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Makes sense. Average chinese are about 130 lbs and they are known for cost cutting. It wasn't build to take much pressure and as soon as someone slightly larger sat on that shoddy construction it turned into an ass bomb.
da fuq
My 100lb ass (that's just the weight of my ass, mind you) can't even fit in one of those chairs. Merica! Come at me bro!
I would need to actually sit in a chair then
Ok
What, the fucking, hell.
I've been jumping on my chair for fun at the office. Now I'm fucking scared shitless!
all in the asshole
I need to go shopping for a new chair. Goddamnit.
>killed anally
>the bleeding this killed him
seems like a reliable news source, top quality journalism there
no u
reply to my post for OP to have his own curse used against him
is this coronavirus?
fuck... I'm actually scared now
Okay.
Anally destroyed by a sexualy frustrated office chair
They have cameras set for close up, distance and above, but only show the chairs explode from above or far. I call bullshit on the first video. I don't doubt that a cheap china chair can explode though. Just make sure that your chair has a 1/4 inch (6mm) steel plate between the cylinder and the cushion. Most office chairs are made this way.There's no way the weight of even a whole American slamming down on the chair will cause air to bust through the plate. The chair legs will likely give way first. That blue round chair just had wood between the cylinder and the cushion.
yes after level 10
>steel plate between the cylinder and the cushion
mine is just wood
how fucked am i?
dead/10
Possibly anally fucked to death. Get a new chair.
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