Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread!

what are your thoughts on people?
as a whole. are they mostly good or bad?
or are they even real? do you feel that "we" live in a simulation? matrix? god?
are you here for the world or is it here for you?
any thoughts?

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Can I ask stupid bullshit?

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Bump

Do you swallow spit ? Do you enjoy creampies?

Alright, fellow femanon here. I've recently made a new female friend, she's pretty cool.
I've went to her birthday party this weekend and the day after that we had some cake to celebrate my birthday.
Long story short, I wasn't so sure about celebrating my birthday and announce the date super late so she really didn't have the time to choose a proper present for me, it's no big deal.
So she and her bf gave me one of these handmade massage certificates ( similar to backrub coupon), it was cute.
I don't know if she gives good massages, she is a fitness trainer, but I think i've heard something about her being good at it
But I know that she and her boyfriend has that kind-of-open-but-not-really relationship and she occasionally does bi stuff with other girls.
I'm not sure I would be cool with something lewd.
So is this a 100% platonic massage, or something lewder? How do I find out? I know that I sound autistic af, but it's Cred Forums

Seriously? Any person that gives another person a "massage coupon" that doesn't own a massage palor, then chances are they want to fuck, anything I did that type of gift with a girl I was speaking with usually ended up with a dick in them.

That it's like unspoken rule, usually it's sexual.

why have all the women Ive recently dated only wanted relationships? even girls in there 20s seem to have started closing the cooch. are there any girls out there that just want to fuck with out all that complicated shit? i’m a decent looking guy. and I’m not really an asshole. just seems like women have been changing recently. any thoughts?

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So I met this girl at college like 1 year ago though we dont study the same stuff so we rarely see each other in the campus, sometimes I try to chat with her and manage to do so until we run out of things to talk about then we dont chat till the next week, other times she replies one or two days later probably because she has to study, play the violin in some kind of orchestra and she sells drawings or handcrafts to get some money too...maybe she's just a busy girl but sometimes I wonder if she's interested in me or sees me just as a friend...we have dated 3 times (I consider them as dates I guess?) and she proposed to date 2 out of those 3 times...and recently proposed a 4th date in a few weeks but still, I wonder about her intentions, and maybe Im doing something wrong too?

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Well I guess I've might have fucked up then, but it's not like I have to ever use that coupon if I don't want to.
She's qt and fun, but that's a bit too weird for me.
Thank you.

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I want to put my Qock in a femanon's Ass

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What's it feel like to have dick in your throat?

I honestly don't think she's ever going to bug me abut it, but yeah, taking time sounds like a good idea.
Thanks user, that's some fairly solid advice.

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If a guy goes down on you and he's not very good at it, how much of a turn off is it?

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Sorry for the lack of details, Im too lazy to write them all but we dated alone a couple of times in the park and the last time in a café, this next time will be in a japanese restaurant I think...and its a good sign too, thanks for the advice femanon you have a cute voice!

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So anal is everywhere these days.
What's the deal with that? Do girls enjoy it, or do you only use the back door like a substitute teacher during period week?

Oh yeah, I totally get that part about bi/lesbian friends.
Like I've totally hit on my current best female friend (it may have been super cringy) and things didn't go that way, but we still stayed friends and are super close.
I don't even think about her in that way anymore.

What do you think about men that try to hard to understand women?

I asked this in a previous thread, but I dont think you were in it. What's your opinion on furries and if you found out a guy you were dating was a furry, would you leave him? I know this is a highly subjective question, so Im just looking for your opinion.

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What month do you stop using blankets?

You sound like the first girl on this album
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Say this
Live, Li-li-li-li-
Live from the Garden
Run The Jewels live at the Garden

Does a cock thrusting inside your cunt feel like a really bad itch being scratched?

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How many Kamasutra positions have you mastered?

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?? What do you mean?

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Wrong digits

Nah just "filling" there really is no way to describe it better

I couldn't tell you lol idk if I've ever technically done one?

Sorry!
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Thanks for the explanation. Also, nice dubs

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Are you attracted to older guys as you get older?

How are your emotions affected following a one night stand / hookup? Does it trouble you or make you feel guilty in any way?

Your tranny voice isnt a time stamped pic

and actually, did you always prefer older guyz?

