Ok Cred Forums, tell us what did the weird kid from your school do to be the weird kid

Same happened in my school, the kid was in 3rd grade... I think he went to the psychologist the rest of the school

you were the weird kid

Dude was obsessed with recycling. If someone threw away a can he’d fish it out of the trash and put it in his backpack.

Thats bad news user

Kid ate burgers with lettuce buns slathered in ketchup and he smelled like maple syrup.

This kid had a crush on this girl in HS and made this whole video montage for her and at the end of the video had a fake funeral for her saying that would be the result if she didn’t date him and the weird thing was his parents helped film it.

Put me in the fucking screencap

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Cred Forums is 99% the weird kid

If you were smarter you would laugh with him.

fuck off reddit

You're a fucking faggot riding his glory. Fuck you. That's the human being right there.

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> ok boomer kek

Who is source photo again, havent seen that fucking mug in foreve

climbed up a tree and when all the teachers tried to get him down he pulled out his dick and started to pee on them and then threw faecal matter from the tree. His parents eventually managed to convince him to come down.

He'd go around the hottest girls in school and flash them his dick. Some of them actually enjoyed looking at it! He was weird but really alpha at the same time.

Fucking hero

set the school on fire

fucking newfag

That’s that little faggot that rose from johnathan lipnicki’s cum sock that would lip sync songs.

he was a senior my freshman year bowl cut goggle glasses naruto ran everywhere and would eat fries with a moutain of mustard which would stain his face yellow everyday for lunch

This is too specific to be a lie.

You're a loser! Listen to your father

This is b.
We are the weird kids.

Least im not a los angeles naker.

Shut up faggot

Yeah. Like psycbp alpha. You k lw he'd be some hemtai madman in the edroom. How

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The kid was a creepy loner that stared at groups of other kids, when noticed by someone the kid approached the nearest group and arkwadly pretended to be part of the conversation

We called him Eternal Solitude

Yikes. Got some bad news, weirdo

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We had a kid called cherry. He would polish your shoes. Also would collect nearly empty bottles of cola and put them into one bottle and drink it. Also had the pocket cut out of his pants so could fap in class

No shit I actually went to high school with Keenan cahil

what?? How fucked up are you rn?

He jerked off under his desk while staring at whatever girl caught his fancy that day. Teachers either ignored it out of embarrassment or didn’t care. Would also draw nudes of girls in class and show them when he was done.

Your friend you invited to the gangbang.

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kek

Naruto ran into my class naked and he started pissing in the corner. Teacher caught him masterbating a bunch under his pants. He would sperg out and attack you if you said anything bad about naruto.

See you next Halloween niggerlovers

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>used to talk to literally everyone about roblox
>tended to hassle me because i was put in some shitty group with him
>going on about roblox as usual during recess one day
>phone rings
>answer
>"NOOO DON'T CALL THE POLICE"
>everyone in earshot laughs at him
>i now know his weakness
>get suspended for a week for "bullying"
>pull my phone out everytime the cunt approaches me

Wore a full suit every single day. Keep in mind this was a shitty public school. Would sit by himself at lunch reading Foucault or something philosophical that he probably didn’t understand. Unironically wore a fedora and would tip his hat at women.

Did he die in the Titanic?

Have any storie?

>he now makes 450k a month, pounds pussy literally 24/7 (even working) and lifts weights

He’d do anything on a dare. Shat himself in class. Snorted ground-up smarties. Set paper on fire with a Bunsen burner. Called our gay PE teacher a faggot. All kinds of fun stuff. He was just so easily suggestible.

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Annoying voice. I had freshman algebra with him. He tried so hard to get laid. A fat pig had a crush on him because he was famous.

(is he dead yet?)

They were not nearly that good. They were bad deviantart quality.

*tips fedora*
What a gentleman

This. He was the true alpha among you beta fag.

Lol I can only hope. Weird bastard but he seemed alright

Be stupider queer

He might have started that trend for all I know.

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>called out a pedophile

That's the good fight. You little faggot.

This thread is some real Reddit tier shit.

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beanstalk looking motherfucker with enough grease in his hair to stay lit for 9 whole days beating off into the urinal while looking into the mirror

Trips comfirm

This faggot was your weird kid? Damn, his cringy voice is hard to beat.....

