Hey, Cred Forums

Hey, Cred Forums

I'm wondering if I should buy myself a toy. Never had one before. Is this a good idea? I figured I'd go big or go home, so to speak, and this one caught my eye.

amazon.com/dp/B073TVLK94/ref=emc_b_5_t

Anyone with experience with these things want to weight in?

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Wouldn't you feel weird fucking a headless torso?

I got something similar from the same company, its toy with the big ass. Honestly its feels really fucking good, probably as close to a pussy as it could get. Get an onahole heater, put lube in the toy and then heat it up. It feels really fucking good and it sort of helped me with my endurance. However after a while the toy will began to feel not as good as it used too.

Kill yourselves, incels.

Do you have a smurf fetish or something?

A little bit, yeah. But ultimately, I want to know if it's actually worth it to get something else or if just typical hand will do me well until I can experience the real deal.

I really picked this one because it has options and is relatively cheap. I'm not looking to get an entire other product to make it worthwhile, especially because I don't live alone and want privacy.

Think about it every day. Can't be an incel if I've never put myself out there, though. Also just too busy to become an hero right now.

Nope. I'm actually extremely vanilla compared to most people you'll probably meet.

>Can't be an incel if I've never put myself out there
Lmao cope harder incel

Yeah just get that then, they're a pretty good company they have some good products but you should get some spray or something because sometimes the toy will smell, its not like it smells bad, it just smells like plastic but still should get some febreeze for it

How strong is the smell? Like I said, I don't live alone.

amazon.com/Virgin-SINLOLI-Realistic-Masturbator-Masturbation/dp/B074CBVPDR

I bought this one and a few others and this one is by far the best, just my opinion

Just buy a doll now man. I started with a fleshlight as a kid, moved up to an ona, then a hip then a torso and then just dolls after that.

Just.. get a doll.

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Lmao, i bought that exact one a few months back

It was pretty fucking good for 30 bucks

I just fucked up and didnt clean it right, so it got sticky on the outside n shit so I tossed it

Cleaning it can be a pain sort of but it was worth

to be frank, the colors make it too human for me. like, i don't want to treat it like anything other than a tool for my tool, ya dig? I get that ya know, the one I posted has a more anatomical correctness to it, but the coloration is very clearly not real.

dolls creep me out. their eyes look all soulless... it's really unsettling. no shame on you, man, I just cannot deal with that.

dolls heads can come off or you can get one of those nylon kigururimi or whatever those are called for more anime

hell you can dress the doll up like in american revolution times and take the head off and RP that you are fucking the horseless headless horsewoman

They're also incredibly expensive and not very easy to store in small spaces, m9.

if only they came in child and toddler size....

Get the standing feet option. mine just leans against the wall in my closet

No.

fair enough, though the colors do wash off like after the first week. just my opinion, I never found one that felt better.

The only issue I have with the ones like yours is that if you bust in them theyre like super hard to clean haha

lol they basically are, theyre tiny

Where tf do you throw this away? Just in the regular trash?

That style is a nightmare to clean.
I'd recommend Tenga products. They're great quality and made to be easily cleanable.

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Yeah man, Not like I'm going to recycle