervous. She was so soothing and comforting, shushing me like I was a little child again and caressing my head, all the while bouncing with my dads thrusts inside of her. She pulled my head into her breasts, hugging me tightly while my dad kept pumping her from behind, and the constant jerking of her body against mine had my boner rubbing against her through my shorts. So when I couldn't take any more I pulled them down and started rubbing my dick against her pubes and belly.

Then my dad wanted to change positions, getting her on all fours to blow him, so her bare ass was raised up in front of me. My dad just nodded that it was okay, and my mom said not to be scared, so I knelt right behind her and held my dick right up against her pussy. It was red and wet, and when my tip touched it she lifted her ass up and took the tip inside, causing me to get so caught up I slid almost all the rest of the way in.

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im a 17 going 18 year old. recently was kicked out of home and am struggling heavily to pay board and support myself with food etc while searching for a job. any money that you can offer will help me more than you know.
PayPal : [email protected]
Any donations are very much appreciated.

I bet you could get a decent life insurance plan instead of just saving the money. Make your death look like an accident

I cheated on my gf to have gay sex as a bottom

I want to cum all over my best friends wife's tits

Just go gobble some cock, the world is your oyster.

I just walked around my apt complex with my dick out

Why?

I like the thrill of someone seeing me horny and hard. It's about being vulnerable and embarrassed too

My sister keeps wearing long sleeve shirts and leggings all the time, and she’s gone through 4 dogs saying they “reject” or “don’t click with” her. I saw her semi-nude by accident and she had claw marks all over her thighs, along with a pretty hard bite on her right arm.
I’m pretty sure of what’s happening and it’s not okay

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yes it is

Where's the Clementine wincest bro?

i have proof that my wife was a roastie whore back in college bc her ex sent me several pics and vids of her fucking him and his friends. she told me she's only been with 4 guys when I have evidence of her with well over 12 dif guys. II married her anyway bc she's clean and I wasn't much better before I met her, so who am I to judge? I think it's cute she tries to maintain her innocence, though.

Does anyone have his posts saved?

I lost my virginity to my cousin. Her and I spent years coming so close to fucking, then we did, and it sucked. Regrets, yip

Thats lit, get it on cam for Cred Forums

Same here, though I don't do it so blatantly in public like you. I still let people see me nude pretty often. The more awkward it is for them the better. Also enjoy seeing others nude

pics or it didn't happen

based exhibitionist

Bring toys into the mix and fuck her while she has vibes and plugs in all her holes, see what happens.
Yolo my guy

I showered with my nephew for the 1st time yesterday. He was pretty shy about it at first but got over it

I actually enjoy watching dudes jerk off in their car until a rando girl walks by and jerks him off or yoinks her tits out for him to nut to. My fav vid is of a guy at the back of bus jerking and a girl slides over and jerks him off and he immediately nuts all over her hands.

I fantasize about one of my exgf bouncing on my cock constantly even if I’m steady with a girl. She was just so damaged and young, i had unprotected sex with her once while I was married so she panicked and got herself knocked up by her bf even though I’m infertile kek

Was she 18 or 28

What?...

I fucked my 35 year old married computer science teacher when I was a Junior for most of a semester. This was in 2008ish. She caught me playing minesweeper instead of doing the Excel workbook exercises and sent me a private warning through the class group chat they had set up. I responded with something sarcastic so she told me to stay after class. Although nothing physical happened for a few weeks, our chat sparked a lot of subtle flirting, and once it was beyond a doubt that she was actually giving me hints, it ramped up from there. Skipping some small details here and there, eventually I would go to her room during her planning period or just after school got out and we would fuck in the room with all of the computers. It was a different room from her main one but there wasn't a door keeping the rooms apart. We would have just enough time to hide if someone did happen to walk in. We only stopped because someone came into her regular classroom looking for her. I froze inside her and we just sat there mid-missionary in silence and thankfully the person didn't check the room we were in. That spooked her enough to cut it off. I didn't have her senior year and she acted like I didn't exist if we saw each other. I was mostly pissed because I fucked her for 3 months constantly and she still only gave me a B.

Also, she ended up not getting her contract renewed in 2016 (hard to fire a teacher with tenure, easy to not rehire) because rumors of her letting a male student grab her ass all the time made enough of a stir. Looks like she never stopped fucking her students. Sorry, I don't have any pics of her.

