My gf and I got into a fight

Vote Trump, fuck her.

Stomp a tranny to death

cringe

Thanks for the post of support.

You should vote for Mayor Bloomberg. In the United States we employ secret ballots in our elections. You can vote your conscious without worrying about retribution.

this. i am so tired of weak stupid shit such as this.

Vote Bloomberg. Mike will fix your relationship.

>krinsh
found the jew

Vote trump, a Bern-out is too stuborn and stupid to see anything other than whatever social cause they think Bernie represents
Might as well brag afterword that you voted for the winner

lol yea right

no one want to vote Boomerburg

Vote for bernie

You absolute retard. You tell her you'll vote for Bernie then you vote who the fuck your gay jooo heart desires. That's how you deal with women, you (((you))).

Vote for Bernie. Not because of your gf but because voting for Bloomie is big dipshit move.

Tell her you're sorry that she is breaking up with you. But you can't be with someone who is trying to control you. Explain that you are hurt/disappointed in her. Vote for who you want.

how, if he is a stealth republican? republicans are all sociopaths.

Vote for who the hell you want it's a republic, nobody as to know who you voted for and no one can force to vote for somebody( which is illegal)

If you vote Bloomberg: you are 100% a retard and you also lose your girlfriend

If you vote Bernie: you are still likely a retard but you get to keep your girlfriend

Kill girlfriend and neck yourself.

Is Cred Forums where shills go after getting nazi'd out of Cred Forums? I can imagine some social networking advisor stupidly suggesting to post Bloomberg ads here

at least you're not a FAG and voting for trump eh

Why are you dating a jew?

Rolling

You want to be a fascist but your gf wants you to be a commie. It seems your fucked either way, bootlicker.

they are both jews.

youtu.be/jY_WGfNem8M

Vote for Trump

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>Might as well brag afterword that you voted for the winner
More nigger words have not been uttered

>What do?
Realize that if you obey, it's an indication you're a bitch and there's no going back.
So that was practice.
Now throw her out, get another girlfriend, and this time be alpha.

kill your self you liberal cuck

vote for Bernie, faggot!

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you both should be dumped into a mass grave and buried alive. You are wasting valuable resources that could be used by humans.

They're private ballots for a reason, astroturfer.

Say you voted for bernie but just vote for bloom! #bestealthy

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Faggot

Earning my Bloomberg shekels today cause I lost bad with the bookies on Super Bowl weekend

Vote Bloomberg 2020. Your like helps me pay my bookie.

If those are really the options, all you can do is KYS. Really, fucking Bloomberg? If her pussy is golden go into the voting booth, pull the lever for a straight red ticket, then lie to her.

Ebay Auction item #1299978 --> President of the united states

Bloomberg ---> Buy It Now button

... you're an american, be an American.

Kill yourself you absolute cuck

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gas the jews tbh

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Mike will give you $2500 if you kill your girlfriend.

The two of you should have a long chat together and work things out. A long chat in your car. With the motor running. In the garage. With the doors shut.

i lost hard.

Both of you are retarded.

I bet you'll vote for Peter Buttfuck.

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compromise and both vote for trump

1. Get your gf to give you a dish soap and water enema.
2. Fart bubbles.
3. ????
4. Profit.

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>I want to vote for Bloomberg

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Mike, is that you?

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never thought i would see a bigger retard than styx. but then i saw you user.

Is that a pic of Bernie or Bloomberger?

just vote bernie problem solved

This. Its the only way

You can always off yourself.

yeah, you're the biggest tard, user!

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No shit Sherlock

Epstein raped Bloomberg?

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i know you're joking. but i wasn't

He seems like he should be a nice guy. Why isn't he a nice guy?

10 quadrillion dollars have been sent to your account

lie. don't take her into the voting booth with you. she'll never know.

But why isn't he a nice guy? Come on let's do this. Let's figure it out.

Vote Libertarian.

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start by shoving your dick into your own ass.

then post more propaganda

Lie

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>please clap
I get serious Jeb Bush vibes from him

I see your problem, you're dating a commie.

