Wtf no ylyl?

there you go

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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sounds like u wanted ur sister to urself and u are jealous incestfag

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Lost

Ahitty ylyl so far. Let's work on changing that

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Not sure what's worse, the huge amount of hair, or the beat up nasty as fuck looking roast beef pussy is was rightfully keeping somewhat hidden.

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Where the hoo hee memes at?

This thread sucks

What in the blue fuck?

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Lost hard at >walked into the courtroom

It looks like a dick

> no shit sherlok

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Hiiiiiiiii I'm claire

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Fucking disgusting

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I need a good breeding session

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kys degenerate

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Put an ad out for a blind homo, and you may stand a chance

Hate speech will not be tolerated. I can contact my local authorities.

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SOURCE FOR THE EARS?

oh no not the internet police oh no what will we do

Go right the fuck ahead. They will hate your ugly fuck self too
no ass having bore

Lmao what a fag

Dig that hole deeper assholes. You better hope you dont live in a country where misgendering trans is illegal.

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No i live in the real world

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I bet they’re white too

Because they’re bullied

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This is that Serbian Nationalist song.

don't care tbh

Dudes with tits are disgusting.

m y r e t i n a s

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Prove you are the person pictured with a time stamp fagget

My psychiatrist tells me I'm a real girl and to ignore ignorant people. So fuck all you haters.

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You will never give birth

There are no dudes with tits
Inly chicks with dicks

this is a ylyl thread. this is not funny

>The absolute state of white men

This is why western civilization is falling

your psychiatrist needs a psychiatrist

With modern medicine and techniques who knows what's possible.

Then give birth if you are a chick

>as if you'd say no

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lost

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As I said here

Wow that's sexy

This trap reminds me of the chick from that movie sucker punch

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This better be fake, kekw

ehm, sauce pls?

My anus is self lubricating and self cleaning

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You have a nice ass

Keep posting that and see how many of us care.

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lurk more you reddit tier nigger simp

Nice butt butt

It will never happen. When Male and female genetic material meet the cells of the sperm and egg are the same age as the parents. Once the egg is fertilized an unknown and unidentifiable phenomenon occurs where those cells internal clocks revert back to zero "stem cells" which is why cloning advancements have come to a screeching halt. You cannot defy nature but merely imitate it. You are an imitation of a woman. You will never have a uterus and if by some chance one is engineered and implanted in you, it will never resemble natural life. So yeah have fun giving birth to 30 year old baby clones from a plastic sack implanted in you.

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As I say here

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All Bernie supporters right here come to mind

Just born with one.

He mad

this..

XX=/=XY.

You are disgusting, I don’t care you have a lady penis, but your face looks disgusting as well as that body. When you ending it all like the rest of your comrades do

FUTURE FOR WHITE MALES IS BEAUTIFUL

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This is meant to be a ylyl thread bud, not a cringe one

EMBRACE YOUR SONS FUTURE

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WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY IS DEAD

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"""White"""

see this every day.
still don't know where it'q qupposed to be funny

The world needs to unite against the trans threat, we can look passed the racism, homos, religion ect to come together to exterminate this trans plague as they are the most cancer part of humanity

>police quick, come see how much of a faggot i am
ok

That's because you have a low IQ and can't empathize with others. You can only see the world from your perspective, you're like an animal. You're basically a nigger, only out for yourself. You're incapable of putting yourself in other peoples shoes.

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This is a ylyl thread, save your SJW tears for another thread faggot

OK this nigger might not have empathy but I'm a white with plenty of it and as much as I can see why these people think they should transition its the worst possible choice as they are giving up their real gender to become a shit imitation of the other. Either learn to love yourself or just fucking kill yourself

How am I the SJW when I want every tranny dead? They are the sickness that needs to be purged

We are all bisexual. There is no gay or straight only bisexual.

My mistake, I’m tripping on Xanax.....I retract calling you a faggot

God has forsaken these lands

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>Has a penis
>Wants to give birth

And you're calling us retarded

Bi is gay in denial.....Bi was invented to keep the gays from killing them selves before there fathers could find out

I totally agree. But you have to realize that these people who transition are not as intelligent as you and I. They are usually mentally deficient and have been abused their entire lives. It's impossible for you and I to understand whats going on in their head. Once you realize that, you can see why they are the way they are. I think it's a terrible idea to transition but I don't wish death on them because they do/want to.