How do you do it?

She looks like Eric Cartman with smaller tits.

She doesnt know I cant have kids, even to this day.
My gf also likes to walk around in nothing but her thong and maybe a shirt, but I cant help but think of my ex’s tight little pussy gripping my cock and hopping off when I get too into it because she thinks I’m about to unload children into her womb so she starts vacuuming to tip of my cock and then I have to tell her to get back on my cock.
The first time we had unprotected sex I told her I didnt even cum but I think she was in panick mode and still let her bf nut inside the baby maker

Its a joke, you fucking faggot

Keep your day job

Did your nephew keep his anal virginity

Continue

I didn't take it. Under extreme extenuating circumstances I probably would though

When you say nephew I imagine a late twenties guy with a late teens guy

I wish you would give my mom a fucking

When I pop my pimples, I eat the pus that comes out. I just did it a few minutes ago. I been doing it so long i almost have done it in public a few times. I like the taste. Never told anyone except on here.

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I got her to periodically send me nudes pre/post birth because her already perfect tits swelled up and turned that amazing brown color that i adore and she loved the attention of her (im)possible baby daddy.

>kids came out white and ugly as fuck like her current fat italian bf
>me being a tall tan native
>kek all the home when she realizes it aint mine

I have been collecting pictures of women I know in person for around 15 years. Everything from creep shots, some family member saves, actual wins, facebook rips, and anything inbetween. I even have pictures saved from the Myspace era and creeps I took on my very first cellphone. I mainly only get a thrill from it if I know the person. I have roughly 400-500+ folders neatly organized by name on an old laptop that barely works anymore. Some folders have as few as 2 pictures while others have upwards of thousands. In total, I have over 150,000 pictures on the computer and 1,900 on my phone as of now. Roughly 2-3 times a year, I transfer them to the laptop and start all over. Maybe half of them I haven't and probably never will masturbate to, but collecting the pictures is somehow exciting. Otherwise, as far as everyone I have pervertedly stored on a computer is concerned, I am a well liked and active member in my small town community working toward becoming a high school teacher.

I was caught once by a girlfriend that saw a folder I hadn't hidden on my desktop yet, once by my mother that found my disk copies made because of the girlfriend seeing that folder, and once while taking the pictures by a male friend seeing me do it, but I always talked my way out of the situation and it's long been forgotten.

Low 20s and preteen

when i was 12 i was at a brthday party/sleepover. i was a horny kid back then and after spending all day watching girls in swimsuits and tight clothes i had to masturbate. the boys were sharing one side of the garden and we had sleeping bags. i started goint at it under the sleeping back...

I've got quite a large stash of nudes of local girls. Been browsing Cred Forums since 2012 and I never saw a single one of them was ever uploaded here. That's weird, because I think I'm not the only guy in town to have them. Also, I never uploaded them anywhere, other people may have. Then, why didn't they show up on Cred Forums?

Im the same way but usually just smel

Im a pathetic cuckold. My wife entertains me by once a year findinga guy to fuck and letting me watch

Time to transfer that data, my friend. Samsung has a ssd that comes with a data migration app to completely copy all you data without data loss. Stop using that old platter drive

I smell them too, then eat. I like the ones that stink. They are kind of tangy.

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and my friend next to me woke up and told me to stop. i just kept going and he put his hand on my dick to interrupt me. the he continued to jerk me off until i came all over his hand.

The shota scene aint for me unless its shota getting some mature female action. Share your stories for the bros that do tho

I made out with my cousin when I was 12 and she was 13. I haven't seen her since, but I wonder if she still remembers.

aw fuck dude really? wtf, seriously..

It's a Mac OS X, one of the near last models before they quit making them. I actually tried booting it up the other day and it didn't even give me a whimper. It has a non removable battery/hard drive, so I either have to find a friend that can figure it out or live with the fact that I need to update that paragraph to say "doesn't work." Bummer because it has some seriously amazing stuff.

Nice.

Quite a few "straight" guys do this. I've seen a guy on grindr who was dating a girl I worked with at the time.

Was it one of the older ones with the drive soldered to the board??

