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I've gotten to claim 4 times today, I'm so happy
Thank the mods
Fuck mods
Mods are niggers
Fuck mods
Mods are niggers
Fuck mods
Mods are niggers
Fuck mods
Mods are niggers
Fuck mods
Nyaa~
keep up the good work mods
Thanks for the bump retard
I want to hold Sphere girl and tell her all about her good sides and piggyback carry them to the darkest corners of the universe and back and take photos of all the cool things on the way together.
same
Someone sent me a meme of Earth chan and I remembered that I had some saved and then I spent a few hours scrolling through pictures of her, spent a few days in online chats trying to find a way to vent this notion, and then I realized I was obsessed and turned to /waifu/ for help.
Out of all the other places that I consulted with this, only here people didn't immediately assume I was mocking them.
After more than a year of calming down from the trauma of posting in a waifu thread unironically and fighting with myself on and off about whether or not this is even real, I guess I really have fallen in love with someone that isn't a human person.
autosaging is far less spicy
here's that thing
mods are being too gay rn, thought the whole point of b is you can do what you want besides illegal activities
too bad mods are niggers
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i am megumin man
natural born leader of my waifu-chan
big stick and point hat
beat that mod with an EXPLOOOSION
Thats a pretty cute story! thats the kind of things that are accidental but leave a lasting mark, I hope you dont change your mind.
I will make sure this time...
Well, I have to go, I want to keep working on this, see ya later! farewell!
Goodbye cutie
it must be boring to moderate trap pornography all day. Deleting us must feel like poking into an anthill with a stick
>meanwhile loli thread on front page
>mfw
the advantage of Earthy being a relic of the past is that nobody posts her in porn threads. At least not frequent enough for me to see.
that's fair enough
though it was weird in 2017 people wanted to fuck the planet
they got their wish :*(
Good thing about that is that I'm not the one who came up with "Earth chan", it was the rest of Earth, I'm the normie of us both.
It's not that bad, Earth will still be cute without any lifeforms left, it'll just not be as loud a party.
And if bored kids on the internet can accidentally channel their puberty into a recycling project, who am I to judge?
(also, Earth day soon, which usually means people remember her for a few hours))
nature always finds a way is what they always say
Let's see how long untill this one go bye bye!
I hope so
Oh shit, when? Time to get the drawing tablet...
Nyaa~
20th of april, not that "soon", but I'm a little overexcited for it.
Kumi
Darn, almost had me a really good idea of what to draw.
I'll draw the nerd when the time comes around, cause if I do it now, It'll look far more poopy than if I do it later.
Hirasawa Yui
hey Sphere girl poster, i hope i'm not too late
i was thinking happy thoughts about you on the way home, but i forgot them all.
bye Relm, sorry i missed you
wow, really? Hitler and Earth share a bday!
nice
8899
heya doot floof.
how day be?
nice.
Heya yui poster! How goes it?
22. of april
how did I mess this up, sorry Earthoid, I will drown myself and never socialize again.
Hitler isn't born on Earth day, but I'm gonna be stuck knowing that date too, forever, now
Coolmi
Too late for what? I know that feel. I'd write down my post ideas, but I want to stop making posts in my head outside of thread, because that's unhealthy thinking behavior.
69 ending tag
"hitler birthday"
talking about 420
nice
Weh
Is that Yuuko?
Wooh, double dubs!
Finna eat some Rotisserie and bread(heh). Feelsgood
What's up?
Coldmi
Felix est die bestes waifu; wê dir, heiden! daz ist dir zorn!
this is almost kraut, cool number, Felix
blep
german best language
but felix ain't best waifu
you know who i like
nice nice
hello yams poster. it goes tasty. i ate yummy
sorry.
please don't drown yourself. i know i joke about your death a bit, but it would make me really sad if that happened right now
maybe knowing Hitler's birthday isn't a bad thing.
too late to say hi! i was worried i'd be too late to see you.
i wonder what post ideas you've brain-written in your time. i once wrote down a message for you, too.
sorry about that
nice nice
yes
Das ist Diutisk, nicht Krautich.
Felix best waifu. Fight me :3
Earth-blyat
Every damn time. I'll never get my beloved taiga or even my second Kaori
bich felix ain't even a girl >:3
is it weird for a strait man to pretend to be gay in the internet?
if you are then
NYANN!
I LIVE, I AM SINISTAR
Hi!
That's a weird Yui, haha
I always find nice ways to verbalize why I like Planet toaster so much when I make food, but forget them while eating, and then scan't remember ITT.