There was a kid who did the naruto run. This was back in 2000-2005

who are you quoting?

Did she always have the short hair or did she cut it as part of her "campaign"?

Had a kid that would non stop talk about family guy. Every time you would talk about something he would relate it to family guy....he would bounce group to group and nobody liked him. We paid a group of kids $20 a week to hang out with him but they tapped out after 3 days...

With dykes and brazers you never know.

Better than hair gel. Happens when you're actually white.

I remember this sandnigger that dyed his hair blonde. Hell of a lot less cringe than the spics

In my school there was this weird white kid and we all bullied the shut outta him cos he liked Pokémon’s. Then he brought a gun to school and shot a bunch of ppl.
Lol.

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Another day another shooting

Don't let all the (you)s get to you. I'm sure you weren't THAT weird

Fucking white ppl. They shouldn’t be allowed to have guns.

Funny I liked carl and andrew and that lady's son with downs syndrome. Calderon's son isn't supposed to have downs syndrome.

The funniest bit is he didn’t really hit anybody who actually bullied him.

Idiot.

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Yeah black people are obviously much more responsible with guns

I fucked the autistic girl after school my last day there.

he was probably really fucking poor
depending on how long ago this was, recycling could actually get you some pretty decent change. it's not as good as it used to be though.

Hell I was the weird kid. Nerdy look, glasses, no GF. I'm still nerd loiking, still wear glasses, and still don't have a GF, but no one calls me weird to my face anymore because I have lots of guns.

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Shut up nigger faggot, your existence is already a mistake

Yeah right

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Lmfao I’m whiter than u fagit

At least they don’t sperg and shootup schools. That’s a white boi thing.

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cringe

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there was some kid named george. i just thought the name george was hilarious so i'd say hi to him and use his name as often as possible. he would look at me wondering if i was messing with him but he actually seemed to realize that it was ok and it was getting him good attention, and not really making fun of him. almost like i adopted him like a prop in a running joke. one time in art class, i was doing the whole "hey george, (whatever) george." thing and after a few minutes, the teacher was like "STOP SAYING GEORGE!" i waited about five seconds and i started singing:

"gorge gorge gorge, jorge in my gorge" and even she couldn't help but laugh, but looking at me like begging that i'd stop.

>he fucked of and start fucking calling niggers who do retard/greentext fuck of that should find their forskin hanging out of their sippers when they fuck about to think they are cool or fynny.9gaged your mouth in your ass.

So u were the retard kid?

Oh, so you were the one guy, now you’re that guy. Got it. Loser.

Incest.

I had this girl in front of me that always wore thongs, and they always stuck out drove me nuts. So one day I slid a pencil between her butt and the thong while she was leaned forward sleeping. When she woke up it snapped the pencil as soon as she sat up. She quit wearing thongs after that, I was somewhat disappointed and relieved at the same time. Blue balls during study hall was no fun.

This one time I lost my b0ner and appetite for sex, so I tried popping one at tita in the classroom. This other time I listened to my father and did not beat the ass of someone who stole my shit

I actually went to school with keenan. Sat with him in lunch a handful of tines also

Foucault Literal Gay who would later admit he was wrong and called out noam Chomsky on his bull shit before dying of being a fag.

based fag is based

Kid in my highschool chemistry class. Was heavier set but not morbidly obese. Said really weird shit all the time. His lab station was in front of mine and one day he shoves his hand down his shorts, scratched and smelled his hand. He then proceeded to say mmm smells like popcorn. Teacher heard and told him to go wash his hands.

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This one time I stared up the stairs to some nice shy girl when she was confident enough to hear a skirt. One of her faggots from her posse bumped into me and she stopped wearing skirts since.

in 7th grade a kid with aspergers would suck off a banana during lunch and everyone in the cafeteria would get a laugh out of it. he obviously had no clue what he was doing. he was 'that one retarded kid' ever since.

Yep. Now I'm THAT guy. Not a loser anymore.

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There was this kid that always carried around a laptop. This was the early 2000s so having a laptop was both rare and unheard of for a typical high school student and he had special permission to use it for notes. He was often bullied, but I was friends with him because I thought his laptop was cool we were both into computer shit. One day somebody grabbed his laptop away from him at lunch and allegedly found him watching midget porn. He also had a thing for garlic and red onion pizza, which made his breath reek for the entire day. He became known as the midget porn kid with bad breath.

