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why do pastors molest kids?

What is it that you do to milk that makes it safe to drink?

Pastorize?

Why don't I have a soul

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how many boys have you molested?

When you knew you were a pedophile, did you consider any other career options?

how do you keep your victims from telling on you?

Will my local Church give me refuge and protect me from the Federal Agents if I've just slaughtered 18 people and am wearing their skin? Asking for a friend.

Your friend sounds based and redpilled.

Do you think Abraham was real or an idealistic figurehead to whom was attributed legends?

If you think he was real, do you think he might have been a member of the Hyksos, since he was a Semitic guy bouncing back and forth from the Levant to Egypt?

When did you realize op is always a fag?

Why won't God heal amputees?

The sin that they haven't given to God. It's sad, especially for the the kid that confided in someone who they trust.

We all do my brother.

Proverbs 3:5-6

5 Trust in the Lord with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
6 In all your ways acknowledge Him,
And He shall direct your paths.

Sin is breaking the law. If the church allows a thing to take place they are also partakes of said sin.

Ephisians 5:7

Therefore do not be partakers with them.

I would suggest worrying about if you are saved or not.

Be of good cheer, for the lord will give us a new body in heaven!

Isiah 35:6

Then the lame shall leap like a deer, And the tongue of the dumb sing. For waters shall burst forth in the wilderness, And streams in the desert.

If the lame man will run, then the person without a limb will receive one in heaven!

From scripture Jesus talks about Abraham. So yes he is real.

John 8:56-58
Your father Abraham rejoiced to see My day, and he saw it and was glad.”

57 Then the Jews said to Him, “You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?”

58 Jesus said to them, “Most assuredly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I AM.”


As to the 2nd question. I have no idea. You have to get into alot of genealogy behind it all. Intresting none the less and I would have to do more research before I give an answer.

Why don't we call Cyrus the Great "Cyrus Christ", since he was "anointed by God" in Isaiah 45?

John 14:13-14

>Whatever you ask in my name, this I will do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask me anything in my name, I will do it.

So why has no amputee that has prayed for healing in Jesus' name been healed?

Because Cyrus was anointed for a specific task. Not taking the sins of the world like Jesus.

We all can be anointed by God for the task he has called us for, but it's a matter of denying ourselves, our carnal and sin desires to follow Jesus.

Luke 9:23

Then He said to them all, “If anyone desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow Me.

why don't you get a real job? you'd be doing more to help the world than sponging off others.

There's a lot that goes unwritten in the Bible and since you happen to know that history is written by the winners, what are your thoughts on this?
A miracle is in my opinion undocumented science. Everything has at least one method if you can think of it. What is a miracle to you?
You must be wondering about the good miracle Jesus did. My thoughts on this is that they were cannibals and ate eachother. In concrete context, how do you believe he did it if I should be mistaken?

Why do you hate Jews?

Where are the flying saucers and lizard people?

Because you're high on something...
A true pastor doesn't hate anyone because he dedicates his life to god.

Why are you a "pastor" and not an ordained priest? Some cat could be a pastor.

I do not ask for money and I don't even get paid. People are already broken in one form or another. Shame on a person that takes advantage of another, financial or anything else.

Christ in the answer.

Acts 3:6

Then Peter said, “Silver and gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, rise up and walk.”

What's your favorite song?

Anyone could be a pastor or a priest. They were originally the ones that spread the message of JC.

That's not an answer sir.

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What about dem gays? How do we abort dem?

You're wondering about the blind man miracle. His eyes were white of a maggot that forced his eyes to look at sunlight. That warmed the blood. Jesus spat on the ground and the soil with the spit was put into his eyes. He rubbed it and the dirt destroyed the white membrane of the eyes. He wasn't really blind. He saw blurry.

1. I agree with the first part, history is written by the Victors. when the bible was written the main premise was rejoice in suffering. Written to a persecuted church and people who followed christ. In no way were they victors. They only victory they rejoiced in was being martyred and believing in the salvation power of Jesus!