This is false. I know what you're trying to get at but it's just not true. I would never fuck a man. I'm not even 1% attracted to a male. The idea of taking a cock in my ass or putting my cock in a males as is absolutely disgusting to me. Explain how I'm bisexual?

No I like women but I also like sucking dick and getting topped from time to time. I would never date a guy because I can't get an emotional connection with another male.

>tripping on xanax

Without accepting who they are they just become a drain on society for expensive treatments that are going to make them more likely to kill themselves and trying to force us to accept their change when it's its unnatural is just fucking annoying especially with the experiences I've had with those people. They just need to live with their birth junk and learn to be happy or they can just die now and save us the discomfort of watching their slow demise

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Every guy has had a fantasy about another male at least once. I'm sure when you were in school you thought of sucking a friend off at least once. It happens to every guy.

kek
youtu.be/wfN2VyQ2wvM

You just haven’t met the right man yet
I’m not gay either but if it was on offer I’d totally suck Brad Pitt’s cock. Im getting hard just thinking about it. Doesnt make me gay.

Wait the fuck how is IT cumming in that one pic yet has no balls

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I lost

Blondelashes19 iirc

Crimson chin
Top zozzle

Sick trips

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No.. I've never done that. I think you're making the mistake of assuming everyone thinks the same way you do. You're probably gay brother, but not everyone is gay. I've never fantasized about "sucking a friend off."

I think you might just be gay. I would never suck Brad Pitt's cock. That's fucking gross bro.

>Rare Deepwater Jew
Fucking lost

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Maybe Channing Tatum is more to your liking
There’s a cock out there for every man, you need to apply yourself to find him
You dont have to go through with it (obviously i never sucked brad pitts cock) but it is very liberating to know and come to terms with it.

>contact local authorities

Well

We're waiting faggot

I'm pretty sure you just gay man. The idea of sucking any penis is gross to me. Sucking a salty meat rod is just nasty to me man. Idk. That's me. I think you're making the mistake of believing everyone thinks just like you. That's not the case, humans are individuals.

>Says he's not gay
>Wants to suck a cock

I dont know boss, that sounds pretty gay to me

Wow, quite the sleuth aren't you?

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Fuck off Clive

This so much

He's gay af lol

Not so much that you are trans, just how perfectly fucking ugly you are.

I knew futa would be real one day.

Source pls

Nothing more sexier or just plain fun than sucking dick. I wish I could suck several different guys off every single day. Nothing more relaxing than laying in bed sucking a man off.

That's cool man. Just don't make the mistake of believing every male on the planet also likes to suck cock like you do.

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>salty
You shower them first bro
I wouldn’t offer my meat to any woman unless i showered first nor would I consider sucking one unless it was silky smooth skin with rock hard muscle and smelled nice. And it has to be brad pitt.
Other than that im no homo bro. Im getting hard again just typing all this.
Think about it.

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Spoiler alert, you die of aids

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This

Yeah man like I said, I think you just gay bruh.

Pfft. We've been making pluripotent stem cells from adults for almost a decade. Amateur.

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dumb nigger

I'm starting to get the desperate need of having dick in my mouth.

you're terrible at trolling and the other guy is trolling you back and imo he's winning

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No I really want to suck dick.

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There's a fairly distinct difference between gay and faggot.

This tranny piece of shit here is both, but much more a faggot.

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JOIN THE GAY LIBERATION MOVEMENT

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india super power 20202

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GAY POWER
GAY PRIDE
GAY WORLDWIDE

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lost

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Nooo, not again!!

Stop posting this ugly faggot. Nobody cares.

Mentally ill

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Not how you speak to a lady

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False, the image is 774 kilobytes.

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Do we get to hunt them?

PDF or epub?

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Yer spot on, laddie. But it's exactly how you talk to a faggot.

That law proposal got scrapped, btw. Widening hate speech laws to include gender

I'd say kill yourself, but you're going to do that anyway.

just FYI, I'm 99% certain you're not the faggot in the pic, just some sad cunt who spams this ugly coffin fodder every day because you have no life.

