Ask a Satanist anything

Ask a Satanist anything.

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Do you eat goats

Are you a 12 yo angst filled soylet?

When is anal not allowed?

How does it feel knowing that no matter how powerful you become in this life when you die you will be burned alive for 2000 years then killed to never exist while everyone else will spend eternity in paradise?

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What's it like being a faggot and gay?

do you use seals like the one in the picture to achieve anything?
if so, why fuck with forces that you will never really understand, none of us is king solomon and unless you are i wouldn't advise messing with seals or with any sort of spiritual essence.

Where do you buy your fedoras?

No.

None of your business.

I'm not gay.

Heaven is hell and hell is heaven.

I'm not gay. Shut up.

It is the seal of my religion. Magick is real and I am a pupil of it.

t. some follower of a sandnigger religion

You can do anal with chicks bro. Was just wondering cuz I watched:

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Clearly God will spare your soul as you are one of a simple mind.

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You know how it ends , its in the Bible, loser.

Do you have spiritual beliefs, or is this a moral or social choice for you?

I'm not sticking my cock where shit comes out of. They weren't made for that.

Revelations was a distraction from L.

Satan is my light.

According to OP is a cum guzzling faggot who didn't properly research it and is just trying to stand out in school.

I am not a faggot, I am not gay. I know what I'm talking about, bud. My life is none of your business.

I think religion is the dumbest fucking thing in the world, even dumber are the people that choose the losing side in an established religion. Luciferians are fucking retarded, even more so than Christians lol

>AMA
>M-my life is none of your business!!!
ok op

Sounds like something a faggot would say...

does gummy bear vitamins get me high?

i can't stop you from playing with fire, but you will get hurt from it.
i don't know anything compared to the great ones and i can see you are completly lost.
but i'm just a chicken king, what do i know?

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Your god is dead.

This is about what I believe in, not assumptions about me.

I am not gay. I am straight. I only like women, and I only like vaginas. Even if a woman took pills to make herself look like a man, I would not be attracted to her. Just as I would not be attracted to a white woman who took melatonin pills to look black, as I don't like black people.

Have you ever read the Necronomicon?

No.

Nothing wrong with playing with fire when you understand the magick needed to control it.

Never heard of it.

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.

what are the benefits of worshipping satan? do i like, get magic or something? legit wanna know

So what do you have against anal? If your girl wanted it you wouldn't give it to her? You're not a very caring lover, are you?

What kinda magick do you practice I’m an aspiring occultist who’s made pacts and is a current practitioner of sex magic

How's the 8th grade going?

Yes, you will understand magick. You will be viewing the universe from the true perspective. Your god is dead and your savior bled for nothing.

That would be disgusting, and I would break up with her.

Only followers of L are allowed true magick enlightenment.

My education is none of your business.

Why does your pentagram utilize Hebrew letters?

I understand where you are at in life.

Just know, he's called the great deceiver for a reason. He will turn his back on you. And he will collect more than he gives.

You don't have to believe me, but I know.
Best of luck to you OP.

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Because Anton LaVey was a jew, and CoS is just spooky atheism.

You'd break up with a chick who WANTS you to fuck her ass. Sounds pretty gay, bro.

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Real Satans skate fast and eat ass.

How many babies have you sacrificed to Satan ?

Well you're obviously not a Luciferian or a Baphometian so what kind of Satanist are you? Are you in any society? I've gone through the lot, especially the old Crowley ones, never found a single one that actually was able to prove jack shit. They usually hid behind a paywall or a time wall. I'm a master mason and most masons know a lot of those old society type jackasses. So let's hear your LARP buddy, I'll be able to call your shit a mile away so you better have researched this role.

How was your bat mitzvah?

When you die, will you go to hell and be treated well? What's the end game here?

Why are you gay? (Don't lie, satanists are gay by default, it's a requirement)

Why do you enjoy sodomy so much and dont say you dont because goats are a homosexual animal and thats what you worship.

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Over 9000. First, you cut their foreskin off, and the Rabbi sucks the blood off the baby dick. Mitzizah b'peh is the rite of the true Satanist. SHALOM!