Have you ever cum without any stimulation?

Do women get more wet the more aroused they are?

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>never heard a female in real life

Yikes

I've heard women are really attracted to mentally mature guys. True?

Only old Cred Forums required real proof.

Why do some girls even browse Cred Forums? Cred Forums is 95% porn so besides attention-whoring (no offense) why do "femanons" even browse it?

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Post tits and timestamp or you are a fucking tranny faggot

How do I talk about masturbation and porn with my daughter? Kinda walked in on her exploring herself and she had a laptop so not sure what she was watching but I’m not trying to make things awkward but want her to be informed and not ashamed. She’s 10

OP takes ethnic brown cock never ask that bitch for parenting advice

Do you have a wife?

Not a woman but you don't need to say anything to her you fucking weirdo. My advice

Nope

Typically. Medications can fuck it up a little though

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Sorry I rambled

My advice is leave her alone you sick pedofile piece of garbage

Helloooooooooo lovelieees ;p
Tiffy-Chan reporting in for your questions

~t

Not getting laid is starting to make me really angry towards women.

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I'm not clicking your fucking url.

Post.
Your.
Tits.

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She gives good advice

She is well know for posting virus and malware links

No one cares to listen to you or your opinion.

Women have no value to society beyond being used for breeding our future sons.

In real life, your sexual uses provide you with attention and goods, however on the internet you have absolutely nothing of value.

The only way you can reclaim any of the power or privilege you enjoy irl is to show your tits here, shove some sharpies in your ass, or spread your cunt.

If you refuse to do any of those, you are worthless. You have nothing of value, and anything else you say will be ignored.

Hey, how come we never had sex?

For once I agree with the troll lol

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You haven't been here since 2004. Also b is a porn site you post a picture of a vagina here everyday fucking retard lol
Also haven't posted timestamp tits so dont pretend like you respect he rules or know anything about Cred Forums

Then that's youre issue

Don't be retarded. It's not becoming of you

Then get laid. I mean dude wtf

If a guy's checking you out, do you prefer him to smile at you or is it hotter if he just glowers

Ok autist

Im open for offers ;)

Oh be nice user we’re all friends here
Post your dick lets see what makes you so smug

~tchan

Ever been fucked in front of mirror?

I have a girlfriend who I live with and I am planning on breaking up with her once our lease ends. Give advice on how you would prefer to be broken up with femanon.

Smile. Always smile. Glowering makes you fear for your life. A nice eye contact smile and look away, it would get me excited!

there is no such thing as a platonic massage

Be honest but kind, be open and upfront

Sure have haha

Just be honest user let her down gently
If you cant in person then break her heart in ink

~tchan

...? Because I don't wanna have sex with other people? Lol

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Post tits

How sensitive are your nipples?

Not very
My most sensitive part is my butt - love anal sex and being rimmed
Im your dream girl ;)

~tiffychan

I'm not listening to that newfag

I watch a lot of pornography and I'm afraid I've exhausted all of it's possibilities. I'm into transsexual pornography now. Chicks with dicks, you know?

the idea that people want to fuck me is just so foreign to me
especially cute pretty girls
I've had sex before, but it's not like my partners had super high standards
even my long-term sexual partner and best lay I've had is probably less attracted to me than I'm to him

How can I convince my gf to get back into piss play? A few times we were drunk and horny and I told her I wanted her to squirt a little pee while I was licking her pussy (when she said she had to pee) and she did and I licked it out of her and swallowed it.
So after doing this a number times, she got all worried about it being “not natural” and started getting self conscious and stopped doing it....

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How does it taste?

Squirt isn't pee, just so you're aware.

That being said, talk to her. Tell her how much you like it and ask if she'd ever consider doing it again. Maybe she needs reassurance you're not grossed out or anything. I was scared when I first squirted too

Well she has a healthy low sodium diet and eats a lot of fruit and drinks mostly water and sometimes wine.
So it’s actually delicious, kind of like warm tea with no sugar

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She is consistent but shes failed in every aspect of life so I doubt she gives good advice.

It is pee, she said she had to pee, I watch it squirt out of her urethra (don’t give me that bs “squirt isn’t pee” because it is pee...squirting out of her pussy. Just because she’s well hydrated and has a healthy diet it doesn’t smell or have much flavor at all

I don't think it's wrong. You're a different person now, right?

