Greta thread. Why she triggers you?

Greta thread. Why she triggers you?

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I'd fuck her right in her ass.

She doesn´t. She just gives me a large amount of cringe.

A girl broke it off with me a month ago and said she just wanted to be friends, should I see how she is doing today?

Greta doesn't trigger me tbchwy

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Becoz she's ugly

she triggers a sudden blood flow to my penis.

i worship her.
we all will one day after she saves our planet from the imminent climate crisis.

She's so fucking hot I don't care if she's autistic climate activist

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africans are starving and she is eating ...

No, u loser. Fuck that bitch

Because I believe that all autistic kids should be culled

i bet that her vagina tastes like ketchup & sour cream

I figured you'd say that. I'm so lonely user.... I'm trying the dating apps and I get no matches...

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more!!

She’s the kardashian of Mother Nature and fucking useless

moar pls!

>ecause I believe that all autistic kids should be culled

Fuck you nigger

Nice nips.

Nope. Wait til you have ZERO (0) romantic feelings left before attempting any communication.

That takes more than a month for most. Any attempt at friendship before that will fail and worsen your feelings of grief and rejection.

You must have really low standards. She is a total potato

She's female.
This triggers the perma-angry, self-entitled, fedora-tipping Cred Forumstard incel.
Any female with an opinion will set 'em off.

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silence you fucking lesbian.

she will rule us all someday and you will be among those sacrificed to assure a low population to keep the earth happy.

she cute

Does the friend thing ever work out?

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Smirk, voice, fact she's celebrated for parroting her parents, no real ideas just emotions. Full-on cringe, dad needs a boot up the ass, tho he might enjoy that.

Um, what?

She’s a cutie. Just wanna kiss her on the lips.

Isnt she like 16? and hasnt hit fucking puberty

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I dislike her because I feel like she is being used as a prop by rich corporate interests who are exploiting her age and passion to hold up any dissenters as "evil". If you disagree with her you are arguing against youth, nature, and everything good in the world. There's no way to win that discussion, because there is no discussion. You are either on her side or not. It doesn't matter if 90% of the logic is childish word games without actual statistics and basically boils down to "because I said so" and "it's the current year" tier bullshit. This campaign is attacking the people who actually care and the people who tolerate that kind of open discussion, while ignoring the major issues. The people actually causing the problems (such as China and India) don't give a shit, wouldn't listen, and there is no available platform to even start such a discussion (as there is with the UN, the many environmental councils and political bodies dedicated to reform, and the freedom of press/social media enjoyed by the evil West).

I put her in the same category as the mouthbreathers who attack plastic drinking straws, inconvenience a few people, and declare moral victory. It's all just so tiring.

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he lies for money

god i wanna give those lil titties a good titfuck and finger her ass

She is 17 now.
She is vegetarian since 10 yo.
When a child don't eat meat, then her body will produce less growth hormone. That's why her body is undeveloped.

are her parents vegetarians as well?

seconded

Yes.
Greta was so depressed from climate apocalypse that she stopped eating and talking when she was 10 yo. She felt better only when her all family become vegetarian.

kek

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She should breed with Magnus Carlsen and breed super potatoes, a litter of kids that are like the fucking special forces of elite autism, with inhuman retard strength

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lemme guess, she only eats potatoes
"you are what you eat"

Magnus is a prodigy, she is a mouthpiece at best

neck made to be kissed

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>She is a total potato

>2020
>not being a potato farmer

user, are you irish?

yeah of course, he's like a human computer.
And with her potato demagogue genes, combined with his AI tier IQ, and retard strength, their children will lead us "through the red sea" to freedom

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Do you guys think her pussy is bald or bushy?

Either way I want to lick honey off of it.

Don't you just want to lick those legs like a candy cane?

god damn you are so right, i bet she smells so feminine and lovely.

Robots don't have pussies, user.

Trims the crust off bread, sperg harder greta, sperg harder....

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i'd eat her bread crust...

She has hard nipples on this pic.

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Just look at her, something is clearly wrong with her I just can't put my finger on what. Maybe some low key downs and some more high key fetal alcohol syndrome

So you actually have no opinion about climate crisis? Hating random ppl who happen to get media-coverage is more important to you?

I know you actually don't believe a word of that spiel you posted.

she doesn't trigger me. she makes me hard. I want to suck her butthole. I'm in love with her

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Literally who the fuck is this bitch, and why should I give even half a fuck about why she would "trigger" me?

Dude, this is Cred Forums - irrational, directionless hatred and anger is sort of the de rigeur 'round here.