Based sheep squad

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How many babies have you eaten ?

Why Was She Possessed?

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>Never heard of it.
Some satanist you are.

So Satanists are a type of Jew…

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Not gay, more pansexual. All hail St Aleister.

Thank you.

The European witch trials mostly went after Jews for a reason. They suck bloody baby dicks and subvert every culture they encounter. Satan is the true face of the Jew.

Reminder pansexuality is satanism

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But why?

What sort of faggot hasn't heard of Abdul al Hazred? I mean other than OP...

Said the servile faggot who follows a sandnigger religion. Face it, dude, the only true ways are atheism or our ancestral European religions.

False, they mostly went after women and catholics, what a fucking retard.

Does Satan allow you to eat cheese ?

This guy is obviously full of shit, didn't even bother researching before he came on her being a faggot

Reminder that porn and hypersexuality is a jewish plot to destroy bad goys.

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did you read the f.a.q.

face of satan

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None of your business.

Your god is dead.

None.

Not sure what a paywall or timewall society is.

I'm a man. Those are for girls.

L will not persecute those on his side.

I am straight.

I am straight.

Not sure who that is. She looks kind of like the climate change girl. Climate change is a real issue.

All animals (including homo sapiens) are allowed to be used as meat.

Not sure what you mean.

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The same sort of tryhard occultist who hasn't heard of Lovecraft.

>I am straight.
Why are you lying?

kys, join your dark lord and see how it goes for you

a white woman who took melatonin pills to look black

Melatonin? The sleep aid? To look black? You really are a fucking gay retard. Fuck your faggot bitch religion.

This guy hasn't met a real satanist in his life. He has absolutely 0 knowledge of anything satanist and is dodging legitimate questions. If he were a real satanist of any kind, he would know that Satan preaches free will and equality, he does not endorse temptation, or any specific sin, but he is anti-deterministic, he's a gambler, he's about fighting the odds. Satan does not reign over Hell, the Christian bible is roman bullshit. Satan is a daemon, an old time semi-deity. He has never been to the underworld, but rather roams the earth, he has no interest in influencing anyone or anything. Everything done in his name is bogus. He just advocates equality and free choice.

Typical atheistic Satanist, jimmies rustled, screaming about Jesus, but won't say a word about jews and muslims.

Hurr durr, only Salem was witch trials. Huehuehue.

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Man you are some retarded faggot looking for attention with no shred of historical or folkloric knowledge. The US are not even legitimate witch trials I was talking about the Spanish Inquisition, the Holy Roman Empire and the Papal inquisitors. Hang yourself american trash. I bet your parents are nice people who give you what you want and invite your friends over for dinner because you're just a self absorbed antisocial fucktard who thinks he's smarter than he really is.

Jews and obviously Mudslimes are covered under the "sandnigger religion" umbrella, retard.

While your eating the flesh of sacrificed babies in your temple do you masterbate your tiny pecker over your handicapped sisters scrawney little pre pube tits ?

whats it like being a cuck

I come to Cred Forums because I can use hard R's anonymously. SATANIC TEMPLE 4 EVA

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Satanism is do as thou wilt ... Until you get kicked out of every country 100s of times

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Religious liberty for everyone... except da ebil nazies!!!!!

Maximum Jew posting.

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What, you don't use it in everyday speech? Feelsgoodtobebluecollar.jpg

Says nigger with impunity because there are no niggers around you irl. Won't say kike...

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Saturn falls in Aries

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In all honesty I don't say nigger IRL. Mostly because it's more taboo and I want to keep my job. I don't think the blacks I work with a truly niggers though, and they probably wouldn't beat my ass if I did (cuz they're black folk, not niggers). Who cares about retards though? You? Are you a sperg?

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In all honesty I would never do anything that cost me shekels. I'm just jokin, my goyim. Niggers are cool. I've even had sex with a few. Only retards have principles. Who cares about standards? You? What are you, some kinda Nazi?

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I'm glad we understand each other.

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Why is moloch your god?

>ask an edgelord faggot anything

no thanks

Absolute high schooler.