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The "popular kids" at my school talked shit about the nice girls with furry tails shoved up their asses, you could not be a bigger fucking retard as to be so tame in your "bullying". That's the good shit and that's white. Faggots talking shit about goth girls.

I think I was the weird kid

I fucking saw red when captain cook jumped from the second floor.

began to choke our classmate, while pressing him to the wall and saying: "SHOUUULD I FUCKIIIIING KIIIILLL YOUUUU?!?!" Also, he has a crush on one girl in our class. He wants to kidnap her using chloroform.

I was supposed to learn Greco Roman wrestling and fencing but I'm poor.

You think you would know how to take a joke? Or deal with it with violence?

Don't be a faggot.

Straight.

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Also I was probably the weird kid in my school. I often avoided eye contact and was silent, always in the principles office for skipping school and had several incidents where I ripped major ass and everyone heard it.

The first time I was in gym class and they were making us do push ups; well, I landed on my stomach really hard and this incredibly loud, deep and long fart erupted from my ass and echoed through the entire gym. Suddenly everything went dead silent and then the laughter started. I started laughing as well because honestly I thought it was funny too.

The second time I was sleeping in this boring ass science class and while I was sleeping a massive fart erupted from my ass and woke me up. The entire class was laughing and the teacher asked if I had a good nap. I kind of just smirked and shrugged it off.

i see you're a retard of his kind. Of course i can take a joke, like any other normal human being. He could've just punch this guy, but now he became Boa the choker

Just so you know if you're going to be faggots don't act like faggots. That's why I behave the way that I do. That's the au natural way to be like that. I actually disregard social rules. That's the nanny to me.

A naco's a faggot.

That's somebody's son. Maybe you don't know how to behave you little queer. If you ask for it you're gonna get hit. If you're cringe or you stink like a nigger you're gonna get bounced.

There are worse things than him misbehaving.

...continued

I also had horrible hygiene and used axe body spray as a substitute for showers and never brushed my teeth. I often wore the same clothes for days until they started to stink.

I regret the poor hygiene habits now, I may have been able to have landed a girlfriend had I given any fucks about my personal appearance or hygiene back in high school.

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Has a lot to do with respect and power and I despise Italians and people who claim to be Italian.

Respect for power is gato por liebre. There could not be a bigger scam. If you're a punk then it matters fuck all if you took someone the fuck out.

he is somebody's son, and this somebody makes fun of him as well. Of course he had a right to hit the fucker, but instead he choke him like a complete retard. He is the epitome of cringe. And yes, he stinks.

You're punks, that's why I keep my secrets. Please stop asking stupid shit. That would be why I don't hear. I don't spy on you or try to steal your shoes. Since I need a meme answer. That's what happens to Arnold double nigger for being a faggot from Austria

I was the weird kid.

Just a loner scrawny little faggot. I'd fap in Spanish class while the nuts in the seat.

I'd look for any excuse to fucking leave class just to got fap somewhere. Never got caught.

I don't do that as much. I'll fap at work occasionally if I can manage a quick rub out.

I am not a nuisance on my neighbors, if you were good people and kept the golden rule and the peace you would make it. But because you're faggots that's why shit happens. Cuck yourselves that's the joke. It's impossible not to be a chink a nigger or otherwise a personae non grata. It's called western Europe.

** and whipe**

I really don't need to get to know your bitchass

Som dude would straight up jerk off in class by cupping his hands between his legs and bouncing, and had several people witness his self sucking ability at sleepovers.

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So what did you do in school user?

he coughed up a huge blood clot that must have been filling his entire sinus cavity onto the carpet at the entrance of our classroom after recess.

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I know a kid like that.. don't happen to live in Texas do you?

Those are my home's theories. I am not trash like you.

Nah, Canada

Would it be fair to make the weird kid and the school shooter synonymous?

Let it go bitch, I saw your fat indio evo morales nigger grease face crying from the drama in your house. I regret ever having sympathy for any of you filthy niggers.

Stay cucked.

But that's the good product tho. Read death note

Lol that's straight up sexual assault. I'm surprised she didn't metoo his ass.

