Coronavirus Quarintine thread. So far I stockpiled a lot of weed and MREs and water. What are y’all stocking up on...

whats mre

life outside america must be amazing

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>>being this new
this person is 12

OK why are people treating this like an apocalypse?
This has happened pretty much every 100 years and society didn't collapse its just a cleansing of the old, young and weak

Have fun getting killed.

mre's arent the best choice but they're good if you want shit that's shelf stable for years.
invest in a lot of canned food and instant/packet shit.
get your hands on stuff to make some sort of rainwater collection system, even if it's as simple as a large bucket and a funnel.
invest in a solar panel or two. even 2 panels will provide you electricity to run a whole house all day without having to worry.

Have fun hiding from glorified flu

Someone plays to many games

But user, you'll never catch it since you never leave mom's basement.

english is not my native language nigger

>anti bacterial gels and wipes.

feels like bait

The quarantine though is the real bitch. Here’s what the army base grocery store in South Korea looks like. The idea is to avoid the herd and wait it out.but thanks for being a dick.

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Anyone have that vid of the guy driving down the street in a Chinese city with all the bodies under sheets on the sidewalk?

Videos/stories about what the real infected count may be? Or how bad will the situation go? I think this will be reemerging every winter in europe.

I'm getting ready now

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You live in a dream world. Hollywood showed us a plenty of movies of what will happen.

get like 12 cans o dis shit

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>What Else do I need?
lots of trap porn

>>insults like a 12 year old
ma'am,
im gonna need you to calm down

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hot towels and some vaseline

HK USP?

Girls primary instinct when they see a penis going erect......open mouth

Go fk ur self

...
also an M.R.E is a meal ready to eat,
a ration package containing usually
> a main course
>a pack of gum/laxative 2 in package
>a cracker
>an package of utensils with napkin
>a water activated heating pouch to warm meal
>peanut butter and or jam
also comes in vegan vegetarian and kosher

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Tell that to the doctor who warn the world about it he was in his 30's and died from it.

Op here. Proud owner of Remington tac14.
Springfield xd45. I like to locate close with and destroy by fire and close combat. But I’m looking for things that are clutch food/hygiene wise to wait out the herd.

Yep

>King James Bible
You're right, he needs some rolling paper too.

>mre's arent the best choice but they're good if you want shit that's shelf stable for years.
Why are they not the best choice? What is a better choice? I'm aware that some preppers stock up on bulk dry goods for the long haul, but I find MRE's to be pretty damned tasty and they do indeed last a very long time.

thanks.
warum nicht gleich so?

Take me CORONA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN

hope you have stockpiled media and a power source for when the grid fails
as for what else you need what are you really asking for ?
defense, offense, supplies sutch as equipment, transport, like what are you looking for?

Good call OP. That tac14 and xd45 let's you take everyone else's stuff if you need to.

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its a voluntary quarintine,so its basically useless.americans are as intelligent as a bag of rocks

>im not in a 3rd world country

lol'd,your shithole has the economy of one.have fun stockpiling all this garbage instead of living in a intelligent country that keeps there sick in the foreign countrys they got the diseases in

Halt's Maul, Nazi

is that supposed to be an insult?
fresse neger

I love my XD45. I also own an XD/S in .40 S&W. Those Croats really hit gold with the HS2000 design.

>Power source
I have not. I got an upper level condo. Decent balcony space I reckon I can put a generator out there. Don’t have too much space but if internet goes out I got plenty of books. I should stockpile those too. Thanks user.

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>fresse neger
Wem's schmeckt…

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I regret selling my USP 45. Two or so years back, a guy asked how much, I popped what I thought was an unreasonable number, he went to an ATM and produced funds. I have an XD45 and a new/old Astra A100 in .45 as well.

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>I like to locate close with and destroy by fire and close combat.
Oh, do ya?