When I die there will be another user like me, but possibly smarter and cooler, in the future. It will be my soul successor, and one day he will die, and it will repeat until in a far future one of those gets the World's attention.
Diutisk is better German than some Germans' German.
Make a thread in the future, then noone can take your boo. And add a QOTT if you will, those are nice.
you know what's good
claim
helloo!!!
Reimui! she's the whatever of ididn'tplay2hu
we should play Planet Coaster together, and maybe in real life. we'll make a rocket ship coaster that goes into space
that sounds amazing. i hope that legacy continues...
when i die, i don't know what will happen. i'll probably be another drop in the proverbial bucket that is life.
you're so nice..
Yet he's better girl than your shitfu :P
I don't know. My boyfriend thinks it's funny.
Diutisk is best German. Old and proud.
>Reading a manga about a fat disgusting nerd who's only girlfriend is an AI in VR
It's like i'm looking into you guys' futures. Weird.
take it back okay?
i admit it
felix is a little
cute...
what are you talikng about .
we have that today
it is called vr chat
facts
Epic win! Still looking for the dimension i have to go to for Nichijou S2
Why is my future black and white
I'm talking with a cute boy online, gonna visit him soon UwU
I'll take the shitfu back. But he's still best girl.
Planet Coaster with you actually sounds perfect. You're really bringing up the rocket often, huh? You really want to an rocket that bad?
When you die, you're still in my head, remember? I can pour you into all those small buckets I get to meet in my future. Maybe one of them will conquer the universe. Maybe one of them will keep a pic of Yui in their wallet to encourage them, should they ever feel down. Maybe one of them will destroy Earth, or build a rocket rollercoaster.
You're nicer than me, I just spread the honey you give me, I have a good butter knife is all.
I have no future
checkmate
i own planet coaster as well!
although all i do is kill
Well the ones in vr chat are men pretending to be women, not an AI that's predestined to love you.
I get you though.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Good luck have fun
Mood
>I have no future
Relatable
have you figured out how to brake the time space continuum in the game yet
we have that today
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i don't have a girlfriend
gotta go to dimension C-137
anything with you actually sounds perfect. yeah! i really wanna go an rocket that bad! and when we're up there we're gonna form the waifu poster baseball team, and you're gonna ask me the names of all the players on the team, and i'm gonna tell you who's on first and you're gonna say "that's what i'm asking you!"
please let the me in your head do fun things with the presumable you in your head. that's really nice. i should stop being so melodramatic and put on a happy face (don't f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ smile!)
if you knew me, then you'd know i'm not nicer than you, but you are the most genuinely nice person i do know, and you're not me (as far as i know), so i know i'm no nicest person i know, you know?
Let me suck your trap dick Mute-chan
nope if that's possible
they won't get on my dang rides
so what if it goes 200 mph down a 2000 ft drop
That's big mood.
That's what waifus are for, hombre.
Thank you, defo will~
there is a glitch in the game.
if you have the coaster final in the right way. you can get its speed to increase then loop back on itself then repeat until the hole thing just explodes
time to do it
thanks as always n
Unhealthy
don't you want a future
We can learn to make fun coasters together
also, torture is better than murder, regarding carnival based economy simulations
>Society pressures you to follow a certain formula for love, but it might not make you happy, I want people to be able to figure out what works for them.
Also, this is a school admin? Wild.
It's a good idea to not let a "me" take root inside my head, it keeps me more variable. There's a copy of Earth chan though, they live in the house somewhere in the middle of that big flower field, it might also have been a treehouse.
You should yeah! We are happy few.
It's easy to appear nice online when you can edit out anything snappy from your texts, but that's besides the point, you're a genious at using demonstrative conversational strategies to get your point across, and you used it to build me up in the past in a way that I never could, no matter how hard I tried, so I refuse to take that title from you, out of all people. You're great, eat it.
waifus are for hugging
comforting
repairing
building up
exchanging batteries
venting
dancing, singing, all that jazz
wondering, thinking
growing up
learning from love
holding
throwing
rap battling
posting and staring at
and also for loving
and some other stuff but you'll have to ask Mash for that I'm too new
is this real?
I'd take a sapient AI gf tho ngl
Did you... Just make a Rick and Morty reference?
if you want to i would love to do it
my steam tag is stupid specific
time for the end
Mod-kun, we are not your enemy and we support your efforts in taking out the trash.