If its OS X in a macbook pro from 2008-2013 you can bet your sweet ass a computer tech can revive that shit

Also, the drives and batteries are removable, just recently cloned a 2013 mac book prop onto a 1tb ssd

Nice.

My English Teacher gave a guy in my class a blowjob when we were in year 9 (so he was 14). She had a reputation for sleeping with students and other members of staff, and used to dress in slightly slutty outfits (eg wearing a thin white dress over black lace underwear).

My sixth form chemistry teacher was also sleeping with a girl in our class. He was reasonably good looking and kind of flirty generally, but with her it was very obvious. She was blonde and had big tits, but wasnt that hot, really.

Also, I think one of the physics teachers was butt fucking a cute blonde twink guy in my brother's class. I dont have any evidence of that one though.

Bullshit.

ive been posting my gf on chatpic under the guise of my ex's daughter

Yes
Bought it in 2010, transferred all pictures to it, and used it only for that after I got a pc.
They say all over not to remove them. I took the bottom off to look at it and almost everything under there is screwed in tight or connected with various wires. No idea what to actually do with it, so I left it alone.

I am bored.
It's a secret Because I have no friends...

Yeah, most unmarried highschool male teachers are fucking at least 1 student. Can't tell you how many of my females friend admitted to fucking a teacher after I told them about hooking up with mine (a few years later of course). My cousin fucked her history teacher from 10th grade until she graduated. Female teachers are a lot harder to pry, but most will do it if you work hard enough.

It is very odd how people see "straight" "gay" "bi" etc as a group identity instead of a descriptor.
If you wanna fuck guys and girls, you're bi, why be weird about it and insist on straightness? It's not like the rest of the world really gives a shit who you wanna fuck, at least the developed world.

Have my first gf, been dating for 2 weeks, kissed once, she fell asleep after school on friday while we were hanging out on her bed and I sniffed her butt and jerked. Came harder than i ever have in my life

Do your parents know you're on Cred Forums, kiddo?

Be me
> Mate opens up and tells me how hot my wife is and that I'm punching above my weight.
>Every times he's round he's obviously drooling over her, also sends me the pics she puts up on social media saying that he likes her tits/ass or legs.
>We're having a drinking session, he asks me do I mind him talking about her like that. I say no to see where this is all going. He then spends the rest of the night explaining all the things under the sun he would do to her, how he dreams of her and faps all day to her.
>He asks to see any slutty pics of her, I show him a couple. No nudes just hot or slutty ones.
>I send him one of them, later I get replays for him with her pic on a tablet and cum all over the display. Followed by her and his cock.
> These interactions continued over the course of a year.
>Now he has all her pics, vids now and has cum to all of them apparently.
>His phone background, desktop and tablet backgrounds all just pics or collages of her nudes
>When he's over he just rubs or faps over her.
> She knows somethings is up, and has expressed that she would never fuck him and is a bit of an ugly bugger as well.
> I told her though that she should fuck around with him and wear better looking clothes. So she wears no bra when he's over and removes her owners when wearing a robe,skirt etc
>She now winds up him all the time.

What's the next step after this?

Do yours faggot

>guy relates losing V card

>Do your parents know you're on Cred Forums, kiddo?

This is Cred Forums. The hard-to-believe bit is having sex, not being a virgin.

Best man fucked my wife on our wedding night cuz I was too drunk to move.

Fucked an employees gf and he found out about it.
Fucked her again so he could keep his job less than a year later.
Felt like the best boss ever.

Got molested by two of my cousins for 4 years, it stoped when one of them got snitched on by his sister

Wouldn't it be better to fuck her good?

I have sex in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation.

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he knows he cant fuck good at all

Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars on the road I don't signal before changing lanes

Cam chat fapper reporting in

hahahahahahaha... someone hasnt googled female teachers.. they cant stop fucking teen boys

I reported my ex (also, neighbour) to the ATO (IRS in Aussie) for tax evasion.

She got bodied.

Fine, back taxes payable, criminal record.

