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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

Why through a straw?

Fuck

man gotta succ something i guess

Because I hate California

Beat me to it

>A recent analysis of entropy states, "The entropy of a general gravitational field is still not known", and, "gravitational entropy is difficult to quantify". The analysis considers several possible assumptions that would be needed for estimates and suggests that the observable universe has more entropy than previously thought. This is because the analysis concludes that supermassive black holes are the largest contributor. Lee Smolin goes further: "It has long been known that gravity is important for keeping the universe out of thermal equilibrium. Gravitationally bound systems have negative specific heat—that is, the velocities of their components increase when energy is removed. ... Such a system does not evolve toward a homogeneous equilibrium state. Instead it becomes increasingly structured and heterogeneous as it fragments into subsystems."

somehow I knew this would be the first post

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>Max Planck wrote that the phrase "entropy of the universe" has no meaning because it admits of no accurate definition. More recently, Walter Grandy writes: "It is rather presumptuous to speak of the entropy of a universe about which we still understand so little, and we wonder how one might define thermodynamic entropy for a universe and its major constituents that have never been in equilibrium in their entire existence." According to Tisza: "If an isolated system is not in equilibrium, we cannot associate an entropy with it." Buchdahl writes of "the entirely unjustifiable assumption that the universe can be treated as a closed thermodynamic system". According to Gallavotti: "... there is no universally accepted notion of entropy for systems out of equilibrium, even when in a stationary state." Discussing the question of entropy for non-equilibrium states in general, Lieb and Yngvason express their opinion as follows: "Despite the fact that most physicists believe in such a nonequilibrium entropy, it has so far proved impossible to define it in a clearly satisfactory way." In Landsberg's opinion: "The third misconception is that thermodynamics, and in particular, the concept of entropy, can without further enquiry be applied to the whole universe. ... These questions have a certain fascination, but the answers are speculations, and lie beyond the scope of this book."

Way to go baboo now all these dumb ass numbers are gonna be in the letter

no thanks

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So first of all we have to explain how hitler was a dolphin. the Idea is in itself wrong, since hitler wasnt a dolphin, but dolphins are actually Hitler. How do I know that? heres the evidence:

No one has ever seen a dolphin before 1889. Seriously You could ask anyone.

Dolphins love to do drugs. They sniff pufferfish all the time. Hitler was also a heavy drug user and even prescribed meth to his soldiers.

no one has ever seen Hitler and dolphins in the same room together. thats because Dolphin is Hitler.

No one has ever seen two dolphins in one room together either. thats because there is just one dolphin and thats Hitler.

When Hitler "shot himself" he actually just left his mortal vessel behind (his human form) and transformed into a dolphin and swam away in the spree (thats the river that flows through Berlin)morgenpost.de/bezi rke/rein ickendorf/article211551815/Ein-Pottwal-auf-der-Spree-mit-der-Moby-Dick-nach -Mitte.htmlIn this article you can read that whales have been spotted in the spree multiple times since then.

Hitler "shot" himself with a "Walther PPK 7.65". Now if we change every letter to is correspondent number and the other way around we get 23112208518161611GFE. If we add all those numbers together we get 49 GFE. if we now change "GFE" back to numbers we get 49765 anf if we count all that together as well we get 31. If we take away the 3 (because who needs it anyway) we get 1. Now what is the 1st letter of the alphabet? A! what is hitlers 1st Name? Adolf! what happens when we take away the 1st letter of the alphabet that is also the 1st letter of hitlers 1st name? We are left with DOLF!!!!! OR MORE LIKE DOLFIN!!! THE PROOF IS OBVIOUS!!!! DOLPHINS ARE HITLER!!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!

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