It's been years since I've been praying and hearing voices to stay alive. I think I owe it to myself to use my prada perfume

I don't understand this meme, America has more immigrants than Canada lol

Technically all of sex is rape if you're straight, but what do I know if I experienced rolling first hand

Kill yourself. You need some Disney shit to justify a guy like Brosnan, go suck your father off

Theres a good chance I was the weird kid.

I knew this kid in first grade who would often shit his pants and smear it on the walls. In high school I found out that was a sign of sexual abuse.

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i was always the quiet kid, but i don’t i ever reached ‘weird quiet kid’ status bc this kid named adam shit himself during the pacer and never lived it down

Youre an adult now right user?

There's a Cuban musk if you stay dirty 2 days to repell suegras off. Some people shouldn't have money just kill yourselves

They look good compared to the "bully" little punks and their mom. Just kill yourselves.

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That nut was inside my woman and you think I'm not gonna find you, that I'm not gonna fuck with you.

And your grown ass still acts like a little bitch in the auto correct and Google. You fucking faggots. Please keep asking stupid offensive shit

Definitely autistic

I went to this wedding one time, and I felt like the money wasn't worth it. The most perverse shit I've heard. I don't blame some people sometimes but I'm judging you

If you're trash I'm gonna treat you like shit to separate you from the good people.

I think that was the whole point to separate the couples like a homewrecker

I don't talk to you. I would rather have bennigan's or Kroger than your presence

I don't even go near the Hilton or double tree anymore

I don't need a higher social condition to tell you to fuck off or to go fuck yourself

If there's silence or you know me it's implied I don't want to get raped

Don't make me say it a don't be a punkass Mexican American

Reality cabron. It happens to you because you're a nigger and because nobody likes you

Puto

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I don't want to talk about it anymore and i'm not gonna take your shit

No one at my school did anything weird until after. But one guy was fucked over by the school for being weird.
Our actual valedictorian was some chubby kid with severe autism/Asperger's syndrome but wasn't diagnosed with it yet. Couldn't talk or socialize. Counselors didn't want him to speak in front of everyone but the school district was fucking pushing it (apparently he was THE top student for our county). Once he was diagnosed with it, our counselors, through some fucked up state law regarding students with developmental disabilities, forced him to graduate early, and the valedictorian spot was given to some chick who went on to major in Latin American studies. Fucking waste.

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No I was homeschooled until puberty and had other issues like knowing people who I don't like. And the root of the problem was racism.

If I were rich I would have talked to those assholes on a more personal level. People were so stuck up and mentally ill they went straight home from college and highschool. Only Richard was enough of a retard to walk to a Starbucks. they were always so stuck up it was impossible to reach them. If I had had my citizenship I would have gotten into a fight.

They flaked every time. If I didn't find someplace to sit I would find some faggot trying to make it. Brown people like chicanos or arabs.

I hated the teachers but I had a minimal amount of respect. And it got creepy really fast. I always behaved and was serious and valued my education.

To this day they're talking shit about the time they caught a break from mommy and daddy. If I didn't kept my mouth shut through the class from talking to a group estaba echando desmadre solo.

It's not my fault I burned a stupid bitch.

When some sick, arrogant stupid bitch gets put in his place really pathetic shit happens.

No se dicen mamadas en la calle.

1st day of high school, we all come back from break and some dude named James McCauley shuffled through the classroom door with his pants around his ankles. He then said "Miss, can you please wipe my botty for me"?
Nobody even laughed cos it was that fucking surreal. We never seen him again after that. A few years later my mum said she spoke to his mum at a supermarket and got told he died in his sleep. Poor fuck.

sounds like a brain tumor, that can cause such weird behaviour

I have to put you in your place. For you bringing up your bullying bullshit right? I would be the bull, that is really racist against my kind of people

Bringing that movie bullshit up

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What really happened because you're faggots

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I can't find the image right now because of Google datamining but if you're a piece of shit that's really not on me. You don't know how to behave yourself and there is always something the fuck wrong with you. I don't even bother with respect of persons. It's minimal at best.

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You don't do it in your fucking adult life. Thanks for flushing me out, take the advice and be nice. Get help.