I've been building up a pantry of sorts. Even though it's still highly unlikely to become almost apocalyptic, weapons are going to be a necessity because those who defy martial law and quarantine will probably be raiding homes with supplies.

I love mine worth the money for the expert. Its bigger but with the blade holster it's fine. I run HST 124 in 9 never had one hangup. Life on the line you buy the best you can. Pic related

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Already had a 3 month supply before this shit came along, I've since bumped it up to 6.
Pretty easy to do, just bang couple cans/bag of dried shit in your trolley every time you go shopping and put them in your stash. I use those cheap metal 60L lockboxes you can buy for like $50 at the auto store and slide them under my bed once they're full
>50 kilos rice
>10 kilos dried peas
>150+ cans tuna
>30 odd cans of spam
>50 bic lighters
>50ish cans of stew/soup shit
>sunlight soap (can wash you, clothes, it disinfects wounds fucken top stuff)
>5 kilos salt
>15 kilos sugar
>2 kilos beef jerky
>100 odd protein bars
>3 liters olive oil (need more)
plus other shit I can't think of probably

No lube no vidya no booze no coffee no vitamins no porn magazines no gas no batteries no fuel no ammo no grenades no gear no katana no toothpaste no transistor?

What are you?

>Halt's Maul
lmao, what do you? "mean why not like that?" ?
and speak inglish candyass

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oh my daddy has the boolets, I'm an alcoholic so stockpiling booze is impossible and I live with my gf so don't need pron or lube
fairly well set imo

There is a chance you may have to self-medicate so lots of Aspirin or Ibuprofen for fever and Guaifensin for sinus and chest congestion.

Also if you have a fireplace, firewood might be a good idea.

Dont forget porn magazines

It's all on my PC, but I have a generator and a vehicle with an inverter as a back up.

youtu.be/opFCAWZHpzg

Night in WuHan
It's like a horror movie

Wtf is HST in 9

Look it up fag. it's a bullet df

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Viruses don’t crossbreed—just want to clear that up in case anyone misunderstands.

That's what they said about the blacks now look!

Download some porn

I've been ready for any apocalypse for the last 10 years. However I just picked up 20 fresh N65 & P100 filters and 4 fullface resps. Fresh batches of the 8 antibiotics. Probiotic, a few #10 cans assorted, new solar submersible well pump, 1 new 12v 200ah lithium battery, 100 pack 5gal mylar + 02's, new iosats because expired, and new p25 1/2 digital trunking scanner to pick up the popo, aircraft etc. It's shit I was eventually planning to get anyway, now seemed like an opportune time tho jic.

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Did you say racoon virus?

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got my meds ready take one and done

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He said mutate. Not breed. Viruses asexual

Why'd you buy the 8-pack?

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Go watch Cloverfield Lane and you'll know everything you need to stock up on. The most important is to tie up a helpless girl and threaten to dip her in acid if she doesn't do as you say.

No food, but lots of sauce.

Are you planning on killing anyone and everyone you see with a cough? You'll most likely die in a hail of gunfire because people would think you're a terrorist.

to share with others

Pic related.
Also have a good size bag of rice and about 6 months worth of canned food.
Dad was a food hoarder.

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They got plenty of Frank's Red Hot. That'll even make tree bark taste delicious.

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Good idea

I bought a big ass 50lb bag of jasmine rice at the local farmers market. Its been 5 years and I"m still cooking and eating the same damn bag.

nothings gona happen you niggers freak out when ever the news tells you to freak out. just like when they said ww3 was gona happen and we were all gona get drafted or that sand niggers and isis was taking over. good little sheeple

And don't forget rocket man kim 2 years ago.

You literally eat like a farmanimal hahaha

Rice and beans is an excellent choice user, both will last like a year or two. Brown rice lasts longer than white btw. Vacuum seal it in gallon/portion bags and it'll last a decade.

But this time fo real tho cant you see

Found the guy who has never watched a single prepper video.

