How did you faggots lose your virginity
How did you faggots lose your virginity
Cameron Gonzalez
Hudson Watson
I told a girl I knew that I wanted to lose virginity. She comes over, it was awkward sex. She leaves. Moves across country a week later.
Very cash money.
Michael Wright
That was easy eh.
Andrew Morales
>be me
>10th grade
>girl asks me out
>girl sucks my cock a week later
>girl has sex with me a month later
She pretty much initiated our relationship and all of the sex that came with it. If she hadn't, I would definitely still be a virgin. Haven't dated/fucked anyone since.
Jeremiah Kelly
I was close friends with lesbians and they eventually needed a dick
Robert Bailey
What's a "virginity" and how do you "lose it"?
Aiden Sanchez
Not yet sadly
Luke Reed
i got married
Jason Evans
>Meet older woman at bar.
>We're both very drunk.
>Stumble around for a bit.
>She exits the bar.
>Other guys looking to get lucky with her.
>Follow the parade.
>Gangbang is better than nothing.
>Dudes ask if she's my girlfriend.
>Say nothing and let his drunk ass do the logic puzzle.
>Backs off.
>That was easy.
>Proceed to her car
>Try to convince her not to drive.
>Dick looks at me like I'm retarded.
>Doesnt matter since she just tells me to get in the car.
>Get in the car.
>Put on seatbelt.
>She drives around a bit.
>Eventually end up just going to the walmart parking lot.
>She fucking jumps me.
>Dont know how to kiss.
>Just try to do all the shit I've always fantasized about.
>Mashen dem titties.
>Nibble da neck.
>Try to deep kiss, but I'm just super fucking bad at it.
>Get more teeth than tongue.
>Hard ass time getting it up cus alcohol and need to pee.
>Goes around to the other side and stuffs my flaccid dick in her mouth.
>Awkwardly slobbers on it like a bloodhound licking peanut butter.
>Tell her I need a bathroom break.
>Run to bushes and pee.
>Starts prepping the back seat so we have more space.
>She pulls a fucking car seat out of the back.
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Jaxon Bennett
Ahahaha
Brody Cook
I never did
Jordan Taylor
I was raped.
Bentley Thomas
Yes i love it
Did she ever find out shes a statutory rapist?
Liam Wood
Go on
Landon Ross
Why
Camden Nguyen
>be me
>be 14
>cousin introduced me to college friend (they are 20+ yrs old)
>big kid with mustache so I pulled off "being 21"
>have the sex
>no idea where to start
>asked how to start
>she laughs mockingly and say "you serious? Guys usually start with my tits"
> I say okay.
>problem.wat to do with the tits
>so I ask which, left or right tit
>pic related
>autism in me did not know what's wrong with that
>she looks at me with a death glare and laughs afterwards prolly thinking what a loser I am
>i went with the pussy. I ate.
>did not know how to enjoy gourmet
>so I ate and ate and ate.
>she said not hitting spot.
>I stick 3 fingers fast.no lube.not wet enough and uncut nails.
>she screams. Gets mad.gives me one more chance.
>I pump.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>feel almost cum because virgin.
>i count my pumps.
>mistakenly said number of pumps out loud.
>she hears and ask "what the fuck are you counting?!"
>feels my rhythm and my counting and she gets the idea.
>look on her face regrets this decision.
>i cum in aprox 35 pumps.
>she gets mad.starts to get dressed.
>i said "WAIT!"
>she stops and ask "WHAT?!"
>i say can we do anal?
>she gets dressed and storms out
Yeah. That happened. I've fucked multiple women over the years to atone for my sins when I was a boy. Got better at it and have been complimented on my ultra mighty powerful smash. But the memory seeps in from time to time and I cringe and chuckle
Christian Perez
She was gangbanging behind school with three guys at the age of eleven. I've only had one gf in my life. I have AIDS btw.
Oliver Gomez
By putting my penis in a girl's vagina
Jeremiah Bell
I was 19 and drunk, banging a 14 year old girl in her younger brothers bed.
Parker Clark
wat
Gavin Sanchez
Seriously I wish I was a virgin again. My memory hurts me. Another girl promised to marry me and didn't. A third cucked me with a black guy. Etc. The worst part of it is that I deserve it.
