We're gonna pray the coronavirus away, folks
We're gonna pray the coronavirus away, folks
Asher Murphy
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Evan Mitchell
trump says the vaccine's right around the corner, and that the ole corona's nothing to worry about. also that the 2000pt drop in the dow's the democrat's fault.
everything's fine, nothing to see here.
Christopher White
running a task force of the best and brightest scientists, engineers, and doctors is doing more than praying, idiot.
Hunter Allen
Ian Cook
so i should be investing in energy and fence companies?
Sebastian Allen
So you don't have faith? No wonder God sent Corona.
Julian Roberts
The fucking level of shilling
David Ortiz
Yeah... but at least The Shocker can tie his own
shoes. That's a pretty big step up from Trump just watching TV all day and Tweeting when Fox News tells him to be outraged about something. Get the feeling that at least the Silver haired bible thumper reads SOME of his briefing books.
John Martinez
The guy who was responsible for an HIV outbreak in his home state?
Boy, do I feel so much safer now....fuck off.
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Isaiah Brown
Really? Coz quite frankly a retarded chimpanzee with advanced syphilis would be a step up from Trump. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying Pence is up to the job , I'm only saying that comparatively a delusional religious zealot babbling incoherently to his sky Daddy is a bit of an upgrade
Julian Thompson
Pence doesn't follow directions.
Cameron Cox
my fucking sides. I just say on a news site that trump put pense in charge of this, and I just said to my wife, were good pense will pray it away. I come to Cred Forums, boom
Noah Watson
u so funny u join circus
Owen Hill
Lime Disease too
Brayden Carter
He cut all their funding.
Joshua Sanders
>pray
You are only allowed to pray for the world to end.
Now pick your fucking cotton
Jaxon Ward
>Praying
PRAY TO BAAL
PRAY TO STONES AND FIGURES
PRAY TO DRUGS TO KILL YOU
PRAY
Kayden Collins
>trump says the vaccine's
White house walked those comments backed and said he was talking about Ebola.
Caleb Perry
>Faith
>God
NO
NO NO NO NO
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Joshua Carter
"Stop that grovelling..."
John Carter
Grr
Jackson Adams
All shall be well, all shall be well
All manner of things shall be well
Nathaniel Morris
Luis Young
No one is responding
Tyler Hill
>trump says
So we can be sure it's a misrepresentation, an exaggeration or a straight up lie. Yeah, that's worth nothing. What is the CDC's official statement? Or the WHO's? That's all that really matters here.
Adrian Campbell
>a delusional religious zealot babbling incoherently to his sky Daddy is a bit of an upgrade
Elijah Gomez
just like we gotta pray the gay away
Thomas Flores
China bio weapon it's going get worse also let's face it the world needs a plaque to get rid of half the population.
Jose White
You're joking right? His stupidity is so thick now that I can't even tell if I'm being trolled anymore.
Adam Powell
Mike Pence shown here, enjoying a moment with his new friend introduced to him by Jeffery Epstein.
Jason Parker
They're praying.
Nathaniel Clark
Religion is fake. Jesus wasn't Christian. He didn't even ask to be worshipped like a god. Quite the opposite
Levi Ross
are the christians the only religion that worships a JEWISH MAN as a god? I don't see why they don't just vote for Bernie honestly.
Gavin King
He was crucified because they really believed in him as god.
Nathan Flores
I am not worried on the other hand. Jewish or not, it doesn't matter. The world is mixed.
Noah Peterson
Nothing matters. It's over. We're all dead. It will happen.
Ian Nguyen
Exactly. Most of "Jesus's" teachings were made up by a cult member (you call him Paul) who wasn't even born yet when Jesus was alive.
Ryan Brown
What do you want me to do about it?
Aaron Barnes
Lord Kek, we know they're not worthy. They're just ant people, and don't really qualify as human. But they have hot women, and invented hentai, so please, in the name of fap please show mercy.
Connor Butler
Joseph Foster
Trump said it's contained. He's right. All cases in the US are controlled.
The CDC said it's out of control. They're right. While it's currently contained in the US, it's spread beyond China, and we're seeing spontaneous cases where they don't know the origin. It's out there, and is spreading through the population. It'll be back.
Carson Edwards
Nothing. Be yourself.