I did it because she fucked me over, and revenge makes me feel better

I got my step brother sent to prison and the incident caused our parents divorce. I was 15 he was 17 and we got into an argument. I don’t even remember what. But we went from screaming to pushing each other. He pushed me down and when I got up I grabbed the closest thing to me and threw it at him as hard as I could. It turned out to be scissors and they hit him point first in the groin. One testicle was hit and almost cut in half internally and the other blade went through the middle of his scrotum. He panicked and pulled them out but closed them at the same time and cut his left testicle completely in half and cut his sack open. When he saw his testicle fall out of his sack he fainted. I called an ambulance and he got to the hospital in time to save his life but his testicle wasn’t salvageable. Eventually police got involved so I said he tried to rape me. My dad believed me and his mom believed him. Unfortunately for him the cops and court also believed me and he got 4 years in prison and sex offenders registry for life. I’ve always wanted to tell him I’m sorry and even tracked him down online but I’m to chicken to contact him.

Dude... what the fuck that’s way too dark

I'd love to fuck my nieces, a couple in particular. ..

When I was 9 I was a private webcam boy for three middle aged men and a woman. We got to chatting over msn through a forum. The woman I'd cam with most often, she'd talk to me about sex. Send me porn. Tease me. Until eventually we went onto the webcam and started masturbating to each other. My young diamond hard cock would cum in minutes. Recover in one. And then go back at it. The hornier she got the more authoritave she turned. Telling me how to stand, what to show. What to tell her. It was so hot and I admitted this to her. If I would be interested in doing the same for a friend. Which later turned to three. I was their private online toy. A girly skinny boy. And loved every minute of it. If I could go back in time I'd do it again and even in real life too. Loved being a lust object. Therapists sometimes are alert when I neutrally tell them what happened. But it was never a trauma. It was the best sex ed you could hope for. KIK Adventurestogo. I love talking about things that happened in that period as well as other sexually explorative things. Shoot me a message, and if you're perving on this story. I know and I kind of want you to.

When I was 13 I participated in a gang rape. I was visiting my family in Honduras. Mostly hanging out with my older cousin who was 16. We were hanging out with his friends and of course sex came up. They asked if I was a virgin and I tried to lie and say I wasn’t but they didn’t believe me and called me out on it. Then my cousin said he was gonna get me pussy before I went home. He and and his friends discussed who they should ask to take my cherry and they eventually settle on a 12yr old girl named yesinya because some of them had bought sex from her already a few times. But when we go ask today she’s not in the mood and says no. My cousin starts smacking her and yelling and she kicked him in the balls. That’s when his friends grabbed her when she tried to run. When my cousin got up he told his friends to hold her down. He tore her clothes off and raped her right in front of me. I was shocked as I’d never seen him like this since I only visited every few years. They wanted me to go next but I was fear limp so his friends took turns. By the end I did have a boner and they really weren’t giving me much of a choice. They said I had to or they’d beat me to. So I just pulled down my pants and stuck my dick in her. It didn’t take long before I felt myself about to cum. They all pulled out and came on her but I couldn’t pull my dick out. My hips just mashed my dick into her and I came in her. They laughed and made fun of me saying I was probably a dad now to. And we all ran away laughing back to his house. I pretended to be tough and act like it was great but I’d never felt more regret in my life. I spent years losing sleep over what I did and only started to let it go in my late 20s.

have a kik or wickr?

Continue
Ages?
When and how did it start?

how old is she? pics?

based af.

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Nope sry

The 2 best are 9 &12. They are cute as fuck but have never done anything sexual them and probably never will. Preferably it would be consensual

Your age?

19

Any other nieces you wanna fuck? Ages? More likely to try wit others?

bmmmmmmpppppppp

I have 4 more nieces, would gladly fuck any of them equally. 2 of them have pretty religious parents so they are pretty sheltered when it comes to sex stuff. They are 13 & 15.

Chris?

Jesus?

I was groomed at a young age by someone who I thought was very important to me. Only my group of "friends" know this and in many ways I regret telling them. It also makes it very hard to trust anybody in general which sucks because I do want friends. I don't even know why I'm posting this here because some of those people use Cred Forums and probably browse Cred Forums.

Who were they to you? How far did they go?

They were honestly the only person I ever trusted, I grew up in a very bad family, a lot of abuse and such. That person was the first friend I really had and eventually we started dating. Admittedly it was never extremely bad I guess because it all happened online instead of IRL, but he did do a lot of sexual stuff on video calls. I was really stupid not to cut contact with them honestly. For understanding I was 12-14 through all this while he was 18-20.