We appreciate you and Cred Forums is a safer place with you here...
also please get rid of Dick Rate Threads... those are weird
Maybe. Stay tuned to find out. Goodnight
yes i have done it.
if you use rider cam the sky and the ground will start to flash up and upside down. intill it gets to max frame rate then the tran explodes
right, sorry. may i visit Earth-chan? we're gonna have a picnic. plastic; with ketchup and mustard. you won't guess what kind of mustard it is!
we happy few. yeah... that'd be cool.
am i really? i'm glad i made you feel better. i frankly don't even remember a single word i could've said to you years ago (well, year ago).
i can't let the nicest person i know call me the nicest person they know, so from now on i will regrettably have to be mean to you.
thank you very much for saying nice bappity boops that make me feel like doing a 90 degree turn of :). i'm a little overwhelmed that someone as amazing as you can be impacted by me.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
and remember, that's li-
hey duke what's the best way to learn French?
Top a French twink for four weeks straight mon cher~
by asking her to French kiss uou~
I'm wasted.. I'mma go pass out
oh my i got trips~
Domo arigato.
Gun Roboto.
all french people are twinks
but not all twinks are french
whoa cute cat :)
i'm actually a bottom twint myself so it'll be weird..
nice
what the...
darn trips...
trips command it~
Actually, "stupid specific" gives me a result with a Meg profile pic, but they don't have Planet Coaster. Which is weird, considering they also own almost 400 games.
Well said, this is a good post, sleep well.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to like Yui poster.
It's less the words than the way you use them, like, I try to verbalize things but you don't even need to do that, in your most shining moments, you just paint pictures composed of words, and you fluidly switch between this and shitposts. It's fascinating, you.
I frankly don't remember anything in more than arbitary detail that is older than one week.
If you're mean to me I'll kick out the small Yuiposter in my head, and Yui, too. Only Earthoid can live there rent free.
cool post user
good luck on the way down
you don't know felix?
let me take you on an adventure
the adventure of re:zero
kinda bringe bro.......
i meant like you could only find me, sorry frien :(
my steam profile is NGS | Bob Ross and it has big scary picture and all my friends are weeb hating maymay mans
i won't tell anyone tho ;)
also i have played horrid games and streamed them to my friend cause they thought it was funny
no you don't i get that it is all about nialisom and movie refresic and i am fucking stuped
Kinda agree on that one. :3
Hawt, show butt OwO
thank you dear~ do you also want to kiss duek you do talk to her a lot~
I-I just wanted to stalk you and stare at your profile, I'm too cracked to add you..
I want to make memes with düêk, I want to kiss my waifu
you should add her on discord then~ also dress her up as your waifu and kiss her~
aw, don't be scared hun
i already have 3 weebs at least on my friends list i talk to regularly
God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU
Habiter dans france
She oughta be great at finger guns
nh.. i can't... i'm taken..
is it a good anime?
my butt irl? i'm at work atm
who?
nice tuba
im a band kid
Q: what is the exact opposite of Nihilism?
A: im mr Meeseeks look at me
Ui
roboto sans?
heh, not really. but you're one of those people that both low and high IQs can enjoy. like Jesus
i remembered one of those things i was thinking about. i enjoy conversation with you so much, because i feel like we're writing a poetry composed of archaic moles in the history of diction. i always feel like i'm desperately struggling to match the pretty video graphic arrays you paint on my computer book, and your words of encouragement are my only feedback that i'm not completely failing in entertaining you
you're breathtaking.
i have to agree. someone once said something about not remembering what people say, but how they make you feel. well, i remember you making me feel happy.
i'll pay rent in your head, then. how does 3.5 years worth of hugs sound?
cRINGE!! BRINGE??!
you just don't get it
do you want my Steam so you can stalk me, too? maybe even send me a friend request some day, and we can play something together
pls delet ur post
re:zero is one of the best anime i've ever watched
only thing that beats it for me is konosuba
yes i do, i'm mr Meeseeks look at me!!
You asked how to learn french. I know i'm not duke but
I don't think you payed enough attention in band
What terrible events have i wrought
You first
will you deny trips~?
i made region ;)
the events heve served there peruse, then thay have dissipated
mfw i just realized that is a euphonium
you can kill me im a stupid trumpet
it's all fun and games until you actually get shot.
No
This is a euphonium not a tuba oh
Don't worry, I am too lol
Thus all is well
Inuyashiki vibes
the fact that shames me is that my cousin plays euphonium and was in region too
Go to toilet, take pic of butt, show butt, we all profit. N Y A A~
cropped porn huh?
two can play at that game
I can't-
Yeah but if I add you one of my superbrain friends will figure out I'm a weeb, which I've kept secret, and my life will dissolve like Brausepulver.