>hurr durr let the gays marry and teach our kindergartners to be transgender and let illegal immigrants flood into the country! Doesn't matter to me as long as I get to keep more of my precious money!

More jewish than Bernie and Bloomberg combined

Libertarians are just republicans who like weed and are louder about their pedophilia.

Kys for being a fucking cheeto worshiping sheep faggot

VOTE BERNIE FAGGOT OR ILL FUCK YOUR GF AND MAKE YOU WATCH LIKE THE CUCK YOU ARE

Stop pretending you have a girlfriend. Problem solved

Is a billionaire oligarch with ties to epstein who has tens of accusations from women against him who is on record with racist beliefs and racist actions a bad guy? yes i think he might be

>Paid for by Mike Bloomberg
#PaidForByMikeBloomberg

KYS

she sounds retarded so you might as well stick to what you believe.

lol, you are too easy.

you're dating a fleshlight

An hero

Shit I was hoping he was a nice guy
he looks like a nice guy
why can't he just be a nice guy?

why so bi-curious?

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Why does it matter? You will both end up voting for the (D) anyways eventually.

break up with your girlfriend

Yeah you’ve got things mixed up dumb fuck.
Democrats are cucks not pubs.

Grow some

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make a compromise and dont vote

Yup. I'll take the "What is Aleppo?" guy over anything the Rs and Ds offer up. Its just that bad.

i think the french have invented a machine that might help him be much nicer :)

Is he running again? He was so much fun last time.

what ever way you go you will always be a cuck faggot

Vote trump. Dump the hoe.

Why would you even consider voting for boomsperg? He has no appeal. At least Bernie promises free shit.

>this fucking thread
Give one reason I should support bloomturd over Bernie, like for real; unless you can’t, shill

It’s not free. You are taking from hard working people and giving to niggers. I’m sure thats great for society right?

are taxes theft?

I voted for Johnson last election. Probably gonna vote trump if Burnsie or Coomberg go finalist. If Buttigeig actually wins the democratic nomination. Ill vote for Johnson again because I don't care who wins then.

vote trump, then fuck her in the ass unannounced.

I meant that as why he sounds appealing to anyone.

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Not the same guy but...

Residential property tax is theft.
If I wanna sit on my land and do whatever the fuck I want I can't without paying tax for it. You never truly own land if you pay taxes for it. Sales tax is fine... But when I buy a fucking tv I pay it once. Not for the rest of the time I own it.

theft is the act of stealing. it's stealing if you don't have legal permission. the gov has that permission. get fucked nonce

After a certain level yes. I’m willing to pay for the necessities for public services and infrastructure that I and the vast majority of the public use. But taking my money that I EARNED and giving to somebody else who didn’t earn it is without a fucking doubt theft bro.

Guess nobody ever explained the difference to you

Vote Trump. The only logical choice, if you dont hate America.

Lie to her

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Fuck off. Enjoy fire department? Streets? Tornado sirens. Just fuck off.

What a fucking faggot.

fpbp

>But when I buy a fucking tv I pay it once. Not for the rest of the time I own it.
You should. Write the checks out to me.

Yeah exactly you don’t have an argument do you soy boi?
Why don’t you just fucking kill yourself already?

You hate being reminded that he's a criminal and so is McConnell and Graham.

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Vote for Bernie
Get a blowjob
Bask in making the country a better place

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This, great advice.

Winners don’t get mad.
4 more years user

great samefagging trumpshit

Literally no one actually supports Bloomberg. Shit tier bait.

>4 more years user
and then finally maybe you'll move out of your mom's?
That's an ambitious timeline.

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internet arguments are incredibly gay, and being imperious in them is even gayer

lol bloomberg

what, did you see his youtube ads?

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Found the pedo.

faggot

fuck you

You and Bloomberg should be thrown down a mine shaft.

You both need to off yourselves! You two should make a pact that when Trump wins again you will kill yourselves!!!

>mine shaft.
Mein Schaft!