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I want to see my Bbw slut passed around and used like a cumdump

I had a little girl I was grooming for sex and breeding that I never got to close the deal with. Now all I have is memories that I dump into threads like this periodically since theres no other place to vent about them without exposing myself

Story?

The short version is I picked up a 9 year old with extremely lax supervision thanks to her druggie mom that I could sneak into my quite comfy backroom. She was attention starved and loved the idea of me making her a mommy when she got old enough. The living situation collapsed and my dreams are dashed now though

straightforward for data recovery,even if repair isn’t cost effective.

if you have a friend you trust with this kind of information at all who knows computer, they can do it. if not, there are people near you who will do it no questions asked.

Straight women don't like bi guys. How are you going to take him seriously during sex when you know he likes it up the butt too? Besides, taking creampies from bi guys is how you get HIV.

Wtf? Go suck dick for money like everyone else your age. Youth is wasted on the young who don't umderstand to cash in on it.

my name.is starboy i know the secrets of the universe

>Honduras

Of course. Nonwhites are subhuman animals.

Are they the ones who died in a car crash?

how often do you see them?
do they wear skirts or something?
which ones actually like you?
are two younger ones also "sheltered when it comes to sex stuff" ?
do they idk sit on/in your lap or something?

Storytime.

well its a secret, if I told you id go too prison for 20 years, it wasn't murder.

consensual murder

#AlcoholicProblems

No this one was tons of folks living in a white trash ghetto and the girl was a neglected middle child.

no, when I was 9yo I raped a 40yo man in the bath on camera so I created cp, and raped someone.

I also raped a 14yo chick repeatedly when I was 6yo and 7yo

how big was your dick?

It is archived. archived.moe/b/search/text/Clem/

>losing V card
Fapping... Wut??

top 10% of dudes my age, it was measured by a chick school nurse I tried too rape when I was 7yo, she measured my boner.

>top 10% of dudes my age,
which was like what?
i doubt that there's penis size distribution broken by age

I cant remember the exact size, weird of you too ask, are you some kind of internet pervert? im sure they have stats of boy penis sizes you can look up.

>i can read people's minds
some times i can see celebrities secrets

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Do you like synth music?

just curious

was the 14yo your sister or babysitter?
has she actually felt anything?
like how did it all happen?

>Straight women don't like bi guys
Depends on the woman

How'd they believe it without evidence?

Is he pubescent?

I stole pic related and never got caught

>What's the next step after this?

She divorce-rapes you, gets your money, your house, your dog, and marries him.

Also, she took the dog only to have him murderingly suppressed.

ATO (IRS in Aussie) also felt better.

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It does, but it's not an unfair thing to say. The most annoying one I had was a mostly straight gf who was paranoid about me cheating on her with men, while at the same time admitting that she fantasized about being seduced by a dyke she worked with.

Typical woman logic lol

Not him, but boys in the early part of puberty tend to be pretty shy about their bodies. When we first had to take showers after sports, everyone covered their bodies with their hands and tried not to be seen looking at each other.

Indeed. It also annoys me the amount of women who are more than willing to sleep with women, but insist that they're straight. I work with one woman who openly talk about fantasizing about women, and who said she want's a girlfriend, but refuses to say she's bi, and another one who said "I don't identify as bi or lesbians but there are women I would shag".

Men can be just as bad for that though, but they are more discreet with the gay sex, usually.

This happened to me when I was really young up until my pubescent years I am the youngest son in my family with 2 older sisters and an older brother who already had filled other bedrooms in my house so I slept with my parents til about the age of 16.

The first night I remember it happening is when I wasn't asleep and the bed was rocking back and forth my mother slept next to me so I tried turning round to see what was going on but she held my shoulder so that I couldn't turn I remember being so scared because I couldn't turn around and I didn't know what was happening.

When I got older I realised what was going on so I tried being sneaky and pretending to be asleep and moving over but never really got to watch.

As I look back it was so hot hearing my dad rail my mum rocking the bed and me being so close I could smell my mum's pussy and hear her soft moans

when I was 10 my mother's boyfriend ate me out several times. eventually he felt guilty and confessed to her, but when she asked me about it I denied it cause I wanted it to continue. she still kicked him out. I regularly fantasize about him still.