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Sure ok loser

She's happily married with a planned pregnancy. A lot better than most of us

does tchan post tits?

You need help user

Are you fat or something?

~t

I have in the past but never again

~t

shoutout to vch for making this thread every day and picking out the newfags for us. there's no way you've been here for over a week and think tits or gtfo still has any meaning

how come?

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Tits or gtfo is about women abusing their privilege. You're only getting attention and replies right now because you have a vagina and you know it. You post tits to admit your humility and show that you have more to offer then just your tits but you dont because you're happy abusing your female priviledge and being a useless human being

It feels like you have to pee because nothing else really feels like it, dumbass.
I could waste my time quoting medical journals that prove the presence of prostatic fluid in squirt (medfag) or I could give my personal experience as a woman who's squirted for 10+ years, but I don't think you WANT to see it as a separate thing.

You WANT tinkle for your tinkle fetish. If you don't listen to her like you don't listen to others I wouldn't want to play with you either

Tchan is a known tranny.

Also pic related.

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why all the hate?

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO CUM WHEN YOU'RE A GIRL

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>Are you fat or something?
Eh, dunno?
no butt, fat-ish thighs, a tiny bit of tummy fat, no fat on the upper body
It's mostly about living in a homophobic shithole, being unsociable and rarely feeling sexual and romantic attraction
also that exact girl is wy too hot, fit and cool to be interested in me

need visual representation of you squirting

First time I came, I didn't ejaculate. I was playing(not jerking off) with my hard cock because that's what you do and then I remember suddenly feeling like I'm having a seizure and I'm going to pass out for about 15 seconds (longest orgasm I ever had). And then when I came to, I realized, "Holy Shit, that was the greatest feeling of my life. This must be what kids were talking about at school." And then started doing it about 8, 9 times a day after that with shitty technique until I saw a movie where they showed a masturbation scene and I was like, "Fuck, the whole hand? That's genius." Leaking from your tits is probably not the same thing cause you can't control it but maybe if you treat it like a second puberty, it might help to cope.

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Wow you're so wrong
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Omegakek. You and every other guy

>who would want someone to glower at them, period?
Women, I thought. If a guy doesn't smile he might seem more dangerous, thus more attractive. And women are still into dangerous guys with a dark side, if we look at the kind of shit that's popular.

Understandably though, maybe better as a fantasy than real life

are you able to recognize the same user's by there posts?

>thinks a random pic from 2012 understands what "tits or gtfo" means

Nice job proving you're a newfag

You’re so full of shit and you know it.
It’s pee, and it’s ok.
Stop trying to justify it as something else, it’s already acceptable you overthinking excuse making stupid cunt

do you get off every time you fuck your partner or sometimes you have to fake it?

tiffy / tgirl is a larping faggot until proven otherwise.
OP voice is barely enough to not be larping faggot, but tits would surely be better.

You're literally creating the trash content you are talking about this thread wouldn't last In the old days cause you're just a mindless whore abusing your girl card

Its Cred Forums? Pretty common now

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Women don't want to die my dude. Being friendly and confident will go much farther than trying to brood and coming off like "I'm gonna follow you to the bathroom and sniff your pretty hair"

Pls don't smite me with your fearsome wizard powers kek

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what are the best questions to ask a girl on the first date?

Sex is something friends do with each other sometimes. I don't think you have anything else to share with this person except he gave you a good fuck once and personally, I don't think sex is a big deal. Anything other than that, it's probably just your nature.

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sounds pretty nice.
As a dude , you have 3 parts , pre orgasm, orgasm and post orgasm.
pre orgasm , right before you feel it comming , you just escape this world and you feel heat comming from your gland,nothing else around , only the pleasure and the heat, orgasm, everything releases and you cum, post orgasm, you feel dizzy, fast beating heart and you feel really relaxed and tired.
Pretty nice but i know female orgasms are longer so fuk u it sounds better!
Also i once found a way to get some feeling like if you were hungry (you feel it in your throat and bottom of your stomach) between orgasm and post orgasm, by rubbing a certain angle between the shaft and the glans, but i never managed to replicate it

Fuck you cunt

I got bullied, im not the most voloptuous girl

Fat ew

~tchan

bro speaking
sex is a beg deal bc none of my friends will have sex with me

how so you have sex with someone without falling in love with them
bc i can't

Is squirt pee or not?