Lincoln Clark
My best friend's dad came over when i got home from school. He started by massaging my shoulders, then he pulled my shirt off.
Soon he was pulling my pants and underwear off so he could suck me. It was my first blowjob I got
In the end I ended up naked sitting in his lap sliding up and down trying to get him in my ass.
He never got in, as i was so tight. He only lasted a few minutes too before he was cumming all over my ass
William Morales
By having sex.
Noah Flores
It's true. Good that I am anonymous huh?
Brandon Perez
wat
Carson Long
A guy in my college just went with me to my flat one day. We bought beer and the plan was to watch movies. How silly was I to think that was going to happen.
It didn't, we just had sex and he left in the morning.
Now, 5 years after. I'm trying to go out with a girl.
Austin Ward
greentext everything
Jaxon Turner
She told me to meet her behind school and there she was, going at it in the ass with three guys.
Blake Robinson
>Be me
>Suicidal
Jack White
>Eventually takes off boots and panties and shit and sits down in the back.
>Huff the muff.
>Bite that clit.
>Eating that pussy like thanksgiving dinner.
>Jesus god in heaven it smells fucking amazing.
>I want her to sit on my face.
>Main event, still flaccid.
>Realize that naming my penis Brutus was a bad idea.
>No condom.
>Manage to stuff it in like an extra tissue you pulled out by accident and cram back into the box.
>mfw the moment I'm on board with it the little shit just goes to sleep.
>Barely hard and thrusting like a retard.
>Truck pulls up.
>Slam the door fast.
>Getting steamy.
>Fat.
>Tire out fast.
>Dont feel jack shit.
>Try to mix up my thrusting cus I read somewhere thats a good idea.
>She's moaning a bit so it seems to be working.
>Make awkward dirty talk.
>Call her a whore.
>She starts to say she's sorry over and over again.
>Tell her its okay.
>Cant get into a rhythm cus I keep slipping on the upholstery.
>Try to press into door to keep balance.
>Tired as fuck and cant keep it going.
>Eventually we stop cus its clear this isnt going anywhere.
>End up just sitting in the back with her in my lap and making out.
>Suck on dem titties.
>Virginity successfully lost so I'm just sitting there enjoying the intamacy.
>Hugging and cuddling outside her car.
>Enjoy a smoke with her.
2/3
Angel Robinson
>Eventually we go back to her house.
>She goes and puts the dog away.
>Start making out in her front yard.
>Get her number so we can try again.
>Dead of night.
>cant go inside cus she lives with her parents.
>kid sleeping in her bed.
>She says we should fuck in the dirt.
>Dick is interested.
>Proceed to sit right by a window, attempt to stick it in.
>Actually hard.
>Proper thrusting at last.
>Still feel barely anything.
>Just excited to be included.
>Knees fucking hurt cus they're scraping against concrete.
>My uber pulls up, ignore it.
>Pussy is worth 9 dollars.
>Dick falls out
>Cant get it back in.
>Et tu, Brutus?
>Try eating her pussy to loosen it up.
>She just says we should stop.
>Get dressed.
>Make even more awkward dirty talk.
>"Dont go masturbating while thinking of me now."
>Awkwardly walk over to my uber becuase apparently they never left.
>Get in.
>Typical uber convo.
>Something in my mouth.
>Its a pube.
>Put it back in my mouth.
>Go home.
>Smoke weed.
>Make pizza.
>Sleep.
Shit was pretty cash even if I didnt get to cum. 9/10 would eat that pussy again.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Senior year hs. Had my dick sucked but no sex. I'm about 7in and kinda thick. Girl that sucked me apparently told one of her friends about me, that friend was also my friends gf. Friend goes on a college visit trip. I go to a party and see his gf there. We hang out and partner up for beer pong. She's kinda drunk and I'm just high. I drive her friend home then her and she asks about my dick size. Awkward so I'm kinda just joking around. Get to her house and she starts making out with me. Go inside and fuck her and fall asleep. Wake up at 6 with my eyes burning because of contacts then I get the fuck out.
Sex kinda hurt to first get in
Logan Torres
Fucking hell