Friends, enemies, knowledge seekers...

Say what you want to. I'm here to answer your questions. If you don't want to ask, then don't.

What kind do you want

Why are you a larping faggot?

Right by a window, an ok sign at it, and earth is in the background
Draw a dick on your hand too

Why are your folks related? Tough question isn't it?

Do you poopsmoke butthash? If so what’s your favourite strain? Mine’s doodoo butter supreme #2

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I'm planet side right not, but I can post a photo of the ship if you'd like!

Colonize the graybois.

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The "short greys" aren't that bad. Nor are the "tall greys". They have taken people, but a treaty has since stopped that. Believe it or not, they are humanitarians!

Mine has to be cum-stache #33

With ok hand sign with a drawn dick on it

Will they ever come out and admit life on other planets in our lifetime?

can we fuck them? they're sexy.

Never poopsmoked that one
Pretty sure you’re making up you heathen

Maybe. There's an order in place to prevent full disclosure. The reason is "The disclosure of non-terrestrial beings would cause religious havoc." Simply put, it would prove Allah, Christ and other gods don't exist.

You could, in theory. I'm not a geneticist nor a biologist, so I don't know if their sexual organs are "in the right place". Who knows, it might feel great!

You’re fucking retarded if you really believe what you just wrote

cum-stache #33 is an India exclusive! You might be able to get #31, but it does cost quite a bit

Man, I haven’t been topside in a couple years. The mess used to serve the best French press every 0500. Java still top tier up there?

Lmao

Am I? If an ET arrived on earth, on live television, do you really think religious types wouldn't lose it? Every religious text has "gods in fiery chariots". If a "chariot" came to earth, without their aforementioned god on board, don't you think it would cause mayhem?

Oh well
Never been a fan of musky varieties and they only seem to come from India
I heard that they don’t get you high as shit nigger as the usual stuff you can get

I have no idea what you're talking about. Some systems might use java script, but I have no idea.

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random incel on Cred Forums: Faggot larp thread
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baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
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CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
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keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
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keanu reeves: you sure about that
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Not all decent poopsmoke comes from India. Some comes from Canada too! What do you think their prime minister smokes?

Coffee, marine! Don’t you drink it?!

Nice copy and paste! I like it. Glad the cheeto dust and oil doesn't prevent your fingies from working right

Oh! Well coffee is a decent staple of normal life. If the supplies onboard can allow it, then yes, the coffee is decent. It's almost like MRE coffee though

Do we have a moon base? And if not, does anyone else?

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random underage incel on Cred Forums: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr comment gay hurrrrrrrr
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baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
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>no one:
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This isnt youtube

It won’t happen
Stop sexually fantasizing about ayy lmaos invading planet erfff
Educate yourself nigger

We do. It was established by... well... the Nazis. I think we gained access from the scientists collected from operation paperclip.

They won't invade where they are already at. They just operate outside of the public's eye. They do help us with technology quite often.

but liek quads tho

Again. Nice copy and paste there, bud.

Justin doesn’t poopsmoke butthash
He’s not man enough for that
He couldn’t even stand being high as shit nigger for 5 minutes that he’d call an ambulance LOL

Maybe he could try a sperm based variant without the shit first. Ease into it

Yeaaah, no
Citation needed or shut the fuck up

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random faggot on Cred Forums: Sarcastic reply
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
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4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

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Alright, look up the story of "Valiant Thor"

His actual name isn't Thor, but he is pretty neat!

Have we perfected anti-grav propulsion?

Then it’s not butthash anymore and if it’s cum based then it is therefore supergay
Would probably fit well for him
Just like i bet he likes pink sparkling wine over any other types of alcohol

Let me guess, the same guy posting the same thing. Move along, there is nothing to see here!

I won’t cause i said i wanted proof, not some fucking scifi fanfic erotica

Valiente thor was an elaborate lie told by a sci-fi author. Please.

The ships use a form of gravity propulsion. The gravity density is lowered at the nose of the ship, so it "falls" indefinitely. Positive, higher energy gravity is applied to the rear to push the ship faster than it "falls".

How can I provide evidence for this if most of it is considered "top secret"

Because you’re pulling it out of your anus you fucking cuck

Fun fact! There are internet sleuths that will post comments to a video or a thread to discredit the original poster. Think of it as a mob mentality. Humans, by nature, will believe what the "mob" says over the poster. It's also used as a form of psychological warfare!

I have lots of questions. Got snap?

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Negative, I wont give out my information, just things the public should know. After all, your tax dollars go toward this.

Fair enough. Do we need to worry about the greys? Reptoids?

