Ok Cred Forums one of my business partners gave me 1/8 ounce of pharmaceutical grade weed for a business deal that I...

Ok Cred Forums one of my business partners gave me 1/8 ounce of pharmaceutical grade weed for a business deal that I couldn’t pay him for. I don’t smoke weed and have asthma. It smells good. I’ve never smoked weed except drunk in college which doesn’t count. Advice? Help me here fags. I would like to utilize this to the best effect.

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shove it up ur asshole

Fast for 1 day and then eat it

make cannabis infused butter with your 3.5g and 1/2 cup vegetable oil. then make brownies with it. read on internet for tips, but don't use more than 1 cup per 7-10g.

You can still smoke even with asthma ya baby, look up a tutorial on how to smoke those nugs through a bottle online, it’s really easy

Thank you 13 year old kys

Smoke it in a roll

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Yeah I think I could but I don’t know much to smoke. The buds are the size of half a dime with crystals.

if you want to consume it but not smoke it, make some canna butter then make brownies. mmm

Find a drunken college girl, suggest a trade.

let me get this straight, you didn't have the money to pay him so he gave you a free 8th

Definitely smoke it bro

google how to make canabutter

Depends on how vapes affect you. If it doesnt trigger your asthma, then you could bet a pen vape.

this

Why did he give you weed when you couldn’t pay him?!?

Lol you're acting like a pussy. Weed is a herb it's not gonna hurt you unless laced with PCP. Once I tried it for fun and it knocked me out. It was developed as a surgery anesthetic

with asthma you should probably be careful how you smoke it. A straight joint or blunt is very harsh smoke and it would make you choke. Use a water bong to filter the smoke if you can. If you want to be really safe and have some fun, just turn it into butter and make an edilble with it like cookies or brownies. I can get you some recipes if you want. Or you could just re-sell the stuff if it's not your thing.

>break it down
>roll it up
>light it up
>get high

Dont worry about your asthma. Weeds an expectorant.

>rip it to shreds
>bake on pan (I forget heat setting) until slightly toasted
>place in pot of boiling water with butter for like 20 minutes
>add tea bags, strain out garbage
>chug and wait

“Pharmaceutical grade”

Kek


It came off a plant likely in a legal to grow in state

Im not going to speak for every asthmatic but weed doesnt bother me. If anything, it helps me breathe and i think theres an effect on my sinuses, though this could simply be the placebo effect. Regardless, i think youre fine. Just get a pipe from a smoke shop. Tear up the bud just a bit and light it as you inhale. Its not the most efficient way but you’ll feel good nonetheless. Try using one of those long nozzled lighters.

No without getting into too much detail, I wrote a contract for a company that he could not get licensed for a client. They give few contracts in our state.

A business deal he couldnt pay for? So he gave you $30-$40 in weed?

No fuck it was more of a thank you. We both make north of 100,000

I think Colorado it’s triple bagged and in a plastic container to hide the smell I’m assuming.

definitely this if you're not going to smoke it

but you can smoke it and it won't flare your asthma, my brother is asthmatic and we smoke together lots

Thanks user I need to probably figure the vape thing this would work best. Thoughts?

>grind fine
>put foil on a baking tray
>spread weed evenly over tray
>cook in the oven (look up online for the correct temp and time, usually about 125 degrees C for 15-20min

then
>double boil some butter (ie: not margarine) in a pot of boiling water
>pour weed into the butter
>let it simmer for 20min
>when it's done take it off the heat
>strain it
hang onto the leftover weed, you can still kinda smoke it or give it to a mate you dont really like or whatever.
put the butter in a container and set in the fridge.

congrats, now you can get high by spreading butter on toast, making brownies, making mac n cheese or whatever. hell, put a spoon in your coffee in the morning.

DO
NOT
SMOKE
BUTTER COOKED
WEED.

HOLYSHIT YOU ACTUALLY WANNA KILL SOMEONE

weed doesnt affect my asthma, and i used a nebulizer for 12 years, just smoke it, youll be fine, it actually made it better

Weed is best out of a glass pipe, fuck the edibles and joints etc

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what the fuck user.
you're out here suggesting someone smoke post-fat-extraction cannabis?
to reiterate what allcaps user's point, this is irresponsible at best and you should really stop doing it

flower vapes are nice but pretty expensive if you're not planning on making a habit out of getting high. a $10 glass pipe from your local tobacco store will work just fine.

i know a homie with mrsa in his lungs, takes fat dabs and even smokes blunts sometimes. he still fine and it hasent gotten worse

>explain how to make proper cannabutter
>"zomg wtf?"
how new are you?

>kill
lmao

but nah some cuntbags sell pre-vaped weed or weed that's already been used to make edibles to highschoolers or for really cheap.
can you still get high from it?
sure, a little bit.
but you're a massive cuntbag if you sell it on to someone.

Use a bong or make a bottle pipe or something. Since you don't smoke just doing a 1 hitter should get you fucking ripped and be more than enough.