John 8:44
This guy gets it.

I could careless about religion about beliefs but I wanted to know, since Satan hates humans considering we are God's creation or whatever, do you believe that when you go to hell, will he let you be one of his followers or he'll just fucking torture you for the rest of your life like everyone else? I do not know much about Catholicism or satanism, been born and raise an atheist this is just stuff I heard from friends or whoever over the years

Do you suck the sweat from a dead goats balls ?

what's it like being 15 nowadays?

Nothing to say ur just a disgusting degenerate fuck. Kys

Finally you're here. Where have you been you cum guzzling faggot?

Doubght on being a real satanist as one of the tenants is not to use the religion for shock and awe or impress people

When she starts to like it.

Lovecraft is just literature, btw he's just a dumb racist fucktard... Don't get me wrong, i like his books, but he's no more than a writer

Hello

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What's it like having daddy issues?

If you acknowledge the existence of Satan, why serve an inferior being? Satan is a fag anyway.

Someone can't into the context of a conversation...

Seriously, why do you worship Moloch?

Satanism is nothing more than an excuse to be a degenerate loser. Prove me wrong.

do you have ritual orgys and if how you do it, how you get the girls to comply

Satan loves you. He wants you to do what you want to do without impeding the rights of others. He wants you to enjoy life like a glutton. He wants you to feel pleasure any way you would like. He wishes you no harm friend. He just doesnt like all the bullshit rules god was so concerned about. If you live your life 100% the way you want, without hurting anyone else in any way, you are a satanist. Satanism today is a very positive thing.

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It's an excuse to not have an excuse. There, I proved you wrong. What do I get?

C- for trying.

No shit, skippy. But being a satanist who never heard of Lovecraft is like being a car guy who never heard of Chevy.

"A stiff dick has no conscience."
– Nancy Williams

These silly fucks take their larping very seriously.

fixed that for you

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Post ur official card proving ur apart of the satanist church

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Ur commandments card if u will

That's what they said about L. Ron Hubbard, too.

its $100 and optional

While you are at the Satanists gathering and sacrificing goats and other mad shit is it like one of them cults where you have sex with the kids ?

Why use Sigil of Baphomet when obviously you're not a LaVeyan Satanist? You refered to Satan as "your flame" and have said you practice magick but you have come here to argue with trolls and Christcucks. You have still never said which organization or community you are a part of. You've seen to have illustrated liberal tendencies that are diametrically opposed to LaVey and Gilmore. Are you part of the TST faggots? But the biggest question is do you even know about that fucking sigil you posted without using Google? You're either a kid or an angryboi larping POS. Go to /x
Ave Satanas

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U poorfag

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you got mail faggot

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You’re a bitch. Call me (320) 444-7429

i live in the uk it semed pointless, though the exchange rete is pretty good atm so

lol

Why didn't you guys figure out any working rituals yet? That'd be cool.

found that selfie you did

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I shoved the head of a buddha statue in my ass once

lol@mail. Postman of the gods.

the female one

People in the UK don't buy the literature of the teachings they follow? Thats a stupid fucking answer.

and went on honeymoon to south Africa ?

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This I hate:
-do not underestimate your enemy
-jesus is wise
-old is wise
-money is power
Fuck this nonsense

Money isn't power? How fucking dare you use that sigil you fucking incel larping faggot. What kind of materialist are you? I hope you get viciously raped by a pack of niggers.

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You listen to black/death metal?

>I'm not gay. Shut up.
sounds pretty gay to me

lol

nah proceeded looking for other objects, was very off the drugs

Retarded thread with a retarded OP
kill yourself

And then cried when Boris won ?

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boomers can't be choosers, amirite?

Satanism is basically just atheism, but with emphasis in believing in yourself.

What is this a cringe thread?

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What were you before you were a Satanist? Christian, Jew, Muslim, Atheist?

Not OP but I have that book and it's a fucking trip

>calls other people "simple"
>literally believes in Iron Age Jewish mythology

kek

Yes you go! That's what's up.