2. On the cannibal thing. Jesus said this is my body do this in remembrance. Remembrance is the key word. Not to be taken literal, but they description on how his body was going to be broken and the blood was to be shed on the cross.

Luke 22:19

And He took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is My body which is given for you; do this in remembrance of Me.”

You didn't even ask!

I'll answer for him, if you want to be an American pastor you need to be able to sell shit. If you can sell a car, you are overqualified to sell jesus.

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Who were in control of the scriptures after that the Jews were driven away from Rome? Why were the Jews driven away from Rome?
There's a lot of loopholes in the story.
I see you don't want to interpret literally but yet you don't believe in Genesis?
How is this strong faith?
There is no faith in the church anymore!

If you look back on every ancient civilization that had lizard people or flying saucers. They had human sacrifice as a main premise. Its which craft and demonic rituals..

In the bible. Their was a culture that worshiped a god called "baal". They sacrificed children and cut themselfs for rituals.

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You priests hate God with all your might! You constantly doubt and question his decisions. You're all atheists and have weak faith!
Look up to the scientists who don't speak from the mouth but do with their hands. They drive everything forward and only faith holds them back.

Well in all honesty the title of pastor or priest means absolutely nothing... and I mean it in this sense, that you can know the bible, but not know the God of the bible.

In 2 Timothy 3

It talks about people having a form of godliness, but denying the power of Christ.

I have the title "pastor", but in all honesty i just follow Christ

This is strong faith, to not laugh at my posts and take them seriously.
Attila rewrote the Bible.

Hmmm Christian or non-Christian?

Do not follow Christ who you think is god. Follow the god that you know is god!

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If God is not okay with abortion then why is he okay with ivf and all that test tube baby stuff?

mac n cheese.
Fucking cholesterol booster.
You realise cardiovascular diseases are the #1 cause of mortality in the western world?

Grow up nigga

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I follow the God who is God

Jesus Is The Great I AM

And they were all full of shit. Flying saucers and lizard people are full of crap.

Do not follow anyone that claim to speak in his name! The mouth of man can be deceiving and treacherous. Listen to your heart. Magic is all around and so are miracles. Miracles all have their methods!

Do you want to lose weight?
Eat your own shit over and over again!
The gut bacteria in the shit makes them attack the body itsself. The bacteria will break into the fat layer and break it down into water and carbon dioxide.

Ask for a miracle and receive it!

Cut your flesh and worship Satan, pussy christcuck.

Im just a human being so doing really affiliate myself. There are some beautiful churches and temples even in NYC. They're all cool to chill out in sometimes.

That's self defeating. Given Satan then it was created by God in the first place.

Do you feel unclean in your soul? Drink alcohol!

Does your pussy smell?
Apply wine or vodka on it and inside it.
The alcohol floods the bacteria causing the smell and kill them off by excessive amounts of oxygen addition.

Do you want to grow in height? Eat your own cum! The leftover proteins of the body are stored in cum and this feedback eventually causes the balls to stop producing sperm. You will then begin to grow again. Eat your own shit for accelerated effect. Shit eating and piss drinking was the only way to survive back in the days.

Is it a sin to brag and lie?

THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU

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Who cares, have some fun in life.

It's a sin to brag, because that carries a notion of Pride my friend.

To shrink in height as a female, you need to eat your own period blood and shit +drink only your own piss.
The feedback of excess molecules cause the bacteria of the gut to harden and improve metabolism.

Fact of the matter is that some people are complete and total morons, reality isn't bragging.

Humblebragging is a sin!
Call yourself a god and so does everyone else!

Sorry. You asked which song I liked and i asked Christian or nonchrisitan.

What kind of music do you like?

English and American.
For instance Clash and Talking Heads.

That's dope! Never been to NYC, I would love to visit soon since i have family out there

It used to be a lot cooler than it is now, I hate to say it but it's pretty much worthless now. It's not worth visiting.