It does indeed last a long time if you're not Asian.
Beans though. Gotta have that non-perishable protein.
Or lentils.
Oh, canned peanut butter will last decades if you can find it.

Lastly
Everyone gonna be sorry if they don't stock up on ass paper. never ever forget the TP

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>asswipes
I like baby wipes instead.

kilos salt
wat

Isn't it the other way around with white rice lasting longer than brown because the bean and germ can go rancid?

Whole wheat flour doesn't last nearly as long as white flour because the oils in the germ go rancid within a few months

I know, he could just play league for ten minutes.

People need salt to not die, Roman legionnaires were paid in salt for a reason yano.

You don't even have to vac them. Just squeeze the air out. I keep dry pasta in screw top jars, and found one way in the back of a cabinet that had to be at least twenty years old. Boiled some up because curious, it was fine. The beans may be tough after a long time, but do not go bad.

>thos numerals

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If you say so

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Yep I've been drinking, you're right user

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Kind of perishable though.
Still work when they dry out but still.
In a SHTF a roll of TP is as good as currency since it's so often overlooked.

Damn, doesnt look bad though

338 Lapua? 300 Win Mag?

>I keep dry pasta in screw top jars, and found one way in the back of a cabinet that had to be at least twenty years old.
Good to know! I keep lots of wet stuff in mason jars but I vac for just about everything dry-food related. It's also a good strategy for keeping everything in the same size & shape bags so it can be stored efficiently.

Other than the cheese and tortilla it's all stored food.
Have the raw ingredients to make tortillas but nah. Too much work when the fan is still shit-free.

If y'all have a cool dry place like a basement then get a sack of potatoes.

Lard is a top pick for a stable and versatile cooking fat

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These are another option. It's just iron and clay dust

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I started using the bags and jars years back because I got grossed out when I found little gnats in the boxes of pasta. I figured a few years, yeah no problem. But was pleasantly surprised when a 20 year old jar was absolutely fine. The large plastic soup containers from chinese take-out also work well. As mentioned, the brown rice, flour, and whole grain pasta don't last nearly as long. White rice lasts basically forever, as long as it stays dry. But I wouldn't keep anything in cloth bags like the 50lb beans and rice come in, because you'll open that up and it'll be full of little dead bugs.

I snuck a 300win casing in lol but it's a 338 good eye

>Lard is a top pick for a stable and versatile cooking fat
You have to refrigerate lard, or freeze it for about two years. If you want cooking oil that lasts indefinitely, get cans of cooking spray. Vegetable oil lasts a few years on the shelf, but it can go rancid. The spray lasts basically forever.

Food hoarder dad user here.
The old pasta they had in glass jars was fine but the old pasta they had in plastic was all rancid. Same pasta almost certainly from the same Costco sack.
Don't trust plastic for long term storage.

>You have to refrigerate lard
No you don't.
Havnt you noticed that it's kept on the normal shelves in grocery stores? Hell, the boxes aren't even sealed. It's just a block wrapped in wax paper in the box.

Also you can't bake or deep fry with cooking spray

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Butane, hydrogen peroxide, drinking and rubbing alcohol, bandages, rope, batteries, duct tape, water purification tablets

if 3-5% of the world population dies there will be more money to go around so why not splurge on buying nice food to ride over the epidemic and what if they are your last meals do you really want to go out eating rice and beans. filling my freezer up with 50 lbs of tendies and a entire cow

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>What Else do I need?

Firewood and charcoal, to burn the bodies to prevent the spread of even more disease.

Stop pretending a pandemic will have zero impact on services. Being prepared to not be able to go outside for at least a matter of days is sensible, not crazy.

Don't forget to stockpile porn on dead tree media so you have some fap material when you're alone in the world without power.

>Why are they not the best choice? What is a better choice?

