I am God

You fuckers did it to yourselves, I ain't messing with human affairs again.
What's the deal with airplane food?
Don't look at me, I'm God, not a miracle worker.
I gave you arms, you do it.

why did you send yourself in human form down to earth in the middle east, during the bronze age, and not write anything down in your own hand?

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Why anything?
Didn't my son say love your neighbor?
Because nothing lasts forever.

Can you help this guy? I think he's having a stroke.

Cause' I can, I'm God? Would you write anything down if you could control time and space?

What part off "Don't look at me, I'm God, not a miracle worker." don't you get?

no i know want just but why foggos can are to be

THIS IS MY GIG YA FUCKING FREELOADER.

*why faggost

I'd get some better witnesses than some goat herders in Judea. also having someone else write it down screams fake news

You can't have signs
You want to control god like a weapon.
Miracles happen when they happen. They're something unnatural. Respect that, for your own sake.

Do you mean "Faggots?"

That's why I am here. You can't own a body not a soul
You're god.

youtube.com/watch?v=bIaUfBjHjpI

WHEN I SAY JESUS YOU SAY SORRY
WHEN YOU SAY SORRY I SAY NOTHING
THE WORLD WAS DOOMED WHEN JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED

Well you're not God, are you know?
Man, you are on some good shit clearly.
Yes.
I can own a gig you fucking freeloader

You're not wrong.

You don't own anything
When you die you're as empty as when you were born. A blank page.

nu not bamhewer fuk yuo

>bamhewer
>bamhewer
>bamhewer
fucking kek

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Could you create a rock so big that even you could not move it?

God, why you made my cock head massively enormous, it's look like it was attached to my dick, does not seems natural :(

There isn't a rock i haven't created that I haven't moved with my hands.
You're not talking about your own dick.

what gives?

Jupiter was my only attempt, then I go bored, and deiced to jerk off to Adam and Eve fucking.
Much better waste of time.
So you could have the nickname "Lolicock" ya moron.
STOP STEALING MY FUCKING GIG.
This cool tree

yo why did you make me fucked up in the head?

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God gives, god takes.

Can you honestly say that you are not omnipotant?

>There isn't a rock i haven't created that I haven't moved with my hands.
So, you are not a omnipotent enough to create a rock that you could not move. Therefore your power is finite.
Therefore not godlike.
Therefore not God.

OP just vanished in a puff of logic

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I dunno.
I didn't, you fags did.

You're not weird. You're normal. Look at those around you and how they behave. Just because you're an outcast doesn't mean that you're weird

You can tell this isn't me, because I'm not a precious Emo.

This is what I meant by not testing me. You want god powers but you can't handle them.

Here we fucking go faggot.

Ok , so human definitions of “god” are apparently inadmissible now?

Ok “god” faggot - define yourself

How did you know I am an emo?
I could be a goth or like a metalhead or something else

I created the universe and control space time, and you jackasses worship me.
Metal Heads have taste, and Goths are hot.

I'm asking if it's possible for you to honestly say that you're not omnipotant. I'm not asking if you did, just if you can.

It’s not a test.
It’s a simple paradox.

Either you can create the rock , in which case you cannot move it, and are therefore not an “all powerful being” and therefore not God.
Or you can’t create the rock, therefore not an “all powerful being” and therefore not God.

The very existence of the hypothetical disproves the existence of god .
QED

Yes, user, I know about your scat fetish.

>I created the universe and control space time, and you jackasses worship me.
So not omnipotent, and not omnipresent.
And by “control spacetime” , what “control” do you have?

I know I suck ass. You don't have to tell me what I can do.

Why?

Theoretically suck my all powerful balls

You can't make rules you can't even hold onto by yourself.

I created the universe, figure it out.
Floating around in the void gets boring my dude

>I am God.
>Ask away.
can you make me a pretty waifu?

Ask your parents

Everyone is a god. Everybody can speak in his name and everyone obeys to his will. That's the truth about the dream of the Moon and the stars.

Yes.

well... what are you waiting for?

Didn't say I was gonna do it.

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well, go fuck yourself then, you worthless piece of selfish shit!

Why mosquitos?

... I don't know.

Why the fuck did you make flightless birds? Like what a useless, shitty animal

If they're useless, why are they still around?

Sheer accident

Fair

Why did you take my baby sister from me last week? Why didn't you give me the ability to see she needed help?

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