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Cred Forums I need help.
I want to kill myself. What's the easiest way to do it?
I do not have access to a gun.

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I wanted to last month and quads decided. Went all night and never got quads. Fast forward to now and I’m glad lol don’t, user.

Hanging

Dude just get a fucking gun. I don't blame you for wanting to kill yourself and be gone from whatever communist third world country you live in, but there's always someone selling a gun.

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Been struggling with this same issue myself - I am either going to jump of a tall building or cut myself deep enough and jump in warm bath bleed out and pass out til I die. Hope it helps.
Pic related. Me

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knifes exist

Blonde girl?

Stab yourself on the throat. Don't slit it open, shove it into your throat. I hope you're useful enough to do that

someone shoot this faggot already , hes reposting this shit 24/7 for a year or longer

No, I've been trying to not do it for 20+ years. It's time.
Today I lost my corporate job, I lost my wife 8 months ago, I'm running out of cash.
Just want out

Don't do it OP. You have no idea how many people would actually be impacted and better things are around the corner. Take it from a guy whose best friend took their life. Not worth it, and then you family is stuck with bills on bills on bills...

Live in a shitty ass country where it's nearly impossible to get one

I did this and survived. Steak knife to the handle. Lol just paralyzed vocal cord. Woke up like wtf

Any tutorials? Tried once but failed (obviously)

Join the LGBQT+ community.

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my arm is way worse, had 52 stitches just three weeks ago. I've cut myself so deep I can see bone; it doesn't work user

Nah, I got that covered. I've already paid for my funeral

Get a noble gas like Helium Argon etc.. and connect the bottle to a mask which you them breath. You'll get unconscious due to the lack of oxygen and just sleep to death. You can abort it as long as you stay conscious.

Honestly I would let trips decide man suicide isn't worth it unless your going out police suicide and taking a couple pigs with

What if OP doesn't have family nor friends?

If I died right now, the only people who'd notice would be people at work and they would be pissed they have to do my share of work until replacement is found.

Go get 5g shrooms.
Take them, let them do their Job.
ASK yourself Next Day again of you want to off urself.
Thank me later

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this is the most promising

This. Roll

WASTED

women make peepee goo HOOHOO wubuhububububhubu SQUINK SQWONK hahahahahah CUMMY CUMMYEEEEEEEEEE

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Reroll

Police suicide

That's me
Yeah I had stitches the other day. I know it's not to kill myself but it's a nice release

true, it is a nice release

Need proof, you know the rules

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The internet gods have spoken

You need some drugs my friend. Time to smoke a bunch of weed and eat a bunch of mushrooms.

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This.

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please stop being so negative. you're ruining my mood. there's no need to kill yourself except you're a furry

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check'em fags

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Don’t suicide we need people help us in this shit world we live in

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helium tank you can order online. get two. put a plastic bag over head and let it fill with the helium via tubes. i have everything prepared already.

wait. spread some corona first

So much in this thread

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B L E S S E D

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>knifes exist

They actually don't exist but knives do.

POOOOOP haha you should die by eating poop

And yet this pussyboy won't do shit

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