Jace Evans
>abusing the CDC's authority and eroding it's image to tank the stock market just for an anti-Trump talking point nobody cares about or believes
here's hoping the dems using the CDC to cry wolf and thus erode the seriousness of similar announcements doesn't turn into something we'll all regret
Liam Murphy
Just remember guys! Trump only hires the best people. The smartest people, with the biggest ah-brains. Many folds.
Isaiah Green
He said a lot more than than it's contained. I mean it's contained for the moment but we all know this thing is getting out. How much damage it'll do is anyone's guess.
>The vaccine is coming along well, and in speaking to the doctors we think this is something that we can develop fairly rapidly.
It's 18 months away, and that's IF trials go as hoped.
>repeatedly pointed to the 15 cases of coronavirus in the U.S.
There are 60 or more, everyone already knows that.
>“The risk to the American people remains very low,”
The virus is here and it's going to do what it wants. Nobody knows how many people, or when or where are going to develop a severe illness.
The only reason he's playing it down is because his re-election depends on economy and this thing is going to deliver a severe hit. Fuck telling the people the truth when you have your own best interests are at heart.
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Owen White
I lol'd because that's fucking funny but Pence is an accomplished executor with strong structural knowledge of state and local apparatus
yes one is already rolled out of san diego biotech, they accomplished this in under 2 weeks
>mortality rate is 0 for children
>under .1 for healthy adults
media will do anything for a click
Gavin Young
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Xavier Nelson
Praise Jesus my brothers
Lincoln Hughes
Dude calls his wife mother and thinks god is real.
Aiden Nelson
>I lol'd because that's fucking funny but Pence is an accomplished executor with strong structural knowledge of state and local apparatus
He's also a self-centered political douchebag who would slash his mothers throat to get a vote, and his wife won't allow him to eat alone with a woman.
Jordan Young
Uhm, no.
Jose Taylor
Chase Butler
He's twisted into cult levels. It doesn't really matter what he says though, the CDC and WHO are going to do what they're trained for. All he has to do is feed them money and resources as necessary and kick fema in the ass if required.
Juan Baker
not bad tbqh fam
Noah Thomas
Charles Butler
Jackson Harris
Nah dude it's an American bio weapon that they framed on China. Why would the Chinese develop a virus that disproportionately targets Chinese people? unless to cull their own race....
Leo Martinez
Jesus Christ be with you, brothers. May the Lord bless you with good health and a prosperous year!
Jace Perez
Quads checked.
>disproportionately targets Chinese people
Well that's what happens when it's released in central CHINA.
Chase Foster
Lucas Allen
The WHO has the same interests as the Donald, they still haven't announced it as a pandemic
Alexander Wood
I imagine that's not far off. I'm under the impression the only reason the US Government came out to directly address this situation is because they know are large influx of cases are gonna appear shortly and they're preempting the media coverage that will inevitably follow on them.
Austin Rogers
Yeah that's true
I read from a research paper I'm not going to find on the internet that the glycoproteins in the virus target a certain receptor on lung cells, and central Asian people have a higher number of those receptors than others recorded in the study.
Which is mighty suspicious to me especially when considering the HIV protein insert research paper which has been now retracted by the university of New Delhi
William Ward
>The WHO has the same interests as the Donald
How so?
>they still haven't announced it as a pandemic
I trust when it is a pandemic, whatever the actual scientific definition of that is, they'll say so. All of the conspiracy theories are entertaining but they're pure bullshit.
Nathan Powell
Gabriel Hall
>How so?
They have a stake in the WORLD economy thanks to them being a part of the UN, which I inherently don't trust in the first place
When you have cases in Italy where patient zero hasn't been identified, and we are still talking about this virus almost 3 months later, that seems like a pandemic to me.
Easton Perez
The mods delete these corona threads if they're not active. So keep yapping if you want it to live.
Dylan Evans
Stupid, fat, nasty jannies.
Juan Stewart
Matthew Turner
Christopher Russell
The most dangerous part of this is niggers like you thinking that since people are getting sick, its a great time to start looting and causing chaos.
Mason Scott
Nathan Johnson
I already started looting. Should I stop?
Charles Scott
To be fair, Taiwan has a vested interest in making China look bad. It says "accused".
Landon Allen