Not the user that responded and you kinda answered your own question there. I don't think you should feel bad because thats an enire different memory from what you're living right now with your husband. you felt good but that was it, the body remembers memories a bit different that the mind and sometimes it's ok to think differently than your everyday thoughts lol but the important thing is what you do and if you're still in love with your man after all those experiences than I think thats fine, don't be so hard on yourself, you are doing great beeing a loving wife and future loving mother.

>Fat ew
I guess, but at least nobody ever bullied me for my body
Flat tits still can be cute, are you a tranny or something?

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No

bro speaking.
i like fat chicks

Cunt if you said that to my face id cut your throat
Kill yourself you fat pig
;x

~tiffy

Okay never mind, you already addressed this.

So if that's the case, is squirting just an involuntary thing that comes on (no pun intended) when you orgasm, or do you feel like you need to piss and can let it out at will like with urine? Because I'm a newfag to sex by a few months and my gf often says she needs to pee after we've been going at it for a while and I wasn't sure if she was reluctant to let herself squirt or whether she actually needs to pee because she's nervous or something.

do all the fam anons posting identify as bender?
if so why?

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Tranny

quaint
I'm digging the brat vibes, I'd probably fuck you.
I prefer super thin boys and girls, they are the best
I have a BMI of about 18, sorry brah.

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You clearly don't get it
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For me it was involuntary until I trained myself. If I'm having sex or something I can now squirt on his command.

It feels like liquid pressure building, I'm guessing when you boys first ejaculated you had nothing to compare it to either and likened it to tinkle.

If she's not comfortable she's probably not gonna squirt. I only figured out I could because I said I felt like I was gonna pee and the guy got so excited he held me down and wouldn't stop even though I kept begging him to till I squirted

I'm sure anyone could make themselves piss if they tried.

>likened it to tinkle.
no an exposition

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Kill yourselves you fat losers
Thats why no one wants to fuck you
I have men lining up to fuck me
Big strong muscle men too with 7 inches or above
~t

are 90% of the questions ask on these threads about squirting?

You don't go into threads you make your own threads that's 10 times worse retard. You could just make a normal ama and be anonymous. but you make SURE everyone knows your a girl cause it's the only way you can get attention. Doing the same shit you're talking about. Newsflash your not Intersesting or smart this thread would be nothing without "hehe look I'm a girl".

Kik?

>Big strong muscle men too with 7 inches or above
Eh, keep 'em, I love my boys thin and fem.
And the only guy I want to fuck is sleeping right next to me anyway.

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Which captchas do you hate the most? For me, it's the bicycles one. Traffic lights is a close second.

why is vocaroo not working?

Its pee

It's a woman.

Thanks for the thumbnail "femanon".

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What if I pinched a clitoris or bit it lightly? How much would it hurt?

Okay. I mean, its not so much that she's uncomfortable having sex per se but rather that she shy by nature and has some hangups about it because of a strongly religious upbringing. She often wants me to stop just short of orgasm because of said hangups and I wasn't sure if her needing to pee was her trying to hold back squirting.

Also, what in your opinion is the best way to get a girl off? I get different women might like different things but still.

Black Sabbath or Metallica?

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What's the best way to ask out a girl

you don't have to prove you're a girl, I suppose. But this picture goes deeper than the ordinary tits or gtfo

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does your partner feels bad when you don't/can't reach orgasm?

Be a fat overweight mexican and pretend to be a bad boy

are you wherein a band shirt, or do you have a band shirt? if so what band?

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That was really nice to read thanks user. Really.

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I just love answering this because you seriously don't know how much I love breakfast club

I'd say 20%

Youre delusional to the point
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Does dick size really matter and how so? Is bigger always better or is there an optimum size?

do you have anything pierce other then your ears ? if so what made you decide to do that?

A fuck ton of foreplay. I know it sounds dumb but once you get me that wet and ready I'd do anything. Hell I'll go all night, but getting the girl there is what makes that happen. You need to listen to what she likes. Lots of nipple attention, then clitoral and gspot attention(gspot almost always makes me squirt).