Water to wine miracle?
He let the grapes grow sour.
It's easy.
He shaked the bowl of water with the broken grapes in it. Accelerated molecular breathing.

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Wasn't a huge Talking heads fan back then. It was interesting non the less the way they composed their music.

I really enjoyed the clash though!

Who am I and why do I see as I am?

That bad huh? Lol... same with California honestly. It's nice don't get me wrong, but not as nice!

The Clash did a really good one at Madison Square Garden, i was just a little kid so missed that one.

Yeah it's shit zone, and starting next month, the plastic bag ban. What a load of shit New York has become.

John 9:39-41

And Jesus said, “For judgment I have come into this world, that those who do not see may see, and that those who see may be made blind.”

40 Then some of the Pharisees who were with Him heard these words, and said to Him, “Are we blind also?”

41 Jesus said to them, “If you were blind, you would have no sin; but now you say, ‘We see.’ Therefore your sin remains.

That would of been dope to see live!

They have the same over here, 10cents a bag adds up.. just wait till they start to ban straws lol

Just when I think something in NY is stupid, it gets even stupider. The bullshit never fails to surprise me.

haha, I think they banned straws in California.

Yup, the straws are all gone here.. it's not crazy, but it's just inconvenient alot of the time! You never really know what you got, until it's all gone

You missed the mark my friend entirely. Sorry but you failed. You assumed instead of praying, leaning on your own knowledge of what you think you know. Same question but this time listen to what you hear in both ears. Don't get upset just listen.

That social engineering stuff is bullshit, it's coming to New York starting next month.

Just as I thought another fraud larping. You know lying is a sin...

I don't know anything and in me dwells no good thing. Read the word of God instead my friend.

What about ghouls and goblins?

You agree and are in need of Jesus for real my friend. This is no coincidence. You need an indwelling of the holy spirit. Let the great comforter dwell inside you and you'll heal sickness better than any drug. Continue this path without the holy one living in your heart and you'll end up in hell my friend. You're playing with fire.

Everyone needs the three.
God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.
Only a goofball would deny that.

Do yuu believe that the Bible is the word of God and infallible? If so, how do you reconcile this with the scientific and historical inaccuracies in the bible? As well as the Bible not being internally consistent?

Follow up question. If the Bible is not infallible nor the word of God, how can you believe what it says?

(Example: The Flood could not have happened, Adam and Eve goes against the whole field of genetics, humanity is a few hundred thousand years older than the Bible says, God stopping the Sun from moving, no historic evidence for the captivity in Egypt, the two differing creation accounts, et cetera)

Spirits are very real!
They're referring to the unseen part of humanity.

Adam and Eve were symbolic. That's literally folklore.

I Rebuke that evil spirit in the name of Jesus. False spirit, you are of your father the devil and are an accuser, be cast out into depths of hell in the name of Jesus Christ. The blood of the Lamb is upon me and you have no authority. Be cast out and tossed in to outer darkness spirit of death. Get right with God and find true repentance and stop being used of satan, you unrepentant vessel. Close that door you have allowed to be open, seriously. You are free at the very moment. So repent now.

How about ghosties?

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Ghosts are the spirits of the dead.

Ghosts are evil spirits my friend.

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Such a good song. That would of been crazy to hear them perform NYC!

If a muslim kid and a christian adult were drowning, and you could only save one person, who would you save and why?

I know, I was too young to see them live and that sucks

It's LITERALLY the Bible's account of creation. The genealogies in the Bible all go back to Adam and Eve. Jesus references them multiple times. There's nothing in the Bible to suggest this was not meant entirely seriously.

None because both have weak faith!

As much as I'd like to sometimes I can't change history

If I write to you that I'm dead, would you believe me or would you kill me?

If you're dead how can you write?
Don't be a goofball.

If I can, I would try and save both..

But that's not the question here.