Freeze dried has a shelf life of up to 25 years if stored properly. M.R.E.'s are a couple to a few years. Pic related.

mreinfo.com/mres/mre-shelf-life/

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all you need is a snickers

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I never did the plastic for more than a few years. My first objective was bugs. I have a case of quart-sized mason jars I use for "putting up" for the winter. Leftovers of the process go into plastic chinese tubs and those get used first.

On the shelf, you can only store lard for a few months max. Look it up. A year in the fridge, two in the freezer. And I'll reiterate, bugs. Little brown ants love oils and fat. Sealed Crisco tubs can last two years on the shelf if you do deep frying.

>Decent balcony space I reckon I can put a generator out there.

Generator is useless without fuel, and in a condo you don't have a safe storage location for bulk fuel.

Canned veggies, canned fruit, canned meat, about 4 cases of water, 2 can openers, 4 cases of monster energy drink, a case of wet wipes , 3 bottles of hand sanitizer, 2 bottles of Tylenol, a 48 pack roll of toilet paper, paper plates & plastic spoons / forks, extra dish soap. Came to a total of around $170. If nothing happens I'm stocked up on house basics for almost 2 months that I can use. Nothing wrong with being prepared.

Yo wtf. is that a dwarf or a giant candy bar?

Better have a gun and plenty of ammo.
.

Because I do. And let me tell you something....I don't fucking need to stock up on food and supplies. I'm coming over to your house and taking your shit.

>The most important is to tie up a helpless girl and threaten to dip her in acid if she doesn't do as you say.

Just now figuring that out?

The old "If I've got guns and you've got food, I've got food" philosophy.

If you have a condo and want to keep a genny for emergencies, you can get a conversion kit for most name brand gennys to switch it to propane. Then you can keep a few cylinders in your storage closet. Unlike gas, LP never goes bad.

I've kept lard in the shelf for longer than a few months before it started going rancid. Year and a half or so no problem. Maybe you're thinking of unprocessed lard?
Never had any kind of bugs in anything before but that's probably the dry environment I live in

watch Steve1989MREInfo

Whaaaaatttt

Thanks user

LOL. Because nobody else has guns. When the shelves are empty, if you think you'll just be marauding around knocking on doors and jacking people, remember you're talking about the country that has more guns than people. You have about a 20% chance of being successful twice.

The gum is not a laxative you retard that's a fucking boot myth

what said plus helpful for preserving meat

lol

Coronaviruses are actually able to recombine with similar coronavirus at startling rates. Good news is they are mostly borked. Bad news is coronavirus mutates fast it's already shifted a few hundred base pairs...

Or people can just put up gun free zone signs and they will be safe. God don't you know anything.

Bro what do you want for your pizza slice

Problem is, a cylinder doesn't last that long, and you'd have a problem getting a really big tank in there.

Beans, bullets, Band-Aids.

>unprocessed lard?
Maybe. I never cooked with it, but in my local stores I've only seen it in the fridge section, near the butter and eggs. The bugs I've seen are little gnats in the dry goods, hence the jars I mentioned. And ants. The ants get attracted to my cats food dish then start exploring for crumbs elsewhere, like under the toaster. It would be easy to find them swarming a supply shelf. Once they establish a trail, they're fucking insidious.

>When the shelves are empty, if you think you'll just be marauding around knocking on doors and jacking people, remember you're talking about the country that has more guns than people. You have about a 20% chance of being successful twice.

Lolol you go to the houses with with vehicles parked outside with old Obama or Hillary bumper stickers, or new Bernie or Bloomberg ones. You rob the Democrat houses, not the Independent or Republican ones. Much safer that ways, as long as there aren't any negroes living in the house, you are fine.

This, tbh. Most families around here at the very least have an AR-15 or cheap AK knock off, a couple shotguns, a couple long guns of varying calibers and a few handguns, compound bows. So you're more likely to end up in a body bag if you go around trying to rob people.

Freeze stuff

BTW all of you are forgetting Insect repellent and bleach.

Bloomberg is s Republican and Bernie supporters are arming up for the revolution.

