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Great a thread started by a 12 year old
I dont get it
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
lost
Kys faggeet
I just threw up. Congrats.
What?
Helicopter on a disembodied head?
Heli on a smelly
Heli on R. Kelly
bird on a Turd
chopper on a hopper
Still pretty niche but at least yours rhyme.
Bird on a turd.
Vertical rotary aircraft on a nigger
Nice file name.
Its lyrics from a band called Death Grips. Check em out. They're great.
Hiiiiiiiii I'm claire
Oh no
here, take this. You'll be needing it soon.
Underrated have a silver
I don't want to get addicted to Doxy...just say no to that, NO.
can anyone get the frame where his tiny cock is seen?
Cum impregnate me I won't tell
Corona Virus has a 200 meter range when shit out.
Sometimes boners hurt those around us
Amtrak Snow-mo Collision youtube.com
Rotary Snow Plow youtube.com
Rotary action on Donner Pass youtube.com
Train Hits and Dissect Snow Bank! Пoeздa Pacceкaют Cнeжныe Cyгpoбы! youtube.com
snow fan struggles - World Train Snow Plowing in Action 2020 youtube.com
Live Train 24/7 Train Driver's View, Cab Ride, Winter Train Live View Front Window View youtube.com
4K CABVIEW Capljina - Sarajevo - 99 tunnels and 65 bridges - The Neretva River Canyon youtube.com
23-life
Flier on the Dier?
killer on a stealer
S-76B on a Kobe
this is real crappy sex
Does this mean its a biological weapon made by China to wipe out India?!
My clit is about to spit
Why, did they fuck up the surgery?
I need the riddle
i bang my dad and we started posting vids on pornhub,
Jesus christ nerf that shit already
Cursed
this isn't a cringe thread
He's got you they're user
I would literally take that inbred mutt out to the backyard and shoot it
d
My anus is lactating oh it's so wet
Hate crime
"I want a burger but please burn it"
>"do you mean well done sir?"
"NO I WANT IT BURNED"
no, because right now it's fucking cats to literal death on my farm's shed. knots them right to death. know why I don't care? cats destroy my farm's property, so when I catch one, I put it in the shed with the dog.
You're a man. You don't lactate. You don't have a clit. You can't become pregnant. Transwomen are men with mental disorders.
Incel virgin detected. We're REALLY impressed with your edge, junior.
Bait has been taken...
lost
urrr hurr he took the bait. kys faggot
not even close to the same photo
Kek lost
for that, I'm taking a cat out to junior's shed.
brb
LOL POO
This thread is trash and you’re all faggots
I know but it's close enough like what planes were used in 119
Fuck off, freakshow.
I lost to this comment fuck.
LOLL BIGTIME POO LOG
I hope you choke on a rock
Nigger you repost this same greentext whenever there’s ylyl thread. Fuck off
HAHA
Helo on a pedo
Well that’s new.
Kill yourself faggot
More? Please?
keep it up and i'll have my strike team fly me over your house in a C-17 at 30,000, i'll do a HALO jump and land light as a feather right your rooftop, fly through your window, and gut-shoot you with a 9mm, set up a webcam with you bound legs/feet, exfil, and watch you die slow back at my home you filthy pederast
Webms please
Anyone looking for a girlfriend
I only have what I have.
Bingo
Choppa over hopper
Lost
>breaching a house with an armed tac team
>choosing not to shoot the dog
I shiggy diggy my dude
that dog is LITERALLY humping that cat to death
men fuck cats in prison...I think the cat can handle it.
you can tell it's fake. most people would be retching at the smell, especially women.
wat
are you a Russian??
nope, many women can handle the taste of shit and some even love it but that's more rare.
nein
This. any "poo porn" is fake. I agree with that sentiment, anyone would be throwing up, it's probably a brownie mix or something.
lol
Kill you're self?
another ylyl down the shitter.
Can you braindead faggots not share your god-awful poopoo fetish?
and the tranny can fuck right off too.
this has been the only funny one
don't we all
pls 2 stop whining
it's Cred Forums of course it's edgy you tumblr-dwelling fuckstick
The corona virus isn't a Stand user....