So I would save the Muslim kid... for the Christian adult, as it says in the Bible, " to be absent in body, is to be present with the lord". So that Christian adult will be in heaven with Christ...but if that muslim kid died, he would of died without knowing Christ and I would love for him to know God and be in paradise.

WTF is going on with this one?
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Do not be mistaken, faith is a good thing if you have the right faith!
False belief leads astray and forces the sheep into unknown grounds where the vines will grab them and kill them. They're toxic veins that Madden the sheep and make it addicted.

You didn't understand my syllable, how can you understand English!?
Aren't all letters and numbers symbols?

Vines - veins
Sounds the same when spoken vaenes

That's why cattle > sheep. Cattle eat grass very differently then sheep, sheep just shit the place up and tear up grass. There were big ass range wars over that back in the 1800s.

Yeah, everything is the same like homosexuals, I'll leave that to you.

... cows just eat the top of the grass but sheep pull out the grass and the roots so it doesn't regrow.

What do you think of eastern philosophy and religion? is it possible to synthesize christianity and buddhism for example

Couldn't give a fuck about any of them.
Why should I?

Tetris is the first computer game. It's a time based code solving mechanism. The problem was that it glitched out and created the first random function in computer history.

I can't believe Moe passed away. What a great guy!

He didn't have a good life at all.
Both Selma and the real Marge were popped by Moe. Moe is the father of Homers wife.

Taking the virginity of more than one woman doesn't make life sustainable in an infinite perspective.

Are you aware that god isn’t real, or are you just making excuses?

You're Believing that god isn't real. You are god in a way. We all are god together. It's the same world we're all born into that makes up god as a word.

That might be space invaders

Gotcha!

To be honest, before I gave my life to Christ, I was doing alot of eastern religion. Buddhism, Shintoism, alot of new age philosophy thinking also. I was opening doors to spirits and demonic things without even knowing it. The only thing it did was confuse me in my mind and made me from the very second I woke up to the very time I went to sleep, was very heavy depression. I only found peace when I slept, and even then I was lucid dreaming and opening my self to more evil spirits...


So if I could steer you away, I would say follow Christ my brother and everything you are seeking is found in Christ.

I really can't stress this enough. Don't look into any eastern religion or philosophy. Christ is the only way to the God.

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The Clash - Full Concert - 03/08/80 - Capitol Theatre

Now hear my plea,
that bitch aint never coming back!

Anything is possible!

With the right methods of course...

Once some bitch has crossed that line she aint never coming back. Like a white chick that fucks a nigger.

I know. Maison

hahahaha like that bernie socialist getting elected

I'm here on this board is because I used to be on here alot around 2011 when I was still in high school.

I want to give you Hope. The hope that no one gave me. And let you know that the answer that you are looking for isn't found in Religion, a person, a career or anything else. It is only found in Jesus Christ.

Jesus died for you and gave himself up for you on that cross, so you can have eternal life. Trust in Christ and turn from your sinful nature that only leads to death, not only physical, but spiritually.

Think about it, and ask God genuinely, if he is truly real to show up within your life.. please.

I don't know anyone of you, but Jesus Chirst knows you by name. So much so that he gave his life for you and me.

There is hope and Jesus paid the price for us!

God Bless you guys!!

Romans 5:8

But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us

John 3:15-18

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.

18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Hahahaha

Interesting.

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Gave his life? He literally went back to heaven? Not much of a sacrifice is it especially since he came back!

So “making excuses” is what you are saying.

Yup.
Jesus/God be like;
“I will sacrifice myself, to myself, in order to save you from me damning you to hell for the arbitrary restrictions that I have placed upon you. Now worship and thank me for it!”

Why do people follow the Bible/any holy text/ when it's convenient for them

Because the other times it is inconvenient.

he died and was resurrected. Indian-gave his life for your sins

>he died and was resurrected.
And then said “I’ll be right back”...
2000 years later....still waiting