Your son comes home from school after being suspended for fighting his bully

Your son comes home from school after being suspended for fighting his bully.
Wat do?

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Nothing take him out to dinner do something fun. I not going to yell at him.

Clearly the answer is MAKING SURE HIS MOTHER DOESN'T FIND OUT

Screw her I don't care what she thinks.

No but it saves on her making a fucking scene and nobody wants to see that shit

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Explain to him how fucking stupid it is to actually fight a bully.

>Ask him if the bully's style of Kung-Fu was stronger than our family's.
>If not, congratulate him on his victory and send him to train.
>If yes, berate him for bringing shame to our family and our ancestors and then begin his training again from the start.

No one must beat our family's time honored "hamster style" kung-fu.

Spotted the limp dicked faggot

Do you actually use hammers?

No. We train with wild hamsters. youtube.com/watch?v=TfE1qy1K1kM

This. Would you rather him get beat up? He needs to be able to defend himself. I'd probably drive down to the school and yell at them for suspending him and doing nothing about the bully.

Honestly id only ground him for however long his suspension is, not for standing up for himself. The trick is to not get caught

If he wins, congratulate him. If he lost, punch him in his head and force him to bulk up.

So you're grounding him for not getting beat up by a bully without at least fighting back? That's pretty fucked.

You're a fucking retard and your children (if you can even ever stick it in) will never respect or love you.

No im punishing him for getting caught, all you need is one punch to the nose to shut a bully up then run before campus police show up.

>Screw her I don't care what she thinks.
Enjoy the cucking

This is elementary you retard.
if the kid is in highschool+ you literally do nothing

Elementary schools have cops now thanks to Sandy Hook

She would not make a scene

You drive over to the bully's house. Kick the shit out of his father. Fuck his mother while both the bully and your kid watch. Bitches don't know how to assert dominance anymore and it shows.

yes..yes... you are now a maymay

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>if the kid is in highschool+ you literally do nothing
Bullshit, at that point your job is to keep his mother from making a goddamned scene

That should be my son's job, mine is to encourage him to do it and lie to his mother to cover for him.

She will since you let her be independent