Triggered.
So triggered.

so you spread the hate online because there is no open discussion? You struggle against rich corporate interests who want to save this planet from us? Because she is a girl, her opinions, backed up by a tremendous amount of the scientific community, are irrelevant? She has no new discoveries, she simply can't stand us not caring about what scientists are saying for decades now, not acting.
90% is a silly buzzword.
You are afraid everything you associated "the west" with, such as a priviliged standard of living, knowing no one has it better than "your people".
You are afraid of giving up an plastic straws.
You are a greedy pig.

I hate her because this is the only place I ever hear anything about her

Lmao I seriously don't know who the fuck she is but fine, I'm not about to sit here arguing with you about your weird ass butterface girl.

Yea pritty much, her ideas are no special and should be held to thesame regard as other people her age, Futher more she is a great face for environmental consumerism, aiding greedy companies by makeing it easier to sell "environmentally friendly" products, but really just making companies more money to make third world living conditions worse. She's a hypothetical member of the bourgeoisie

Now if she would just grow some tits behind them

Okay triggered boy.

She really stands out between uglies

>what scientists are saying for decades now
youtu.be/eWxrkJ8f1eE

Op didn't ask what my opinion on climate change, question was why some people don't like her. I answered. If this is confusing you, jump off a bridge and better the planet.

>Has a different opinion
>Reese.exe
>Uhh...ok w/e
>Huzzah, I have triggered this foe!

Is it hard to stand up for more than 10 seconds with all that armour on, sir Knight of the white?

Aw, poor kid. Have a (you).
It's only one I have for you though, if you want any more, you gotta put in an effort.

>"evil". If you disagree with her you are arguing against youth, nature, and everything good in the world

has any of you ever considered that we all must have one opinion somewhere in our lives that actually would follow the previous statement? that we actually hate something that is good but too ignorant to see it.

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she triggers my penis to go into an upright position

Because she's hot and didn't lost her virginity with me yet.

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Mate, the only triggered faggot I see here is you, and all because an user doesn't know who she is. I hope she sees how much you're defending her and gives you that crumb of pussy.

>N-no u!
*ftfy

She triggersme because she is only going after America & Europe for pollution, despite India & China contributing with their pollution several being times worse for the environment. And yet, Greta doesn't make speeches in those places.

Also, she's creepy looking.

But all of American pollution is in those Chinese and India factories. American businesses can’t pollute on American soil, so they move their factories to other countries. It’s a loop hole. Have you not noticed everything in America is made in China?

Later that day.

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I want to give her my mongol babies

Greta is going to be in a sex tape within 7 years.

You can take that to the bank.

You want to put money on that user? She'll have a boyfriend or partner for sure though. Beata on the other hand, she must be craving attention so maybe.

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Imagine that Greta is getting more sex than anyone in this thread.

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We should pay air/breathing tax for the government to protect the environment

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she's ugly little bitch. how dares she invade my screen time

Your standards are sky high user.

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If Greta walked into your bedroom at midnight wearing nothing but panties and a bra, and said “user, the only way to solve climate change is your dick.” You wouldn’t say no. Admit it, faggot.

got you faggot, im homosexual af, only take dick up my ass

So then you have no real way to tell if a girl is attractive or not

im very good looking

she might be ugly but she's young and looks clean and healthy

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i cant be the only one who things she has something wrong with her facial structure.

She looks kind of like she’s seven years old

Agreed. I hate her because she's the media darling/saviour who will solve our climate woes.

What hogwash (being the saviour, that is). Soy boys white knighting a little autist isn't going to do shit for our planet. Powerful leaders taking action; subsidising research and diplomacy will.

But go ahead with your circuses if it gives you something to watch while the frog gets boiled. See if it is better than taking genuine action.

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What do you mean?

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Part of her appealing to me is her accent. Why is scandinavian english accent to pleasant even if a little goofy while indian is so awful?

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This triggered my fight or flight response.

This.

Definitely FAS.

She doesn't, she makes me hard as a rock, I'd fuck her ass hard

Look at all that shit food. Vegans suck. There are no burgers, fries, tacos, pizza, pasta, etc. It's all fucking fruit and hummus and crap.

>Inb4 obese MURICAN

Yeah, at least I enjoy good food. Vegan shit is never filling or appetizing. You'd have to eat a ton of it to feel satiated. I could eat a whole tub of potato salad or chicken salad.

I don't think she's gonna eat the crust. I want to kick her in the face, I'm autistic too but I have to eat crust-wtf MOM!?!?!

For me its i hate when someone a lot younger tells me how it is and lectures me. If it was someone older id probably be less annoyed.

get off Cred Forums Greta

And it´s all wrapped in plastic

You're doing it wrong, just save her pics and use as reaction images.

