How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

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you're still young mate, you've plenty of time left, so don't worry about it

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who did numbers?

Trips and you kys

Reroll

And all of them was your cousins

You look like you smell like saurkraut

Thank you for doing the heavy lifting and freeing up my time for interesting stuff.

I’d love to rip those fucking gay piercings off that faggot face and stick my fingers in the bloody holes and rip back your entire face

Are you sure they were women?

Dick or gtfo

checked, but i bet hed slap ur shit easy. you wouldn't last 2 seconds lol

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>How does it feel
>it
Your dick? I have no way of knowing that. You tell me.

Nice copypasta.

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imagine dragging you around with my middle finger in your earhole

Hey soi boi nigger faggot

How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than you will ever fuck in your entire life

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Why ears not symmetrical?

Youre a hero... i wouldnt fuck ONE if I looked THAT SHITTY

Totally fine. Because I've never or will never touch anyone you've squeezed.

Also people have to remember that for every guy that's a piece of shit and "only wants sex"- that person is hooking up with a woman.

But the women never admit that whores they are. So take away the knowledge that there are 1000 women that are pretending to settle down and are innocent respectable women.

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I can only imagine the number of diseases you carry...

Are we pretending in this thread? Let me go next!!! Did you know I’ve traveled to mars? It was amazing!

Whoho, I am a Toaster

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cope

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Nobody that wears their hat over their eyebrows is even coming close to hurting anybody.

Ill rape you faggot

Which would make you a faggot, fagg.