In SHTF situations, a genny is to keep the refrigerator cold. You can't just run it all day. Fifteen minutes, a couple times a day. Which reminds me, people really should have one of those hand-crank radios.

OK sport. Enjoy your larp.

Charcoal HEPA filters, Lysol spray and wipes, keep a pair of safety glasses in case some asshole coughs on your face and wear a charcoal filter mask in public mostly to keep your hands off of your face.

Ugliest rifles I've ever seen in my life.
You should be ashamed.

Yeah, I think you're talking about unprocessed lard which will spoil pretty quickly without refrigeration. Pretty much all cooking fats have a limited life of like 1 or 2 years but lard has more cooking versatility than most while also having non-food uses that most vegetable oils just aren't good at.
You're right about cooking spray lasting the longest which is fine if you're only looking for oil to pan fry with

Damn user! Are you going to win this war all by yourself!?

I don't know anybody who *doesn't* have a gun. Even if they're not shooters, they still have a hunting rifle. I knew an old lady who lived on a farm after her husband died, she used to carry a lever action around with her. It was always leaning in the corner near her front door when I came to pay the rent. (she was my landlord).

stop exaggerating.

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>He thinks all liberals are anti-gun

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Well, I'm in Europe and MRE or something of the same type is hard to come by.
I'm thinking of buying powders like Huel or Protein powder and canned goods.

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I have a big stand-up freezer in my basement. I keep it loaded up with containers of stew, spaghetti sauce, pizzas, fish, pork tenderloins in the heavy rubber packaging. I rotate through it in the winter, then start over stocking it through the summer.

K

I voted Obama and Hillary but unless you want 00 buck to the chest you’d probably want to not try that at my place.
Democrat=\= anti-gun.

Hell the person i know with the most amount of firearms (20-30) is also the biggest Bernie supporter I know.

Not to mention trumps done more gun control in the last 3 years than Obama did in 8

So can we all just say bloom is is a giant faggot who doesn't even wanna give us a reach around.

>Bloomberg is s Republican and Bernie supporters are arming up for the revolution.

You are as batshit crazy as Bernie is. Bloomberg is 100% a democrat these days, has been since he caught the mind virus.

>OK sport. Enjoy your larp.

What was said is factually true. People that were fanatical enough supporters of them to still have bumper stickers on their cars, aren't likely to be gun owners.

How much .338 ammo do you have stockpiled? What is your preferred brand/bullet type and weight for it?

>I voted Obama and Hillary but unless you want 00 buck to the chest you’d probably want to not try that at my place.
>Democrat=\= anti-gun.

so rifle you from 75 yards away since all you got is a shotty. thanks for the tip

>whistleblower dies after blowing whistle in neo-facist country
>wow the disease got him!

dont tell me youre that fucking dumb

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Not a single user listed tampons, baby food/formula, or coloring books and snacks for a small child.

Looks like the meme about incels and Cred Forums really is true.

Haha so fucking true

Most people here are under 25

I love that you think in blanket terms like that. Obama stickers would be 11 years old by now. The last Hillary sticker I saw was on a Trumpers truck, and you had to look close to see it said something stupid. But like I said, enjoy your fantasy. You've obviously put a lot of effort into it. Personally, I wouldn't play a lottery where you have a 75% chance of the ticket exploding in your face. But if thats your rationalization for not buying a couple cans of Spam, I hope you pick the dykes across the street from me.

My kids are grown and I fired my wife.

have fun being eaten by a band of armed men with nothing to lose and a lot to gain by killing you

I have guns. If I see you take one step on my property with your gun, I'll light you up before you have the chance to make a second step. Then what? You wouldn't even be able to see me.

So yeah, enjoy getting killed by literally anyone else with a gun who refuses to put up with your shit. Because then I'll just take your gun and add it to my collection. Dipshit.

