Prostate massagers are the god mode of self pleasure. Once comfortable with my Trident, nothing else compares

Prostate massagers are the god mode of self pleasure. Once comfortable with my Trident, nothing else compares.

By far the best way to pass a couple of hours laying in bed fucking yourself into ecstasy.

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I can get the same effect with a bag of M&M's you pretentious faggot.

I have to be high to have a prostate orgasm, but it makes it that much better. I'd lay in bed all day just having orgasm after orgasm. Highly recommend.

I got a hugo lelo. easily spend 2-3 hours playing with it.

how do i clean my pooper before use?

Find a friend, use a condom with dish soap for lube

Try taking a dump about an hour before a session then right before use a device that can shoot water in your ass to clean out the reminisce. Lube to excess.

Weed was made for prostate massagers. Ive only been able to achieve orgasm once while sober. But high AF, the moment I insert, my body starts trembling uncontrollably in waves. Nothing like it in the world.

Last night I started moaning like a chick while fucking myself. Part of me was weirded out but the other part never felt so good in my life.

I'm not gay but is it only natural that I try cock next? I mean if it feels good, it feels good.

Why is that?
Is it the state of mind it puts you in?
Could meditation help acheive that state of mind without drugs?

Does it just calm your nerves?

One of the most intense sexual experiences of my life was doing sensory deprivation with an Aneros in my ass. Laying perfectly still, my heart was about to explode and I had waves of pleasure through my entire body.

All three really.

Helps you relax especially if youre still not totally comfortable with putting something in your ass.

But also help enhance the please you get from it rubbing on your prostate. You feel it more. On top of that weed help to block out other distraction so that you focus and "become one" with the massager. Its like I can feel it fucking me more then im high.

Ive heard of some guys getting so sensitive with their prostates that they cum in the 1 minute from touching it

It has to be a state of mind thing

I guess I'm hoping to do it without weed and recreate that state of mind in some way

Do you like feel your body more on weed? Does it stop making you think about distracting things?
What specifically does weed accomplish to make you feel it more?

>mfw taking it up the ass feels like nothing

its defintly a state of mind thing. Ocasionally if im not in the mood but try anyway,its not very pleasurable and get nothing out of it. My ass hole is even too tight to even get free movement of the toy.

Despite weed making my body feel relaxed, my mind wonders much more. Thats being said, i become much more physically aware of touch and thr sensation is enhanced. When im more aware of physical touch, the pleasure is magnified and is easier to feel every movement of the you inside me. I feel like Im being fucked. Never having anal sex before its a fun and exciting experience with an ocean of sexual pleasure.

I guess to sum it up, the weed just enhances the please and helps you relax. You can focus mroe on it fucking you.

Interested but don’t want to throw all that money on a prostate massager. Any tips?

Bump

Same here, sober I feel almost nothing, after vaping some weed it's a whole different experience. It kinda makes me worried that my body will become too dependent on it, though

Do it faggit. You can scrape together 30 bones to buy a cheaper model.

The moment your dick is oozing a river of pre-cum, you'll realize it was the before money you ever spent.

Thought this has the silhouette of a nose.

what's the best position? lying on your stomach? how long did it take for you to achieve it the first time? been trying on and off for maybe 3 years and still can't get one, although i do other butt stuff on the regular

Prostate massagers are extremely masculine. If they were feminine, god would have shaped pehises like a prostate massager.

i usually lay on my back. squeezing my ass cheeks together as i thrust up. similar motion as if i was thrusting my dick. if you use enough lube the massager will slide a little in and out until it starts fucking you. ultimately you have to relax and get comfortable with it until it "hits the spot."

What in the fuck...

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I love mine I have a massager that thrusts for me so i can just lay in bed and let it work its magic

any homemade solutions? fingers just get tired

My GF got me one of these some time ago. She’s always been into trying to get me to cum by massaging my prostrate. Almost like a fetish for her, so I’ve always been like: sure, let her have her fun. I was highly skeptical at first, but yes, they work.

Realistically, you shouldn’t expect much at first; for most of us it’s not exactly natural to cum this way. But once you gat used to the feeling, then the fun starts. Pot does help, but I enjoy sex when high anyway.

The first time I came with one of these, it was like waves overcoming my body, making me rock, writhe, and moan uncontrollably. It lasts a looooong time & is more of a full-body orgasm. It’s intense & insanely pleasurable.

Honestly, if you’re on the fence about it, I’d say it’s stupid NOT to try it. I mean, really, who cares what you’re doing in the privacy of your own home.

Nazis didn't care about gays that much. Ugandans, however...

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cucumber

with a condom and water-based lube is safest, but if you're really insecure about buying a cucumber and a condom just make sure that it's really clean and use olive oil for lube

stop being gay

She the first one to make you cum that way, or you go solo?

good way to get a cucumber stuck up the ass

It's not even slightly gay user. Have you tried a dildo though? Those are actually pretty gay and you'll know it right away.

>device that can shoot water in your ass

It's called an enema kit

If you are advanced enough to ram an entire foot-long cucumber up your ass, you should be invested enough to buy a proper fucking dildo.

