Wak into your bedroom

tell her to get the fuck out
what else would you think i'd do?

Ask her to do my laundry

I still have no idea what it is she does. Been lucky not to encounter any reference to her in my life, except for threads about her that I see but never read.

Think to myself "well this is pretty gross"

Turn 360 degrees and shake her hand and say thanks for the pretty music.

What a bunch of fucking faggots here.
Obviously none of you would know what to do with a girl.

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lick the food from between her teeth and ask her to strap me like any normal man

Ask her if I can make out with her just this once if I promise to tell no one

such a deal breaker. I mean, the whole coal burning thing was even worse, but now, on top of being a mudshark, she has herpes too? what a trainwreck

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All you homos wouldn’t even wanna fuck my hot af 17yo niece, either.

your just mad because your girl cucks you every night with a black man

#whiteculture

Fuck like rabbits

>whip out my cock
>sweet dreams are made of these, I tell her
>who am I to disagree? She says
>stares at me with her porn eyes
>plays her song, bad guy
>we start fucking

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2VatQp6fc

This

turbofaggot

Kek

your mommy is calling you, go see what she wants little insecure boy. it must be sad being triggered by a little girl.

Cringe

Blast it with piss

>REEE why aren’t you guys cucking me and my waifu like I askeddddddd. Stop joking around and tell me what you’d do to me my waifu so I can jack offfffff!!!

it's ok, user-kun. this is a safe space

1v1 me on rust you fucking slimy nigger

Punch her in the throat for tresspassing.

because clothes are the only way people sell sex lol

also sidenote, regardless of the clothes, she ain't that graint

I start building a sandcastle from my shit, then after i'm almost finished, invite her to help me finalize it

She should use her body to sell her music, because it sucks. LOLOL

she never went to high school... kek

Tell her to leave before I call the cops and start burning anything she's touched.

She has a good voice, I'll give her that. But I couldn't give two fucks about her music, I only want to see those tits

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Ask her to leave

Ask her to please leave

she sells more music than anyone else right now so your point really didnt come across. but i still agree she should sell her body tho

with her preference in men its only a matter of time before nudes get out

I only wanna fuck her doggystyle

faggot

Tell her to not marry me

>clothes

>sell sex

your obviously a virgin

tackle her to the ground, remove her socks and shitty fucking $5,000 shoes and start to worship and tickle her feet. I'll go to jail but fuck it would be worth it

if i found a female with a pulse in my room, i would immedietly begin coitus

Calmly explain to her that she’s not a nigger and should stop acting as such.

>discharge two rounds of Ball M193 in her chest
>one between her eyes
Same as any other intruder

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lol god damn, better just buy a flesh light and put it between your mattresses.

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Nice cope, unarmed Eurofaggot

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confirm no camera or shitty news crew. proceed to bouncy bouncy.

found the nigger

Ask the 4 black guys I assume are with her to leave and then ask to see those giant boobs.

>girl
I still kinda doubt it, would explain the baggy clothes and everything else off about her.

She has some good shit under that loose clothes

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Divert weenie from roastie

imagine getting your knob slobbered by those lips

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Play her some Van Halen so she’s not so uncultured.

>implying van hale is good
yikes

Easy she's getting
BILLCOSBYd.COM

>that's a strange way to spell Bobby Irish

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‘Van Hale’ doesn’t have to be good.

who

h

apologize for the single male mess...

walk away

rape

Hit her with a hammer until her eyes are level.

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Ask her to order pizza

Who?

Congratulate her on her success and tell her how great her new Bond movie song is.

There used to be a video of her sucking a marker. Anyone have that?

nofap begone

That pic made me giggle like a retard, no clue why.

tell her to gtfo and stop making shitty music

And what the hell are you doing in a thread about her? Stupid dipshit

>everyone thinks she's hot, she's not that hot

first off satan, she's not hot on ANY level

second, it's questionable whether she's not actually a transgender female.

play with her boobs.

Whip it out, make her suck me off, then tell her to get out.

>checked

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Make her sit on my lap make out with her and play with her giant tits.

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Jump in her arms while screaming "BIBIE RELISH I LOVE YOU!" since I'm a fan.

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