Confess your sins

i haven't busted a nut in 31 days

Why?

Yep, your going to hell

I ate a brownie once..

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My goal is to transmutate sperm cells into endogenous stem cells to become stronger, i have so far resisted every wet dream.

I touched myself in an impure manner when I was 13 and killed a lot of people once

i've busted 31 nuts in a day

Kill your self

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started world war 3 in a alternative dimension

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>tried to kill myself to get an ethot to notice me
>got sent to a ward and jacked off the in the bathroom there
>jacked off in a public bathroom and left the cum on the stall wall
>jacked off to loli
>jacked off to videos of girls letting out wet bubbly farts
>jacked off to big titty friend from highschool's facebook pictures
>flashed women in public to see their reaction
>groped a big titty woman walking down the street
>bribed homeless women to fuck and grope them
>fucked dozens of escorts, asian masseuses, and got a blowjob from a stripper
>sent a dick pic to a virtual AI youtuber
>bought busty aichans and never use them
>asked my mom to buy panties for a myfreecams girl
>wore aheago shirt to disneyland and jury duty
>tried to kill a dog by feeding it M&M's

you've lived quite a life, haven't you user?

I have a fetish for roleplaying as my waifu

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What are you? Autistic?

Now that’s an interesting life

you win

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Dear father, I have not sinned but I do hold a dark secret.
Since about 11-12 years old (33 now) When I pop my pimples, I smell then eat the pus that comes out..

i inadvertently caused 9/11 by suggesting in jest to my superiors during a collaborative exchange of intelligence with local authorities that terrorists are untrained and uneducated sandniggers who could never follow up on their threats of mass attacks on our populace

But that's completely right. 9/11 was carried out by those same intelligence agencies, not untrained and uneducated sandniggers

I have autism

I liked Resident Evil 6

I haven't busted it in 11 years and 7 months

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I love eating ass

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I bought games at full price knowing they were going on sale the following week

>be me
>be 17
>meet this qt 12 year old on some random Wii u miiverse board
>talk in dms about random shit
>eventually give that "I shouldn't be talking to you blah blah you're too young shit" cuz I know where it'll go
>predictably she does the whole "muh maturity is over 9000"
>proveit.exe
>get on Wii u video chat thing
>a 12 year old
>with FUCKING D CUPS
>BONER.WEBM
>get really addicted to her body
>I know ACTUALLY fucking her is bad but I just want it too much
>Eventually find out she lives like an hour and a half away
>she takes like every bus to come see me one day
>btw I lived next this house that was empty because it was owned by the mayors son and he trashed it with 1 too many parties
>she gets here a little after 7pm so my family is home
>I sneak is into the empty house and we don't make it 5 steps in before she's all over me
>tongue kissing, groping, etc
>get her on the stairs
>she tells me she's on birth control
>Thank you rng gods I forgot protection
>Fuck her raw, virgin pussy twice before switching to anal
>talk about going from a black hole of tightness to a whole other dimension
>we make out a bit after fucking but that's mainly the end of it
>she goes home, neither of our parents know etc etc
>she's also 14 now, has fucking e cups, and is trying to get her thicc assed friend to do a threesome
>but bitch friend is like "I wanna wait for the right person to take my first time" like fuck me cmon
Sorry for not going into microscopic detail but I really do need to sleep