Why do you prefer Lucifer's enlightenment, over God's nebulous ignorance? Isn't ignorance bliss? Isn't Lucifierianism to enlighten, hence the luc- prefix, and the tree of knowledge which Satan introduced to Eve?

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do you fear hell

I would rather feel the comfort of believing in God's will and plan, than to be enlightened in on the truth about the world (which I already am).

These Lucifierianists, Freemasons, and Kabballahists, which are essentially the same thing, they are destroying society. They do no good. Therefore, God is on my side.

The beast is back.

I am 100% straight.

Do not make baseless assumptions about L.

None of your business.

Followers of L, practicers of magick, will not be damned.

My personal life, including age, is none of your business.

I don't have "daddy issues". My parents are divorced.

L is superior.

I am not a loser. QED.

Sexuality is involved with magick in santanic practice. However, you will not be able to learn these details until you become a pupil of L.

The goat knows no card.

I listen to some black metal as a form of meditation.

I am straight.

Pastafarian.

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no you are all alone just like everyone else

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If we want to delve into philosophy, then whatever I hold to be unequivocally true, is true. You can't convince me otherwise.

So yes, mine is real, if the above statement were to hold true, which it does not in my case.

>le no xbox for christmas so God isn't real

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Is Trump your lord or is he just another dumbfuck puppet of your lord?

Ya. Its a fictional version of people who take this shit very seriously. Reading it is not far off from what these kooks really do.

you are wasting your life on utter nonsense

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They're all just people who believe in gibberish. The difference in anybodys case is how they parade it around in public. Satanists fan the flame of the ego, which really isn't a bad thing. But it attracts a lot of dipshits who think it's cool to be a 24/7 idiot, like an undercover Juggalo who thinks sowing chaos is part of satanism. Its not. Thats just being an edgy dick.

>I’m not gay. Shut up.
You are 12. Don’t deny it. You are 12. Say that out loud. You are 12

The dude just said religion is stupid. Also ama stands for ask me anything. Anything

>none of your business
*i don’t know.
Fixed it for ya

OP. why is this saturn my king?

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Satan is a myth.

Do you believe in God?

What does it mean when you're jumpin in a chevy and you're feelin kinda heavy?

That a girl my lord in a flat bed ford didn't stop to take a look at him. Instead he will drive his chevy to the levy, but the levy is dry. And he and all his friends will drink whisky and rye, and sing this will be the day that they die.

When will your edgy phase be over?

You're not a Satanist.

If you were your wouldn't talk about it. You'd practice your beliefs in private. You're a LARPing faggot on Cred Forums.

The libertarians know best.

I believe he is dead.

I am a Satanist.

sorry brother, but you are a lost lamb.
i'll ask for gabriel to watch over you, i hope my blessings will help you friend.

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Satan is a meme.

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ITT: Crying for attention.

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Nice 321 get
How do I join a cult?

How's Jr. High going?

Then why do demons bow down to jesus

why did you choose to be a worthless faggot

How many times a day do you cut yourself?

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Many

how is it being a edgy fagoat?

do you have e a job?

Lamoooo

My education is none of your business.

I am straight.

That is not your business.

If you believe in Lucifer, then by logic, you must believe in God.
If you believe in God, then you know Lucifer's beginning, and his inevitable demise.

So how does it feel knowing you'll be thrown into hell along with your master?

>heaven is hell, hell is heaven

You're an idiot.
No wait, you're just a satanist.

What does the Hebrew on your star thingy if your post

That's a pentagram.

The Hebrew star is the star of David, a six pointed star, not five

Cancel that, I misread your post

>my bad

But what does the Hebrew say

Which type of satanist are you? Do you worship satan or are you an atheist satanist?

@OP

Have you ever heard of the Mace of Molag Bol? If not, i'm sorry to break it to you but you are not a satanist.

>satanism
Pathetic.

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In which book does it say to be an attention seeking loser?

L will protect me from damnation.

None of your business.

I worship him

Not a loser.

Well the letters starting from bottom right going anti clockwise;

Vau, Yod, Chet, resh, lamed

It seems to be the name of a demon

Vochariel, vaychariel, voyachriel...

