Im the oldest btard on here, prove me wrong. Clocking in at 79

Im the oldest btard on here, prove me wrong. Clocking in at 79

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tits or gtfo

post ur pubes

Lao Tzu, what's new with you?

I found a new girlfriend in the rest home, but her pelvic floor broke loose and her guts fell out a tad. We maxxed out this places data limit with teenage gangbang porn and had to resort to handjobs though I think she gave me Herpes or I got stomach acid on my dick, I see dr Johnson tomorrow

I would show you these old man titties but I have trouble enough lifting my arms overhead to take it off

The sores on my dick say no

For real, though, I'm 44. I don't browse nearly as often or as late as I used to. It's bizarre to think about how I'm old enough to be some of y'all's parent.

gross old fuck EWWWW
wait.,,, are you my dad?

Dude, I was browsing here back when you were sucking your mama's dick

I’m 42. There are some really old oldfags, though.

yeah but having kids is a meme

Everyone can see that it's AI face aging algorithm. And who can't is retarded

Eww, gross. Who said that I actually have kids? That was a theoretical. That shit is nasty.

Oldfag here, 40

chad af

ok boomer

38fag here

52 fag here, 53 in May

Is that you Guan yu

Post another pic or this thread will die

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I can already tell, that I will go through the same "Damn, I'm actually 40" I feel like the age we live in keep our minds young for a reason I do not know, while the body degenerates. More "sophisticated" place I go to, more older people "act" like young. In smaller town and such however, the middle-aged people act like angry old shamans.

I'm an old fag too..How ya doin buddy?

Ok fag

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OP, i am you from the future; stop gobbling so many cocks

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oldfag here. 66 and heading towards 67 fast.

kek