Rekt

I rlly wish my dad gave me a weapon like that

Easily fakeable

last rejt got downnnn :CCCCC yeeeettt

Eh.. except for the part where the vehicle and driver are both destroyed

Story?

really?

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Cred Forums users dont watch news sry

"Mom & Dad do interpretive dance."

KEK

U kidding, right?

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Yes

alright im gonna help you out, watch mossad attack new zealand

Poorly maintained AR-15, jammed multiple times, requiring clearing and wasted ammo.
Should have obtained reliable gas piston weapon

i meant mosque

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At no point in the entire video does it jams tho

It's fake you fucking retards

How do you know, were you there?

>At no point in the entire video does it jams tho
In the extended clip he does have to clear his weapon more than once. Only 2 mass shooters have ever bought quality weapons, one used a Saiga IZ-340 and the gay club shooter used an SiG MCX. Neither had jams. In fact the Dallas Saiga shooter held off the cops so well they had to blow him up with plastic explosive on a robot.
Most nutjob shooters are on a budget so they get the cheapest bushmaster or Delton they can find.

Oh my god the autism is real

in that moment mom realized that she lost a son and the most important a clerk that work free.

shows those fucking parents right.

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flat earther?

already forgotten, Cred Forums on suicide watch

already forgotten, Cred Forums on suicide watch

When Pews needs subs

Are them real live hill billys like you hear about who do bare foot wrestlin and sheeit

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Exept it isnt lmao

fucking kek

flat, flat earther!

thought they banned lawn darts. now the guy who wanted to prove the earth is flat is now the same shape he believed the world to be

Like how uniformed are people, flat earthers are retards that think the earth are flat.

hmm are people asleep, i see no rekt videos.

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this shit was in Mexico city. like 2 years ago, I used to live there.

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'Mad’ Mike Hughes. RIP you magnificent retard.

havent seen this gem in ages. this man will always be a hero.

fuck muslims. subhuman scum.

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What was his endgame here?

Que?

to get into the elevator

Blommberg2020

Lol'd out loud

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this is good

he died that fast?

does the light strobe to confuse and delay people from evading? is this standard home defense? never seen it before.

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wtf happened here

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I know there probably wasnt any helping the guy. But they could have at least tried... or you know, stood by and clapped. Instead everyone just motors on like this happens every day.

lol how fucking weak do you have to be to not be able to push that shit off of you or crawl away?

Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

No. LED’s arent constantly powered.. they operate on a pulsewidth, so the cameras framerate picks up gaps in the pulses that the naked eye cant percieve.

or he could just crawl away or even push that shit up. I don't think it was some 1100 cc superbike.

He's trying to kill himself, you retards.

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oh. that strobe idea though is pretty good though don't you think. it could work to confuse people trying to defend against you.

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Nice dubs

Im sure there are less convoluted ways than that.

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imgur.com/CNbuDph

Did he survive?

Itd also play hell on your own vision and maintaining a good sight picture while rapidly changing targets in an adrenaline fueled situation requires enough practice. Thats why we have flashbangs.. cause.. ya know.. your ass aint gonna be in the room.

no

I thought this was a rekt thread not a "Thats awesome" thread

chinese believe heavily in supernatural shit like ghosts and demons. he really thought there was a demon that was there to hold the elevator for him.

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At first I thought it was his trailer going though the cab, but it's the load which probably wasnt fastened right.

Just when you thought it was over kek

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where did it happen? mexico?

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imgur.com/AiKD33f

This is some Gavin playing GTA5 shit right there.

POLICE Magazine how-to-use-a-s...
How to Use a Strobing Flashlight - Patrol - POLICE Magazine

Nah its real

>Meet me at the front door
>Sure bro, I'll be right down

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Dumb and dumber light a fire.

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Sloppy aim

did he died?

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The witches of Izalith

I wondered why cars did this on videos with their day time running lights.

>life is not a cartoon

A what point do you think he realized he was fucked

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Brutal! Moar bitches getting rekt!!

The moment he saw the Earth curve on the horizon.

But sometimes, death is.

All time fav

you guys got it all wrong, he realized not flat on the launchpad, and acted accordingly

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I hate the unlucky ones. Could be you.