Something along those lines

....i could also be way off, but they are the correct characters and their pronunciations

you understand satan was made up to scare people into going to church right? without satan religions would have been left behind centuries ago

>L will protect me from damnation

Damnation is reserved for Lucifer and all his followers.

It's like you don't even know what revelations is.

You're just a poser. Stop shitposting, Lucifer wouldn't bother with you poser ass mate. There's no glory in taking someone like you. Lucifer goes for those who follow God, they are his ultimate prize. That's why he's never spoken to you, nor will he ever.

Try Azazel, he's a low level nephilim, so he might be ok with dealing with posers.

Either way, Good luck with all that.

How old are you?

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translation: No I dont have a job im still in school

>that's what it says on US currency

"Annuit coeptis, novus ordo seclorum"

Anoint the sceptics, new world order

You know, for someone who says to ask them anything, there sure is a lot of stuff that's apparently "none of our business"

Why the fuck you did you even start an ama thread if you're not going to answer any fucking questions

>Annuit coeptis
He smiles on [our] undertakings.

>AMA
>Everything is none of your business except I like girls.
This guy is a massive faggot.

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>learn latin

I smile at your ineptitude.

Thats not a CoS card its one of the options for the satanic temple. $25

Also by believing in magic and bullshit OP is no better than a christfag. My bet is OP is still in highschool since hes never even heard of the necronomicon. Comeon thats required reading for baby bat goth bitches.

LaVey flip-flopped so much on this shit. One day he believed in magick and said it was real another day he claimed CoS was an atheistic text. CoS is full of shitheads though.

Only one that gets it. For TST Lucifer an icon of freewill and equality. Bucking the status quo of a country dominated by christian bullshit

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Science is magic.

Prove me wrong.

greatseal.com/mottoes/coeptis.html

Nihil tam absurde dici potest quod non dicabatur ab aliquo anonymorum.

Science can be backed up with proof.

I'm pretty sure giving away your semen to some goat fucker is gay, I swear what a fucking faggot.

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Is that you, Mr Clarke? Still pushing your silly laws, I see.

So you copy pasta a piece of text from the website, and that verifies that you know Latin?

How does one become this stupid? You question religion but abide by it under a different label.

Ciceronian citation with a Voltairean twist.
If you knew half the Latin that you pretend to, you'd have recognized that the last word is factitious.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2VatQp6fc

Like burps?

And it's usually the simplest explanation that's the answer

He may have had a simplistic view of the world, but Mr. Clarke wasn't wrong.

Also, they called alchemy "magic", now they call it science.

Proof by what exactly? The current scientific paradigm? Who's to say that our fundamental equations are even right? Just because we find a few truths from an incorrect equation, doesn't make the equation itself correct.

Take a look at the current scientific paradigm, then come back to me. I'm just going to ignore you otherwise.

"professing ourselves to be wise, we become fools"

....when did i say that I know Latin?

how do you feel when people say satanism is a religion and evil?

Proof by the fact we are having this conversation at all. We have computers, rocket ships, nuclear powered robots on other planets, cloning, chemistry, math, high rise buildings, air conditioning, refrigerated food, Does that mean we are right about everything all the time? No but equating advancements in science and modern engineering to magic is fucking ignorant as shit. The idea of science is to experiment, adapt and learn. We don't draw fucking summoning circles to make a phone call. You're a dipshit

I used to research Lavey's satanism in my teens and I kinda liked his beliefs. I have also studied the bible because I wanted both sides of the coin. Lavey's book fitted me more than the bible but I completely disagree with any "magick" you think you are able to do. It's pretty retarded for a person like you to believe in that. Now I'm full grown atheist, I only believe in myself and the only god that exists is me and my soul, I stand on my own feet and never ask any spiritual being for help or anything else. You are exactly the same as a Christian, just the opposite, stop trying to be edgy and say "your god is dead" to every reply, stand on your own beliefs and leave everyone else be. Any religion is just another social contruct to help people stand for something, nothing else, nothing more. Unless you kill me RIGHT NOW with your "magick" then you are just as stupid as the next guy. Faggot

I sense that you're mad.