Lost
>it's only smells
next time i think you should try EVEN HARDER
i can fap to this
Lost hard
taht limb will never grow higher
Is that m00t?
Based
yeah but you’re a dude.
>2030
2040 inc.
Hahahaha
Me neither. Are they mad he's eating peanut butter instead of fasting at the wake or something?
The last disk probably has an error.
fuggin flaming faggot
Hi Mommy!
helo on a negro
I actually fucking lost to this!
dubs
Lost
That's the fault of Capitalism for being such shit.
i think you won
Die, Commie.
Kek. Reminded me of a funny midget porn
"I got the nasty in my taxi, you need a lift?" is objectively the best lyric of that list.
Crimson chin
absolute dumbshit confirmed
whos' that?
get out
boomer humor
I love how you posted this same thing to this same fucking weirdo yesterday too user
???
reddit-tier comment
I don't think Tumblr likes Drawn Together
So meta
niggers tongue ur anus
Lolz what an idiot
get put you bloody dick huh kinda weird
checked
Lolz
checked what you fucking retard
What a trash meme
Hahaha nice
I've looked all the way through "The Gentleman's Guide to Good Manners" but I just can't find what to say in that circumstance.
lol, you messed up hearing and sight
Lost
I guess this was posted by an AI that's trying to develop a sense of humour.
haha you took the bait faggot
I don't think this is fair to Abe.
I mean, he was going to give the slaves 40 acres and a mule. While they still remembered how to work, they were going to have a reason to work.
Imagine how that America would turn out.
>Oh no, this meanie is now killing even more cats because he doesnt get enough respect!
Did your father rape you as a child or what do you have to compensate to play the edgy fucker here?
nice
>americans
Keep trying, Commander Data.
Imma fucking retard for losing to this
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
You can't get addicted to Doxycycline. It's just a fucking antibiotic.
N O I D E D
Nigga that's called diarrhea
You can get psychologically addicted to anything if you're weak-minded enough
Nooooooo NOOOOO not my kitterinoooooo
aaaaand now another cat's heading out to Junior's. he WILL fuck them all to death, this farm has cats like NY has rats, the neighbor's pet cats come here at night for some reason. and Junior fucks them when he catches them. now i'm going give one a treat, pick it up and put it in Jr's shed for maximum knotting.
Fake and gay.
What?
>Imagine thinking somebody actually cares about your larp
You could set fire to a whole kitten shelter, you'll always be a loser, Cleetus.
Kys and make it quick
Nice try you data mining faggot
Stop projecting you retard
Lmfao!!! Gold
I had to take a 10 day course of Doxy for a bad urinary tract infection. 100mg twice a day. By the 10th day, I was so fucking happy to be off them, the made me feel like shit the whole time. There was not 5 minutes where that shit made me feel good. No one will get addicted to that shit, I guarantee it.
True
Is nobody going to mention this???
Macie Jay?
5'11 vs. 6'0
I want to fuck her FEET
Do people actually unironically believe Trump is religious to any degree?
>Trump
He's talking about Pence, retard
This thread is awful
Degenerate and then you cry about niggers etc... Traps and all that shit is the beginning of the end for the west
I was gonna mention it when I was done jerking off
hey libshits McGee, do you really think trump's NOT Christian? He has prayer meetings daily, goes to church every Sunday, and has his own Pastor.
Keep whining mr. fag marriage, Trump's not only a Christian, but he's also going to win again in November you spunk-drooling retard
...he says as if he knew women.
>this is a hemorrhoid med if I remember correctly, atleast if you get it in your ass.
These whole ylyls are reddit tier shit
F off Christopher
Weak bait
lost so hard
Too awkward, I can do it with my teeth while I keep hold of the steering wheel
Imagine copying a clown and making it an anime cunt because you are a major faggot.
That's this meme youtube.com
Just fold your ticket 7 times
>Humor thread
>Talk about Drumpf
I dunno but if you are suicidal try drinking 4 gallons of water in an hour or 2.