I will act in self defense

I already know you're a sick fuck I have no interest in negotiating with the likes of you

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I'm a bad person, you on the other hand the good people of God belong in hell.

kid regularly browsed Cred Forums. bragged about having hundreds of nudes from 12 year olds on kik. looked up furry porn on library computer, got the pokemon club banned from the library permanently.

meanwhile, i was also the weird kid, since i got banned from school computers three years consecutively.

I believe in hell. Not in retarded religion or anything. I condemn and forsake you.

Elementary school 1 : this chick was always sucking ink from her pen. Her mouth was constantly blue like a fucking GoT warlock.

Elementary school 2 : this bloke got caught masturbating in class. Everyone avoided him afterwards, but i decided to become his only friend. Good guy but a bit creepy about girls ig, but who isn't

High school 1: tried to beat up the most popular guy in school (boyband singer) on his first day in an attempt to get popular. How that backfired. Became friends w him too. Stopped chilling w him after he tried to touch my dick while playing halo

High school 2: got dropped into special education due to shit grades and autism. Shit was fucky there. Had this one nigger who danced by himself all break every day (dancenigger was his alias). One of my friends became gay and started dating younger boys in school. Im talking 17-13 shit. Even made out w the boy in school publicly and shit. This other guy would hide behind plants and make bird noises. Though some would've considered yours truly the weirdest. I got pissed with everyone around the exam year and made an Instagram account where i photoshopped pics of ppl in school i hated. It went viral and i got arrested for it and kicked out. Did public exams and came out fine.

University : was friends with this girl in year 1 and this mentally ill creep was always staring at her. Eventually he approached her and asked her out. She ran away. Shit is not so weird anymore

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pissed my pants in kindergarden, twice in the fourth grade and once in the third.

You go to hell for making your heart glad. Like the stupid little shit you are. There are injustices in this world.

“White people”

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who are you quoting?

You go to Zara to the children's section or barnes's and noble to the parenting books and that place is empty. And it's creepy. Hell, I wish the children knew this. So you wouldn't send your kids to catholic church. The house of God is not a place for your stupid bullshit like schools and "community"

Please stop asking stupid shit and bringing it up

We had this kid we called Whitey. In seventh grade he was 6ft and about 140 pounds. His skin was super white, like abnormally white. He had over-sized blue eyes, no eyebrows, a tiny nub of a nose and super thin lips with almost no color to them. He was already balding, but the hair he had was white and curly. His face was like a big white disk with 2 blue marbles for eyes. He was never talked, but you would be talking to a friend, you would suddenly notice him standing next to one of you. After a while he would wonder off. We used to joke that he was some kind of alien in a bad disguise. But no one was ever mean to Whitey. Then the next year he never came back to school. He may have returned to his home planet.

I used to walk around sucking my thumb, and carrying a stuffed animal most of senior year and was a very out and proud furry and king of the nerds with hair down to my waist. I was a class clown enough to make people laugh but people thought I was weird...

I transitioned.

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poor kid is going to turn into a future shooter lol. The isolation of counseling is horrible for kids

I know you don't go to hell for being a punk so go fuck yourself and didagree over hippie weed or something. Go watch Joe Rogan

If you're a hippie and an atheist and "cool" that's good enough for me. I still hate you. If you're Alan from the hangover you're perfect or imperfect but please do go fuck yourself.

You're not a chingadera around me. With your fuckery and shenanigans. Don't be a retard and seriously go fuck yourself.

I have my folly but I have my values. And your fuckery is impossible so get locked up yourself and lose everything yourself I will ruin you

sounds like he was albino

Shut up mom, you're not my real dad!

We thought that too, my friend asked him and he said no. But maybe the kid was embarrassed or something.

You're not supposed to be rich, I chose my words carefully. Please fuck up so I can destroy you

>the weird kid
m8 where do you think you are?
My hs now has a rule in their agreement that says you're not allowed to climb on the outside of the building because of me.
I was really into parkour and shit before, probably the reason I'm not a fatfuck now.
Funny, that's how long I got too. Industry standard?

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Kid admitted in front of a bunch of folks at the school that he essentially raped his younger sister because he wanted to prove he had fucked a girl. I'll provide details, not about the actual supposed rape ofc because he didn't go into detail, if wanted.

You think I know that it's unbearable you think I'm not gonna find you on the street? You talk shit in movies etcetera every day.

