Coronavirus

i don't even give a shit

Does anyone have the picture of corona-chan making fun of Pepe?

Checked
Also I can't die

Oh, you're good.

Dubzz >>

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Trips and all coomers get coronavirus

check my singles

the ride isn't over for me just yet

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Off by one

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Roll

checked

Kill me and dont fucking dubs me

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Fuck ive been sick with some kind of virus these past few days. Maybe its my immune system getting battle tested for coronadaddy

And I'm dead.

Dubs

Ded

damn, OP is out of danger with these powerful trips.
Hope i'm lucky as well

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check 'em

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I'm here to infect everyone.

Rollin for tasty bat soup

I've had enough, just end me

Oh boy

rip to my ching chong boys

eat bat soup as we speak!

Check my 22

Rolling for immunity

best check them also nice trips OP

kill me daddy

I've been coughing the last few days guys. Am I gonna die?

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>no dubs
RIP in peace user

to be more accurate, it's more like only dubs die

actually, that mortality rate is still too high. it's more like only 00 and 77 die, while everyone else is fine. shit is weak

Rolling

Let's see

Grohl

Plz let me die

You were off by a hundred newfriend

oh goy

Holy trips

let me die

they ain't holy newfag holy trips are 7s. lurk moar before embaressing yourself

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I am infected roll for survival

Ok

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i just want to kill my self

Rollingggg 4 keks

please end my suffering

Check em you bunch of cunts

I'ma cough on you retards

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pls

Trips

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Roll

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With my luck, I fucking die

NO
It's 666

check em

Ah shit

Kek. Suffer through bitch, see you in forty years

Nothing to worry about, my essential oils shall cleanse the evil spirits away that sicken the body and heal you from all diseases

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Roll

i'm not ready to die from some stupid chink virus

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I've got my flu shot suckas

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NO NO REROLL FUGG

Cough cough

Let's dub it

Dub it up

Dubbbssss

checkem chingchongem

Nudes?

Nudes?

pls

"I will survive, hey hey!"

Bet

New fetiche coronavirus porn

I wanna live

i'm going jackie chan with these dubs

me die

I want to get corona. I am imune to the majority of the virus.

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>nice trips

I'm a survivor

I'll be fine

Good I don't want to make it

Oof

Based dubs here

may the end come

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Alright

I'm so dead

no-dubs roll

I will not let you take me

I will not die.

Live

So chinks literally drop dead from Corona?

No biggie

We can hope.
All I am asking is that it kills 20% of the people that live in china.
Is that too much too ask?

Testing

Shit i died

Fucking chinks spreading disease n shit

i will destroy corona.

(Cough)

cheep cheep cheep

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trips and everyone in the thread dies

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Well...

I AM PATIENT ZERO

we know user we know

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i smoke coronavirus daily

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GG Boys

so what?

Later spads

my life is the worst living hell in the history of humanity please kill me corona

savage

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I hear coronavirus actually rots your dick off and that's what kills you

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ah so Indians have the advantage ?

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Checked

Nah, less to rot so it get's you quicker. Gotta think of it like burning a candle.

I'm glad I won't survive this hellhole.

Just like SARS, this disease is contingent on vitamin D3 levels. It will go away in the summer. Note how Indonesia is "unusually" free of the disease, due entirely to being on the equator, their citizens constantly bathing in sunlight.

The mighty dicked amongst us will live, but those infected will be rotted down to nubs by the virus. The new wave of nub-dicked sissies this will spawn will finally ruin Cred Forums forever. I don't even want dubs, free me from the onslaught of nub-dicked viro-sissies, I'd sooner just die from knob rot now.

oh no wu flu

zombies inbound, i got an axe for when it kicks off

welp at least whoever loots my house will be able to take me out!

Rolling like a wheel.

pfffffffffftttttttttttt get preppiin

tigersheds.com/product/zombie-fortification-cabin-zfc-1/

spoink

finally, some good fucking rest.

welp, here goes

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alas op said dubs so your trips dont save you

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you're going to be just fine

YOLO

My trips are better than OPs, therefore OP is a fag

Roll

ONLY dubs survive fucker. Not trips.

I'll be fine. I don't even drink corona

If corona virus becomes pandemic approximately 10% of the world population will die
The chance for dubs is 10% so it would be much more fitting if dubs = death by coronavirus

OP is always a fag but he still gets to set the rules in his thread

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The irony

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I sucked an Asain's dude dick in Manhattan. No dubs for me.

Bring on the germs!

Virus taken out by a virus

duds get i want to live

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xoxo

Discord gg/WkwJpp

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Damn

But what will happen to all of my bitcoins?

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Useless

xoxo

Rolling for batsoup

Im dead

SPare me prease

Eat the nipples and vagina of the bats

rolling *cough cough*

Faaaaaaaaa!

please don't fucking spare me.

Im a swede. All government institutions proclaim on media that there is virtually no chance of corona spread in Sweden. Most swedes like usual look at the state telly and nod their heads in concert.

I don't think I'll die but I do believe it's gonna be a shitstorm

aaaaaaaahhhhh chhhhooooooo ah so

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Covid 19 plox

I wanne die

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How is gretas sister ?

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DUBS!

rolling

The cure.

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czech'd

i dont wanna live anymore

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ok this getting weird every fuck who wants to die gets dubs

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BAT SOUP

is me. please kill me

just go for a stroll in Detroit

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too far. maybe one of these l.a skid row punks will do me the favor

TBH hoping corona chan ends my shit history.

00 ee 00 aa aa, wing wang walla walla bing bang

not likely to be a problem just shout niggers must die or something

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i already ate the soup

so close yet so far,user.

Rolling for bat soup

Blessed are you Carona chan, cleanser of the universe, may your soft touch be known throughout the land. Please, oh mighty one, bless me with your virulance, let me spread your message amongst the non-believers so that they will know you. Hallelujah! The impartial judge has arrived. Repent ye who sins against her grace and would seek to hide the world from her gaze. With a mighty outstretched hand, our lord Carona, blessed be her name, gathers the masses to her bossom and feeds them of her stew. May we all know her righteous presence. Amen!