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You're not a lady, you're just a faggot with mental disorders

Good! Let the hate flow through you!

But you're an ugly fag, not a lady.

Pity and disgust isn't the same as hate. people actually have to do something notable to deserve hate.

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You come on a you laugh you lose thread and post nudes and wonder why people fuck with you have some self respect. Live and let live I say but you'll never force normal guys to be with you no matter what laws they make.

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Way better thread
Way better thread

It is not hate, it is the truth, no matter how much they want, they are not women

>
Way better thread

Retard smh

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So much hate? Fagg

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I love how you start the post by saying you have empathy and end by saying "just fucking kill yourself."

Not that I disagree.

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Maybe his empathy led him to understand that some people are better off not being alive.

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Same stuff posted earlier today. Shit effort user.

Not enough, they aren't. I won't rest until all trannies are burned at the stake and we murder this ideology in cold blood.

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funny lookin

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kek, lost it.

fuck those are rookie numbers.

A lot of them realize they've made a horrible mistake and mutilated their functional genitals and replaced them with a necrotizing wound. .

Too many faggots in this thread

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Hate speech

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM CHIMPING OUT

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...where's the LOL

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based cat based trips

well that made me sick. Good job, and I've seen some sick shit.

poor man black face.

big if true

>Riyhad Khalaf

Checks out

some abortions are never to late.

I love this pic. This exactly what my dead cousin was like. I miss you brother

>White guys can't watermelon.

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hermaphrodite

So you're paying a person who's encouraging you to continue a pattern of behavior that will end with you sterilizing yourself and likely commiting suicide? Jesus Fuck, now I want to pay your psychiatrist too.

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We don't live in your faggot country you POS.
We have FREEDOM here you sissy loser.

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Ahahaha Rakesh my nigga!

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I would rape the literal shit out of that

Feminists: Men aren't entitled to sex.
Also feminists: Transwomen are entitled to sex.

Fag much?

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Fight bigotry

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The first polls numbers should increase i hate these fags

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Takes 10 minutes per cut.
1 cut gives you 2 pieces
To have 3 pieces (assuming a new board) you need 2 cuts
2 x 10 = 20 minutes
You’re welcome
>t. Ivy League STEM Alumnus

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Why?

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Kys faggot, you will always be a guy

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Is this a meta joke because the person who uploaded it doesn't understand that 5/6th is greater than 2/3rds?

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I give you...
Autocat

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I will give you 7/8 of a dollar if you give me 2/3 of a hundred

That's not how math works.
There is only one way to do equations.

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If your psychiatrist said that you needed help and have gender dysphoria instead of what you wanted to hear he'd loose a patient and a paycheck.

Touch your toes and find out, cupcake.
>you're going to LOVE it!

Not anymore bigot

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Incorrect it's 775 kB

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Your psychiatrist is ignorant

Nice false equivalency dumbass.

Might've been funny without the racism...

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What kind of fucktard with weapons grade autism would think it was real?

Lost.

That's not code.

"No."

Learn 2 code

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Just no.

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Why do faggots love meth so much?

If Marty's pizza was bigger than Luis' pizza, we have ourselves a false equivalency.
You played yourself, friend

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>Learn 2 code
Not that code nimrod.

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That was the joke peasant

Your face looks like a melted flat iron, you have zero sex appeal give up already

youtu.be/_GjbFSPC75k

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it's. not real its just some freak with fuck cutting them selves open

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I would strongly consider murder if I got this from my kid's school.

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I got you fam

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fuck i wanna fuck your ass

Stupid but I lost

yeah you need a big nut deep in that tight faggot ass

lost

sweet ass

Straight delusional.

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i prefer it shaved.

It's still a pizza. No matter the size, it's always a single pizza with 100%
If a person with a smaller pizza ate 100% of their pizza they still ate more of their pizza than the person who ate 50% of their larger pizza, brainlet.

Kys

I think you responded to the wrong post m8

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The question does say who ate more of THEIR pizza, it just says who ate more

based

Nice, a cheaper way to be safe from the coronavirus.

you should have paid more attention in home school, you illiterate subhuman.

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The equation is vague and therefore both answers are correct until more clarification is given.

Or you can post a thread about it and have retards argue the answer they got is the right one.

Trump 2020

India superpower 2020

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