Had a kid called Josh that we called "josh the posh" .. you know because being kids. Well this shitgibbon would walk in baby steps round the perimeter of the school (by his fucking self mind you) hands out in front with his index finger out swishing them side to side like windscreen wipers. No fucking lie this tit did this every fucking brake... every fucking day, he'd also stop randomly and shout in a faggoty tone " TEA BRAKE!!" sit down and pretend to drink tea with his fucking pinkie sticking out.... this mother fucker thought he was a bus. Eventually over the weeks me and my mates watched him gather other outcasts and they would let him pick them up and just follow him doing the same baby steps.. this posh twat had about twenty "bus cult" followers by the end.

Your child is black and his mother's a whore. And I'll just leave it at that. You're not Spanish if you don't remind the nigger

Nothing personal meg, it is my intention to offend you

I nurture my inner child. The fuck is this shit?

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I'm glad it's backwards but you seriously need to go fuck yourself with that

Watched a girl called zoe in primary school crap in her hand under a table then proceed to eat the whole thing.

Idiot

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So if you ever get confused you can just blame black people to give back power to the word

It's not nice or ok to rape women, suffrage and other civil and human rights are bullshit I have it against faggots and feminists because they still get the shit raped out of them if not worse

Keep your fucking opinion to yourself

I'm very sorry about your shit

Shutup you horrible cunt

This fucking kid went to my high schools all-school assembly to lip-sync. Fuck this guy

Were you diamonds?

THE WEIRD KID ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE MAPLE SYRUP ITS A STRANGE UNIVERSAL LAW

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Checked

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Ahem

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Find me on the street

High school. He used to beep around pretending he was in a spaceship, was quite obsessed with star trek. Our class was playing volleyball or some shit and it was down to two girls. He said out loud "oh I don't know whether to go for X or Y, they're both so cute!"
I used to antagonise the shit out of him but that was ages ago and he's actually not a bad dude

Whole locker was dedicated to Micheal Jackson, his locker had a pink, fluffy cover, with pictures of Micheal Jackson every where, including the outside of the locker. Same faggot used to collect chewed gum from his crushes in a jar. Looked him up, he’s now starring in gay pornos

do a flip wierdo

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I was the weird kid

Never showered
Never had my hair cut
Fat
Always had the cheesy smell of dick and shit on my fingertips
Didn't wipe after taking a shit
Listened to vidya music on my portable cd player all the time

I never understood how people don't clean their asses, couldn't you feel anything?

One small hispanic kid with the most high pitched pre pubecent voice (11th grade mind you) that followed me around and called me “oof” he had no friends and came out as gay to me and called me hot. I think i met him in the sped class in middle school

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How much crusted shit built up after not wiping and was it uncomfortable

I honestly can't remember, I just didn't like the thought of fresh shit going anywhere near my fingers, which is strange because I
>Always had the cheesy smell of dick and shit on my fingertips

I guess after the shit had sat between my cheeks for a while it was fair game

Not a weird kid story, per sae but, We had a ginger midget kid try to fuck with a tall af mentally unstable goth dude’s GF. Goth kid found out and got pissed, challenged him to a fight in the empty auditorium. The two fought and the Goth kid promptly kicked the shit out of him and pulled out a knife on him. Goth kid got arrested, unsurprisingly. Ginger Kid was telling everyone a few days after he “won the fight and kicked Goth Kid’s ass” despite having a huge fucking black eye.

I don't remember it being uncomfortable but I do remember the crust falling out when I changed out of my underwear

you probably reeked like earring backings

Weird kid who we all thought was going on an amok run at some point brought a knife to sports class and it fell outta his pockets while doing a cartwheel.

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I had a morning class with a friend who's hands always smelled fucked up, like even if you borrowed a pencil or something from him it would smell, do you think it was from playing with his stink dick before school or what?

kid with krusty the clown laugh and fucking weird face would sneak pics of the fat girls and jerk off to it in the school bathroom and found out because he dropped his phone when he was in a stall next to me and came out with lotion assed hands, and the school shooter combat boot kid was going to fuck him up for it

He got a job working part time in a huge supermarket. One day people were looking for him since he was missing during his shift. They find him in the toilets, in a locked stall making noises.
Worried, they look over the top and find him on the floor with the handle of a toilet brush up his ass.

nice

That's because niggers don't go to school