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it's like shes permanently an 11 year old. She's is also retarded. Why is this not the favorite girl of /b?

Omfg that look of disappoint.

Know what's really good? Hummus on steak. Trust me

>Klimatet I am dissapoint

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OHMY GOD GRETA I AM SO SORRY

You're eating too.

Double-dubs of truth.

I dont post pics of it, that's just teasing those poor hungry africans

The lack of fat in her diet has stunned her milkers growth. She needs some milk and a cheeseburger full of hormones.

OK, Boomer.

Look at how much single use plastic is on that table. What a little hypocrite.

Yeah, that's it. She's posting those pics to tease starving Africans.
And you're probably a paragon of morality, too.

wow dude is right in saying children should not be lecturing adults about the world they know nothing about. you sir are a weak soyboi

Ehh, not triggered, but I knew she was going to disappear as soon as she popped up.

That's how most of these things seem to go; Yell, get attention, make money, disappear.

the only ones she triggers is her followers
thats kind of the whole point is telling them to get mad

I bet her autistic little moans would be magic.
Not even sure what to do with herself as she has orgasm after orgasm.

I have no fucking idea who this is.

because shes an aspie just like many 4chin neckbeards, except shes actually doing good and probably getting booty hoo’d on the regular.

she's 12

so what!

Why is everyone so infatuated with her? Did she make some sort of great discovery or is it cause she's just a dumb looking kid?

Her sister is actually the hot one. At least from the neck down.

she doesn't
but she is ugly, autistic and is like a vegan cat
her parent(s) call the shots

>autistic and
>her parent(s) call the shots
Pick one.

OK, I'll buy her a happy meal and then fuck her right in her ass

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kek

She IS.
More posts, more responses...

You clearly have no idea what her message is.
So yeah - you need to be told about the world because you clearly talk out of your ass.

No. Move on. You think any future girlfriend or wife will be cool with you hanging out with your ex?

Not true. If she was parroting her parents she'd run around slurring " hey bartender, another round".

Wut?

silence, peasant. or we'll cut your bug rations next month

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That and her face is highly unsymetrical.

Fair point. I'm on dating apps now, trying to get over her.. Not having any luck. You know anything about Bumble, Hinge, and OKC?

these are all retarded deliberate misinterpretations of what she said

Even worse when a special needs grade school dropout is lecturing adults.

So you're posting a meme created by an unknown source making false and/or unsubstantiated statements without any citation, and think you know what you're talking about?
You really do need schooling.

Her parents are drunks. She has fetal alchohol syndrome. She stopped eating when she was younger for a few years and stunted her growth. Mom and dad too pickled to notice.

You're an idiot.
Thanks for the confirmation.

No. Been married for a while. Used match back then. They work. You just need to figure out what you want and stick to it.

You met her on Match? I was thinking of trying that since people seem to be more serious on there apparently, since you pay.

Hmm, kind of sounds like you guys claiming the world will end for the last 20 years.

Not at all. I'm saying you're using shit-tier meming in an attempt to demonstrate you have knowledge. Clearly even that obvious message failed to reach you.

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There was few back then. They are all the same. People put up who they think they are or who they want to be. You just need to sift thru the bullshit if your looking for anything real.

Because 50 cm3 scooters sold in Europe must have a catalyser and electronic fuel injection, while Americans are coal running just for fun.

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I'm not the shit tiered meme poster. Just pointing out all you guys do is throw memes back and forth. Your pic included. It boggles my mind that in this age we even have this argument. I blame Alex Jones and his type for most.

So just be extremely honest in my profile? I'm already been pretty transparent in there... It seems like a lot of the girls have almost nothing in theirs...

This is Cred Forums, not an academic or scientific meeting or conference. Memes are at the operating limit of most Cred Forumstards' brains.
And the reason for why we have these meme wars? Fossil fuel industry propaganda. Pic related. You have to call out the lies.

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I was honest. Also honest in what I was and wasn't looking for. Not sure your she but be careful. Girls nearing 30 with no kids can't hear themselves think over the loud biological clock ticking noises. Don't trust them with the birth control. Some people don't put a lot. You don't want to put everything in there . But my take us you read theirs, they read yours and if it sounds good you go on a date. It's the one on one where you get to really know them. And don't talk about your ex.

>Why she triggers you?
she won't post nudes!!!!!!!!!!

need feet pics please

I agree but I also see politicians using that for the carbon tax money grab bullshit that won't address anything. Face it , we really are fucked. China and India won't cooperate, they just busted China for dumping chlorofluorocarbons back in the atmosphere . No fucks where given.

suck those little puffys

want to nut all over her cute face.

roll her over into doggy position and POUND, POUND, POUND until all the CO2 was gone and the earth was safe again.