This is not funny
>>Talk about Drumpf
It's not even about Trump, It's about Mike Pence, I swear you people are retarded as fuck
Nobody except massive faggots care about cats
James Gandolfini, great actor.
Kinda funny how he looks like gargoyle
>attention whoreing in a ylyl thread
>comes to ylyl
>gets assblastedly furious about some retarded trump bait
>is seething
>fists curled up
>mangina's puckered
>eyes bloodshot
>fat curdling
>neckbeard rustled and twitching
you should take a gander through the thread, it's alight with humor and jokes! like your gam gams after the gas!
>vice president
>president
>not about drumpf
Anything drumpf related wasnt funny a month after the results came in.
It was a little funny at the inauguration and then it just wasnt funny anymore.
You should kill yourself.
The joke is in what Lucien said about Pence, if all you can take from that is
>Drumpf SAGE
Then you have serious problems
Based
This whole thread is weak, the Drumpf bs just tops it off.
You're obviously a Christfag triggered because you agree with Pence
Hail Satan, faggot
why do you faggots keep saying unironically?
dickhead
Guy you’re fucking disgusting go away
I wonder how often strangers walking past him give him a nod and a “Mr President.”
cringe
I bet you don't even know who that is
This is the best image in this thread
So true
Why does he do the gesture that way? Looks absolutely retarded
I remember my first week. Those were the days.
Go to hell you fucking faggot you are disgusting
Exhaled sharply through my nose
This image unironically was posted on facebook by three different friends of mine. Despite not getting it was probably the most funny thing I've ever seen there. Social media has totally gone to shit.
American Christians are the worse kind of Christians. Full of hate and stupidity.
Because it's the devil horns, not the faggy heavy metal hand shit
anything -cycline is (eg mino) is an antibiotic
Even if that were true and not just an absolute morron that isn‘t even capable of being edgy, that would still make him look like he had arthritis.
>teh devil horns are cool and edgy and teh heavy metals is gay and dumb
Please be an hero
lmao that absolute moron has achieved more than you ever will. Get back to me when Netflix make a feature length documentary about you - (one that isn't about you shooting up a school or some shit)
Nigga
Heli on a Smelly
Super is trash
this
zozzle
motherless is still around? dodnt it turn into a shafow of its former self
Yes, ofc full of blacked, bestiality, trap and faggotry
Z is trash, too, user.
Nice feet
bbymr8f
get in before its nuked
Waffle stomp
Fuck, Lost.
im unironically a fag but if that were you which it isn't I'd slam the fuck out of you
You're joking right? He looks like Zelda from Pet Semetary
we need more of this
I like what I like nigga damn
chopper on a robber?
lost
OC
need to view the gif for this to make sense
Whirly bird on a girly turd
I don't trust you. I bet you will tell.
flying machine on a lying Rakeem
helicopter on a nigger's head
Don't get it
if only he'd died in a Robin Reliant
propeller on a black fella
Hilariously funny guy rolling on the floor laughing over here
Lost. Well done
That is just dangerously close to her legs, really gives me anxiety
How's it hangin bros
kys pls pls
11/10
I refuse!
Now this is topkek-generating material right here. Please continue to make OC user, this is brilliant and just what every YLYL thread need. It's needless to say that I lost
0w0
There's still nothing funny about this image. Take it to a different thread you sperg.
I beg to differ. It's pretty fucking funny
You know, random people die to heart attacks every day. I honestly hope that you and the faggot that keeps posting the goblin faced tranny, the "true story inbound," and laughjokes.org posters all fucking bite it.
Ah so
waw , your life must be a neverending fun , all the time :o
Idk man it made me laugh and I like cats!
Y
user, are you ok? You seem really angry. Is everything alright? Did daddy beat you? Did your mom tell you to turn off the computer? It's fine, you can talk to me
>evolution
>real
lost
I'm tired of seeing unfunny shit posted by people so intensely fucking retarded that they think deliberately posted unfunny shit is funny because it makes other people mad.
roll
Lost , this is how I imagine people have anal sex they just lie and say that they wash their bums desu