So that's what they would've added to the demon ruins and lost izalith if they had more time

This ones not for the weak willed......you have been warned

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0/10 no blood

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Yeah. Its not a digital effect or anything. If your car has LED running lamps you can see the same thing with your phone camera if it has a high enough frame rate or shutter speed

It's ok. You don't have a dick either.

Just alittle nut stomping psshh I could beat off to this if I wanted to

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You have to go back.

Imagine walking around with bruised balls for weeks after telling yourself: "totally worth it!"

Total Indiana Jones movie moment.

Does that seizure mean he's on the way to heaven?

yes

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all part of the pleasure mannn

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My adblocker does nothing!

Everyone know's chinks have no souls dumbass.he's obviously downloading into a robot

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If you pay attention, he slammed his head on the pavement with that kick. Not likely dead, but most likely paralyzed lol.

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What'd he do to make even the doggos mad at him?

TRUTH BE TOLD HE SINGLE HANDILY SLOWED DOWN MUSLIM ATTACKS BY SHOWING EYE FOR EYE

>hispanics

Tried to rape a woman
perfil.com/noticias/sociedad/hombre-fue-linchado-empalado-tras-intentar-abusar-de-una-mujer-en-bernal.phtml

chinee construction skillz

Holy Shit this happened where I grew up Dude driving it climbed out and tried to jack another persons car beside where it landed

VICTIM IS A WHITE DUDE, WTF IS HE DOING IN THAT SHIT HOLE?

imgur.com/nKeYkGJ

Yes. It dazzles people and they freeze.

>When you miss the ten pin

LOOK HOW FUCKING VISCOUS THE WOMEN ARE.

Yeah no shit?

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The real question here is, did he ever really lived?

Counterpoint: russians, the chinese and pajeet.

I was part of the NCIS team that investigated this as part of a much bigger federal investigation involving the use of nerve gas. The guy you see killed was carrying a 50 pound canister of highly compressed nerve gas. His plan was to use it inside one of the trains to maximize casualties, however, he did not expect the previous train which didn't stop at the station. The vibrations caused the canister to rupture on its side, propelling him at an initial velocity Vo of 45mph. The speed combined with the still propelling gas caused him to hit the sign at over 60mph. The sign was well designed and tested for these type of situations so it suffered minimal damage. However, unfortunately for the deceased, human bodies are not designed to withstand that type of impact, resulting in what we see. The canister also disintegrated on impact. Nerve gas quickly dissipated, however, tiny amounts reached the second guy in the video, not enough to kill him, but enough to make him crazy enough to want to jump onto the tracks. We do not see that in the video, but we can see him approaching slowly.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

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Genius

Poor fucker. At least it would have KOd him before smashing his skull into the concrete, just walking along happily and it wiped him out without warning. No fear or anything, just gone. There are worse ways to go.

HE DIDN'T DIE THOUGH YOU FUCKING MORON.

Impact

>russians

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Lol plot twist

no. search for fencing response. it's normal for certain types of brain trauma (not necessarily lethal)

That is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time

>source: my ass

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it does happen every day. life in china is horrible for most people. so many people attempt suicide that people there are desensitized to seeing it.

Pajeet contamination of water. Imagine the smell

Mfer was on a mission.

this shit again?

Not naming this whitepeople.mov

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>Pajeet
Are you fucking blind? It's a nigger.

> Rock Crusher
What could go wrong?

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Driver died, passenger lived. Happened in Quebec.

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This shit is supposed to crush rocks! Nobody told him it could crush humans!

monocultures kek

This is why we have safety stickers.

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that's what you get for being a faggot with a loose helmet on

What a fucking Faggot

Nerve gas

That's great but have you heard there's a server for if youre a trap or trans and suicidal?
/VJSRaf/
Go on discord. You're welcome
referral code (post this): 6064

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Mmuricans

nerve gas. damn that fucking nerve gas! how many have to die?

>he
kek

can't even imagine what this guy went through. there is a class of humans throughout all history that suffer like few ever will and none of us can understand. this guy was one.

I hope the pain in his legs caused him to black out. Being awake all the way in would be hell.

At lift off when whatever system he had in place to tell him his parachute had deployed, told him his parachute had deployed.

Lock out/tag out every time

That's called a jaw crusher, surprised he hung on as long as he did.

holy shit that was so fast

>filename
this is hilarious

so you are sayin if i stick this shit on the machine it won't crush people anymore?