I didn't mean to insinuate she was hung up on sex, more on ejaculating. I was raised VERY conservatively and religiously, I can understand how she feels. Gotta be kind, patient and give lots of positive feedback. She'll end up doing a lot more

Post your dick first
And how tall are you?

Femboys lol ok loser

Lllllllooooooossssseeeeerrrrrrrr

Lol

~tiff

Sabbath if you're not a massive faggit

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Working fine on my end

Maybe black sabbath

Mothers are the primary parents. Fathers are the other parents. Why is that?

She's going to say some boring shit like 'be casual! just ask us out!' For some reason women desire boring, everyday experiences

Hey femanon
Im in a dry spell. I think im a decent guy. Im not ugly, i work with animals, im pretty sensitive. I have tried tinder and it was pretty good for a while, even had some wholesome relationships but its starting to die down. Got any advice for a youngfag?

do you have a tattoo ?. if so can you post a pic?

Why do I have to be fat or Mexican? I'm white and skinny.

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If he knew I was trying to get there and he finished before me then he does a little bit lol

Awe someones jealous of my husband. How cute

Do you ever wear dresses where the zipper goes all the way from your neckhole to your bumhole? Because I think that's hot.

OP is a gross brown skin lover

Not tall but big dick

What can I say, boybutt is love, boybutt is life.
Soft skin, soft hair, tiny waist, hnnng.
Since you can get any guy you want, I'd strongly rec a youthful slender guy with a decent dick.

Thanks, that's actually helpful.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

You know why guys like you knock everything?

Tinder doesn't work because you're busy checking off your list of attractive features rather than connecting. Most happy couples I know say they never thought they'd date someone like this. They always they never thought they'd date a fat person or a liberal or whatever. Stop looking for things in common and just commit to someone.

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It doesn't. End of story.

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>implying a woman who wants thinks casual and simple is "bad"

So you like complicated cunts?

Tits or GTFO, cunt.

How big? Anything below 7.5” is cringe

I’m not gay

~t

Do you think men are envious of women's ability to give birth?

> wanna fuck a guy like this?
> I’m not gay
it's not gay if you are a dickless cis girl lol
Are you a mtf after all?
Because why the fuck Cred Forums would bully your tits/body otherwise.

>jealous
Nah enjoy being laughed at in public

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Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-friend?
Steady dates?
Lo--vers?
you slip her the hot...beef...injection?

do you belong to the physics club?

Glad to help. Go get her squirting!

You fags are pathetic.

You wear tights? or the required uniform?

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My mermaid when it was still sorta fresh lol

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That's a bad inference to draw.

Love and relationships are the most important things in our lives; acting like they're simple or uncomplicated is tantamount to admitting your life doesn't matter.

>looks like I met my future wife. should probably text her.
>kinda want marry you if that's okay. no big deal.
>guess we're married. huh

I find that degraded and revolting

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Those are half niggers user

Hang yourself you fat whore
Use a thick rope to carry your pig weight
Hope you botch it and suffer
Cunt
xx
~tiff

Lol these are making my day.
I've been meaning to watch it again lately

twirling around on my piano stool my head begins to swim my
head begins to swim twirling around on my piano stool twirling
around on my piano stool a dizzy spell eventuates twirling around
on my piano stool I begin to feel dizzy twirling around on my
piano stool

The statement is still true those are just 2 random pictures.

>thinks a relationship has to be complicated to be "real"

new femanon to the thread
how do i get a bf

How do you know if you adore someone or love em?

I bet tchan has nicer legs

i think i figured out how to get into fem anons pants, But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are.

Talk to boys. "Signals" don't work and they're bullshit so just talk to them.

Love you too hun, but you'd better keep these suicidal asphyxiation fantasies in check.
It's some dangerous stuff, we wouldn't want you to hurt yourself anymore than you already do on a regular basis.

My husbands brothers are half white and Mexican and they look full on white. So no the statement isn't relevant

ye but i’m really awkward and just suck at talking to people in general -j

Lol whatever helps you sleep at night

kys faggot

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So..?

Do things that usually seem disgusting seem hot during sex? Has anyone ever stuck their nose up your ass?