And none of what you said was relevant, you just named a bunch of stuff we've made.

What was your point again?

are you jewish? do you drink blood?

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How close are you with satan

Also, you kind of just proved my point lol.

Advancements? How do they come about? By using the same algorithms we always have? Or by making new ones/rectifying old ones when we realise our mistakes?

You have to be 18 to use this site

Dead thread, I know, but thought I'd comment on this.
Most satanists are not picking "the losing side", as the church of Satan is mostly filled with atheists following the moral teachings of Anton Lavey . Christianity is only yielding some names, imagery and pazzazz to the ordeal. Not an actual deity.

You don't know L like I do, bud.

None of your business.

I am not stupid. L has guided me to enlightenment.

What's wrong with evil?

When I meditate listening to ritual music (mayhem is my go to), I can feel L surrounding me, and surrounding my spirit. So very close.

why does satan punish bad people in hell when he himself is bad and wants you to be bad? I mean you would't go out and punish people for doing what you wanted them to do right? Seems like satan is kinda dumb

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>woah

I thought Satanism was for free thought, and not bowing down to anyone, Man is God, God is Man. You are a little kid, read up before you post on here with your angst filled posts. Lurk more dipshit.

>I'm not gay.
Sounds pretty christian to me

MM? What lodge?

OP doesnt know the difference between Church of Satan and Satanic Temple

How can I become a succesful man? You know, having financial freedom, huge loads of money, sex any girl I want whenever I want and have some peace of mind?

Good guys die first and end up last in everything, my life sucks.

Satanism is neither good nor bad. Its not evil, it's neutral.

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Fucking thank you. But yeah more than likely a “follower” of TST who saw it somewhere and wants to be edgy and tell his friends he’s a “Satanist”

Counterfeit and homosexual.

None of your business. If you are enlightenment by L's magick you will see the answer to your questions.

You have no place to make assumptions about L.

If you sacrifice to L, and learn his magick, he can help you with anything in your life.

I'm straight.

Fake and gay.

>If you sacrifice to L, and learn his magick
Seems rather retarded. Just give me a book, source or fucking anything. I went to engineerings and everything, yet for whatever reason I can't seem to land a single decent job. I want to make bussineses but can't even get a loan for it because of bullshit.

I want a good life, is that much to ask? I'm starting to pity myself and it feels horrible.

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Whos got the church of satan’s official endorsement in the 2020 election

No place to make assumptions? You said you listen to Black Metal for meditation purposes, you're an idiot. Reading online and trying to conjure up shit in your parents house doesn't make you cool. I am obviously falling for this mid-quality bait because you can't be this much of an idiot. You don't know about the East, rituals, nor esoteric knowledge. You should find a new hobby. I woulda told you to kill yourself a few years back, but I'm trying to be positive now. You're still a dumbass though.

Satan needs no book. Just make the sacrifice and practice his magick. He will help you.

Gary Johnson.

GUYS, op wants us to know hes realllly straight and doesn't think about big, juicy, throbbing, meaty cocks all day
You are thinking of Thelema

All Satanist will end up in Hell. Why choose that path for yourself? Repent before it's too late

>Just make the sacrifice and practice his magick
What fucking magic? Just straight ask what I want while I slice a goat's neck?

Still straight.

None of your business. Just follow the word of L.

After you sacrifice yourself to L, his magick ways will become available to you. You will be his pupil in Magick.

>After you sacrifice yourself
If this implies in any form or way to kill myself you can go suck a dick you freaking middle schooler faggot.

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What does this thing mean

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That you are gay.

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Its ok buddy. You're in there with the greats like Crowley and parsons

Do u have schizophrenia

What are your views on practicing bestiality?

If you could hold audience with satan what would you say

Do you think Justin Bieber is a satanist?

Y cum

What about the fact that none of your fairytales exist and you're just as wrong as the other believers?

How do you deal with that?

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lol

i'm pretty certain satanists don't actually believe any of it either and they're just doing it for fun to troll christians.

It doesn't really matter if magic is real or not, carrying out these ceremonies is fun and has a mystical vibe. It's part of being human, we just like stuff like that. It gives up goose bumps.

