God needs to be victim, punisher, and audience before Satan could ever exist.
So why isn't Satan the logical next conclusion for Christianity and every other spirituality or religion? Avoiding something eternally just causes a big hole for others to fall into and ultimately has to be the Sin of God, if humans are ever allowed to love beyond his commandments, correct?
Yes, good question. I like traffic lights, except when they're red.
Hudson Hughes
>Satanists are just christians
nah dude not even close
Owen Cooper
I know you don't like to hear it. They really are. Utterly and completely the same.
Juan Howard
Good Monty Python song that. Why would you have an emotional opinion about traffic light status beyond it existing?
If I don't come from that source nor need ever be a respondent to Hell or Heaven by virtue of ANCESTRAL KOOKABURRA OF MEMORY, KUMKUM THE KINKY, then why is it in MY reality? Am I supposed to heal it or something?
Why? Does either matter?
Hunter Sanchez
If it has all been written before, according to God, then how can any other storyteller be original OR punished?
Is God like some hyper-sensitive retard that everyone has to tipetoe around lest the balance they've currently nurtured explodes?
Zilly go woooo!
Isaiah Bell
Why me? Why not me? Why wasn't I told sooner? Why could I have not taught you the same lesson of inclusion faster? Do I need to bring anything back?
And lo, Bob never claimed to be anything untoward, or be arrogant and demanding fealty from other people. He never used oppressive language or fear tactics. Though he did appreciate people wiping their feet before entering his house and if they'd brought a bottle of something nice, he'd be quite grateful.
We are a no shoes in homes family. A bottle of... LSD okay with you? We don't really do alcohol that much and take a rather dim view on socialization that requires memory-wipe juice (translation: alcohol)
Lo; and Bob did speak: I am relaxed. I am well disposed to people. I shall hold a pleasant pool party! I shall add delicious snacks. You are all invited.
Gosh, friendo, you do as come natural, I shan't judge or enforce rules. I'm here for the sunshine, the corduroy slippers and a cup of something refreshing.
Aside: cor blimey missus, are those girls fornicating a minotaur? My word, so they are.
You clearly don't know what Satanism is if you think that. Protip: if you're thinking the explanation is in the name you're probably stupid enough to think that the Congo is a people's Republic and the Nazis were socialists.
Hunter Ross
>You don't know stuff. You probably also don't know some other stuff that I just throw in there for good measure. Also reeee. ^ftfy
Kayden White
Well they do have a horse and dog at home, otherwise they don't give me anytime to create don't ya know.
Hope you don't mind if they your your missus and you too. They love their sleepovers.
Dictionary and predicate fight!
Eli Allen
My money is one the predicate! To be fair, it's hardly a fight at all. Satanism is christianity after all and that poor sod hasn't got a leg to stand on.
Well my daughters didnt want ANYTHING with a penis they could feasibly play with (or after lotsa effort) to ever feel unwanted or alone, just like their daddy never wanted to be alone.
They just, ya know, because divine, obviously take their existence quite seriously.
Family relations amongst the gods have always been a convoluted affair - ah well, it's all good.
"Bob, Lord of comfort, Ruler of his backyard, the good sir of all shrubbery, the nice one of suburbia, the chief of tobacco, our friend and neighbor, Bob with us, having a name like everybody have, the gentleman of every street, the friendly sharer of cheese, the one in whom are hid all the best candies and chocolates, the fullness of gut after a solid meal, the eternal farts of lazy post-dinner pleasure, the one who was before lunch having a snack and in whom the pleasure of pre-meal snacks emanates, the creator of the back garden, the upholder of personal responsibility, the judge of none (he’s that friendly), the giver of coffee, the true gent, the deliverer of pizza, and the captain of our car."
yeah, the concept of satan is gay. the 18th century philosophers decided that god wouldn't make something for no reason, and controls everything, so why make a satan?