Imagine being American lmao

What's the problem? I have them for defense against assholes like the chucklefucks talking about going around with their guns and raiding unarmed people. Fuck those assholes. And trust me, those idiots exist. It would be dumb to not have protection against it.

anyone who needs all those things has actual problems in life to deal with and doesn't need to indulge in this kind of idiotic fantasy

>rifle you from 75 yards
>all you got is a shotty

Pretty sure you're 12 and not a concern for anyone but your mom

Then you haven't been looking. There's someone at work with a Bernie sticker from 4 years ago on their car, and he didn't even win the primary.

Cormac McCarthy called, he wants his dystopia back.

>chucklefucks talking about going around with their guns and raiding unarmed people
>literally nobody
you gotta sleep sometime mister, and there's 40 unattached and motivated males out there with guns of their own. night night.

Just funny how you all fantasize about killing each other

I live in Trump country, shit lips.

You sound like a nigger
You literally described nigger behavior.
Have fun being an actual nigger, nigger

Timestamp a picture of your actual gun collection, or you are just a larping faggot with nothing but an airsoft.

The new right-wing are quite insane and given to violence.
It's sad really.

looking forward to fucking your wife, after you go to the hospital with a self inflicted gunshot wound to your leg.

the fuck makes you think i'd be alone? seriously, anyone that tries that shit is on a suicide mission. go ahead. try it. make my fucking day, you degenerate.

What? What?? implying I don't know how to handle guns... right. Keep telling yourself that, cupcake.

oh, and if you did somehow get past me, she'd shoot you. along with the rest of the fucking neighborhood. Good luck!

I think it's hilarious how people say an armed society is a polite society, until they think they know what it says on your voting card, as if that somehow matters, and their idiotic beliefs make them bulletproof. Keep larping, tardboy.

Timestamp a picture of your flaccid cock. I'm not your dancing monkey.

>the incel apocalypse
>oh noes!

Lol she would be inviting me in, to get something more than your little fingerling cock, after you shoot your toe off.

you have to admit tho
its pretty baller when a country with 1.5b people so obviously rubs out a dissident and not a single fuck is given

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>Timestamp a picture of your flaccid cock.

found the faggot. yep you a bernie noguns supporter

Shut up, asshole. He is the leader of the most badass platoon of marauders the world has ever seen since the unfortunate passing of Ghengis Khan.

just checking something

Hold on, I'll go do exactly as you say, because I'm desperately seeking cool points from a teenaged faggot on the internet.

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>rifle me from 75 yards, from inside my house where you can’t see me.
>assume that because I choose shotgun for home defense means I don’t have other firearms

You sir, are a moron. And if you tried that shit in real life would literally die.

Plus I live on the side of a mountain where 75 yards from wherever will 100% put you out of line of sight due to the steep slope. Also, “rifle you”??
Jesus man, thanks for the laugh at least, sounds like a sex act faggots would do quietly in their mom’s basement.

PORN...you forgot PORN!!!!!

And toilet paper.

bacterial gels? for a virus?

you're kinda fucked, dude.

"when the infrastructure breaks down I'll just order on amazon."

This is what 'murica has become.

Yeah fuck Bloomberg. But money talks and he’s got it.

Lol they are tho. Keeping your hunting rifles but not ar15s is not pro gun, fag.

Dont know whether to laugh or feel sad that you're like most people who think grocery stores have infinite food and water during social emergencies, and will probably fucking die of starvation, or get shot when you try to invade a preppers house out of desperation.

>Plus I live on the side of a mountain where 75 yards from wherever will 100% put you out of line of sight due to the steep

found the larper. You just shoot from the next slope over, having an excellent line of sight.

fucking millenials,

My Colt Sporter says otherwise.
But whatever. Go ahead and be a nigger when shit hits the fan. Live like a nigger, die like a nigger

>colt sporter
Wew lawd. The larp is real.

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>die like a nigger
Yes you will.

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Come at me, bro

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