Hey guys I need some help...

Hey guys I need some help. This isn't a personal army request but Im now being told that I cannot go get my things back from someone I asked to hold them for me. He told me that I wasnt going to do anything about it and I'd just like some creative solutions for making this asshole vomit and or shit his brains out. The main reason I'm so angry is because the asshole has my original print Picasso drawing that my grandfather had given me before he passed.

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Shameless self bump

strong Laxatives and ghost pepper tacos

How do I get it into his house though I was thinking something more along the lines af a toxic gas solution I can make with the materials unde my sj

C'mon Cred Forums don't let me down y'all creative assholes don have any ideas?

Trips and I rape and kill his mom then force him to watch while I rape her dead body in front of him and slowly dismember her.

Tell him to take a bite of this hamberder

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I don't feel like shooting him is the way to react because this isnt the first time said homo fucked me over in a major way.

Then YOU take a bite of the hamberder

If someone told me they were keeping my property I would fine whatever man and walk away. Then come back when they're sleeping and burn there house down.

Sounds yummy where can I get one on the low

I would prefer not to destroy the drawing but I'm pretty sure he already sold it

Google free samples by mail, paid surveys, publishers clearing house, valpak, auto insurance quotes, low credit lending, etc. Sign up for it all with his info. Won't cause physical harm but it's damned annoying. Also, you can create fake newsletters and such for questionable organizations and events like furry-con, hentai trading, socialist newsletters, etc and send them to his neighbors.

Thays what small claims court is for, grow a fucking spine call the cops and get your shit back.

Call the cops m8.

Also bump for attention I think this thread worth it.

Dunno how to help you otherwise m8.

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No no no bud I come from am area where you call the cops for anything and you get your asshole stretched to the size of a giant happy birthday ballon jail isn't fitting for how many times this guy screwed me over

Also small claims court requires money

You should rape and dismember her while she's still alive and after you can rape her limbless torso while he watches

Why do you keep saying that you don't want to be harsh because he's screwed you before? That's the only reason to be harsh. If this guy has stolen from you you're supposed to get the cops involved. It's not your fault if they abuse him. Police brutality is a separate issue from what you're facing.

Not much. It's seriously just a couple hundred dollars.

I more or less just wanted to see if anyone here was a homemade chemist with some toxic gas making abilities

Man up and take care of business op. You know what you need to do. Do it.

what you can do is mix two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen, then fill his house with that mixture

trust me he will never be the same

No you don’t bud. If you were from that kind of area you would be used to dealing with conflicts on your own and not begging Cred Forums. You’re just a scared pussy so fucking this guy up is out of the question. Just call the police, I’m sure you have at least one family member who can have your back about the family painting.

Your taxes pay for the legal system, use it.

Couple hundred I dont have I'm a poor dumbass who dropped out of highschool at 15 and lost my job a year back and have been in and out of homelessness for the past 4 years which is why he was holding it so it wouldn get damaged

Ok then man I just wanted to see if I could make something explode in his room and make his skin peel instead of just going over there with a gun

you fucking idiot this guy already gave you the formula for the win:

Where on the planet can I find pure liquid oxygen and or hydrogen

you can get that shit at any chemical outlet store you idiot, hydrogen and oxygen are both cheap as shit

are you seriously this fucking retarded??