Here's a pic to show yous what it looks like

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Cared enough to keep them deeply closeted

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Solo at first & for the majority. It took me a while to get used to cumming that way on my own before getting there with her. Even then, it works best if I’m controlling the the action, so it’s usually this kind of thing where I’ll watch her get off with her vibrator while she watches me get off with the Aneros. It’s not an everyday thing, but fun mixing it up.

tried it, had on vibrating up my ass for an hour. felt weird, no orgasm, waste of money. sad. now it catches dust in my closet. maybe I could use gift it to my next girlfriend. now back to fapping.

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>hours

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fapping is gay too, you are touching a penis

you should give it another shot. Like another poster said it's one of those things that take some getting used to.

I would play with mine every few days for a few months and occasionally have and okay session.

Now that I've gotten comfortable with it it's fucking incredible. So pleasurable to the point where I get home from work and run upstairs just to start using it.

got kik?

Sucking a dick is gay, but wanking a dick isn't

does it ever just leak out fluid without you actually cumming? like, is it more common to not have an orgasm and just have fluid come out in a rush without feeling anything pleasurable?

wat

Just follow roman rules and you'll be fine.

rip my aneros progasm today dropped it on a tile floor and one of the bulb arms broke off. just spent $60 on a new one on its way. def would recommend them it gives me the best orgasms!

This

Ive thought about trying this but im scared id damage my prostate

Idk, millions of gay dudes can’t be wrong

based af

Enema, ideally... or water bottle, hose, w/e

How long is it normally supposed to take?

All these failed humans makes me sad

No one cares you fat fucking diabetes riddled faggot.

Now THAT I would love to see

they're a god send if youre locked in chastity by your gf

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I own one of these, and though it feels nice when I jack off, it doesn't really do anything on its own. You're supposed to start contracting involuntarily at some point, but that's never happened so far. Manually contracting doesn't really give me any mentionable sensation, either. Am I doing something wrong, or?

Are you leaking when you just use it and don’t touch your dick?

A little, I guess? After about half an hour or so.

I tried prostate massagers, other buttplugs and just even using my own fingers but, touching and playing with my prostate doesn't give me any pleasure at all... i hate it so much I wanna be a real sissy and cum from buttplay too...

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Just doesn’t work for some guys I think

have discord?
I wrote a guide that could help

nah that's a lie
You just have to become aware of your prostate

I'll give you an example
Modern people can't activate their glutes without really training for a few weeks. Why? Because we sit in a chair all day unlike our ancestors.
It's not that some people can't activate their glutes. Everyone can. But it's lying dormant.

>activate their glutes
I don’t even know what you mean

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I hope this isn't a trick or anything bad, i'm really nervous posting this

>bag of M&M's

is that what you call your boyfriends cock faggot

>sex or masturbation with something in your ass makes ejaculatory orgasms longer and stronger
>orgasm and ejaculation are two separate things
>the refractory period only occurs with ejaculation
>you can trigger ejaculation alone through prostate stimulation that has virtually no pleasure with it
>you can also trigger dry orgasms with prostate stimulation that are very pleasurable and have no refractory period
I'm still experimenting and learning - I've only had totally hands-free ejaculatory orgasms maybe ~15 times, and at least 2 were the non-pleasurable kind. Those are still interesting because even though the refractory period and penile hyper-sensitivity are there, they are not at all sexually satisfying.
What I have found (for me) is that just fucking myself with a dildo or what have you is more likely to non-pleasurable ejaculation, whereas tensing and relaxing my PC muscles with a toy inserted (while occasionally manipulating that toy) is more likely to lead to a much more pleasurable experience.
Either way, prostate play is pretty neat.

Talk to any physical therapist ior personal trainer about biomechanics of running and it's an epidemic.
Modern people can not activate their glute muscles during exercises

sent
-w

>non-pleasurable kind
Does it still shoot out then? Or does it just kind of flow out? And is there any kind of signal that it’s coming?

bought a progasm and helix syn, tried using both and didn't really achieve anything. much prefer just using my dildo while watching porn. I feel like i must be missing something.

ive seen lolatrap have like 3-4 rapid orgasms when toying herself. it was so hot wathching her body spas out and her toes were clenching like crazy

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for me it was a slow ooze, and you can kind of feel a vague build of pressure, but not that strongly.
I should clarify - it isn't uncomfortable or completely without pleasurable, it's just far below an ordinary orgasm, and I don't mean it feels like a particularly weak orgasm. Sensation-wise, it's just mostly pressure, involuntary contractions, and sensation kind of like the afterglow of an orgasm, like how you feel 5 minutes after orgasm.

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so comes out kinda like that gif?

and is it a lot or just like a normal amount of cum?

THIS.
Which is why it's so funny to train a sissy to cum in their chastity cage. It really feminizes with their mind. Because once they see cum flow from the locked cage, they give up hope of ever having an erection again.

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link to the vid?

It was very much like that gif - slow ooze. I'd say it was a fairly normal amount.

BTW, protip for fun and sport - when you do find yourself at that instant in which you know you are going to cum, try relaxing everything entirely. Don't contract any muscles for as long as you can.

still around?

>relaxing everything entirely
What does that do?

ill do you bettter

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she HATES having socks on her feet so you always get to see her toes when she cums : P

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wow thanks

jesus whose gonna clean the carpet?

my mouth

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sissies in with milk skin and baby pink cages are so cute. they also look amazing if theyre circumcised and you can see their very pink clit in a clear cage

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ouch, soap is the opposite of lube and would probly dry you out horribly. I've heard stories of skin falling of dicks when people jack off with hand soap

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