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that bird was the real mastermind behind the German Miracle

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she is fucking a nigger. vote Trump

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I'm inclined to agree. aWrite in Hitler and then beat tne bitch's ass.

If my girlfriend told me to vote for bloom I would dump her and call her a dumb ass

A Bernie supporter who doesn't know how to read
Typical.

drown yourself in the toilet for being fucking retarded

Vote for Trump.

Or this

She and you are faggots. Vote Trump.

Kill her and then kill yourself.

Why do you like Bloomberg over any of the other candidates? None of you Bloomberg supporters can seem to come up with a reason for it, it's very strange.

Looool

>Vote Trump.
ahhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BERN!

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He's the only reasonable candidate of all the democrats
Bloomberg wants sensible healthcare reform meanwhile Bernie's plan costs like 4 trillion a year
The total federal budget right now is 4.1 trillion a year

I just think he's a more well rounded candidate

Punch your girl for being an idiot, and kys for being such a pussy

How much do you get per post?

Vote Trump and kick her bitch ass to the curb.
Don't let a bitch tell you how to vote.

Dont vote for bloomberg unless he gives you like 90 billion.

Bernies plan costs less than the current system does...so...no? He also has a history of some pretty demonstrable shit that he's said and done that is fairly fresh...how exactly does that make him more "well rounded"?

yeah, don't let the woman who gives you vagina tell you how to vote. let the skol chewing neckbeards with more ketchup and mustard stains on their overalls than teeth in their head tell you how to vote. conservative logic hard at work.

congrats on getting the joke were proud of you bud

Vote for the candidate you think makes most sense, and if that results in her breaking up with you, then she wasn't worth having to begin with. I'm not a US citizen, but in my country, I vote right wing. I want liberalism. Not socialism, not conservatism, but liberalism. GF is left leaning, so she votes left. Us disagreeing on politics does not mean anyone needs to break up with anyone else.

>Punch her in the face so she falls to the floor
>rip off her clothes
>rape her in the ass
>whisper in her ear "Feel the Burn"

>Bernies plan costs less than the current system does
That's literally impossible.
You are going to save money and have more people covered?
Huge amount of people don't go to the doctor for every little thing. Once they have the ability to go, more people will go just because they can and that will flood hospitals and costs.

Vote Trump - Profit.

Murder suicide is the only rational solution.

Vote for Trump and get rid of your gf

Unless you wanna lose the only person who's ever going to fuck you, even if she's doing it for votes vote Mike. If you want that sweet grooling pussy vote Bernie.

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Literally impossible doesn't work from your Casio on your desk retard. It's been tested and proven from multiple entities fact checking.

murder-suicide is the only way

Is it 2016 all over again?

Shit its 2020 vote Vermin Supreme. Free Ponies, dental care and better assault rifles.

Yeah, you libertarian shitstains take votes away from Trump and vote independent. That'll surely work.

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You vote for Bernie

Fuck her, i hate both candidates and hope Trump wins but if she's willing to break up with you if you dont vote for who she wants then you shouldn't be with her

This is the cuckold centrist answer. Don't listen to this OP. You can do better than them. They literally don't have a true running platform.

Trump

>democrat
cringe

>>>/reddit/

Get back to your containment board, incel.

Just throw your vote right in the trash it basically the same as voting for Bloomberg.

Vote for Bernie, she's right lmao

>trust me bro multiple entities bro
>fact checking bro it's real and government projects always come on budget and on time multiple entities say so

Sarcastically speaking the truth for once?

Kill her, fuck her corpse after it starts to get funky, then vote Trump.

youtube.com/watch?v=I9k7PwW123A&feature=youtu.be&t=324

i thought only Metokur did twitter recaps on YouTube

>My gf
Fake and gay. You're a basement dwelling neckbeard and we all know it.
>She says I have to vote for Bernie
Only a cuck would allow their woman to decide their vote. It would be exponential cuckery if she made you vote for a cuck. This is over the top, even for fiction.
>I want to vote for Bloomberg
Faker and gayer. No one wants to vote for Bloomberg. He's fake news and you're a paid shill, one of the many in the Bloomberg meme factory. FYI, the left can't meme.

