Be should i take a shower or should i make out with my turtle and get high?
I really want to make out with my turtle, but i should probably shower first before it gets too late and if i make out with my turtle first, i’ll end up pushing my shower off till tomorrow.
I'd take a nice rip right before jumping in the shower, let it hit me while in.
Then finish off after the shower
Post turtle ples :>
Trips and dubs, shit, guess i gotta do that. Maybe i’ll get naked first so i cant procrastinate after i hit it.
take your turtle into the shower.
just make sure it doesnt get wet, good times will be had all round.
Dis IS turtle. He is gay. Only gets me high if i make out with him.
That's what I meant. Like right before you get in the shower so you're holding the hit while first getting wet
I live with a 70y/o boomer, i cant smoke freely, tho i suppose if i do it in the bathroom i could cover up with the smell when i shower cuz shampoo smell and whatever else
Oooh, yeah i was gonna say usually it hits me instantly, so would be a challenge to get in before it kicks in.
if you have an exhaust fan just put a towel at the base if the door and dont leave until 15 minutes after your toke.
"shampoo smell" n shit will not cover the odor at all, its gotta be extracted
that or just pop the window open and have at it.
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Lmao oh I'm high rn too so pardon my retardation.
I have a spliff? Spoof? Makeshift smoke buddy make from toilet paper roll and dryer sheets, so the smell wont be as strong.
Also bathroom no fan and bathroom window is right by neighbors house who are pretty fucky about the weed cuz waaah they have a babies.
Like bruh, its the current year, they probably already vape.
Sploof
But yeah imma try it, already got my shower shit set up, boxers are off and bowl is loaded, here’s hoping i dont fuck it up.
Fuck just realized i need to trim my balls and shave my pubes, thats gonna be a bitch to do stoned.
wack some deodarant on the tissues inside and go to town, just make sure you clear the bowl in one toke or residual smoke is going to cause potential issues.
just do 2-3 mini tokes
god speed friend.
I call that a fool tool.
It works well actually. I you exhale through it and into the actual water shower you'll be good. A shower of water is surprisingly good at pulling the smoke out of the air. I used to smoke out in the yard while watering the garden or whatever and exhale into the shower of water and watch as the smoke all got pulled out of the air.
Its harder to do with warm/hot water tho cuz it forces the air pressure up, but i suppose if i crack the bathroom window just slightly, its escape out the window.
Fuck idk bros, tempted to just put it off tomorrow since i need to manscape, but already naked.
I guess i could shower two days in a row, but thats so lame.
>not showering every day
Smoke tonight and keep normal hygiene
Showering every day is ridiculous unless you work/go out/sweat everyday.
Had the day off so just stayed home and cooked
Fair I guess
Get a lung transplant before you shower.
Wdf
>showering everyday is unhealthy, damaging your skin by removing essential oils from the surface, and removing the dead skin which is actually what protects your skin from further damage.
>showering everyday damages hair and hair follicles, as it removes essential protectant oils from the hair, conditioner makes this worse, as it's usually a small amount of some acid, combined with a few vitamins and softeners, your hair will dry out quicker.
>showering everyday wastes water, costing you excessive amounts in water heater and pumping.
>showering everyday implies you clean clothes every day aswell, or atleast every other day, otherwise this routine of showering everyday would be impossible.
>if you wanna know the problem with that, see the problem I mentioned 2 problems ago.
Who the fuck is this stupid in 2020?
Name ONE benefit, I'll wait.
I failed bros. Was debating it too long, and was standing around naked for how long so just decided to smoke, drink and fap.
Went in doubt fall back into ur addictions. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
>moron.
K user.
Me? Id used most of those arguments to justify my inconsistent hygiene.
Hey, i never said i was smart. Thats on you got expecting so much of me.
*thats on you for expecting so much
I wear clean clothes every day, yes.
I procrasturbate while high.
Kek that's a good word for it
Kind of literally.
I do that a lot. I dont wanna do anything so i’ll throw youtube on, but its not enough to distract my mind from screaming at me that im wasting time and shit, so i also throw up porn and diddle my pickle to help shut Jimminy
cricket up