The short and the tall greys are decent beings. The reptile variants aren't as bad as the conspiracy theorists say. To be honest, humans are the worst. We aren't mentally evolved enough to comprehend the "live and let live" ideology.

So basically we are the cockroaches of the universe? Sad but not surprising.

Yeah, pretty much. There are hundreds of highly intelligent beings that are thousands to a few hundred of thousands of years older than us. I fear our own human crew more than the humanoid crews.

So how would one contact a grey? And yes, I'm being serious. No troll here.

Simple answer? You can't. The days of seeing one after a supposed abduction are over.

Are you saying they dont even visit anymore? All tapped out on earthly knowledge?

Time travel. Have we done it? CERN?

no one ever even imagined "aliens" until rockets were invented. then, sci-fi heads took it to extreme possibilities.

No, they visit places of interest. Government bases, the pentagon. They just don't "visit" non-government related citizens. You can, however, see their ships flying around the night sky.

Time travel is possible, but I have no idea if we have done it yet. That's way above my rank and pay grade.

Yeah cause having a cellphone is a common thing now
That’s why you never hear about them anymore

"Aliens" have been visiting for a long, long time before rockets. I do find it comical that their existence was being questioned during our first leaps into space.

I don't know what you're getting at here.

there isn't enough energy in the universe to reach c
also this is shitty larp, we can dream though

have we ever dodged an intergalactic war? Or did our leaders just realize that we were fucked if we even tried so we threw up the white flag?

The amount of usable fuels to be used for energy in the universe is immense. There's clouds of unused hydrogen floating everywhere.

The threat of an intergalactic war really hasn't happened. Humans are the ones throwing threats towards other races. Fitting, isn't it?

If this pic doesn’t give you a clue then you’re legitimately retarded

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Last question and I'm done for the night. How do I attract the attention of the MIB without being thrown into an asylum?

Your phone case doesn't fit your phone. Thanks for showing us your single IQ point!

Don't. Fuck. With. Them! Avoid them at all costs! They are our country's insurance policy against disclosure. Once they catch your scent, you are absolutely fucked.

Point was: you don’t hear about ayy lmaos anymore cause nobody has no reason to not have proofs

Can anyone hear you scream up there?

OR they know we have cameras now. and they don't wanna blow the lid

Way to back track. Do you have a question, or are you here to prove a point?

I'm fully aware if the dangers. I disappear... probably get tortured... then die. I'm just curious what sets them apart from other law enforcement.

You think it's a joke but our own space vehicles (electrogravitic propulsion) have been dumping (seeding) CCN aerosols at the top of earth's atmosphere for weather control purposes for decades, so yeah whatever.

The lack of an atmosphere makes a loud scream silent. Unless you're inside the vessel, then yes you can hear a scream.

The laws that govern them are vastly different from the laws that govern the police. You lose your right to a trial, you lose your freedom of speech, you will lose your life.

> real good VPN
> deep web
Go away

So if area 51 is a bust, where do they keep the top secret anti-grav aircrafts here on Earth?

You are absolutely right about that. That's why the fire seasons have been so erratic, the droughts have been so terrible, and the seasons have been so strange. They've really ramped it up recently.

DUDE GRAVITY PROPULSION LMAOW

I actually do not know the locations on earth. There are docks on the moon and a few moons around Jupiter.

Correct! Mercury is a very strange metal, especially when spun at a high speed around powerful magnets, then being shot with plasma!

Wait, we have bases on Europa??

I'll be leaving shortly

I'll be leaving shortly.

No. Not yet I don't think. We are a yard on Callisto and a base of ops on Io

You messed up when you mentioned the Aurora and Skunkworks my friend. Solar warden is far more advanced than anything Skunkworks can make and the Aurora is old hat. Expect a call shortly.

Aurora gave birth to the black triangles. Their systems have been upgraded to support a 900 foot long space faring vessel. The systems are still fairly new, so I'm guessing they will be replaced within a decade

I forgot to mention the original Solar Warden project. Sadly, the USSS George Washington suffered a major systems failure resulting in the meltdown of a reactor. The ship went into lock down and subsequently exploded. After that, the project was scrapped until the early 1980s when Reagan pushed for as new program.

Everyone. I appreciate the questions, as well as the humor you all brought to this post! I may never be back to answer more questions or reply to comments. Be well aware of the dangers from our government at home and abroad. Never give up your fight. And always remember.

We are not alone!

Keep your eyes to the sky, you might just see a USSS ship!

Reactor or electro gravitics? You're all over the place. You should write books.

I guess I'll answer one more question. The reactor is used to power core systems that allow for the use of anti-gravimetric systems. There are no hamsters on a treadmill.

One more. What is the power source for these reactors?