More like to be interesting. How can you not get this. You only have *one* shot at finding the person you spend your life with. That's the last thing I would want to be down to earth and unexciting.

If you want it that simple, the government might as well have just moved the guy / girl into your home one day.

it really depends on what the thing is. as for the second part, no -j

What are your thoughts on bisexual men & women?

Did you know that when you die, the world ends?

Maximise your looks and no guy is going to care you're awkward. But yeah, you do have to talk to them enough that you give them a chance.

Ever think about basketball?
Why do they always applaud the man who makes the shot?
Why don't they applaud the ball?
It is the ball that actually goes into the net.
The man doesn't go into the net.
Never have I seen a man going into the net

When you fell in love, did you ever get mad at him because he's all thought about?

kinda sus that you think abt basketball, what, you watch grown men get hot and sweaty? -j

sweet dreams Tiffy the based troll

i’m a solid 4/10 with a good snapchat filter, maximizing my looks isn’t gonna do much - j

Lol

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How much unease and sexual deprivation do you feel when your husband goes to work?

Stop being fat?

Don't understand that last part really?

Guys will be attracted to you based on what you show us. We're visual that way. If you show your body, you'll attract guys who are interested in your body. The trouble is they'll be attracted to anyone with a good body. If you show your mind, you'll attract a guy who is interested in your mind. Same thing for showing your heart. What do you want your bf to be interested in about you?

i’m not fat actually
i’m what they call a butter face -j

How can women be literal cocksuckers and still think that they're better than others?

bro speaking.
i like butter face

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hell yeah

What makes you a 4/10? Most things are fixable in these days of make-up and hair extensions.

If you only think about one thing, it can become kind of annoying.

/thread
sage in all fields

Can't be that bad. If you're young and fit you're already a 8/10

i mean i don’t, idk abt other girls tho -j

you say that like being a cocksucker is a bad thing.

my face is really round and i am actually embarrassed of my side profile

this

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>my race is really round
Isn't that good though? Curious now

I think she means her jaw is weak.

face****** no i look like a fucking egg -j

Kik?

MY BIGGEST QUESTION IS?
is there anything you want to ask us?

i don’t have kik why would i have kik

Lol I lost my shit.

Of course not op just wants to listen to herself talk

lmaooo hope someone finds humpty dumpty attractive -j

i don’t even think op is here anymore -j

What's more important in a relationship, trust or affection?

So you can msg lonely guys on Cred Forums ofc

i mean both. if there’s no trust then what’s the point. if there’s no affection then it’s just a friendship -j

I get you with the feeling comfortable part. I would want that eventually, though, after an initial phase of romance and excitement. Otherwise you just miss out and all those possibilities... forever. I just don't want to pass it up.

I'm here lol

fair but i have a feeling this will be a one time thing -j

But you have long hair and a fringe right?

oh word my bad -j

The answer is never listen to a women's advice

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>I dont think Im better than others
You both condescend to people all the time in these threads.
>bitch, you put dirty dick in your mouth
My sentiments exactly.

...fuck. yep

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No worries. Just slay Queen lol ;)
If you have problems finding men, you could always switch to women.

thank youuu

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You're not me though

that is true tbh. i’ve been questioning my sexuality for a while anyway

Huh. I can't picture it. I've noticed eggface b*tches before but it's usually because the forehead is too prominent

Stop talking to yourself OP its obvious. Imagine being this starved for attention

my forehead is tiny. i have a 3head -j

i’m not tho -j

That's good. Experimentation does no harm. We women do understand each other better so it might be what you need, to be with a fellow woman like me.

Post a pic goddamit. I promise to be nice

bro speaking
yes i am this starved for attention

If you're tall, show off your legs as much as possible.

Vchan-chan are you still here

I treat Cred Forums as a safe place to blow off steam, so Im definitely meaner here than I am irl. Mostly everything I post is my genuine feelings, though.

Lesbian relationships have higher rates of physical and emotional abuse. Stop spreading this cancer.

bro bro speaking
I'll treat you right bro

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Fuck off you know nothing. Go jerk off to anime loser while I smoosh my vulva with another girl's.

bro?

At least 6.5, if not higher. Digging the eyelashes.