>I'd fuck her ass hard
reduces carbon footprint.

her tiny mouth, even my little dick would fill it up.

>I'd fuck her right in her ass.
>she's 12
anons please, I can only get so erect!!!!

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As screwed as we are, I don't think giving up is the right choice either. The US has for a century been a world leader, and this is an issue it needs to lead on.If we don't do it, China and developing nations most certainly won't. We have to lead by example.

Those titties!!!!!!!!!!!

"There ain't nuthin' betta then a gal like Greta!"

Yeah and I don't want kids :/ So, I'm basically fucked.

I heard that to help save the environment, Greta doesn't wipe after going to the bathroom.

fat

Greta is a rancid little hobgoblin that is in desperate need of a good bare-bottom spanking!

> burgers, fries, tacos, pizza, pasta

Imagine actually think this is good food

youtu.be/Co3dWjHqmxI

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I hear vegan farts are especially stinky. I'd like to sniff Greta's right from the source

>I hear vegan farts
be hard for her farts to squeeze around my cock to get out, if you know what I mean user.

Got to love pigtails

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No time to explain!

I hate women and science.

I fully expect for it to turn out that here dad has been banging her ass for the last 2 years.

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She needs to be hit in the jaw with a lump hammer, enough said.

She makes my peepee get magic tingles.

love how she never wears bras

that lucky bastard. gets to cherry pick her used panties too.

bras harm the environment, all bras should be banned. Plus I don't think they make them that small,

her mouth would make the tingles go away.

when I was in high school most girls didn't have titties big enough to fill even the smallest bras, but they wore them anyway. was kinda sad and funny, sometimes you could see the cup was almost empty. I guess they wore the bras to prove they were no longer girls, but women. and probably their mother made them wear it

Me too. Hard and deep

is it just me, but the HS girls are not as hot as when I was in HS. even the cheerleaders and fatties.

Maybe she is regretting it noW, or the guy she had lined up turned out to be a worse douchbag than you. Just give her a very casual, “Just checking in with you” message and if she doesn’t reply forget about it.

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I hope her nudes leak soon.

Wish I could, her and me both would be smiling.

Oh that's two bananas on the table:
in the thumbnail, it looked like her legs.

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guys post more of this beautiful

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She's a tool who probably realizes she is a tool but is still riding the waves of being a tool.

Trigger is a word more synonymous with anxiety than it is frustration. Greta doesn’t give me anxiety she’s just dumb and knowing how many other dumb people believe stupid shit like her is frustrating as well. If thats what you mean OP.

it's not funny no more user, I am going to have to fap!!!!!!!!!!!

God she's so damn sexy

post more of her please

I will reduce my carbon footprint if she post nudes!

Who? I've forgot about that puppet.

I said hurry up and post!!!!

pleas

>that puppet.
I could make her dance with my fingers inside her.

This is nice, I can't get enough of her accent.

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Her ass'ent is nice too.

Poo and more importantly methane, comes from there user. There are more sustainable body parts to lust over.

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My Nigga's

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You're a sick animal

How long till she enter his age range?

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Minutes captain, minutes.

>describes him as the embodiment of "the West"
>you are afraid of "the West"
You are a retard. You are afraid of people realizing you are a retard.

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You just know....

who cares
Conquer her first
or last
idgaf

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The only thing that triggers me about her is that people thinks shes fuckable.
I get that Cred Forums is 75% pedofiles and 25% deniers but she has a fucking potato face.
Basically down syndrome.
Plus shes actually retarded

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don`t worry user she isn`t worth it forget it we have each other as bros why care for the whore?

Umm... I really don't think they're serious.

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Maybe I just enjoy seeing her face posted user, not an actual pedo.

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She doesn't trigger me. I just think she's kinda irrelevant.

First of all, this guy is dead.
No, I dont mean he is literally dead in that moment, I mean he will not survive treatment. He's dead.
Second of all, all of those ammonia based powder extinguishers hurt so bad when you're actually on fire, youd prefer to be.

>Potatos and pasta are not vegan
Stay dumb right-winger.

He looks indian bro, who cares theres a billion of those. All ugly. Doubt Greta likes them.

Not triggered, I just don't care
Had climate alarmists going on my entire life
>the hole in the ozone layer
>ice sheets melting
>Sea levels rising
>greenhouse gases
>plastic on the ocean
It's just noise now, like an annoying fly that won't fuck off out the open window