Why do people pee in a toilet?

Why do people pee in a toilet?
>have to sit down like a woman or risk being splashed by urine.
>if you piss on seat you have to wipe it up like a femoid.
Why do beta males do this? Real chads piss in the sink and let the faucet wash away the mess.
>”b-b-but it’s dark and I don’t want to turn on the lights to make sure I’m peeing in the right spot”
Piss in the shower you pussy.
I’ve even started to transition to shitting in the shower and pushing the chunks down the drain. The faucet acts like a rinse for your stink hole.

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>not pressing your asshole directly against the drain and shitting directly into it

Get out of my face you fucking pleb

>not lubing up and pissing directly into your gf's ass

>piss in the sink

just remember that if it's a bathroom sink with a built-in internal overflow passage you need to use a little more water after pissing to rinse all of the passages under the stopper to reduce the smell.

I do same but with bathtub

you misspelled mouth.
otherwise you are wasting precious piss

I dated a Chinese girl for a while who liked to do this. Not so much the sink but anywhere not the toilet: the shower, or outside. I always thought it was a bit weird, but she thought it was really funny or cute.

Hell yeah bro, havent cleaned this baby in months

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Ew

>not just using a portal gun to link your ascending colon straight to the municipal sewer system