ME HEARTIES THERES A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOW MAN THE CANNONS BLAST THE NIGGER YARRR THEYRE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH YER CUTLASSES FEED EM TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAAARKS WERE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN OBLITERATE NIGGERS WERE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A NIGGERS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG O WOOD WE USE NIGGERS LIMBS TO MAKE A DAM FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS YAAAAARRRRR
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
I wasn’t really raised that way but it’s common sense. If someone is staring they’re either thinking about fucking you or they’re thinking about swinging on you.
>Titania McGrath is a parody Twitter account created and run by comedian and Spiked columnist Andrew Doyle. Doyle describes her as "a militant vegan who thinks she is a better poet than William Shakespeare.
hahaha that has to be the dumbest shit i ever seen. my brother was in medical school and he was watching melanoma surgery where they were burning the skin and he passed tf out because of the smell. The only time he ever passed out (or so he says)
I work for the police and I've seen sudden death and autopsy's. This is the type of guy that we have to deal with. No buddies or booze, or special moments. Just "wow I can't believe you did that".
Seriously. Even a guy on cocaine that decided to ram our cruiser because he "thought" the cop was going to pull him over. Next day I'm printing him and he says he didn't remember anything. "cocaine"
I don't have a reaction image for how much angery this makes me.
Gabriel Sanders
Imagine people taking tests in a language that they learned as an immigrant scoring lower than people taking the test in their native language...
Imagine realizing second generation kids from immigrant families score the same as "native born" kids.
Imagine your idiotic attempt at using data to prove racist theories actually proves the opposite - the test results show that IQ scores are based on nurture, not nature, and there is no racial / genetic difference amongst different humans.
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people living for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace, you You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people sharing all the world, you You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one
pretty much thank fuck he is only 7th in line to the throne and wont ever be king
Caleb Murphy
heyhey people
Luis Nguyen
Lol, more people die from flu than from this shit, and most of fatalities are old people who's organism might have given up even on something like common cold. The only real threat in this whole situation is fearmongering
Anthony Edwards
This is satire.
Dylan Peterson
Life. . . Finds a way
The British people seem pretty set on their own annihilation
>ooga booga muh steak Why do people care about that? >boo hoo wall fall over They're not even trying to base it on reality now. >reee cheat at golf How do you fucking cheat at goddamn golf, this isn't cartoons we don't have remote control golf balls.
Dylan Stewart
>we don't have remote control golf balls. Press X to doubt >Incred-A-ball
Lincoln Cruz
these are gypsies. gypsies are a completely different breed.
Jonathan Mitchell
English is my third language and I scored 155 points in an IQ test as supposed to my white friends who were around 125 on average. But I do understand that immigrants would bring avg IQ down. Most immigrants I know are dumb as fuck
Justin Young
they want to be white so badly
Aiden Bennett
What's the source? I should like to read it.
Carter Wood
Because they were the first to to cook meat over a fucking wood flame? Fucking c'mon, user.
Tyler White
Cant you just laugh at how stupid it is instead of fact checking obvious bs
Nathaniel Morris
K
Justin Sanders
This is the best thing I have ever seen
Hudson Hernandez
I want to hate this but I can't
Oliver Jenkins
The right can't meme
Julian Sullivan
How did he kill the burglar without a gun knife or bike wheel?
Easton Ward
I've had some ignorant niggers (who were NOT respectable black people) try to start fighting BECAUSE I dared to make eye contact with them.
Ryan Barnes
Yet you replied
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Look dude, just cause you can't get laid in a brothel doesn't mean you have to hate all women