Mom of loli gf walks in on her slapping me in the face. Wat do?
Mom of loli gf walks in on her slapping me in the face. Wat do?
Does she look like his mom ?
Do you mean what would you do or what would I do
magic carpet ride
I mean what would you do
Disclaimer: Relationship is non-sexual and non-existent; we have mutual crushes, except she actually hates me.
>get arrested
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
>slapping someone else's kid
Imagine being this much of an idiot.
op was the one getting slapped by the kid, dingus.
>imagine being this ironic
This thread has transcended Cred Forums's customary standard for gay and pointless. Congratulations, OP, you are an ignorant cocksucker.
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID
>calls OP ignorant
>ignores "gf" in OP's post
>uses second comma instead of semicolon
Loli gf's mom immediately told her that she was grounded and to go to bed, and told me we would talk about this later (thankfully there was other company over).
Loli gf's mom noticed severe bruises on my arms (from hitting and pinching) about a month ago, and I Hate lying, but I said I didn't know what they were from, 'cause I knew she would get in HUGE trouble.
It'll almost certainly be mentioned.
imagine making up a fantasy in which a loli beats you. imagine wanting a loli to beat you.
god pedophiles are so fucking pathetic it's no wonder the jews made you their scapegoat bitch
someone doesn't understand semicolons
Imagine being as sad as you. I was last year. Your path is lonely, but it can change.
Anyway, brb; Vocaroo.
Yeah: you and that other sod.
wtf lol
holy hell this is real. op got BITCH SLAPPED
someone doesn't understand colons either