Sometimes I bump threads

I'm addicted to trading my wife's nudes with other married guys

I think every guy on the planet shares this secret

I'm 28 and I still jerk off at least once a day, I thought I'd grow out of it but apparently not.

I am not Spartacus

He's dead

My wife is older than my grandparents.

How old is she and you? How did you meet?

Also nice trips.

68, and we met when she hired me to walk her dogs for her.

I caught my half brother and half sister fucking when they were kids, and they found our parent porno and personal sextape collection. they had also been caught peeping on our parents dozens of times. they were fucking in the living room bareass naked with the tv on full blast with a video of our parent fucking playing.

they told my parents that i was jerking off to the videos and tried to fuck them to get me beaten and thrown out of the house and cover for them being caught. then it came out that my sister got pregnant by our brother, and our parents found the tapes my brother and sister made.

I was living at my friends folks house then when they came by expecting me to tell me this, after not talking to me for 2 years. i told them all to open their veins in the bathtub and never talk to me ever again. haven't talked to them in years now. I did find out my brother is in prison for meth, and my sister has had like 7 kids with different men all in foster care and like a dozen abortions. i have restraining orders on all of them.

Just fucking kill him at this point man. You'd be doing him a service for ruining his life at this point man fuck.

My gfs best friend left a pair of leggings that she changed out of at her house and I sniffed them and blew my load for days

My ex cheated on me, so I made an xhamster with all of her pictures and some vids that have racked up thousands of views

post

I sometimes browse/b/

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What’s your age difference with her? How is it dating someone that old?

I can kind of relate. I've had some big discussions on this with my wife. She's all for gay rights, knows I'm bi, and thinks I just like having a warm mouth to stick my dick in regardless of gender. She's more or less implied she'd be less okay with me being bi if I were a bottom... she just wants an alpha husband. And she's on meds that lower her sex drive, so she lets me get with guys on grindr to give me blowjobs, and in her mind I'm less likely to leave her then since I can freely do that, and no relationship drama with girls.

In reality though I love penis - I only meet guys with the intent of giving them a blowjob or or being the bottom. Sometimes I wear my wife's panties, and sometimes I'm more of a sub and it's a domination/submission thing.

Just buy a van and concert it into a tiny house. Lots of diy videos and stuff on YouTube. And you can basically always park if for free at a Walmart.

My cousin took my virginity out of pity and we fucked a few times after. She hates the fact it happened now and avoids me at family meetings but it was totally worth it.

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send pic of her

Pic in the post is her

I was a part of a train that ran through my crush at a party. She has no clue to this day what happened that night but it somehow ended up with us dating.

I sent snaps of my gf to my mate while having sex. He likes it.

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So, you drunk/drug gang raped her and dated her afterwards. Holy shit, user! Not sure if that's hot or disgusting.

I molested a teacher when I was eleven. Never got in trouble for it. Still regret it to this day.

Just shy of 50 years. It's pretty fucking great, not gonna lie, she's an absolute pervert and a freak.

>Me at college party
>Only there because crush’s drugged up roommate is throwing it
>Lots were consumed by most, drinks were likely spiked too.
>I am lightweight so look for place to lay down
>Open crush door (Not knowing it was hers)
>Crush is laying on the bed with 2 guys
>Her eyes are open but can tell lights aren’t on behind them
>Both guys are grabbing her as she laughs
>They invite me to join
>I Immediately say yes
>We strip her
>See her nude, fantasy fulfilled
>Guy one starts to fuck her as we watch
>I was the third guy to join in
>Double teamed her for a bit before I had her to myself
>Cum on her tits
>Word got out at the party, more guys were queued up after me (including her roommate)
>She takes about 12-15 dicks that night
>I went back for seconds after the party died
>She was more with it this time
>She let me fuck her as she thought I was helping her to bed and stay the night
>She wakes up next morning unaware how many guys fucked her
>We became close from that morning onwards and begin fucking more then dating
>She has no clue what happened to this day
>Still joke about that night with the other guys

Hot for me haha

I had to help my 11yo niece bathe/shower several times and it was honestly pretty fun

Everyone has that one girl they knew growing up thats hot as hell and way out your league.
> I've got a huge folder on her, it's got everything from, fake nudes, fake cum shots etc.
> The gf finds it and is not happy, damands for it to be deleted.
> Form then on she brings her up most times while fucking.
> Initially it was all questions about her, why I think she's hot etc
> Now it's " fuck me like you'd fuck her" and " Say her name when you cum"
> I've told her it's a little weird but she likes now rough and hard I am with her when I think about the other girl.

