I'm running a troll twitter account as a retired Admiral in the navy who is a literal dolphin. Don't ask.
Share pictures of dolphins for my dolphin folder please.
I'm running a troll twitter account as a retired Admiral in the navy who is a literal dolphin. Don't ask
Christian Wright
Other urls found in this thread:
lmgtfy.com
twitter.com
Daniel Butler
Liam Long
>lmgtfy.com
I can use google, user. I was just hoping someone might have some hidden swag in a reaction folder somewhere.
Dominic Taylor
gotta keep it updated tho. Salute to you
Jack Adams
Dolphin_anus.jpg
Leo Young
General Porpoise
Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Kelly
Is this how I get banned?
Zachary Gutierrez
hahhaha this brightend my day a little and yeah it probably is. people nowadays all whiney and pc
Anthony Robinson
Worth it.
Andrew Morgan
My last account as a Koala got banned and I'm not sure if it's because I posted "Haha your name has the word butt in it" to Pete Buttigieg or if it's because I posted on the hot pockets twitter that someone dropped a hot pocket and I ate it and shit myself for two days.
Colton Gray
Solid thread right here
Brandon Cooper
Justin Sanchez
Luis Nguyen
It was probably that second one, but unwarranted because facts.
Jacob James
Forgot pic :(
Bentley Johnson
Jaxon Smith
I mean I thought it was a solid idea. I'm debating tweeting at the Miami Dolphins and calling them elitist pigs for co-opting the good name of dolphins and not drafting cetaceans into the NFL.
They taste so good, but they hurt so bad.
Aaron Ward
Connor Davis
You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that dolphin has more courage, compassion, brains and skill — actually more of every positive human quality than you.
“So take their path — you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something to the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad pitiful jealous Internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy.
“I know that all you really want is attention, so let me be clear. If you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you.
Bentley Edwards
Nice pic
Hunter Smith
Gavin Foster
This one is gold.
Daniel Campbell
I mean hot pockets shouldn’t even qualify as food.
You ever have a breakfast pocket? It’s like; GOOD MORNING!!!! You’re about to call in sick
Andrew Morgan
James Russell
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Andrew Rivera
Xavier Murphy
Samuel Campbell
Liam Gutierrez
Xavier Rogers
hahaha I feel you in a certain way. have a indian restaurant that has super odd opening hours in the morning...who the fuck wants spicey curry at 6:30. my guys I want to enjoy my morning and not shit my pants while in traffic
Lincoln Evans
You know I was not planning on fucking off with this twitter today in my free time, but you guys are delivering and I'm not complaining.
Alexander Cox
Adrian Bailey
I would seriously consider shitting my pants in traffic if it meant I got curry for breakfast idfc.
Tyler Morales
Joshua Brown
sorry, user, it seems I don't have a single image of a dolphin or even a whale saved. Have a pinniped
Jackson Wright
Use this pic pls
Eli Green
Christopher Thomas
It's okay. Seals work. I plan on baiting someone and then when they respond saying "What did you say to me? I am a retired Admiral and I will call the seals on you, and not those pussies in seal team 6" and then spamming seals anyway at some point.
John Thompson
Eli Roberts
Cooper Collins
Man I really need a second cheap laptop ASAP to join in stuff like this quick. Sadly my Company checking all work PC's 2 Week routine.
Ian Nguyen
I feel for you. You're not missing much right now anyway, no one is taking the bait. I'll probably wait until the debate tonight and bait people as soon as anyone mentions climate change. Also scoping aquariums so when someone posts dolphins I can be like "ayyy she dummy thicc."
David Peterson
I will be at the ready.. will be back later on but for now gotta switch Pc and erase history. checkup comes in 30 Minutes.Salute to Admiral Blowhole
Ryder Davis
execute all dolphins
Charles Perez
huehuehueheu
Jacob Williams
Pt 2 electric boogaloo
Godspeed, user
Jaxon Richardson
You just pretended to be jim gaffigan you creep.
Jason Johnson
>Not born to krill
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Connor Green
God I hate myself
Jaxson Morgan
Thank you OP. You’re doing gods work
Colton Roberts
I mean, I’m not saying I’m not Jim Gaffigan
Carter Green