>walk in your mom's room
>see this on floor
>what do Cred Forums?
Walk in your mom's room
Put 100k next to it and say you're welcome mom
Shove every single one of those bills up her ass.
take a bunch out of middle, close door, walk away.
mfw when the next week yr short on drug money cash mom ends up dead in a ditch
Not gonna lie might take a few hundos and make it seem like I never noticed the money.
go on...
take the money and run
Pick it up and keep it. It's my room now
You know what's up
pick 3 of them and hurry to gamestop and buy a FOKKIN NINTENDO SWITCH !!!!
build a property fence around the money before she gets back install security cameras in the property area and threaten to press charges if you ever catch her little fingers anywhere near your got damn turf
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Because its too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams.
rolling for this
>walk in your mom's room
>see this on bed
Ask her for the family discount *lol* and make sure that it’s going towards your college fund!
Stand in awe that she made that sucking cock for a dollar a pop.
Take
>Calculate 180x12x18
>Round up to the nearest whole 100
>Pocket what I'm owed
>Child status: Supported
Maybe just maybe I'll speak to the whore again.
Snatch that shit up and boonk gang outta there. Dumb methhead probably stole it from someone else anyways, I wouldn't be in the wrong.
take one and buy some tendies, then return the change to the pile
Leave it alone.
How much is that, like a hundred grand?
Turn 360 and walk away
Wonder when her holiday to America is
call her and ask why theres so many damn bills on the counter.
Yoink
Damn it’s usually the dad who’s a deadbeat