what’s the easiest way to burn down a house? sick of my fucking parents and their hypocrisy
What’s the easiest way to burn down a house? sick of my fucking parents and their hypocrisy
Zachary Sanchez
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Asher Hill
with fire
Isaiah Hughes
with water
Juan Watson
Quit being an edgy cunt. Also, if you live with your parents and aren't a complete failure, you ain't old enough to be here.
Logan Richardson
End of thread
Logan Ramirez
Don't be a fucking retard. Move out you autist. Just because your parents tell you not to do stupid shit, doesn't mean you can burn their shit down.
Connor Reed
Set yourself on fire, then run around the house. That is the best way.
Bentley Lee
Hydrogen and oxygen is highly flammable. H2O literally is the uber combo.
Kayden Morris
Burn parents and keep the house.
Lucas Gonzalez
That's a novel idea.
Sebastian Roberts
Well over the last three decades I’ve burned down 2-3 houses a year. Start from the bottom an accelerant like gas works well. The key is having windows open so she can breath and grow. Also if you need an explosion close bathroom doors and keep their windows shut. This will create a nice backdraft
Brody Clark
Can you burn my shed down, I've been meaning to do it but I'd rather get a professional such as yourself to do it
Jaxon Jones
Get a candle.
Sit under a blanket and light the candle.
Now, this is important.. wait until the candle fully sets the blanket ablaze, it may sting but you need to stay still until the whole house is on fire.
That will teach your parents to make you do your chores.
Noah Gutierrez
place a case of shotgun shells in the microwave, set it for 30 min on high, push start, then run like hell!
Juan Scott
This
Lincoln Stewart
>Parents buy the wrong brand of nuggets
>must burn down the house
All your going to do is help them collect insurance, lose some family mementos and send yourself to fucking jail dipshit. Get a job.
Owen Reyes
Retard
Ethan Edwards
Asphalt shingle roof? Toss a lit road flare up there.
Angel Nelson
Holy fuck this guy is the guru of burning shit.
Anthony Perry
based and burnpilled
Lincoln Reyes
throw an incendiary grenade in the microwave.
Daniel Thompson
Just leave and be a man create your own life get a house and see how you like it when your son does that to you. Worthless piece of shit.
Jeremiah Fisher
Jesus Cred Forums is full of edgy 14 years olds today.
Charles Bell
You'll never get to buy your shithole house in Florida if you burn your parents house down. Just because you're trapped in a small town on probation for being black, I don't think arson is the answer. Might just want to stick your thumb out and get your faggoty ass to the city, spend 275 on a plane ticket to Miami, and start panhandling. Sell some apples on an exit ramp. Those fuckers are sick of oranges. Or bottles of cold water. Be creative.