I would probably enjoy playing with you, but I can't. Sorry, cutefag.
This post made me laughe
I dunno either, I was really stressed earlier, but after seeing some of your posts, they have a calming effect on me, apparently, I gain some unique perspective while writing with you, one that helps me see a certain facette of life in a positive light.
At this point, it probably doesn't even matter what we talk about anymore, you could tell me about your favorite brand of cereal for 5 hours straight, it just makes me happy to know you're somewhere.
No please don't, I'll probably really go through all your pages, and I don't know where eventually, when I'm done, that will make of me, I don't know what effect such a situation has on a brain.
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three can-
actually, no, I can't
this is my pee pee
wait what? i thought i had it hidden i was a weeb pretty good
from one hidden weeb to another, it scares me but i usually say i knew them before they weeb'd
add her or kiss her~
can I kiss you~
That's smart but then I have to make up a whole, third, parallel identity in which you're my faraway cousin or something, and I don't even know how to play an euphonium
I don't have discord, I cannot add people~
and dressing duke as the entire World would involve adding so much clutter to them that the final costume is the actual entire World.
I can post uncropped if you want nyaa~
nabiki has best hair
well if you aren't able to then no troubles, im sorry i didn't get to play any games with you
Legs too
i mean if you post uncropped i would have to post uncropped honeybuns~
I'm sorry I got up your hopes, friend
Never heard of it.
The moon is slowly drifting away and will leave Earth's orbit though.
this is jupa jup- chan
based based based BASED BASED BASED
no, never mind, sorry
sorry
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i'm glad i could help you. i'm flattered, far too flattered, always. i hope that facette makes you and everyone you act with more positive in lightness, too.
i'll tell you, i'm not really a fan of cereal, but i do like them bran flakes. i'm a simple guy, now. i don't like those fancy colors, or special fruits, or them weight-loss miracle whathaveyous. now, i follow a relatively soft diet on prepackaged foods, and i often prefer to eat high carbohydrate foods with a 100cal/30g ratio (although this usually is passed by 10-50 calories higher). now, bran flakes are good because they achieve that range. they're not loaded with trash, they's just got wheat or whatever they heck they're made of, and some almond milk to top it off. now, i really like almond milk. it is my preferred milk substitute, and the only milk i drink at home. now, these flakes are good because they're not too sweet. they've got flavor and texture, and that's all i want. for sweetness, i give them milk, and they get in a good spot and i just really enjoy that. i also put them with yogurt, which makes a nice contrast, and the bran flakes give almost a sour and crunchy pair to the yogurt. it's a great way to get my protein.
sorry...
but one day, okay, we're gonna add each other on Steam. or in real life. whichever one's sooner.
Oh my, that... would... be... so... l e w d~
nose bleed
where are all the good posters
But earth-chan is flat
There's no such thing
so... L E W D~
i
needs a boob job from nesa chan
how long is it gonna be till somebody just posts straight up porn
Y-yes... nyaa~
oooh~
Tuba faces forward Euphonium faces up. The buttons
Would post video of every band in the series but spoiler heavy.
Summary: lots of deadly finger guns
Nice dubs and yo
Probably soon
Hello
You got any?
That's because the moon is playing around with Earth's mass, though, so it's more like eating chocolate and then not having any left than just ignoring the chocolate, you know? Also, technically this means the velocity at which Moon recedes into the vast nothingness of space will eventually approach zero as increased distance also weakens the influence of Moon's gravitational field on Earth. Oh well.
They're looking pretty familliar
You know, you actually have the same cereal taste AND the same music taste as a person I know, you two would get along well.
I don't want t make you flat
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We can add eachother on Steam while we are meeting up!
They've not been printed yet, ink cartridges are pretty expensive.
Earth chan is perfect whatever way she is
yeah but im waiting for felix man to strike before i dump my load
(that's what she said)
I think I might coom third time today, s-stop it baka~!
make it 4~
kill yourselves
wafis are not real
...
I don't disagree with that
is that person me? you can just say it's me, you know. i'd understand completely
>I don't want t make you flat
i don't understand, sorry
yeah, we could! but that sounds like a long time to wait, and i'm but a vain human who can only perceive minutes ahead of myself
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based
I'll take your word for it.
But gravity doesn't effect velocity. The moon would break free faster the farther out it gets because the gravity holding it in orbit is less.