Get cucked I guess. What the fuck did you think you were setting up? Even if a threesome happens if hes even one iota better than you in bed shes gonna stop fucking you over time for him, dumbass.

Roll with it user. See if she’ll dress up like your fantasy girl.

my gf keeps me pegged all the time

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me and my older brother have been fucking casually for the past couple of years. no love, just casual fucking whenever we get horny.

I'm gonna move in with him when he gets a place, so we don't have to sneak around.

I believe this is as far as it'll get.
She thinks he's a poor ugly bugger.

Yeah she's kinda done that a couple times and its kinda hot.

Change her hair color or get a wig?

Good shout

I’m 38 try to fuck my wife 1-4 times a week. I still need to rub one out 3-4 times a day.

Link ?

Mein gott

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Women go through those kinks from time to time. Wife jerked me off and tributed the pics of my ex she found.

This has to be bait. Regardless it's still believable, thank for yet another example of why to avoid women at all costs

Diego ???

cierto amigo

wut is donuts?

braapp

I just started uni for the first time a couple months ago, but I really want to ride a couple of my professors cocks. I go to their office hours every week, but it's too cold to wear slutty clothes yet..

Accidental slutty always gets me to want more than skankware.

sounds like someone needs summer school

What do you mean?
Good idea

>What do you mean?
One of my students pulled off her sweatshirt over her head and her shirt got caught up in it. Got a good glimpse of her tiny braless tits before she was able to yank it back down. Another kneeled on her chair and bent over the table in front of me. Her low rise jeans nearly allowed her asshole to wink at me. Otherwise I really like anything that lets me get a peek without being blatant about it.

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Go to a college dormitory. You find plenty of subhumans who are white. Natural habitat of the elusive neckbeards

ew no don’t do that

I've been sharing nudes of my ex girlfriend for like 15 years... Safe to say she's a webslut now. You've probably seen her, pale skin, pink nipples, cute face. Old crappy quality pics lol one with her shirt being lifted up in a mirror is very popular

I feel kinda bad tbh but still get off

ive seen my buddies wife posted occasionally on here and now can only get off to her

>pale skin, pink nipples, cute face
not like there's a thousand of those. pics or youre lying

When I was in my mid teens, my father was slowly remodeling the bathroom, including moving the heating vent from the flor under the sink to the wall (so he could install a vanity). for 6 months or so, the hole was left, with just a loose piece of plywood over it. AT the time, I was sleeping in the basement room right under the bathroom. When I knew my mom was going to take a shower, I would move the board a bit to leave a crack. Usually shwould adjust it back, but I just moved it back a bit. I saw her masturbating many times. She wasnt very hot or anything, but for a 14 yr old virgin, it was diamonds. Way before cel phone camera, otherwise I'd so have video of it.

I'm secretly bi and plan on becoming my bestie's cumdump when we move into an apt together. He has no clue.. or does he?

Pic related, my sissy butt (:

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What backwater country did your genetic line crawl out of?

I like niggers

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Il brigadiere Pasquale Zagaria ama la mamma e la polizia.

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My GF had me microchipped to mark me as her property.

I’m guessing you saved the pics. care to share?

Posted in one yesterday but I worked (on camera) for a mature porn website while I was at university.

You’re right, you’ll never smell the same way again lol

Good puppy

Fuck yeah I made Quads!!!!

fuck off FBI with your daily secrets thread

I try. I really try.

My mom would walk around naked. Huge bush floppin ass titties when I was 14. Fuckin gross

Yeah. Years later, its a bit gross. my mom would wear a night gown and nothing else. got beaver shots all the time. guh. tho to the teen me, it was the only pussy I saw til I was 19.

I will say, she would masturbate like a champ. stand at the sink and cum 3-4 times after a shower.

My wife circumcised me the morning after our wedding night.

lol my mom and big sister are the same way. my fam way too comfortable around each other with no man around