So why not dressup in creepy robes and hail satan and just enjoy the taboo of it all. Especially if it gets some slutty catholics school girls wet cause they're actually dumb enough to believe it all and they want to be defiled by the dark lord? Have some fun orgies and do fake magic, it's at least different from another night home alone playing DOTA 2

Wrong

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>(mayhem is my go to)
based as fuck

Do U wear soks ?

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The main well known text in regards to satanism is written by anton lavey.

I dont think you have actually read it. If you have, I dont think you comprehend what you were reading.

His writings and crowley's writings all essentially boil down to be outstandingly selfish, put yourself before everyone else, and do whatever you need to do even if it includes walking across the backs of the people you care about most.

You are either very young and full of angst, dont truly understand what you're doing outside of trying to impress what friends you think you have, or are just talking to hear yourself talk.

Either way, here's your (you)

Fuck you Jessica get off Cred Forums right now

Yeah, but it's mostly practiced among two zit-faced edgelord dingbats who will never gain a third friend. Then they grow up past HS and it becomes even more pathetic when they're 25 and still doing this shit in some scuzzy rental like a couple DnD permafags. Their only girlfriend is Rosy Palm.

Nothing wrong with beastiality.

I would ask for his forgiveness.

No.

None of your business.

None of your business.

what is/are your favorite flower(s)?

How did you get into Satanism?
Legit curious

What do you need Lucifer to forgive you for?

Also, why do you believe that heaven is hell and vice versa?

If satan asked you to take cock for him how big a slut would you be?

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Why do you love peeners in and around your moth and poopers?

You're afterlife like preferation is hell rather than heaven?

lol

None of your business.

None of your business. I felt his light.

For being raised a christian.

Yes.

Yes.

Little cockwhore for satan

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How do you imagine or believe your heaven to be like (which is the Christian hell)?

lmao this guys a faggot nothing wrong with it though

can you use dollar store candles for rituals, or do you have to use special made candles?

Earwax candles with braided pube wicks.

What keeps you going? Life has its ups but its mostly downs.

Also, are you lusciferian or leveyon? Pardon my spelling, I pretty fucked up.

Ur a nigger if you want eternal damnation and have obviously not felt any effects from satan you'd change ur mind

None of your business.

No.

Satanism.

You guys are all a bunch of faggot atheists

imagine believing this bs, ngl, satan didnt do nuffin, but still, religion is retarded

kek, underage B&. God damn we need to purge Cred Forums of these edgy ass teens. Us oldF are in our 30's.

why do we put up with this shit??

Why do you idolize a being that literally wants to see you suffer as much as possible to spite your mutual Creator?

This

So what IS your perception of hell?

None of your business.

None of your business.

>Ask me anything
Me: *Asks Question*
>None of your business
Shut the fuck up you shill

I'll be praying for you this Lent.

God be with you.

Agnostic.

OBV OP isn't a true Satanist, just some 13 year old edge-lord that thinks hes cool.

t. An actual fucking Satanist.

Why do you waste your time worshipping the creation when you could worship the Creator? Seems counterproductive.

I'm just as Satanist as you. Probably more.

None of your business.

How accurate is the Sabrina Netflix series? What shows/movies get satanist culture right?

Fukin knew it He wears too soks on a foot and no on the othher , u cannt hide ur sekerts frum me I wil fidn theym all out an u no it

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Very accurate.

Who bullies you at school?

None of your business.

Red or white wine?

Red.

> (You)
>I'm just as Satanist as you. Probably more.

No. you're not a real Satanist at all. I can see right through you, m8. You're a confused child that wants to be rebellious and edgy.

Satanism isn't about vanity. True Satanism isn't about being dark and evil. It's not even about Lucifer at all.

have u ever seen a demon or lucifer himself in real life?

How have you benefited from your foray into the dark realm?

None of your business.

OP is a spooky secular Jew, Satanism is for fags and LaVey was a cringelord used car salesman.

ITT: Jews and fags.

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whats wrong with fags, exactly?

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This shit's getting boring

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