What a cuk u r

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says the person who voted for a president that has been a democrat most of his life

go back to hillbilly land trumpshit

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>stupid

>bern out

lol,and trump supporters are educated? didnt he bring out that redneck duck dynasty guy once at one his rallys? have fun with the poor and the uneducated

>cryin

yeah,like you trumpshits have done every day for the last 4 years

>waaah media bad

>waaah football man bad

>waaah immigrants bad

Yes it I Trump-supporter not random user unversed in the way of politics but recognizing that both sides are easy as fuck to bait.

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Toss her in a woodchipper

>I want to vote for Bloomberg
what's it like, being this fucking stupid?

What you should really do is vote for trump.

>What do?
Get your 0.001 rubel and fuck off back to Cred Forums cuck

Except he's a successful business owner. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass taxes and payroll is? He only got a show because he had a famous business to begin with.

Fuck her in the ass wearing a MAGA hat like a real man.

>Give one reason
He will pay you money to do his bidding?

Ok, Bloomberg is just Trump with a DNC sticker. Vote for Bern, dude and stay knee deep in pussy

dump the commie loving bitch

>But taking my money that I EARNED and giving to somebody else
Having a good society costs money. A good society means an educated society, it means a healthy society, it means a safety net for everyone, all of these includes you because you are part of the society.
Example:
Right Winger: I dont want to pay for healthcare for poor people.
Why the right winger is wrong. A universal health insurance system paid by taxes will bring down costs and save you money. Sick poor people using the hospital makes the prices go up because the hospital needs to make up for the loss.
All of these social programs make a better life for everyone. If you dont like it well move to a 3rd world country because we are tired of USA being worse than a 3rd world country.

Vote Trump

not the user you replied to, but I agree it's good to have a safety net...that's what medicare and social security were designed for...and clearly, they need overhauls. However, Bernie wants to get rid of private insurance companies--a disastrous idea. Having a safety net is a good thing--throwing out the entire system is not.

>get rid of private insurance companies
Why is it a bad idea?

Because some people are very happy with the health insurance they have from private companies--why take away that choice?

this

>very happy with the health insurance
I dont know anyone that is "happy" with their insurance. They are happy with their doctors. My plan has constantly been getting more expensive and covering less over the last 8 years that I have had it at the company Im with. I dont know why anyone would be happy with that. That is trend across all plans.

Sure, there are plenty who aren't happy with their plans, but I know many who wouldn't trade them, especially for medicare for all. I wouldn't trade my current plan for that, nor would anyone in my family, and probably few if any of my friends. I know it's anecdotal, but I would bet most Americans don't want medicare for all either. Revisions in medical insurance is good, but don't throw out the whole system for something else.

>Implying Trump still isn't a Democrat
Haaaaave ya seen his policies?

>, but I know many who wouldn't trade them, especially for medicare for all

Why wouldnt you trade your private health insurance for a less expensive plan that covers more, that has no networks, no copays and no chance of going bankrupt?

All promises, none of that has been really shown how it will be paid for and work just like that

Besides, why isn't the Affordable Care Act not good enough?

>Affordable Care Act not good enough
Because that is just private health insurance with more regulations.
Obamas only big change was not allowing insurance companies to deny coverage if they saw you as too much of a risk.

>how it will be paid for
Why is this hard to understand. All the studies show that government health insurance is cheaper by billions.
If you dont trust the studies then take a look at health care costs of other 1st world countries vs the United states.

businessinsider.com/cost-of-healthcare-countries-ranked-2019-3

The United States is #1 in cost because it uses a private system.

Ok faggot, if you want to keep the pussy just vote how she says. Either way nothing that actually effects you is going to change much.

This fucking thread again?

Say you wrote down your feelings in a note, and then give her this picture.

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Please unfuck yourself the system is rigged. Or actually participate in society. Like a vote counts but only so far. You want change then use your fuckigg Nd brain

Just tell her it doesn't matter and he's gonna buy the primary election anyway

>b-but our wall-!