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I think this shit about blacking out is a myth people then themselves to make themselves feel better when someone they know dies like that. I've heard dumb shit like you black out before hitting the ground from a long fall. but if that were true then all skydivers would blackout and die. the truth is a human body is hard to kill and it can take a shitload of pain before it dies.

>Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.

> this car crash brought to you by--

The best

imgur.com/5BVz7Sn

underrated

kek

Lol chinese and Asians have no safety standards.

Oh God that's scary

No. You turn it off and put pic related on the power switch and it won't crush people.

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IFunny gang!

>ghostriderdropsby.gif

This is a rekt thread, not ylyl!

Bout here.

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You can't crush anybody with a lock, that's stupid.

Always hated the part where dude hits her like a girl with the side of his fist. How much of a fucking pussy can you be?

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ive never seen a car pounce on its prey before

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Viscosity is irrelevant.

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That's clearly eastern Europe

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Send moar pls

Bfg division intensifies

fuxking lol

Holy shit, that's a new one. Damn, head just popped.

Hm, what was the story behind this again ?

It looks like they know a little Muay Thai. Those shin kicks to the head are no joke. Brutal sport

Stupid monkeys just wanted to punish her but they didn't know what they were doing.

Niggas gotta eat

He healed her.

SHE DIDN'T DIE THOUGH.

It's not new, you're just a newfag. But nice trips.

That could just have easily killed anyone there

Did the driver just get pissed he missed the ferry and yoloed the jump?

me too son, me too.

BUT IT DIDN'T FUCK FACE.IT KILLED HIM.

Yeah a couple years iirc, Rich kid manage to kill everyone in the car but himself. He's free now

This thread brought to you by Coca-Cola!

anymore of stuff like this

You have a livid imagination :)

Time to cleanse. Have niggers ever accomplished anything, really?

Did he have a detonator or just a knife? Is the dog ok?

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I've seen plenty of trash on this site, but this just filled me with wut. Does anyone know what the living hell this crack head did to his cock?

SILICONE OR SALINE YOU FUCKING MORON. HE'S PROBABLY A FAG,

Fuck yeah, the rule 34.

Never put your baby in the washing machine...

He's the best prostitute in chernobyl

Best fucking version of this video here. Guaranteed keks.

youtu.be/Twpm4RXQOEs

NEVER carry livestock in the cabin.

this is me fucking my daughter in the video, i wrecked her with my tiny dick...we've been fucking since she was young, but just recently started taking videos. so far only three, but we will def make more and upload.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e44aeb8a2d11

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This was in Canada. The driver was the only one that died. His breaks went out on a hill before the ramp. He couldn’t do anything about it. Rip

>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e44aeb8a2d11

REPORTED. THAT GIRL IS UNDERAGE YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.

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Chinks

>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e44aeb8a2d11

lmao are you even 2"?

terrible bait

>Firing 4 shots into a man who is on the floor and no longer a threat
Fucking niggers I swear to god

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chimpin out

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He probably regret stopping, for that dude who stole someones bicycle.

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Kek

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Dat aerosoled blood

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KKK?

Yeah, I was the coroner that examined the body postmortem. The nerve gas had completely burned off his finger prints and destroyed most of his DNA. Lucky, we found enough teeth left in his upper half to identify the body.

>]

I WAS THE GUY. I AM NOT DEAD. I SURVIVED.

When I try to get my money back from the hooker in GTA even though I know it's not going to be the amount I gave her.

nah looks more like somewhere in Brazil

Under rated post of the day.

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lol white people are such PUSSIES

Reason why i hate niggers

I'm glad, because I was sure you were goner.

Reminds me of light talking to ray pember

i was the train.
cho chooo.

haha hes getting owned by a nerd, then the rest of the pack jumps in. American culture is fascinating and intriguing

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is he ok?

I'd like to hear the conversation that happened before this.

WHITES HAVE BEEN PUSSIFIED.

What make of car was that before it shredded?

'Cops be proflin n shit. Wypeepo are da REAL problem!'

Yeah, he just has a small fever

SUCK MY DICK.

NO,

IS THAT A JOINT...PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK

nigger faggots

Niggers only do nigger things because of "socioeconomic reasons"

Ok, then they can't live among us, simple as that.

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>Be Third Worlder
>Live in a country with brown people
FUCKING LMFAO

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