Kek
then enplane escape velocity
This thread has quickly become considerably ecchi
>Gravity doesn't affect velocity
Ever heard of a little thing called the slingshot maneuver
In terms of orbit, gravity doesn't change velocity.
yeah i'll quit now
it was just a little kek
infact imma head to bed
cya nerds
Story of my life
gravity is acceleration which is literally change in velocity you potat~
When talking about movement perpendicular to the pull of gravity, it won't change that.
>terms of orbit the numbers are so small they are almost non extinct but they are still there
your earlier post made it sound like velocity was immune to gravity
oh? so what would happen to the object's movement if gravity disappeared?
coppy posta
Both the drift of the Moon and the slowing of the rotation of the Earth are very very small effects- the slowing of the Earth's rotation over the last 100 years is estimated to be about 1.4 milliseconds. That's a slowing of 0.0014 seconds total, over 100 years.
O-oh m-my~
Goodnight, I hope all of you love your waifu, and I hope you all have a very nice thread.
One more Captcha and I'll just cry.
Actually, at least as far as I've been educated on this, the reason the moon is going home, where its people need it, is because of the increased torgue, which it is stealing from the Earth through dragging around its mass.
The peripheral distance between Moon and Earth is decreasing in some or the other weird mathematical relation to the drag forces that Moon applies unto Earth's mass, which means that the farther away the Moon gets, the weaker the gravitational pull on Earth's mass gets, the lesser the velocity away from Earth gets.
The point of flight itself is, as far as I remember, where the calculation respects the direct gravitational force of the two points of mass. You're gonna need to break orbit to farm any extra velocity from the sheer lack of gravitational pull.
If you entertain orbit of one object around another, you'll see the distance between the two objects periodically rattle through a set range of values. You're not gonna get any additional, lasting distance bonus between the two simply because there's points where their gravitational pulls are less than on other points.
Which means the average perpendicular velocity is zero. If you pretend like Moon runs perfect circles around Earth, the actual perpendicular velocity is the same as the average perpendicular velocity of orbit, plus the torgue bonus that distances Moon from Earth.
You two don't even disagree with eachother, you just formulated it weirdly. So did I.
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those two events are even related!
vsoce did this, the carved line of velocity becomes strata line
*increasing (at line 6)
still works though
Out of all things the waifu thread gets into an argument about today it was orbital mechanics
cute.
good bye world
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i'll see you in my dreams. hopefully our brains will link and we'll go on that picnic, too. with earth. hotdogs, and burgers, and plastic, and all the mustard and ketchup and everything else, your sweetkraut
breakfast
Nami Claimed
with earth chan and black hole chan you have to
Velocity is a speed and single direction. In orbit, you have parallel to gravity, and perpendicular.
If you throw a baseball on the moon it will go forward at whatever speed you throw it, but also down at moon gravity. The forward direction won't slow because of gravity though.
It will move in a straight line at whatever speed it was going before.
The Earth is the Moon's home. The Moon is like an Earth clone, a Mini-me?
>It will move in a straight line at whatever speed it was going before
... so its direction won't be changing anymore...
g is still in there
Night lol
Depending on how you look at it that's either lucky or cursed
I think it was started with people discussing moon-chan's effect on earth-chan
yes.
if you spin a rope then let go if it, it will fly is a straight line
my point was the constant change in direction is acceleration geez
mashiro a cute
ok i am done talking about physics
why did you choose your waifo and not another
The direction never changed. It was moving simultaneously forward and downward separately. You just removed the downward. the average changed, but the forward didn't.
That's a falling direction in air resistance. It's literally to find when drag is equal to gravity.
my waifu is N
>choose
go away schizo
>The direction never changed
>as the object moves in a circular/elliptical trajectory
cdawg1593qhk
I think I'm just a hentai
Now you're arguing perspective. Velocity is measured using speed and the three axis of the object moving.
I could also say the Earth orbits the moon, but that doesn't change how fast either of them are moving.
you're retarded. velocity is speed and direction. holding speed constant but changing the direction still is change in velocity hence acceleration. this is not arguing perspective, it is asserting one of the most basic definitions in physics
rude~
>ok i am done talking about physics
>why did you choose your waifo and not another
REALLY
claiming as my waifu
everywhere in the universe appeaser to be the center of the universe
The directions are forward and down. You're applying a stationary plane to it with the plane centered on the Earth.
I can center the plane on the Moon and claim the Moon has no velocity at all.
...
im doing no such thing, you're just retarded